"I'm just reminding you out of goodwill, don't get tricked, his car is at most two hundred something thousand, you're going to interact with a person of this status? What's more, the comfort of this car is far worse than a BMW! "said the owner of the BMW.
After the owner of the BMW finished, he didn't wait for Xu Ruoyun to say anything, and turned to me, "This one is Zhou Yu, this bro driving a Santana 2000, I advise you to give up! You want to pick up girls with your level, wait until you can afford a BMW! You dare to pick up girls with a low level car, don't you find it embarrassing! "
BMW? Hehe, I once smashed one. However, I didn't have the time to waste on this kind of idiot who thinks he's infallible, I smiled, held Xu Ruoyun's hand, and said gently, "Lil 'Yunyun, why are the qualities of the students in your school so bad?"
"Then let's just ignore him," Xu Ruoyun looked at me with a gaze full of gentleness, and didn't put that Zhou Yu in her eyes at all.
Zhou Yu clenched his teeth as he watched Xu Ruoyun and I leave.
"Fuck!" Zhou Yu was so angry that he punched the Santana 2000.
"Ah ~ ~ ~!" Zhou Yu howled like a wild wolf, causing his entire body to tremble, his hair stood up one by one, and smoke came out.
"Hubby, I think I heard Zhou Yu's voice, what happened to him?" Xu Ruoyun asked curiously.
"He might be enjoying a free perm," I smiled evilly.
Idiot, I knew you would take it out on my car, I'm going to make you happy this time.
Du Xiaowei installed a new anti-theft system on my Santana 2000, after it's turned on, if the car receives a heavy blow, it will release a high voltage current in an instant. Just now, I casually turned on this anti-theft system.
"What's a free perm?" Xu Ruoyun asked weirdly.
"You'll know when you see him," I smiled.
I knew that this Zhou Yu definitely wouldn't let it go. As expected, when Xu Ruoyun and I stood beside the elevator and waited for the elevator, we saw Zhou Yu run over angrily.
Zhou Yu's hair stood up one by one, just like an American soldier in Street Fighter.
"Hubby, how did you know he went to get a perm?" Xu Ruoyun didn't know the truth of the matter, so she was even weirder.
I smiled, but did not answer.
"Aiya, isn't this Classmate Zhou? Your skill at acting cool is really high. You made yourself into such a cool appearance in such a short time!" I didn't wait for Zhou Yu to speak, and spoke first.
"F * ck! You motherf * cker! "Zhou Yu pointed at me and yelled.
"How am I scheming? Who did I trick? "I asked deliberately.
"You f * cking tricked me!" Zhou Yu said angrily.
"How did I trick you?" I asked in return.
"Hit me with your car!" Zhou Yu said.
"Student Zhou, I left before you. How could I hit you with my car? Did my car come to life or become a transformer? Did you read too many fairy tales, or did you become obsessed with anime? "I laughed.
"I … I smashed it and it electrocuted me." Zhou Yu blurted out the truth in a moment of panic.
"Look, that's right! Who asked you to be so careless? I was wondering why it didn't electrocute anyone else but you! " I said innocently, "If you're not convinced, you should go back and look for it. Why are you looking for me? If you're awesome, you could have smashed it! "
"You … Heh! Motherf * cker, you asked for it! Don't blame me for being impolite! "Zhou Yu stomped his foot, turned around and left.
"Hubby, where did he go?" Seeing that Zhou Yu suddenly left, Xu Ruoyun asked.
"I don't know, he might have gone looking for death," I shook my head helplessly.
"F * ck your mom!" Zhou Yu used all of his strength and smashed a large brick towards the windshield of the Santana 2000.
"Beep beep, automatic rebound system activated …" The Santana 2000 called out rhythmically, followed by a red light flashing …
"Kuang!" With a sound, before Zhou Yu could react to what happened, the brick was rebounded and landed solidly on Zhou Yu's face, causing his face to become bruised and swollen.
Zhou Yu finally experienced the power of this awesome car, and scolded angrily, "Damn brat, you messed with me. I'm not done with you." The more Zhou Yu thought about it, the angrier he got. Motherf * cker, this car is evil. Although he was angry, he didn't dare to continue.
Suddenly, Zhou Yu had an idea. Motherf * cker, I can't do anything to you, so I'll use my bad habits to disgust you!
Zhou Yu looked left and right, and seeing that there was no one around, he quickly took off his pants, aimed at the front of the Santana 2000, and peed.
"Beep beep, excessive humidity, automatic drying system activated …" After the Santana 2000 beeped twice, a red light flashed …
"Ahhh!" Zhou Yu only felt a hot air flow towards his little brother. Zhou Yu jumped three feet high, and jumped far away. The pitiful thing was that his little brother was burned and blistered.
Zhou Yu was so angry that he couldn't continue to destroy the Santana 2000. He hurriedly pulled up his pants, got into his BMW, and sped towards the nearby hospital.
At this moment, I was flirting with Xu Ruoyun in the classroom, and was imagining Zhou Yu's unlucky appearance in my mind. This Santana 2000 was installed with a professional anti-theft system that Xu Qingwei developed when he was bored, and it hasn't been tested yet.
However, I never would have thought that this Zhou Yu would be such an idiot, and pee in my car … Otherwise, I would have really gotten cramps from laughing …
"Martial Granduncle, I've arrived at Beichen, and parked my car next to yours," Du Xiaowei called me.
"Hehe, actually, it's fine if you don't come. Just go and take care of Yanyan and the others," I said.
"I have already arranged for someone to take care of their safety at school. I'm worried about Martial Granduncle. Too many things have happened recently, so I thought about it and decided to come and accompany you," Du Xiaowei said.
"Okay, then just wait for me in the car. I'll call you if anything happens," I said and hung up the phone.
"Oh yeah, hubby, there's a fundraiser this afternoon. Let's go and donate!" Xu Ruoyun said to me.
"Fundraiser? Donation for disaster relief? "I asked.
"Yes, starting from May this year, a lot of places in the country had a drought. I want to contribute to the people of our district …" Xu Ruoyun said.
"I never thought that my Yunyun-wifey would be so kind. Okay, even if you didn't say it, your hubby will support this kind of thing!" I stroked Xu Ruoyun's hair and said, "Is it because you don't have enough money, and want to exploit your hubby!"
"That's not it. Yanyan-jie said that your things are ours, so it's not exploitation!" Xu Ruoyun said with a smile.
"Hehe, that's right. When the time comes, you can donate as much as you want. Don't worry, your hubby can afford it," I also smiled. This chick, Zhao Yanyan-jie, she even taught Xu Ruoyun to be like this.
Speaking of which, Zhou Yu ran to the hospital. After bandaging his little brother, he angrily ran back to school. However, this time, he didn't dare to provoke that strange car again.
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