"Guozi-ge, you're thinking highly of me by eating my candy, how would I dare to ask you for money!" The candy seller said with a trembling voice.
"Fuck your mom, what if I give you money and you don't want it?" Guo Qing said darkly.
"Yes, yes, then give me the cost," The candy seller freaked, and quickly changed his words.
"That's more like it, so that people won't say that I, Guo Zi, don't pay for my food." Guo Qing reached his hand into his pocket, and after rummaging around for a while, he finally took out a few coins, and threw it to the candy seller.
"Is it enough?" Guo Qing asked.
"It's enough, it's enough, there's no need for so much!" How could the candy seller dare to say it wasn't enough, who doesn't know Guo Qing's name in the market, there was a phrase that was passed around the peddlers, no matter how awesome the industry and commerce tax is, it's not as good as a single sentence from Guozi-ge.
"Is that so? It's too much, "Guo Qing casually took back two kuai, and said." It's fine now right? "
"It's fine, it's fine!" The candy seller didn't dare to say anymore, since he was scared that Guo Qing would trouble him again.
"Fuck, he really is a fucking profiteer, selling me three kuai for a few pieces of candy!" Guo Qing swore.
Hearing that, the candy seller on the side nearly peed his pants, and said with a crying face, "Guozi-ge, stop messing with me, I don't want money, I don't want money!"
"Then isn't I robbing?" Guo Qing took back the three kuai and said in annoyance.
"It was little bro who treated Guozi-ge to the candy!" The candy seller quickly said.
"Oh, that's fine, thank you!" Guo Qing patted the candy seller and said with a smile.
"Boss, hurry up and go eat candy on the side with dasao, what are you still standing here for?" Guo Qing turned his head, and said to Chen Weier and I with a lecherous smile.
Hearing that, Chen Weier's face immediately heated up, and she hurriedly waved her hand, "I'm not — — that — — that dasao."
"Didn't your friend called Guo Qing go a bit too far just now?" Chen Weier said to me.
"Actually it doesn't matter if it's too far or not, weren't they also going too far when they asked you for money just now!" I said.
"That's true, it's good to punish these people a bit, so that they won't go and scam people again," Chen Weier, for once, agreed with my point.
"By the way, how did you think of buying this kind of candy? Didn't you read that the papers always say this stuff is a scam? "I pointed to the bag of candy and asked.
"My dad always wanted to eat this candy, but he couldn't bear to buy it. I just happened to see it today, so I wanted to buy some for him. I thought it was ten yuan per kilo, but I didn't expect it to be one tael. "Chen Weier said embarrassedly.
"Oh," I nodded. "Why did you come out? You're not selling Mala Tang anymore? "I asked weirdly. It was almost time to eat, why did Chen Weier come out at this time?
"My brother went over, so he asked me to come out and get some fresh air. I also want to go to the bookstore," Chen Weier said.
"Oh? You're going to the bookstore too? "I asked, pretending to be surprised. I acted so well that even I thought I was going to the bookstore.
"Yeah, are you going as well?" Seeing my expression, Chen Weier thought that I was going as well.
"Then, let's go together. What a coincidence," I said naturally, without any pretentious expression. This kind of lie is too easy for an experienced business fox like me.
"Okay," seeing me say that, Chen Weier couldn't really refuse. After all, I helped her out just now.
The two of us walked on the streets one after the other. We should have been walking in a row, but Chen Weier was always a bit faster or slower than me. Perhaps Chen Weier thought that walking shoulder to shoulder made us look like a couple, and was too ambiguous.
Songjiang's Xuefu Bookstore was established in 1990, and was currently the largest bookstore in Songjiang province. It took up an area of 3600 square meters, and had an independent courtyard and parking lot. The number of books was one of the best in the country, it could be said that other than pirated books, as long as it was a proper book, you could buy it here.
"What books do you want to buy?" I said as Chen Weier and I got on the bookstore's elevator together.
"It's going to be the college entrance exams soon, I want to buy a few revision materials," Chen Weier said.
"Let's go and take a look together," I said. I remember that I often went to this place in my previous life when I was in the third year of high school, now that I think about it, I missed those books quite a bit, and could also accompany Chen Weier to take a look.
In 1995, revision materials weren't as everywhere as they were later, but it wasn't little, an entire floor of Xuefu Bookstore was selling revision workbooks for students.
I saw Chen Weier pick up a function question bank, the name was 《Analysis of High School Function Questions》, I have seen this book in my previous life, the questions inside were a bit off, although the explanation was good, but it wasn't very useful for the college entrance exams in the future. Of course, I only concluded this after taking the college entrance exams, because this book was once treated as a "treasure book" by some people in our class.
As expected, Chen Weier was immediately attracted by the contents of the book, and started reading it with great interest.
"Although the explanation of this book is rather thorough, the questions inside are a bit off from the college entrance exams," I said to Chen Weier. I felt like I still had to remind Chen Weier, and let her take less detours.
"Is that so? How do you know, a lot of students in our class who are good at studying all highly recommend this book! "Chen Weier said in disbelief.
"Because I've seen this book, and compared it with the college entrance exams of previous years!" There was no helping it, I could only answer like that. Was I supposed to tell her that I saw this book in my previous life?
"Oh? You've seen it? This is the tutorial book for third year? "Chen Weier looked at the student in front of her, who just started first year, in disbelief.
"Yeah, I already finished all of the high school courses by myself," I could only continue to make things up.
"You finished all of the high school courses!?" Chen Weier exclaimed in shock, causing the other people in the bookstore to look towards us.
Chen Weier stuck out her tongue embarrassedly, and used her hand to cover her mouth. She was too shocked just now, and accidentally spoke a bit louder.
"Ah, I remember now! I heard that a weird genius appeared in our school's first year of high school, actually got 493 points on the mid-term exam, and got full marks for math, physics, and English. I remember that he's also called Liu Lei, could this person be you? "Chen Weier pointed at me with her mouth wide open.
"Probably," I didn't know whether to agree or not, but nodded. However, isn't the title weird a bit too much, why does it feel like it doesn't sound good.
"No wonder! So you're that amazing! Then I'll listen to you, I'm not buying this book, "Chen Weier's gaze towards me completely turned into worship.
So being good at studying is so popular in school, I said proudly in my heart. It looks like this is a breakthrough, I should exchange more learning experiences with Chen Weier in the future, and also … Hehe.
After that, I recommended Chen Weier a few exercise books that helped me a lot in my previous life, there was also a mock sprint exercise book that was said to have the highest hit rate in Chen Weier's college entrance exams.
When it was time to pay, I noticed that Chen Weier didn't take out the money, and even looked at me with a weird gaze.
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