"I love you!"
For true lovers, these three words were worth a lot of gold.
To a casual one-night stand couple, these three words were not much different from 'good morning' or 'I want to take a dump'.
However, as for how to distinguish whether it was nonsense or not, that would depend on the benevolent and the wise.
"At that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters away from my throat. But after the time for a quarter of an incense stick, the owner of the sword would fall in love with me completely because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, I think this one is the most perfect — "
"Oh, sorry, I got the wrong line."
There was no sword, only the strong killing intent emanating from Ye Rou's body.
Ye Rou stared at Fang Yan coldly, as if she was staring at a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.
Should she kill him first and castrate him or castrate him first and then kill him? This was a very illogical question — but how could a woman be logical?
"I love you," Fang Yan looked at Ye Rou and said.
He thought his way of solving the problem was perfect, just like the way Joker answered Zixia Fairy in "Journey to the West".
A senior gambler once said that when a woman was angry, as long as she said the words "I love you" to her, she would instantly lose her mind or IQ — once a woman lost the ability to think, she could only be led by a man to move forward.
However, Ye Rou was obviously not that kind of woman.
"This is —" Ye Rou looked at Fang Yan's face and said, "A move you often use? Do you think it will work on me? "
"I know, you are the most difficult person in this matter." Fang Yan said with a red face. It was not only because of embarrassment, but also because of the timidity and guilt of facing Ye Rou. "Things have happened, and the result has been determined. But such a fact is pushed in front of you and you have to choose whether to accept or reject it. This is a great injustice to you."
"I'm not a victim. From a man's standpoint, I'm the one who benefits the most. I should be responsible for everything I've done. I was very nervous at the time, but I had to pretend to be calm in front of the other woman because it wasn't her fault. I said that I would bear all the sins and consequences. I want to say the same to you. If you are angry, you vent. If you hate, you fight. But you can't kill me yet, because I still have important things to do. I have to live, at least for a while. I have to protect my grandfather and my mother. I have to make sure that they are safe and that no harm will befall them. At that time, I will be at your disposal. If you really did that, maybe I would feel better in my heart … "
"You mean, I can't do anything to you now?"
"Not really — why don't you scold me now?" Fang Yan asked cautiously. "Or you can beat me up —"
"Fang Yan, I'm very angry," Ye Rou stared at Fang Yan and said.
"I know," Fang Yan said in a low voice. He slightly lowered his head, showing that he was admitting his guilt.
"You're sorry." Ye Rou's tone became even colder.
"Yes, I'm sorry —"
"You have to compensate."
"Okay, I'll compensate — what?"
"You have to marry me," Ye Rou said.
"Okay, I'll marry you —" Fang Yan suddenly raised his head and looked at Ye Rou in surprise, asking, "What — what did you just say?"
"You have to marry me," Ye Rou said. "You have to be responsible for me."
"I know, but —" Fang Yan's head felt like it had been rained on for a whole night. He was in a daze and couldn't find the right direction. Just a moment ago, they were about to fight and kill each other. How did it turn into a romantic drama in the blink of an eye? The scene changed so fast that Fang Huohuo couldn't react.
"I'm your girlfriend," Ye Rou said.
"Yes, you always have been. I'm also your boyfriend. "
"Our family knows about us. Everyone in Swallow Dock knows about us. Many people in Yanjing also know about us — Mrs. Li and Uncle Zhang in the village just saw us hugging —"
"Yes, yes, they saw —" Fang Yan nodded his head like a chick pecking rice. What does this woman want to say? Why did it feel like she was different from before? If I encountered such a thing in the past, I would directly rush up and beat her up — She would beat me up happily and I would suffer happily. It was straightforward and efficient, without any sloppiness, nor would it make people feel uneasy and uneasy.
What does she want to play?
"If you don't marry me, my reputation will be ruined," Ye Rou said.
"Ah?"
"Accept or refuse?"
"No, this matter —"
"Accept or refuse?"
"Aren't you angry? I've done something wrong to you, the heartless and ungrateful kind — "
"Angry. So I asked you to marry me — Accept or refuse? "
"I accept."
"Good." Ye Rou nodded and said, "Go back and prepare the betrothal gift."
After that, she turned around and walked back the way she came.
Her back was soft and beautiful, and her two long legs were light and powerful as if she was stepping on the strings of a piano.
Fang Yan was stunned on the spot and hadn't come to his senses until now.
He knew that Ye Rou usually didn't talk much, but she had a very high IQ. Is it because she hates me so much that she wants to force me to marry her and then have a bunch of children and beat my children every day to get back at me?
Thinking of this possibility, Fang Yan almost burst into tears.
My children are so pitiful!
These women are so scheming! —
Fang Yan walked back home in a daze. His grandfather, Fang Huwei, was sitting in a chair and drinking tea. Seeing that Fang Yan had returned, he handed over the teacup in his hand and shouted, "Boy, go and pour me another cup of tea. The pastries given by the little girl Wen Nuan are delicious, but a little too sweet. I need to drink more water to get rid of the greasiness — Hey, why are you back so soon?"
He sized up his grandson's body and asked in puzzlement, "You don't have any injuries? Didn't she break a leg or a few ribs or something? "
Fang Yan poured a cup of warm water and handed it over, shaking his head and saying, "No."
"That's strange. It doesn't match that girl's character at all." Fang Huwei's face was solemn. He looked at Fang Yan's face again and said, "Have you heard? That girl Ye Rou has entered the Heavenly Dao realm. She's the youngest Heavenly Dao realm expert in Swallow Dock — no, in the whole of Hua Xia. I heard that the Ye family went to Sir and asked him to let Swallow Dock celebrate for three days. Sir agreed and engraved Ye Rou's name on a stone tablet at the village entrance. When was the last time a name was engraved on a stone tablet? It was when your Eldest Senior Brother succeeded in ascending to the Heavenly Dao by underestimating his enemy. It's impossible to tell when a Heavenly Dao realm expert beats someone on the surface. I know you always suffer because you want to save face. If you're injured, quickly tell your family. Get someone to help you circulate your blood so that you can recover faster. Don't force yourself to bear with it. "
"She didn't hit me." Fang Yan shook his head once again.
"Oh. Is that so? "Fang Huwei's face looked a little regretful. "Then she scolded you. It's fine even if she scolds you a little. I know that lass Rou Rou. She doesn't hold back when she hits you, but she can't say anything harsh. Scolding you a little is already letting you off lightly. "
Fang Huwei suddenly thought of something as his body trembled. He said, "Don't tell me Rou Rou wants to break up with you? Has it already come to this? "
"No —" Fang Yan looked at his grandfather with a grumpy look. Can't this old man think of something better? You sold me out secretly and pretended that nothing had happened. I haven't even settled the score with you yet.
"Then what on earth is going on?" Fang Huwei couldn't drink the warm water anymore. He stared at Fang Yan anxiously.
"She asked me to take responsibility," said Fang Yan.
"Huh? Take responsibility? How? Things have already happened. You can't … do anything to Miss Zhaoge, can you? "
"She asked me to marry her," said Fang Yan.
"—"
"She said that everyone in the village knows about us. If I don't marry her, it will be bad for her reputation —"
"—"
"I'm very worried now," said Fang Yan.
"Worried about what?"
"Worried that your great-grandson will be bullied by his mother," said Fang Yan. "She doesn't want to get back at me, so she wants to get back at my son — when my son is born, he won't have a good life. Isn't that right? "
Smack —
The old man, Fang Huwei, smashed a sandalwood stick at Fang Yan's head and scolded, "Are you possessed, boy? Ye Rou wants to get back at you, so she forced you to marry her to give birth to a son for you — and then bully your son? "
"I'm just worried —" Fang Yan touched his head and said with a wronged expression.
"Your son is not her son. If she bullies your son, isn't she bullying her own son?"
"That's true —"
"Besides, Ye Rou is a Heavenly Dao realm expert. Why would a Heavenly Dao realm expert want to take revenge on a fickle man? If I were Rou, I would have smacked you to death —"
"—"
"Kid, tell me quickly. Did Rou Rou really ask you to marry her? Did you hear something wrong? Did she say when? Shouldn't our Fang family prepare something? "
"She asked me to go back and prepare a betrothal gift."
"It's done." Fang Huwei slapped his thigh and said, "I've already prepared the betrothal gift."
"—"
Fang Huwei said with an intoxicated look, "Ye Rou is a Heavenly Dao realm expert. She's the youngest Heavenly Dao realm expert. Although my grandson isn't very capable, my granddaughter-in-law is powerful. Let's see who dares to look down on our Fang family —"
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