"How do I use this thing …" I muttered. It was so black that it didn't even have a button, I don't know if it works, but the success or failure this time will depend on it!
"Old Bro Yama, are you there!" I roared towards the black jade pendant.
There was no response.
"Old Bro Yama, do you hear me?" I continued to roar.
There was still no response.
"Fuck, damn Yama, what are you doing?" I said angrily.
There was still no response.
"Wahahahahaha! Say, Benefactor, stop messing with this poor priest, this thing can make a call? Hahaha! "Jiao Yazi couldn't help but laugh.
However, at that moment, a muffled roar sounded out from the jade pendant, "Fuck, who's disturbing my sleep? What's the matter! "
This voice … It's my old bro Yama! Fuck, there's finally a reaction!
Just as I was about to speak, the old daoist on the side pounced over excitedly, and shouted with snot and tears, "Master … Is it you? Is it you? I'm Jiao Yazi! "
"Jiao Yazi? So it's you brat, I just fell asleep, and you called me, let's see how I deal with you the next time you return to hell! "said Yama.
"…" Jiao Yazi had a troubled expression, the person that disturbed master was the brat in front of him, it's all my fault for being impatient, and becoming the scapegoat.
On the other hand, I had a gloating expression as I looked at him proudly.
"What did you find me for?" asked Yama.
"N-Nothing," Jiao Yazi didn't know what to say all of a sudden, so he was a bit incoherent. He looked at the jade pendant in front of him weirdly, there was actually this kind of treasure, it was like a phone in the human world. Little did he know, the last time he returned to hell was six hundred years ago, this dark phone was also a product that came out recently, he naturally didn't know about it.
"Why are you calling me if there's nothing … Ai, that's not right! How can you call me? No one else in the world of the living has this phone other than my gan-didi! Ai, fuck, I wonder how my little brother is, he didn't contact me for so long, I miss him so much! "Yama muttered to himself.
However, the speaker didn't mean it, but the listener meant it. On the other side of the phone, Elder Jiao's face had long since turned ashen. When he heard his master say the words "godbrother", his heart immediately skipped a beat. It seemed that the person in front of him was really his master's younger brother! He had made a huge mistake this time!
"Old bro Yama, I'm Liu Lei!" Hearing that old bro Yama actually didn't forget me, I immediately said loudly to the jade pendant.
"Good boy! It's really you! You miss me so much! How was it, did you manage to get that chick of yours? "Hearing that it was me, Yama immediately became happy.
"Hehe, do you even need to ask? Who am I?" I said proudly.
"By the way, let me ask you something. Did you sleep with that chick?" Yama suddenly remembered something and quickly asked.
F * ck! How could he ask such a question?
"Are you going up or not? Brother, hurry up and tell me! There's not much time left. If you haven't done it yet, then hurry back and do it with her! "Yama said anxiously.
"Bro, this doesn't seem to have anything to do with you …" I said awkwardly.
"How is it not related? Human lives were at stake! Tell old bro first, did you or did you not! "Old bro Yama interrupted me.
"I did …" I could only say helplessly.
"That's good! That's good! " Yama let out a long sigh. "Oh yeah, why did you get together with the brat Jiaoyazi?"
"About this … It's a long story!" Just as I was about to tell him the whole story, I was interrupted by Jiaoyazi.
"Master, this is a complete misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! "Jiaoyazi was scared that I would say something bad to him, so he quickly said first.
Hearing that, Yama thought about it, and understood the gist of the situation. Does he not understand his disciple? Thus, he said, "Jiaoyazi, did you treat my little bro's power as an evil art?"
"About this … Master …" Jiaoyazi's mouth was dry, and couldn't say anything.
"Oh yeah, old bro Yama, I'm confused. Didn't you say that people who have been reborn don't have superpowers? Then I … "I also asked weirdly.
"Little bro, I know what happened to your body, but as for the specifics, I can only tell you one year later. There is naturally a reason for this, so it's not convenient for me to reveal it," Yama said. Yama said, "Jiao Yazi, put the phone aside. I have something to say to you in private."
Jiaoyazi took the phone, and casually set up a barrier beside him, blocking himself from the outside. I could only see Jiaoyazi continuously nodding, but couldn't hear anything.
After a while, Jiaoyazi opened the barrier, and heard Yama's voice from the jade pendant phone, "Liu Lei little bro, you still don't know how to control the power in your body, but Jiaoyazi can help you. Okay, I'm going back to sleep, Jiaoyazi will listen to your orders in the future, remember to call old bro often! "
After a few sentences, the jade pendant went silent.
"Jiaoyazi greets Martial Uncle!" Suddenly, the old daoist kneeled down in front of me and said, "I offended you just now, please forgive me Martial Uncle …"
It can't be? This old daoist became my martial nephew! Seeing that his abilities weren't weak, taking him in as a little bro, it felt super great!
"Stand up, Jiaoyazi!" I said haughtily.
"Martial Uncle, martial nephew is called Jiaoyazi," Jiaoyazi said.
"What Jiaoyazi, you'll be called Jiaoyazi from now on!" I said.
"Yes, Martial Uncle. Martial nephew will be called Jiaoyazi from now on, "Jiaoyazi said.
"What is this place?" I looked around. I hadn't expected to run into a deep mountain or an old forest.
"About this, martial nephew isn't sure … Martial nephew just ran over with Martial Uncle …" Jiaoyazi answered awkwardly.
"— —!" He can't have gotten lost right?
"Martial Uncle, although we got lost, we can use Teleportation, and quickly get to where we want to go," Jiaoyazi said.
"Teleportation? Why didn't you say so earlier! "I said angrily. I thought we couldn't go back.
"About this … Martial Uncle didn't ask me, martial nephew didn't dare to say anything," Jiaoyazi answered fearfully. It looks like this guy really treated me as his martial uncle.
"Then let's teleport," I said. "Oh yeah, how do we teleport?" I suddenly remembered that I didn't know anything yet.
"Martial Uncle, it's actually very simple, like this …" Jiaoyazi said to me.
A second later, the two of us appeared in the courtyard of the Industrial and Commercial Bank.
"Okay, you can go," I said to Jiaoyazi.
"Yes, Martial Uncle," Jiaoyazi said.
"Oh yeah, wait …" I stopped Jiaoyazi.
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