The bald man laughed arrogantly. He was very proud of his classic line. If he could, he really wanted to have a loudspeaker in his hand so that the whole street could hear the joke he unintentionally said. What a humorous and witty line, it was tens of thousands of times better than those written by novelists.
The men who had followed him in laughed heartily, but there was also a hint of malice in their laughter.
Regardless of whether he really thought that his words were interesting, or that he was vulgar or obscene, he still had to take care of his face. After all, he had to pay the bill every time he ate, so he had to give something in return, right?
"Brother Jianguo, do you want to eat Little Miss Bai Jie's lower body, or do you want to eat Little Miss Bai Jie's lower body?" A man with shoulder-length hair blinked his wretched eyes and said with a smile.
"Lin Hai, aren't you asking the obvious? Brother Jianguo, of course, wants to eat Little Miss Bai Jie's lower body! No, it's Little Miss Bai Jie's lower body! "A big man in a gray robe with a string of Starry Moon Bodhi hanging around his neck laughed and said. He looked exactly like a swindler on the street who pulled young girls and young wives to sell amulets.
"Isn't that the same meaning? What's the difference between Bai Jie's lower body and Bai Jie's lower body? Can't they all be eaten? They should also be delicious, right? "In the middle of the crowd, an enchanting pretty boy said in a coquettish voice while holding an orchid root. "Bai Jie is so beautiful, I'm also willing to eat …"
Bai Jie seemed to know these people. Her face was ruddy, her cheeks puffed up, and her eyes stared at the bald man with murderous intent. She said, "Kong Jianguo, don't talk nonsense. Who wants to eat your lower body? Don't even think about it. Go away, don't enter my shop. "
Hearing Bai Jie's answer, Kong Jianguo became more energetic and strode toward Bai Jie. His huge body stood in front of the thin Bai Jie like a big grizzly bear coveting a little white rabbit. The little white rabbit felt that it was impossible to escape even if it had wings. She said, "Little Sister Bai Jie, is there a problem with your words? Is your family running a noodle shop? Since it's a noodle shop, brothers, if you don't give us lower body to eat, are you going to give us Egg Fried Rice? "
"You …" Bai Jie took two steps back, avoiding the man's close proximity.
"What happened to me? Don't you think what I said makes sense? " There was an undisguised evil light in Kong Jianguo's fish-like eyes. He said, "Sister, it's not the first time I've asked you out. Would you like to go to the bar with me tonight? Let me tell you, big brother will give you whatever you want to drink, and whatever you want to play, big brother will let you play. You can choose any bar in Houhai or Sanlitun, how about that? "
"I'm not going." Bai Jie refused flatly.
"Bai Jie, aren't you going to give me face? Let me tell you, if it were other female students, they wouldn't get such treatment. "
"Then go find those who are willing to go with you."
"How classless." Fang Yan clicked his tongue. "How unstylish."
Kong Jianguo only treated Fang Yan as an ordinary customer. He didn't expect that Fang Yan would suddenly shout out. This guy was really an idiot. When he shouted, he didn't even look at his brothers. There were quite a few of them here. You sat together with an old fart, and if you really fought, your side wouldn't be enough.
Everyone wanted to be a hero and save the beauty, but before that, they had to think about whether they were a hero or a coward. Even if the coward saved the beauty, most of the time, they would only get a 'you are a good person' in return, and then the sister would disappear without a trace. When the police came to investigate, no one would help them make a statement.
Kong Jianguo's gaze finally shifted to Fang Yan's face. He carefully looked at him and felt that someone who could come to this small shop to eat Zhajiang noodles must not be a prominent person. How could a prominent person come here to eat 18 yuan for a big bowl of Zhajiang noodles?
Of course, he, Kong Jianguo, was an exception. If it wasn't for Bai Jie, he wouldn't be willing to bring his brothers to this broken shop to eat noodles. Going to the Wang Lao Er Kidney Shop in Da Qianmen to eat skewers and drink beer was a decent life.
Slap!
Kong Jianguo's fleshy palm slapped hard on Fang Yan's shoulder. Fang Yan frowned slightly, but he didn't say anything. He just lowered his head and finished the long strip of noodles in his mouth.
He had to admit that Bai Xiu's Zhajiang noodles weren't as delicious as the teacher said. No matter how delicious it was, wasn't it just a bowl of Zhajiang noodles? Moreover, the diced meat was so little, and the marinade wasn't spicy enough. He didn't know how this broken shop could stay open for so many years. Why didn't Bai Xiu starve to death in the past?
While thinking about this, Fang Yan opened the chili sauce bottle on the table and poured a big spoon of chili oil on the dough. He stirred it vigorously, and the taste was especially different.
It was so spicy that it was refreshing!
"Brother, what are you talking about?" Kong Jianguo bowed slightly and said with a smile.
Because his big fat head was too close to Fang Yan's bowl, Fang Yan was particularly worried that the sweat on his face would drip into his bowl.
Although the rice and porridge were earned by the sweat and hard work of the farmers, if someone were to directly pour someone's sweat into the porridge, perhaps not many people would be able to eat it.
Fang Yan had no choice but to put down his chopsticks. He wiped the chili oil stain on the corner of his mouth with a paper towel and said, "I said it's not classy."
"Oh? That's kind of interesting? " Kong Jianguo looked at Fang Yan with a smile and said, "You think us brothers are not classy?"
"That's not how it is." Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo with a serious face and said, "This way of speaking is very uncultured. If he doesn't have any cultured qualities, then this man doesn't need to talk about classy. Qualities are the foundation, and classy is a deeper level of self-restraint."
Kong Jianguo was amused. The big hand that patted Fang Yan's shoulder began to exert force and said, "Then what kind of way of speaking do you think is more classy?"
"For example, what you said just now is very wrong." Fang Yan had the appearance of a good teacher. He seriously discussed with Kong Jianguo. As for the gravity on his shoulder, if this Fatso wasn't afraid of dislocating his claws, he could continue to exert force and treat it as a free massage. "What did you say just now? You said you wanted to eat Bai Jie. "
Fang Yan glanced at Bai Jie's infinitely angry look and said, "To be honest, I don't even have the courage to repeat those words. I can't say it. I'm sorry. In fact, this can't be blamed on you, because many people in society will make this kind of mistake. They are uncultured, but they like to treat shamelessness as humor, treat vulgarity as humor, and treat lack of class as yuppie to show off to the public. "
"Shameless, how can you talk to our Brother Jianguo? Brother Jianguo, slap his face! Slap him shamelessly! "The sissy jumped out with great dissatisfaction.
Fang Yan looked up at him and remembered his appearance in his heart.
"That's right. Look at how arrogant he is, as if he's some powerful person." The swindler pointed in the direction of the red wall and said, "Do you know what that place is? If you're really powerful, you can walk around there for a man to see! "
"I just came out from there." Fang Yan answered truthfully.
The man who was eating his noodles with his head down looked at Fang Yan and said, "Don't show off your wealth."
"…"
The group of punks was stunned for a moment, then they laughed.
The sissy clutched his stomach and said, "I'm dying of laughter, I'm dying of laughter! Aiyo, this little guy is really cute!"
"Brothers, did you hear that? He said that they just walked around there. Do you believe him? Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway! "
"This guy, this time we kicked an iron plate! Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"
"We really had to go there." Fang Yan explained with some unwillingness. He was indeed a powerful person, and they really kicked an iron plate. Why didn't they want to believe his judgment?
Kong Jianguo's face was gloomy, and the hand that patted Fang Yan's shoulder became more forceful. He said, "Since brother said so, then you have to tell me what is a real humorous yuppie. Let us brothers have a good experience!"
Kong Jianguo also felt very strange. He usually liked to play with walnuts, and his hand strength was not small. He had pinched someone before. When his palm touched the kid's shoulder, the guy immediately cried and begged to let go.
What's wrong with this kid? I've used so much strength, but he didn't notice at all?
Or, I don't have any strength in my body today?
"Well, since you're humbly asking for leave, then I'll give you a good lesson." Fang Yan nodded with a smile and said, "Hua Xia's words are broad and profound. Any random combination will have endless wonderful uses. For example, let's use the phrase 'the goddess's lower part is a little salty' as an example."
Bai Jie's face was frosty. She angrily stomped her feet and said, "Big Brother Fang Yan, how can you say that?"
"Oh, I'm not talking about you." Fang Yan quickly explained, "I'm talking about the goddess. You can just treat the goddess as another woman."
Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo's friends and asked in a professional and responsible tone of a teacher, "Think about it, how many layers of meaning does this sentence mean?"
"Two." The sissy raised his hand and answered. "The first layer means that the goddess's lower part is a little salty. The other layer, hehe, I'm embarrassed to say it. Anyway, you guys can think about it yourself!"
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