Third brother was a person of the scene, and a person of the scene naturally had to say some polite words at the crucial moment.
He cupped his fists, bowed to the villagers present, and said with a smile, "Fellow villagers, friends and elders — is there any misunderstanding? We came to Swallow Dock with no ill intentions, we just wanted to find a person, a friend — if we have disturbed you, please forgive us. I apologize to you, sincerely apologize. Today we are allowed to pass, and we will definitely give you generous gifts in the future. "
Third brother was very sad and sorrowful. All these years of smooth sailing made him have higher and higher expectations of himself. He did not allow himself to fail, and he would not allow such a humiliating failure — he wanted a 100% victory, he wanted to become a 100% King of War like Third brother.
But, who could explain to him what the f * ck was going on?
No one responded. The villagers of Swallow Dock looked at Third brother with a strange expression, as if they were looking at an idiot.
"That — I'll say it here today, isn't it almost the New Year? Give each family a pig leg and a basket of fine noodles — "Third brother decided to bribe them with a large sum of money. Although these villagers were strong and could fight, they had not seen much of the world. Giving them a pig leg and a basket of fine noodles would probably make them smile from ear to ear, right?
The villagers of Swallow Dock were indeed smiling from ear to ear, and even chattered in groups of three to five, pointing at Third brother and the others.
Even if Third brother, Huang Yida, and Guo Nu couldn't clearly hear what they were saying, but from their expressions and actions, they could more or less guess something: Look, these three idiots!
Huang Yida wanted to cut the Gordian knot and solve the problem quickly. He felt that the more they delayed, the more disadvantageous it would be for them. That Fang Yan had tricked them here and hadn't appeared yet, who knew what he would do?
Huang Yida whispered to Third brother, "Third brother, we need to use a large sum of money — these wicked people are wild. Don't worry, I'll pay for it. "
Being criticized by Huang Yida like this, Third brother's face didn't look good, and he shouted to the villagers, "Fellow villagers are loyal, I can't be too stingy — one pig for each family, one hundred yuan for each villager. Every family has one, what do you guys think? You should be satisfied now, right? Fellow countrymen, don't be too greedy. If it doesn't work — then we'll call the police. When the police get here, you'll have nothing left. You can't get it, right? "
"A hooligan called the police and asked the police for protection. This is the first time I've heard of such a thing," an old man said with a laugh.
"Exactly. Don't you have any shame? "
"These people who live off others are so spineless. Back in those days, my grandfather could wear steel nails and be sandwiched between them without batting an eyelid. He even asked for a cigarette from the torturers … "
Third Brother and the others were scolded by a group of peasants for being unprofessional, which made them blush with shame. They wanted to force their way through the crowd, but when they saw the shovels, rolling pins, shovels used for stir-frying vegetables, broadswords, spears and other sharp weapons in their hands, they could only give up on this idea.
"We're really looking for someone." Huang Yida forced a smile on his face and said, "I'm a student of the Yanjing Academy of Music. We came to Swallow Dock to look for our friend —"
"Who is your friend?" someone asked.
"Fang Yan," Huang Yida said.
"So it's the Fang family's kid's friend —"
"Don't listen to them. Why bring so many people to see a friend? They have knives and guns, how can they be visiting a friend? "
"No matter who you're looking for, you can't bring weapons into the village. This is the rule —"
Fang Yan walked over with a bowl of pig's trotter rice in his hand. He stood in the middle of the crowd and said with a smile, "I don't know them. They have knives and guns, don't tell me they want to rob our village? "
"Fang Yan —" Guo Nu stared fiercely at Fang Yan.
"That's him. He's Fang Yan, "Huang Yida whispered to Third Brother.
"Brother, don't worry. This brat is on my list. Beat him up every time you see him in the future, "Third Brother said in a low voice. He also remembered the humiliation he had suffered today on Fang Yan.
"Thank you, Third Brother," Huang Yida whispered. "What do we do now?"
"Admit defeat," Third Brother said.
Third Brother walked in front of Fang Yan and took the initiative to extend his hand to Fang Yan. He said, "Fang Yan — brother, right? I'm Third Brother. My friends in the circle call me 'Third Brother' out of respect. I heard that you and my two brothers had some misunderstanding, so I came over to understand the situation. I didn't expect to be misunderstood by my fellow villagers. Look at this — hahaha. "
Fang Yan didn't have any intention of shaking hands with Third Brother. He stuffed a fragrant and delicious pig's trotter into his mouth and chewed happily. He said, "I had some misunderstanding with your two brothers. One of your brothers — I guess it's Huang Yida — felt wronged and called you for help. You wanted to curry favor with Huang Yida or someone in his family, and then brought a dozen of your brothers to help him take revenge. You didn't expect to be beaten like a pack of dogs after entering Swallow Dock. So now you want to shake hands with me and ask for peace. If there's a chance in the future, you can have your revenge ten years later? "
Third Brother's face darkened. He said, "Brother Fang, this Swallow Dock is good and bad, I've already experienced it. But, this Swallow Dock is just Swallow Dock. Brother Fang will go to Yan Jing City one day — at that time, aren't you afraid of something unpleasant happening? "
Fang Yan stared at Third Brother with wide eyes. He asked, "You guys aren't thinking of beating me up?"
"For example, getting into a car accident while driving, or being poisoned while eating, or — you're walking on the road and someone stabbing you in the back. This world is too dangerous, anything can happen." Third Brother said calmly, but the threat was obvious.
"Do you know the difference between ideals and reality?" Fang Yan tried hard not to look at the two dazzling golden teeth in Third Brother's mouth. That would affect his appetite. The pig trotter rice that he had just thought was delicious became tasteless after seeing Third Brother's face and teeth. If he wasn't afraid of wasting food, he wouldn't have the appetite to eat it.
"What do you mean?" Third Brother looked at Fang Yan and asked.
Fang Yan said, "Your ideal is to give me a car accident when I go to Yan Jing City, or to be poisoned while eating, or to be stabbed while walking — but the reality is —"
Fang Yan suddenly threw the big bowl in his hand at Third Brother's face, letting the well-cooked pig trotter and greasy rice pour over his face.
"Your ideal is great, but the reality is that I'm treating you to pig trotter rice."
Everyone laughed. The people of Swallow Dock were very satisfied with Fang Yan's way of handling things. For thousands of years, they had never been threatened. This was something in their bones, it was their innate temperament.
Huang Yida and Guo Nu looked at Fang Yan with faces full of shock. Did this guy really not know how to write the word 'death'?
Did he know what kind of person Third Brother was? Did he know — that if he did this, he would encounter Third Brother's relentless revenge.
No matter where he was, Third Brother would find someone to bring him fatal trouble.
Thinking like this in his heart, there was an irresistible secret joy.
If Third Brother was forced to act because of Huang Yida's invitation, then later — he might hate Fang Yan's existence even more than Huang Yida.
First the rice bowl fell, then the sticky rice slid down Third Brother's face. Several pig trotters fell off, and two radishes fell. But there was a pig trotter that was too tenacious. It firmly stuck to Third Brother's face, not willing to fall to the ground with its companions.
Third Brother reached into the pocket of his leather jacket and took out a handkerchief.
He used the handkerchief to wipe off the pig trotter, and wiped the rice and juice off his face.
When he finished doing all this, he threw the handkerchief in his hand to the ground, and stepped on it with his leather boots. He rubbed it left and right, pressing the handkerchief deep into the soil, as if it had never appeared.
Third Brother looked at Fang Yan and said, "Killing someone is just a big scar. What you just did — that's much more serious than killing someone. "
Slap!
Fang Yan slapped Third Brother's face.
Slap!
Fang Yan slapped Third Brother's face again.
Slap!
Fang Yan kicked Third Brother's body flying.
While Third Brother's body was still flying through the air, Fang Yan's toes touched the ground, and he jumped up and stood on top of Third Brother's body.
Fang Yan's movement was very casual, and his posture was very handsome.
Even the surrounding villagers didn't give him any applause.
Huang Yida and Guo Nu's eyes widened, and there was a "crack" in their hearts, as if something had broken.
Damn, this guy is a martial arts expert?
How are they going to get revenge?
Clang —
Third Brother's body landed heavily on the ground, causing snow to fly everywhere.
Fang Yan also landed, still stepping on Third Brother's stomach.
Third Brother grunted, and vomited a large amount of bright red blood.
Fang Yan looked down at Third Brother, and said, "As a hooligan, you can bully other ordinary people or fish for some gray profit — in a situation where I can't see, no one will deliberately cause trouble for you. I'm also not someone who likes to meddle in other people's business. "
"But, you dare to be so arrogant and lawless after breaking into Swallow Fort, then don't blame us for getting rid of evil for the people. Swallow Fort doesn't accept threats, and Swallow Fort doesn't fear challenges. Swallow Fort — "
Fang Yan stepped on Third Brother's arm.
Crack —
One of Third Brother's arms was broken.
Fang Yan kicked Third Brother's left leg.
Crack —
The clear sound of bones breaking came from Third Brother's left leg.
Fang Yan looked at Third Brother who was howling in pain on the ground, and said, "Breaking one of your arms and one of your legs is a gift for your first visit to Swallow Fort. I hope you don't like it. "
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