After class, Zhao Yanyan and I were asked to stay by the geezer, and he introduced the benefits of participating in the competition, like how it can improve one's body etc. The most important thing was that if you get a place in the finals, you will get extra points in the college entrance exams.
I was fine, but Zhao Yanyan was already confused by him, and nodded in agreement.
"No one's coming to pick me up today."
Zhao Yanyan said softly when we went downstairs.
Hearing that, my heart immediately bloomed with happiness, if I didn't have the memories of my previous life, I might not be able to understand the underlying meaning of this sentence, but if I still couldn't understand this kind of hint, then I was simply an idiot.
"I'll send you back."
I pretended to say casually.
Zhao Yanyan blushed after hearing that, and didn't say anything, but didn't deny it either.
Thus, the two of us didn't say anything, and walked side by side to the bus stop.
In the end, I broke the silence first, I said to Zhao Yanyan, "What bus are you taking?"
"Bus 6."
Zhao Yanyan said quietly.
Perhaps it was because it was the first time a boy was with her, Zhao Yanyan was very nervous.
Thus I said, "I'll tell you a joke."
I saw it on the internet in my previous life, it said that when two people are together, if one side doesn't speak, then the other side has to keep finding topics to talk about, and the best way to get closer to two people is to tell jokes, as long as the atmosphere is lively, the relationship between the two people will naturally be harmonious.
Zhao Yanyan nodded.
Thus I said, "A bear and a rabbit pooped in the forest, the bear asked the rabbit: Does it not matter if the poop sticks to the fur? The rabbit replied: It doesn't matter. Thus the bear used the rabbit to wipe his butt. "
Zhao Yanyan covered her mouth after hearing that, she wanted to laugh, but held it in, causing her face to turn red.
After a while, she finally recovered, and said to me, "Where did you hear this joke from, it's so disgusting."
"You're laughing so hard when it's disgusting," I said.
"Who laughed, I didn't laugh at all," Zhao Yanyan said calmly.
A Line 6 bus pulled up beside us and drove off again.
After a while, I asked, "Are you angry?"
Zhao Yanyan shook her head.
Then should I continue to attack while I'm winning, or plan for the long term? The two ideas in my mind fought fiercely.
I quickly said to Zhao Yanyan, "Yanyan, it's all my fault. Do you want me to tell you another joke? "I deliberately omitted the Zhao character.
Zhao Yanyan didn't seem to dislike me calling her that, and pouted, "I don't want to listen to your disgusting jokes."
"Then I'll tell you something that's not disgusting," I said.
"Alright then, tell me another story."
Thereupon I said, "Once upon a time there was a fool. When people asked him anything, he would say no. When people asked him if he had eaten, he would say no. He said no. Did someone ask him if he was sleeping? He also said no. " I deliberately paused here and suddenly asked, "Oh, right, have you heard of this joke?"
"No," Zhao Yanyan shook her head and said casually.
Suddenly, she thought of something and hit me with her small fists. She said angrily, "Liu Lei, you're so bad! You called him a fool! "
In a Hongqi car in the distance, a middle-aged man in his thirties anxiously took out a Motorola GC87C mobile phone. This was the first generation of digital GSM mobile phones listed in China. Very few people could afford it.
In 1994, being able to use this kind of mobile phone was a symbol of status.
The middle-aged man dialed a number, "Director Zhao, I'm at Shao Nian Gong."
The person called Director Zhao on the phone asked, "Old Gao, did you see Yanyan?"
Old Gao said, "I saw xiaojie, but xiaojie is with a boy."
Director Zhao asked, "Old Gao, didn't you say that Yanyan doesn't care about boys at school? Actually there's nothing to be surprised about, didn't they just say a few words together? "
Old Gao replied, "But, but Director Zhao, it's different this time, they seem to be very close!"
Director Zhao on the other side of the phone stayed silent for a while, then finally said, "Never mind, Old Gao, don't disturb them, follow behind them. Then report to me. "
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