I don't know why, but I felt like my body was unusually strong after being reborn, at first I thought it was the result of my diligence and training. However later on, I felt like something was wrong more and more, I didn't have this much energy before being reborn. What's more, this feeling became more and more obvious after returning from Yanjing, I felt like there was an endless amount of energy in my body. I should find my old bro Yama to understand what happened to me.
"Help — —" A female's cry for help sounded from afar, it was actually very nice to hear. I couldn't help but stop and look around.
"Shout? Why don't you keep shouting? No one will come and save you even if you shout yourself hoarse! "A rough voice sounded out.
Ai, I scolded in my heart, what kind of culture does this criminal have, why don't you come up with something new.
As expected, that voice stopped shouting for help, and changed into another trembling voice, "You ~ What do you want to do?"
You? You have accomplices?
"What do we want to do? Girly, have some fun with this grandpa, "At this time, it changed into a sissy voice.
Fuck, this is too unprofessional right? Coming to be a pervert with just a voice? No future!
"Ah! Let go of me! If you don't let go, I'm going to fight you! "The female shouted.
"Fight? Sure! I, grandpa, am waiting! "The rough voice shouted.
Ai ~ My mood is pretty good today, so I'll be a hero to save … Wait, I have to see if it's beautiful, or else if I save a tigress and she keeps pestering me to repay me with her body, that would be f * cked.
I quietly walked towards the direction of the voice, so it was an alley on the side of the road.
Two perverts with opposite figures, one fat and one thin, were facing away from me. Why does this figure look so familiar? It can't be the fat and thin monks from The Deer and the Cauldron right? I quickly glanced around with the corner of my eyes, and made sure that no one was carrying a camera.
Under the moonlight, I could clearly see the girl that was held hostage by the two, she was around seventeen or eighteen years old, wearing a cool outfit. However, her development was very good ~ It should be said super good, a pair of large breasts bulged so much that it was about to burst her top. Damn it, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva. This kind of figure is still wandering around in the middle of the night. If I were a hooligan, I would rape you too.
The girl's face was beautiful. She had an oval face and thin eyebrows. Her bright and clear eyes clearly carried some panic and fear, but there was an indescribable charm that made people feel tender affection for her. F * ck, she's a beauty ~ How can I let these two monks ruin her? If anyone wants to go, it should be me!
How did that song come to be? Roar when you see injustice. Take action when you need to. I quietly walked over from behind and patted the shoulder of the thin monk, also known as the sissy.
"Oh my god, there's a ghost!" Thin Toutuo was in the middle of his brain, suddenly he was patted on the back by something, immediately he jumped in fright.
"Call your mother!" Fat Toutuo turned around in dissatisfaction, then suddenly saw me behind him, and said in surprise, "You — — Who are you?"
"Two big brothers, you seem to be in a good mood tonight," I said with a smile.
"Motherf * cker, you scared me to death! Who are you? This is none of your business, f * * k off! "The thin monk said to me.
"Save me!" Seeing that I came, the girl screamed crazily.
"Don't make so much noise!" I looked at the girl in dissatisfaction. Then I said to the fat and thin monks, "Do you know how to be rascals? Is there a farmer like you? "
"Ai? How did you know us bros are farmers? "Thin Toutuo replied.
"Shut up, what are you bullshitting him for!" The monk on the side immediately stopped the thin monk, and turned to me, "What the hell does it have to do with you whether we're farmers or not?"
Ai! This IQ, I'm speechless! I said gloomily, "Come, let me show you two how to be rascals!"
The two of them and the beauty just now all looked at me in shock, the girl's expression was especially dejected, she thought she was about to escape from the tiger's mouth, she didn't think another rascal would come. The girl sighed softly, it looks like my pure body is going to be ruined here today.
I turned around, and after thinking for a while, I even thought about Ye Xiaoxiao's big breasts, and finally forced out a perverted smile, and walked towards the little beauty.
"Are you ready?" I suddenly thought of a line from the skit "Selling Crutches", and blurted it out.
Thin Toutuo exclaimed, "Fuck, Big Bro look! This is what's called standard, asking people if they're ready before raping them? "
Fat Toutuo also agreed, "Yeah! It's still the people from the city that have quality, they're so fucking polite! "
"Okay, I'm going to start. You have the right to resist, but your resistance will only make me more excited! "I reached my hand towards the beauty's chest, and the moment I was about to touch it, I retracted my hand.
Actually, I really didn't want to retract it, but there was no helping it, I was playing the role of a hero, and not a pervert, I had to put myself in their shoes. If I really touched it, wouldn't I be the same as the fat and thin monks? So I couldn't do this yet.
"Okay, the demonstration is over," I said to the fat and thin monks. "You two can fuck off now."
"Boss, you really are a top quality rascal! How about you go first? You have to leave some for your bro! "Thin Toutuo said.
"Who's a rascal? Laozi wanted to be a hero and save the beauty, but seeing how unprofessional the two of you are, I kindly demonstrated for you two, "I said angrily. He actually put the rascal hat on my head.
"Laoer, this brat is messing with us! Beat him up! "With that, he was about to rush up and beat me up.
Ai! I said you're the fat and thin monks, but you really think you're the fat and thin monks, you're still showing off in front of me with this level of skill. Laozi was a sanda champion in my previous life, my stamina was even stronger in this life, I really didn't want to increase the burden of the white clothed angel.
"Wait!" I quickly shouted and gestured for him to stop.
"What? Scared? Then fuck off if you're scared! "Thin Toutuo shouted.
"I just want to ask if the two of you have medical fees on you? Don't let me accidentally cripple the two of you, and you don't have the money to see a doctor, I'll feel bad if it delays the treatment! "I said kindly.
"Hahahahaha!" The fat and thin monks both laughed cockily together.
I really couldn't be bothered to bullshit with them anymore, I already said what I needed to say, it's none of my business if they die now. I directly kicked the fat monk out, and smashed him onto the thin monk's body with a boom. With a crack, one of the thin monk's bones was probably crushed by his big bro.
I went over to check their breathing, they were both breathing, it's just that the two of them fainted. It looks like the hope of waking up again was slim, two brand new vegetative people were born.
"Ai, okay now, little beauty, what are you still standing there stupidly for? Do you want to stay here and wait for the next group of rascals to come? "I said to the dumbfounded girl.
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