Ye Cang sat up from her rocking chair, resting her elbows on her thighs. She crossed her fingers and thought for a bit. "I've combined everyone's opinions and decided to perform a play. As for the story, Lele, Xiao Long, Axiong, you three will be in charge. I'll choreograph the choreography and leave the costumes to Uncle Lei. Xiao Tian, Little Zhao, you'll be in charge of the interior. NaNa and Naked Uncle will be in charge of the sound effects and singing. Yiyi will also join.
Hey hey, you want a script in just a few hours? Do you think this is a primary school essay competition!? Ice Cloud was speechless. Just as she was about to speak, Lin Le shouted. "Don't worry, Little White! There's no need for afternoon, there's already a script!!! "
"…" Chang Zhengxiong and Ice Cloud turned to look at Lin Le who was fiercely patting his chest.
Ye Cang happily got up and patted Lin Le's head. "Lele is still the reliable one."
Lin Le returned to his room, then put on his painter's hat and walked out with his crayons and drawing board.
"The plot is like this. We'll start with the three heroes fighting Lu Bu, then Lu Bu gets dismembered, then rape Diao Chan, then kill Dong Zhuo."
"Hey hey, the three heroes fighting Lu Bu isn't …" Before Ice Cloud could finish her reminder, Chang Zhengxiong nodded and interrupted her. "That's right. After that, we can go back and get rid of Yuan Shao and Cao Cao. Then we'll go from left to right, then from right to left. If God stands in our way, we'll kill God. If Buddha stands in our way, we'll kill Buddha! Have a threesome with Little Joe, beat up Cai Wenji, anger Sun Shangxiang, and rape the Empress. "
Chang Zhengxiong saw the strange gazes of all the women present and consciously shut his mouth. Ye Cang hit him on the back of his head. "Dirty!! Let's start with Little Joe. Hah, I guess I'll have to act … "
Wu Na elbowed Ye Cang. "Is this how you act as an older brother? Is this something we can watch during the New Year?! "
"I'm just kidding." Ye Cang sighed. "Let's start with Little Joe and delete it. However, we can still rape Diao Chan at the beginning."
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"Scram!" Wu Na didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Diao Chan is a heroine. She tried to drive a wedge between Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo for the sake of the common people. Really, show some respect, okay?"
"Then what about sex?" Lin Le asked doubtfully.
"F * ck! It was the New Year, so they had to have sex! Rape, rape, can't you say something more auspicious?! There are children here!! "Wu Na exploded and looked at Fang Tong.
"Elephant's Blessing?" Fang Tong probed.
"You …" Wu Na's chest tightened. She forgot that she was Naked Uncle's die-hard fan. "Let's do it again. Let's do it again. This plot won't work."
"Stupid Nana, you're bullying me …" Lin Le looked at her with disdain. Wu Na ignored him and began to act shamelessly. "I want to rape Diao Chan. I want to rape Diao Chan!"
"Hey, look at Lele. He's about to cry. He's so pitiful. Just let him rape Diao Chan." Ye Cang pulled the aggrieved Lin Le over.
"That's right. Nana, you won't die from raping Diao Chan." Zhang ZhengXiong also tried to persuade them. FrozenCloud, SpyingBlade, and Fang Ci all looked at the three with strange expressions, especially SpyingBlade. Have you guys thought about how Diao Chan feels? However, who's going to act as Diao Chan? Song Xin?
Wu Na looked at Lin Le's aggrieved expression and sighed deeply. "Alright, Diao Chan, let Sister Song Xin do it. Hah. Anyway, let's discuss the plot properly! Everyone should participate! "
Hey, hey, this isn't how you educate a child!!! The three of them thought at the same time. Then, they remembered Lin Le's real age and experience and lowered their heads in shame.
Everyone began to discuss the plot and give their opinions.
"It's so lively. What are you guys discussing?" Naked Uncle walked in from the entrance. Behind him, Fat Uncle also came in with a smile. "Lil 'White, let's have a look at your dance."
Fang Tong looked at Naked Uncle with admiration. Naked Uncle looked down at Fang Tong and smiled. "Have you recovered? Come, let Uncle touch the elephant for you! "
Fang Ci didn't know what to do. From the perspective of a normal brother, he should pick up a knife and cut off that thing and that person. However, the person in front of him was different! Although it was strange, it was really useful. This was Lin Hai's Eagle Hero, the ultimate leader of the Holy Elephant Sect, the Walking Wonder of the World, the tenth wonder of mankind, the invincible Elephant Emperor in the music industry, the God of Naked Bass, the Demon King, the Nemesis of Diseases, and the legend of Lin Hai. It was said that someone spent billions of federal coins to ask for his ultimate elephant blessing (which was to sleep with Naked Uncle for one night).
Fang Tong touched it sincerely. An extremely warm current wrapped around her. She couldn't help but smile happily. Her face was flushed, and she felt that her body was very light. The toxins in her body had been expelled. Once again, she gratefully and piously took back her hand. "Thank you, Uncle Naked Uncle!"
SpyingBlade, FrozenCloud, Wu Na, and even Zuo Yiyi, who came in later, all thought to themselves. This was probably the only person in the world who could do such a thing in broad daylight and not be sentenced. Moreover, the people who touched him were deeply grateful to him. He had tens of thousands of fans and followers. He was known as a fresh and encouraging current in the entertainment industry.
Knowing that they were discussing the script, the three of them joined in.
"I think it's a bit forced to put the scene of Diao Chan here. How about this? Let's leave it as an easter egg at the end. It can be used as an inspirational goal for Lele." Naked Uncle put forward his opinion.
That … Diao Chan isn't an inspirational goal, right? Ice Cloud looked at Naked Uncle speechlessly. However, it was indeed a bit forced to put it there.
"The main characters, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Lele will act as Zhang Fei and Diao Chan. The story can be roughly described from when Zhang Fei saw Diao Chan when he was young, and decided to rape her. He set his goal and bitterly trained his body to kill pigs. He trained himself to become a peerless martial artist, all for the sake of his childhood dream. It's a touching story of not forgetting his original goal." Naked Uncle was seriously constructing the story.
"By the way, Naked Uncle, Lele's plot seems very strange …" Wu Na reminded. Why did it sound strange coming from Naked Uncle's mouth, but it still felt like a touching story. So handsome, Naked Uncle.
"Actually, I can introduce my side story like that …" Chang Zhengxiong suggested. Wu Na and Ice Cloud immediately rejected his suggestion. "You're just a fugitive."
"I'm acting as the second brother, so righteous! Lord Guan!! Even if you don't kill Diao Chan under the moon, you should at least give him some benefits. Otherwise, it'll be disrespectful to Lord Guan! It's not auspicious for Chinese New Year. "Chang Zhengxiong continued.
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