"Ruoyun, he's a genius in computing! He just came back from studying in Fusang, and is now a Chinese citizen of Fusang! "
Fuck, the moment I heard the words Chinese citizen of Fusang, I panicked. He didn't want to be a proper descendant of the Yellow Emperor, and just had to become a citizen of an island country!
"Chinese citizen of Fusang?" Xu Ruoyun repeated in a slightly annoyed tone.
"Hehe, that's what we call the returnees!" Li Boliang didn't notice Xu Ruoyun's displeasure at all, and continued.
"Puchi …!" I just drank a mouthful of tea, and spat it all out onto the ground. Returnees? This brat really looks like a fucking returnees!
"Huaxia people just have no manners! They actually spit everywhere. In our great Fusang Empire, this kind of behavior is looked down upon by others, I really feel ashamed for my fellow countrymen! "The returnees looked at me and mocked.
"This tortoise bro that came back from the island country seems to have a lot of manners!" Huaxia people have no manners? You even forgot about your ancestors, you're still qualified to talk about others? The world is really big, there are all sorts of strange things.
"You …! Why are you cursing people? "The returnees pointed at me and shouted.
"Cursing people? I didn't curse people right? Where is the person? It seems like this old bro just told me that you're some returnees right? Is there a difference between a returnees and a tortoise? "I pointed at Li Boliang and pretended to be ignorant and asked.
"Hehe …" Zhao Yanyan couldn't hold it in anymore, and laughed while covering her mouth.
"Haha …!" Even Xu Ruoyun couldn't help but laugh loudly after hearing that.
The returnees face was like a purple eggplant, and he was so angry that he kept on trembling. Li Boliang could only awkwardly stand on the side, and didn't know what to say.
"Is there a need, I was just joking," I pretty much vented my anger, what's more is that it's his freedom to join whichever country he wants. It's fine to stop the joke, that Li Boliang seems to be the little light bulb's friend, there's no need to be so forceful.
"Heh!" said the returnees. "Is this how you Huaxia people treat guests?"
I sweated like crazy! This guy actually said you are Chinese. I finally know what a New Era traitor looks like. But this guy really does look like a Japanese.
"Ruoyun, this is Mr. Gotou Mitsuo, he's preparing to invest a million Huaxia dollars into our Computer Science Association, and initially plans to turn this association into a software company," Li Boliang was afraid that I would argue with that sea turtle again, so he quickly revealed the sea turtle's identity.
Not only did this guy change the name of Fu Sang Country, but he was also preparing to act as a foreign investor. Hearing Li Boliang's words, I immediately understood his intentions. Li Boliang meant to warn me that this was a foreign businessman who came to invest in our Song Jiang. If I scared away this God of Wealth, then I would be going against the people of Song Jiang!
"Oh! So it's Mr. Goto! I hope Mr. Gotou can forgive me for my offense. "Invest a million yuan? This figure was not a small sum of money in Song Jiang in 1995. How could a person who had forgotten his ancestral home return to invest? I suddenly wanted to see what this sea turtle wanted to do, so I pretended to be humble and said.
"Hehe, you Huaxia people just open your eyes at the sight of money. It's fine, it's fine, I won't argue with you," the sea turtle's pride was greatly satisfied, so he waved his hand casually.
"Ruoyun, he's just treating you to this?" Li Boliang lost a lot of face due to my words just now, when he saw the three seafood dishes on our table, he immediately showed a look of disdain.
The three seafood dishes that the little light bulb ordered were all common goods within a hundred kuai, the most expensive crab was only 38 kuai per catty. However, although these seafood dishes were cheap, I ate them with relish.
"Li-lao-di, didn't you say that we're going to eat three hundred something hairy crabs?" The sea turtle added in a timely manner.
"Ai! Ruoyun, you should come and eat with us. Let's order a few more expensive dishes! "Li Boliang made an inviting gesture.
"No need, I'm already full," It could be seen that the little light bulb also hated that sea turtle.
"Oh, so it's like that! Waiter! "Li Boliang shouted." Put the bill for their table on me. "
"Okay," the waiter walked over and nodded.
"No need, I can still afford this bit of money," Fuck, you don't have to be like this to chase girls right.
"I say, this little bro, how much did you sell that input method for? At most five thousand kuai! Bro, you're really thrifty, you only ordered something that cost a hundred something kuai, "Li Boliang said with a sideways glance.
"I didn't sell it for five thousand kuai okay, I say, why are you people from the Computing Association so willing to ask about my input method? If you think I'm poor, then treat me. Every single cent is important to me! "I said helplessly. Why did it get back to the input method again.
"Heh. Ruoyun, do you want to add another dish? "Seeing that I compromised, Li Boliang was unusually happy.
"No need, we still have a dish that isn't here yet," just as I said that, Cao Cao arrived.
"Sir, please turn back, a lobster dish. Please enjoy your meal. "The waiter placed an oversized plate on our table.
"This …" Li Boliang took a look, and was immediately shocked. This lobster dish was the signature dish of Dynasty Seafood, there was no way he didn't know the price of this dish.
"What is it? Brother Li? Sit down and eat together? This is top quality lobster meat, nine thousand eight hundred. Ze ~ Ze ~! " I first picked up a piece and put it in my mouth, and tasted it, then pretended to enjoy it and said, "It's too delicious, this is practically a delicacy, I wonder if Japan has this kind of lobster? Mr. Gotou also eat some? "
"… Are you doing it on purpose? You purposely added another dish after hearing that I'm treating? "Li Boliang said with a livid expression.
"We ordered this dish a long time ago, I can prove it." Out of my expectations, the little light bulb actually wasn't willing, "You were standing here the entire time, did any of us go and order?"
"About this …" A sentence made Li Boliang speechless.
"Big Bro, don't stand here if you don't want to spend money, even if your waist doesn't hurt, we still have to eat lobster," I waved my hand and said to Li Boliang.
"Mr. Gotou, can you lend me some money first?" Li Boliang turned around and said quietly to the sea turtle. He didn't want to lose face in front of Xu Ruoyun.
"I didn't bring any money when I came out, all I have is Japanese yen, you know that," the sea turtle showed an expression like he wanted to help but couldn't.
"Heh!" Li Boliang flicked his sleeves, and embarrassedly pulled the sea turtle and left.
"Sorry, Yanyan-jie. Li Boliang is actually pretty nice normally, I don't know what happened this time, he actually started acting like this, "the little light bulb said embarrassedly.
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