"I was wrong. You were wearing clothes, but your lower body was exposed …" Before I finished speaking, Yang Mei raised her album and slapped it on me.
"Liu Lei, I really didn't expect you to be such a person!" Yang Mei said angrily.
"Come on! I didn't do it on purpose. I just looked at your album out of curiosity. How would I know that … there were such photos in it? Besides, you were so small in the photos, so what could you see? "I explained.
Small? What small? Yang Mei looked at this guy in front of her. Did he have a double meaning? After looking at him for a long time, she coldly snorted and said, "Fine, you didn't do it on purpose!"
"What do you mean by fine? I didn't do it on purpose. By the way, why didn't you block it when you took the photo? "I quickly changed the topic.
"Block what? Speak again!" It was fine if I didn't change the topic. As soon as I changed the topic, Yang Mei, who had already calmed down, suddenly went berserk. She raised her album and wanted to hit me again.
I was puzzled. Did I have to hit someone just because I asked?
What I didn't know was that Yang Mei had asked her parents the same question before. The result was that Yang Mei had wet the diaper and had no choice but to take it off!
Yang Mei naturally wouldn't explain such a shameful thing to me. So when I asked her, she became so agitated.
Yang Mei put away her album and glared at me, "I will tell you now. If I can't find a boyfriend in the future, you will take responsibility!"
"Ah? Why me? "I was somewhat puzzled.
"I was seen by you. If you don't take responsibility, then who will! How am I supposed to marry in the future! "Yang Mei said in a serious tone.
I was speechless. You call that seeing everything? Then didn't the photographer who took the photo also see it? Why didn't you ask him to take responsibility? However, I couldn't ask this question. If Yang Mei replied that the photographer was a woman, then wouldn't I be looking for trouble?
Besides, this era is not a feudal society. There is no such thing as chaste women. There are plenty of women who are not virgins. Besides, I only took a look … at the photo. More importantly, with Yang Mei's appearance, would she be afraid that no one would marry her in the future?
But now that I'm experienced, I can more or less understand how girls think. For a girl to say such words, there were only two possibilities. The first was that she wanted to take the opportunity to extort a sum of money from you. Yang Mei obviously didn't do that. Otherwise, wouldn't she have become a rich lady with that Zheng Shaopeng? The second possibility was that the girl had a good impression of him, which was why she said that. It could be considered an indirect confession. There was also a third possibility, which was that both of them were mentally ill.
Obviously, the second possibility was easier to explain, but I couldn't respond. After all, I already have a lot of women now. If I still wanted to take Yang Mei for myself in this situation, it would be a bit unfair to her.
Whether it was Zhao YanYan, Chen Wei 'er, Xia Jing, Liu Yue, Xu Ruoyun, or Yu Ting, all of them had gone through a lot with me before we got together. I was very happy that they were all safe and sound, but if Yang Mei were to join in as well, it might not be a big deal for me, but would Yang Mei be able to accept it? I decided to find an opportunity to explain my matter to Yang Mei. This way, it wouldn't hinder her from finding a boyfriend.
"My mother is so annoying. She actually made an appointment with that Zheng Shaopeng to go to Ocean Park tomorrow! I don't know what kind of benefits he gave my mother! "Yang Mei sat on the bed and said with some depression.
I thought to myself, what kind of benefits can he give? It's nothing more than some small favors. Looking at your mother's appearance, she is a person who likes to take advantage of small things! I said, "Going to Ocean Park is good, I haven't been there yet!"
"What? He asked me to go, why are you going?" Yang Mei raised her head and looked at me with some charm. Looking at her, I was somewhat flustered.
"Then I won't go … …" I said quickly. In my heart, I was thinking, what a good woman, getting her on the bed would definitely be very pleasurable … … Thinking of this, I quickly shook my head rationally.
"You dare!" Yang Mei stood up and glared at me, "If you don't go, what will you do if Zheng Shaopeng takes advantage of me!"
"Then aren't you afraid that I, Jenny, will take advantage of you?" It wasn't that I didn't want to go. To be honest, I wanted to join in the fun.
"In any case, you have already taken advantage of me, so I will let you take advantage of me!" Yang Mei said.
"No way … … I just took a look at the photo … …" I fainted.
The next morning, Zheng Shaopeng arrived before 8 AM. Mother Yang kept praising him for being diligent and for being a person who does his job well.
Seeing Yang Mei in front of him, Zheng Shaopeng wanted to show off his talent, so he said in a polite and modest manner, "The early bird gets the worm!"
"The early worm gets eaten by the bird." Yang Mei didn't even look at him as she replied.
"Oh … … that's right, that's right! It's like this, the big fish eats the small fish, and the small fish eats the shrimps. "Zheng Shaopeng said self-righteously.
"Are you an idiot?" I scolded him in my heart, but on the surface, I said, "Brother Zheng is really a talented person. That Wen Si is like peeing in his pants!"
"That's right!" As Zheng Shaopeng listened to me, he suddenly had a good impression of me and nodded, "Peeing in my pants is an exaggeration. My Wen Si is like having diarrhea, it's a fact!"
After Yang Mei heard this, she looked at Zheng Shaopeng with some disgust. Zheng Shaopeng thought that he had finally attracted the attention of a beauty, so he continued to show off his literary talent, "Brother, I suddenly had an inspiration. I want to write a poem on the spot. What do you think?"
"Brother Zheng also has such talent. That is a whoremonger!" I deliberately said the word "whoremonger" a bit unclear. But Yang Mei understood what he meant and giggled.
Seeing Yang Mei laugh, Zheng Shaopeng thought that he had attracted her, so he proudly said, "I can't call it a whoremonger, but a whoremonger!" Zheng Shaopeng was also a university graduate, so he could understand the meaning of whoremonger. A whoremonger was an official who was demoted to another place, so it wasn't a good word! But a whoremonger meant a poet!
Hearing Zheng Shaopeng admit that he was a whoremonger, Yang Mei laughed even harder.
"Little Zheng, then quickly write a poem. I and your uncle also want to broaden our horizons!" Although Mother Yang fancied Zheng Shaopeng's money, she didn't want her son-in-law to be an idiot. At this time, hearing that he could write a poem, she was very happy.
"Brother Zheng, we are all listening!" I picked up a glass of water and sat on the sofa to see how this guy would make a fool of himself.
"Cough cough! Then I will write a poem in the style of Li Bai! "Zheng Shaopeng cleared his throat and slightly hesitated before saying,
Today's weather is really sunny,
Yang Mei and I went to the Ocean Plaza,
There are a lot of fishes in the Ocean Plaza,
Yang Mei and I were fascinated by it!
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