Tang Xuanzang and Monk Sand stared blankly at the two of them.
They watched as the two of them bickered with each other.
They argued endlessly. If one poked at the other's sore spot, the other would step on the other's weak spot. Neither of them was willing to back down.
Finally...
The two of them approached each other step by step.
In the end, their faces were pressed against each other as they stared at each other.
Wukong bared his teeth. "Damn fat pig."
Ba Jie was unwilling to admit defeat. "Stinky monkey."
Wukong: "Perverted pig head."
Ba Jie: "Aren't you perverted?"
Wukong stomped his foot. "I have a pig head like you.
You're so young, yet you're already rubbing your face against the Siyang.
You don't even know that your mouth looks like it doesn't have a chin. Your saliva is all over the place. "Wukong had a look of disgust on his face as he spoke.
Ba Jie's pig face turned red from the scolding.
He wanted to deny it, but there was nothing he could say. All he could do was whimper and sniff.
He pursed his lips and said, "I don't want to talk about this with you."
Wukong sneered, "Oh?
"Oh, you're feeling guilty."
Tang Xuanzang finally found an opening to interrupt. "Wukong, you and Wuneng..."
He had thought that the two of them were just old grudges.
However, the argument just now was clearly not the case.
Ba Jie felt wronged.
He ran up to his master and complained, "Master, you don't know.
Back then, I was the Canopy Marshal in the sky because... "
"Because he teased fairies.
Because he peeked at fairies bathing, he was banished to the mortal realm. "Wukong appeared beside Tang Xuanzang out of nowhere and forcefully interrupted Ba Jie's words.
"The Jade Emperor punished him by letting him experience a thousand lives of love. He reincarnated a few hundred lives, and in his last life, he was reincarnated as a pig. That's why he ended up looking like a pig. When he was reincarnated as a pig, he was brought to the Five Fingers Mountain that was pressing down on me. Old Sun, I didn't recognize him. When he was young, I taught him how to speak, how to read, how to speak, how to be polite, and how to be a good monster. When he grew up, he looked like a pig. He could walk, jump, eat, sleep, and was always lecherous. Old Sun, I didn't think he was stupid.
"I'm thinking of the Beautiful Monkey King, Great Sage Equal to Heavens, Sun Wukong of the Flowerfruit Mountain's Water Curtain Cave.
I'm so handsome that I can't even argue with a pig head like him ~ Phew ~ "Wukong stroked his handsome fur.
Finally, he snorted coldly and ended the conversation.
Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, and Monk Sha were all stunned.
With eyes full of mosquito coils, Wukong digested the series of words without even panting.
The message of a long paragraph without any punctuation.
After a long while, Tang Sanzang finally understood the cause and effect.
On the other hand, Monk Sha's brain was in a dead knot. He squatted on the ground and counted with his fingers, trying to recall what his Eldest Senior Brother had said just now. He couldn't remember anything at all.
Zhu Bajie looked sullen. "Damn monkey, I've already said all the good things about you. Why don't you talk about how you treated me when I was young? You pinched my ear and didn't give me anything to eat."
"I pinched your ear because you were stupid. I didn't give you anything to eat because I wanted you to remember." Wukong stared down at him condescendingly. "Big Sister Siyang didn't say anything, did she?"
It would've been better if Siyang wasn't mentioned. The moment he did, Zhu Bajie became even more furious. He pointed at him with pursed lips and said, "You still dare to say that Big Sister Siyang is on your side."
Tang Sanzang: "…"
He suddenly realized that the discord between his two disciples wasn't because of old grudges. Instead, it was more like … they were fighting for favor.
Monk Sha raised his head pitifully. "Eldest Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, the Big Sister Siyang you're talking about …"
Wukong and Zhu Bajie: "Shut up."
Monk Sha: "Σ
°
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It was rare for the two brothers to have such tacit understanding, but Monk Sha was scared out of his wits.
Wukong didn't look too good. "Who said you could call her by her name?"
Zhu Bajie also snorted. "Please call her Her Majesty the Queen."
Tang Sanzang: "…"
Monk Sha: "QAQ." Both Eldest Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother are so scary.
After arguing for a while, Tang Sanzang was about to lose his patience, so Wukong and Ba Jie gave him a brief account of what had happened between them. Tang Sanzang finally understood what had happened. As it turned out, the two of them had an 'ill-fated relationship' a long time ago.
However, he was also a little curious about the Big Sister Siyang they were talking about, especially after learning that she was the Queen of the Myriad Demons.
"Although the Queen of the Myriad Demons is a demon, she must be a good demon to be able to teach you all meticulously and take care of Wuneng who lost his mind when he was young."
Wukong said proudly, "She was also the one who saved me when I was captured by humans when I was young."
For once, Zhu Bajie didn't argue with him. "She was the one who personally brought me back."
Wukong couldn't help but feel itchy when he saw Zhu Bajie like that. In the end, he couldn't hold himself back and grabbed Zhu Bajie's big ears. "Pighead, it's time for you to be scolded. Even if Guanyin took you away to recover your mind, you still have the power to do so. How dare you not come back? You're asking for a beating."
"Master, save me! Master, save me!" Ba Jie cried out in pain. His emotions were complicated when he recalled everything. He had mixed feelings about Si Yang and the stinky monkey, and what it felt like to be raised by the two of them. Even now, he still had the memories of the time when he was a pig demon, when he foolishly thought that the two of them were his parents.
Just think about how he felt back then. It would be strange if he had the face to go back.
Tang Sanzang said helplessly, "Wukong, stop." Knowing the complicated relationship between the two, Tang Sanzang also knew that Wukong wouldn't really hurt Zhu Bajie, so he didn't try to persuade him too seriously.
In the end, this farce ended when the moon was high up in the sky.
Wukong was still looking at Zhu Bajie with disdain. Zhu Bajie was both afraid and annoyed at Wukong. He was afraid that he wouldn't be able to beat Zhu Bajie even if he was traumatized by his childhood. What annoyed him the most was that this damned monkey didn't care about his feelings at all.
"Sigh." Zhu Bajie sat on a stone block outside and gazed at the moon in the sky with a melancholy expression. "I wonder how Little Sister Chang 'e is doing. Please don't agree to be with Wu Gang."
Wukong sat on the branch of a big tree above the stone block, leaning against the tree. One of his legs was hanging down leisurely, swinging back and forth. He glanced down and said, "Pig, why are you still worrying about this?"
"Give up on that pig heart of yours. Chang 'e is trapped in the Vast Glacial Palace and can't come out for the rest of her life."
Zhu Bajie looked up in shock. "What did you say?"
When Zhu Bajie found out that Chang 'e and Wu Gang's relationship had been discovered after he was banished to the mortal realm, Chang' e was punished and imprisoned in the Vast Glacial Palace for the rest of her life. Meanwhile, Wu Gang's memories were wiped and he was forced to cut down osmanthus trees outside the Vast Glacial Palace, day after day without rest.
Wukong sighed. "What a sad story."
Zhu Bajie looked at the moon with tears streaming down his face. "Since ancient times, excessive love leads to regret. This regret will never end. Little Sister Chang 'e, Tian Peng and you will never see each other again …"
Wukong felt stifled when he saw Zhu Bajie's expression. He didn't understand the love this pighead was talking about, but it didn't seem to be anything good. If it really was good, why would he be turned into a pighead? And why would Chang 'e and Wu Gang end up like this?
No matter how much sorrow and helplessness the Tang Seng and his three disciples had in the past, they only had one goal now — to go to the Western Paradise and retrieve the Buddhist scriptures. The journey was thousands of miles long, and there was still a long way to go.
"Why is the weather getting hotter and hotter?" Zhu Bajie complained as he wiped his sweat.
Monk Sha raised his head and looked at the not-so-hot sun in the sky. "It's not even summer yet.
Seeing that Tang Seng couldn't take it anymore, Wukong hurriedly helped him up and said, "Master, there's something strange about this place. Let's find a place to rest first, and then find out why it's so hot here. If we continue walking, you won't be able to take it."
Tang Seng nodded weakly. This was the only thing they could do for now.
They found a small, dilapidated temple and settled down for the time being.
"Junior Brother Bajie and Sha, you two protect Master. I'll be back soon."
Zhu Bajie nodded as he chewed on a biscuit. Wukong rolled his eyes at him.
Monk Sha promised, "Eldest Senior Brother, go ahead. Second Senior Brother and I will definitely take good care of Master."
Wukong leaped into the air. Then, he pulled out his Jingu Bang from his ear, enlarged it, and smashed it hard on the ground. He wasn't familiar with this place, so he had to find out the owner of this place and ask him about it.
On the street, a group of people were being chased everywhere. But no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't escape. Soon, the fifteen or sixteen-year-old youths caught up to them.
A scorching flame drifted over. If Wukong hadn't dodged it quickly, he would have been burned. Even so, he touched the hair on the back of his head. There was a small patch of hard hair there, and it even felt a little burnt.
'Oh my!!!'
Wukong was instantly enraged. He was the Monkey King of Mount Huaguo, the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong. Such a handsome monkey was actually burned. What was the most important thing about a monkey? That was his hair. Whoever touched his hair would be the one who he would get angry with.
"It's fun, it's fun. Don't run."
The clear and bright voice of the youth was very lively. Goku looked towards the source of the voice and saw on the other side of the street, a delicate and pretty youth wearing red clothes with two buns on his head ran over. Then, a flame spurted out from the youth's mouth, burning the group of people running on the street.
It seemed that the fire that came out of nowhere just now was from this young man.
Wukong narrowed his eyes and walked toward the young man. Seeing that the young man was about to spit fire again, he reached out and pinched the young man's mouth. He said in a strange tone, "Little kid, where are your parents? Running out here alone to play. Didn't your parents teach you that children shouldn't play with fire? Playing with fire will make you wet the bed, you stinky brat."
With every sentence, Wukong would pinch the young man's mouth and shake his head violently. He spoke in a tone like that of a teaching director. He was completely used to this when he was teaching Ba Jie.
Red Boy was dumbfounded as his mouth was pinched. His rosy lips were pinched into the shape of a chicken's mouth. He wanted to twist his face and break free from that hand, but that hand was like an iron clamp. It pinched his mouth and teeth so hard that they hurt, but he couldn't move an inch.
"Smack!"
After shaking Red Boy until his face was distorted, Wukong finally released him mercifully.
As soon as he relaxed, Red Boy jumped back and opened his mouth to spit out a stream of fire.
… Hmm, he didn't spit it out.
Siyang dusted off his hands and descended from the sky. He glanced at Red Boy, whose mouth was wide open but didn't spit out any sparks. He smiled faintly and said, "I haven't seen you for a few hundred years, but you're still so naughty. Looks like you haven't learned your lesson from back then. Do you want me to remind you again?"
Red Boy's eyes widened when he saw Siyang. He couldn't hide the fear in his eyes.
"You, it's you …" Red Boy pointed at Siyang, unable to say anything.
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