I'm a Flower Addict!
I'm a Flower Addict!
Hearing someone introduce themselves like that in a public place, would you think that this person had just escaped from the Malan Mountain Mental Hospital?
Most people were unwilling to admit that they were a Flower Addict, unless they were one of the Seven Addicts of Hua Xia.
Obviously, this flashy guy wearing a colorful robe that looked like he was draped with a painting of "Hundred Flowers Vying Glamour" might really be one of the Seven Addicts of Hua Xia, Flower Addict Lin Fuyang.
Otherwise, which middle-aged man would hold his head up high and shout that he was a love-struck fool over and over again in front of others with his chest out and chest out in satisfaction?
Naturally, Lan Shanggu also thought of this problem, so his attitude changed from mockery to awe — the Seven Addicts of Huaxia had been famous for a long time, and they were outstanding figures in each field. A slight move in one part could affect the whole body. No one knew what kind of connections and forces they had. Moreover, these people came and went without a trace, appearing and disappearing unpredictably, they were not easy to deal with. It was better not to provoke them.
Only fools would fight with lunatics, who would be willing to be such a fool?
"Is it Senior Flower Addict Lin Fuyang?" Lan Shanggu felt that the Lan family was very unlucky tonight. First, Lan Tingyue was beaten up by him, then Lan Shounuo was ruthlessly ridiculed by him, now it was his turn to stand up and accept punishment?
Whether it was the Music Addict or the Martial Addict, they were both important guests of his Blue Mountain Club. As the owner of this club, he had the responsibility and obligation to treat these two masters — no, a master and a big milk — well.
Lan Shanggu regretted in his heart, if he had known earlier, he would not have invited Fang Yan and Liu Shu to his Blue Mountain Club for a small gathering. Not only did he eat and use his own things, but he also had trouble knocking on his door —
Of course, Lan Shanggu would never admit that he had taken the initiative to provoke and use others to establish his authority, such an immoral idea.
"It's me." The Flower Addict Master Lin was a little impatient. He stared at Lan Shanggu unkindly and said, "I say — are you done asking?"
"I'm done, I'm done." Lan Shanggu opened his mouth and laughed, revealing two rows of neat little white teeth. He took the initiative to extend his hand to Lin Fuyang and said, "Senior Flower Addict, your presence brings light to our humble Blue Mountain Club. I'm the owner of the Blue Mountain Club, Lan Gulu. I've admired Senior Flower Addict for a long time. Senior Flower Addict, I happen to have obtained a bag of good tea from my place. May I have the honor to invite you to my place for a cup of tea? "
"You don't have the honor." Lin Fuyang rejected Lan Shan Valley's invitation without hesitation. He didn't even bother to shake hands with him. "Where's Le Chi? I want to see Le Chi. "
"Music Addict?" Lan Shanggu stole a glance at Fang Yan, who was standing at the side. What he meant was, "Look, someone is here to look for your old lover again." You brought this trouble upon yourself. "What music addict? Senior Flower Addict, I don't understand what you're saying. "
"Music Addict, one of the Seven Addicts of Hua Xia, the Music Addict, Shuiyun, who is obsessed with music — I just heard her playing in the distant Green River Valley. It's in this direction. Hurry up and ask Shuiyun to come out and see me."
Lan Shanggu said with a sincere smile, "Senior Flower Addict, I've long heard the name of Senior Le Chi, but I've never met her —"
This sentence was true, because Le Chi didn't even give him a chance to meet her.
When saying this, Lan Shanggu glanced at Fang Yan with hidden bitterness.
Fang Yan squinted his eyes and smiled, but didn't say anything. Before understanding the intentions of the Flower Addict, he was more willing to be a bystander.
"I don't know Mister Le Chi, so I naturally can't ask her to come out." After a pause, Lan Shanggu continued, "Besides, even if I know Mister Le Chi, she's the same as Senior Flower Addict, an honored guest of my Blue Mountain Club — — how can I casually ask her to come out and see others? If Senior Flower Addict comes to our club and someone wants to see you, I can't easily ask you to come out and see others — — Senior Flower Addict, don't you think so? A person should have a conscience. "
The Flower Addict didn't seem to have a good temper. He said angrily, "I'm not asking her to come out and see others, I'm asking her to come out and see me — —"
"Senior Flower Addict, you're also a person — —"
"I've been friends with the Flower Addict for many years, it's naturally not a problem for her to see me." The Flower Addict raised his foot and rushed inside. Lan Shanggu hurriedly blocked his way. "Senior Flower Addict, don't be impulsive — — you're making things very difficult for me."
"Get out of my way." The Flower Addict Lin Fuyang shouted.
The smile on Lan Shanggu's face disappeared, and his expression became gloomy. He said, "Senior Flower Addict, are you — — preparing to bully a junior?"
The Flower Addict didn't take Lan Shanggu seriously at all. He rushed straight to the center of the courtyard, glanced at the surrounding rooms, and shouted loudly, "Liu Shui Yun, come out — — I heard your flute. An old friend has come from afar, don't you want to see me? "
No one answered. All the doors of the rooms were tightly shut. There was no movement at all.
"Liu Shui Yun, you can't hide — —" As the Flower Addict spoke, he used his nose to sniff the air.
Then, following the smell in the air, he strode towards the door of a room.
Standing at the door, he laughed wildly and said, "Liu Shui Yun, let Wan Wan open the door. Otherwise, I'll have to do something that's not very elegant. I smell flowers, roses, lilies, peonies, cloves, hyacinths, chrysanthemums — — these are your old habits. Liu Shui Yun, quickly open the door. "
Creak — —
The wooden door was opened, and a blue-robed child stood at the door, staring at the Flower Addict Lin Fuyang with a displeased expression. He angrily said, "You're so annoying. Master is already asleep, why are you shouting outside? Don't you know that this is very rude? "
"I knew I was right, Liu Shui Yun really lives here — —" The Flower Addict laughed loudly and reached out to touch the child's head, but the child evaded his hand in disgust.
"Wan Wan, I haven't seen you for a while, you've grown a bit taller — — go and wake your master up, tell her that Uncle Lin is here. Okay? "
"I've said it before, Master is already asleep — — she's already seen a guest today, so she won't be seeing any other guests."
"Oh, who is it that can make your master want to see you?" The Flower Addict Lin Fuyang stared fiercely at Lan Shanggu, and said, "That boy?"
This guy was a jealous person, and he regarded Lan Shanggu as his biggest rival in love.
"Who Master wants to see has nothing to do with you." The blue-robed child said, "Go back quickly. I'm going to close the door. "
The blue-robed child finished and was about to close the wooden door with both hands.
Pah — —
The Flower Addict Lin Fuyang put his hands on the door, not letting the child close it.
He angrily shouted at the Music Addict in the room, "Liu Shui Yun, you're too cruel. We're old friends, and you don't even give us a chance to see each other — — do you really want to be so cruel? "
"Let go of me." The blue-robed child desperately tried to close the wooden door, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't do it. How could he compete with Lin Fuyang, who was tall and strong at such a young age?
Lan Shanggu's heart ached when he saw the little girl's small face turn red, and the fine beads of sweat on her forehead. He said, "Senior Flower Addict, since Mr. Music Addict is already asleep — — why don't you come back tomorrow? After all, it's not polite to disturb a lady's rest in the middle of the night. "
The Flower Addict turned around and stared at Lan Shanggu, and said with a displeased expression, "You — — get out of my way."
Lan Shanggu grinned, and said, "You see, you've insulted me again — — I'll remember it all."
"So what if you remember it?" Lin Fuyang's face was full of disdain, and very arrogantly glanced at Lan Shanggu, and said, "Are you going to beat me up?"
"Hahaha — —" Lan Shanggu was amused by the Flower Addict Lin Fuyang's words, and said, "You're the Flower Addict of Hua Xia's Seven Addicts, how could I beat you up? I have the heart, but I don't have the guts. "
Lin Fuyang snorted coldly and shouted at Le Chi again, "Shuiyun, you know me. If you don't come out, I won't leave tonight. We'll meet again when you come out. If you are willing to stay in this house for a year and a half, I will stand guard outside this door for half a year and a half. "
Puchi —
Lan Shanggu couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The love-struck fool, Lin Fuyang, was very unhappy. He angrily shouted, "Brat, what are you laughing at?"
"I'm laughing at Senior Flower Addict's words." Lan Shanggu laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe. "Mr. Le Chi has been living in this house for a year and a half, so of course he has food and drinks. If Senior Flower Addict were to guard this door for a year or so, I'm afraid that she would starve into a dried corpse without food and water, right? "
"You bastard!" The Flower Addict was enraged by Lan Guanzhu's words and shouted: "Get lost!"
"This is the third time you've insulted me. I'll remember it. "Lan Shanggu looked at the love-struck fool and said.
"So what?" The Flower Addict didn't see Lan Guanzhu as an opponent of the same level. She once again shouted at Le Chi: "Shuiyun, if you don't say anything, I'll —"
"You'll what?" Lan Shanggu asked from the side.
"I'll —" The Flower Addict's expression was conflicted. She hesitated for a while and didn't know what to do to express her heartlessness.
"Commit suicide by caesarean section? Senior Flower Addict, you mustn't do that. "Lan Shanggu tried to comfort her. "Even if you want to die for love, please don't do it in my Blue Mountain Club. I can't bear this responsibility."
"I'll —" Hearing Lan Shanggu's words, Lin Fuyang finally understood what he had to do.
He took off the long robe he was wearing and took out a huge pair of scissors from his waist.
Lan Shanggu and Liu Shu quickly dodged. They didn't want to be pierced by this pair of scissors.
Fang Yan's eyes slightly shivered. He was already in a defensive position. If he dared to make any reckless moves, Fang Yan would beat him up so badly that even his mother wouldn't be able to recognize him.
The Flower Addict raised the scissors and looked left and right. Those who were stared at by him couldn't help but take a few steps back.
No one wanted to be the target of this madman.
The Flower Addict finally chose a target. He waved the scissors and rushed towards the center of the courtyard.
Everyone panicked and ran in all directions. Even the young masters who had their legs broken and were pretending to be dead crawled towards the arched door with all their might.
"I'll kill you all!"
The Flower Addict rushed in front of a cypress pine tree in the center of the courtyard and started to cut it with the scissors.
Fang Yan and his companions were all stunned by what they saw.
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