The first floor of the Abyss Underground Palace was a huge graveyard. There were many zombies, skeletons and spirits. None of them were strong, at least to their team. Ye Cang held a big ladle in one hand and a pot in the other, chasing after the skeletons and smashing them. Huang Zhong intercepted the skeletons and slashed them. Jia Xu healed Ye Cang and killed a spirit with an ice arrow.
After killing three skeletons, one spirit and two zombies, they needed a rest. Ye Cang placed the skeletons on the altar and chopped the zombies into pieces. Then, he started to boil them with the water from the underground fountain, sprinkled some spirit powder and added some vegetables. Everything was done in one go. A team of adventurers who were passing by saw the thing in the pot and decided to take a detour. They could not afford to provoke this team. Ye Cang was not one to be messed with.
Huang Zhong smelled the stench of rotting meat. Looking at the effect of the food, it's dark resistance?! Not only that, most of the undead creatures wouldn't attack him. He held back his disgust and drank a bowl of it. The disgusting smell was so strong that he could not stop his tears from flowing. Jia Xu held back his disgust and ate the bowl. Ye Cang ate it calmly, "It's a little disgusting. I don't have a choice as I only have these ingredients …" Jia Xu was stunned when he heard that. Ye Cang ate it calmly, "It's a little disgusting.
A little disgusting?! This is a little disgusting?! What do you mean by disgusting?! Huang Zhong was speechless.
The altar shone brightly and the wedding march was played. However, it was a mournful tune. The altar was opened and a zombie bride in a wedding dress crawled out. She had a great body and although her facial features were damaged, her beauty could still be vaguely seen. Her skin was pale and her mouth was dark red. Many parts of her body were rotten.
"Old Huang! It's the Demon Lady! The super rare species on the first floor – Zombie Bride. God is kind enough to let us meet the Demon Lady. Don't fight for her, this Demon Lady is mine … "Jia Xu smirked.
"F * ck off! Do you know how to respect your elders? You have no idea. Actually, I still have some feelings for female zombies … Ahem! " Ahem … "Huang Zhong's words made Ye Cang sweat. What did you learn in our world? Was it a sexual fetish?! "Her breasts are so small. Let's just kill her. I'll make you a good meal."
"They're here! Be careful! "Jia Xu warned.
Ye Cang leaned back and dodged the whip kick. She then turned around and smacked the iron pot on his face, causing him to become stiff. The iron pot and the ladle continuously smacked his face. Huang Zhong was speechless. "Wah, his face is crooked. Can you be gentler …"
However, the stiff ghost bride tore off the chef's headscarf on Ye Cang's arm and left a long, bloody gash. Ye Cang looked at the other hand coming and thought too much, but her body suddenly went numb. Not good! She felt a sharp pain on her face and three bloody slaps sent her flying away. The zombie bride lowered her body and continued to attack Ye Cang who had a lower level. However, Huang Zhong seized the opportunity and kicked her. "Magic God Kick!"
He kicked her from the side and sent her crashing into the altar. Ye Cang's paralysis effect disappeared. She got up and stared at the zombie bride on the other side of the altar. "Damn it, I'm going to make you into bacon … Damn it! I'm going to make you into a Magical Girl! Pfft! How dare you touch my face?! I'll show you what a Kung Fu dish is! "
Ye Cang put his hand on the fire and poured the corpse oil on the ghost corpse bride's face. He then heated the entire pot and the ladle. Once again, he dashed forward. Jia Xu pierced through the ghost corpse bride with an ice arrow, greatly reducing its movement. He then started to stand further away. Ye Cang saw Jia Xu carrying a gun and a sword but he never dashed forward. Every time, I have to face him head-on.
Huang Zhong hit the zombie bride with an uppercut and threw her into the air. Then, he started to cast the only magic he knew, [Fireball]. Although it did not cause much damage, he thought it was cool. He smashed the burning iron pot from behind and heated the zombie bride's body. The zombie oil kept sizzling in the pot and the moaning sound made Ye Cang feel good. Huang Zhong and Jia Xu could not bear to see this happen. Huang Zhong even threw a fireball between her legs and Jia Xu threw an ice arrow over. Seeing that the zombie bride was about to die, Huang Zhong quickly shouted, "Brother Lil 'White! Keep the ghost under the pot! Even if we don't keep this thing, we can sell it for money and get a new set of accessories. You can also get some good cooking utensils … "
Huang Zhong's words made Ye Cang's heart skip a beat. He loosened the lid of the pot and took out the ladle. Surprisingly, the wedding dress wasn't burnt. Her face is burnt but the dress is fine. The quality is good. Jia Xu took out a sealing scroll and sealed it. "You're quite lucky. The probability of sealing a scroll is not very high."
Ye Cang once again leveled up and added all his attributes to stamina. A treasure chest appeared in a secret compartment beside the altar. Ye Cang leapt towards it, but he wasn't faster than Huang Zhong who was right beside the altar. He only saw Huang Zhong open the treasure chest while Ye Cang had only just reached it.
"Wow, equipment and class skill books!" Huang Zhong took out two class skill books and two elite equipment, a round shield with exquisite patterns and a white mage robe. Huang Zhong took the mage robe without hesitation. Jia Xu wanted the shield but Ye Cang wanted it too. Since I don't use it much, I gave it to him. Too bad, the shield looks good. At least it's better than mine. It will suit my image of a wise man.
The three of them continued to wander around. Ye Cang looked at Jia Xu and asked, "I heard you've become a cop in the East District."
"Cop? You should at least show some respect to my job. I'm just a probationary officer for now. Yesterday, I solved a huge case. It's a lair of a cult called 'Salvation'. Look, I'm going to be promoted to a senior inspector. I've checked my position and I'm going to be promoted three times in a row. Once I'm officially appointed, I'll be the vice-captain of the exorcism team in the East District, "Jia Xu walked with his arms crossed.
"Don't the exorcism team have to work at night?" Huang Zhong had been here for quite some time and he knew a lot of things.
"I'm not going …" Jia Xu said matter-of-factly. "I'm not Zhuge Liang. I'm not working day and night and I'll die from exhaustion. I know my limits. Besides, I'm just trying to make a living. I'm not risking my life. When I'm working, I'll do my job well. When I'm resting, I won't think about anything else."
Ye Cang thought for a while and agreed. What Old Merchant always said made sense, "Someone is fighting over there. Is it a boss? "
"Yeah, it's a rare boss on the first floor, Acid Zombie Beast. Let's go! Kill and steal … "Jia Xu smirked.
"Wenhe, it's better not to cross the line. How about this? That female player seems to be fated with me. Instead of dying in your hands, I'll end her myself. You guys can do as you see fit." Upon finishing his words, Huang Zhong took out his machete and sneaked around. Jia Xu signaled Ye Cang to sneak over from the other side. Ye Cang kept the ladle and took out his cooking knife. He then sneaked over from the other side of the wall. Meanwhile, Jia Xu walked over with a smile. "Well, do you guys need any help? I don't need anything. I just need some growth attribute.
"No need. Get lost!" The white-robed female player was obviously a priestess. She frowned at Jia Xu's sinister expression.
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