The sky was gray, and the earth was white. The birds flew away, leaving only a few feathers as a sign of their existence.
Since the birds had flown away, there would be no lunch today.
Looking at Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan's pitiful expressions, Fang Yan was full of sympathy for them. He said aloud, "I've said it before — this is a very inhumane thing to do. What's so delicious about birds? They're small and skinny. If you want to eat them, we can go to the mountain to hunt pheasants and rabbits, catch a few handfuls of chilli, and make a big pot of stew. We can eat as much as we want. There's plenty of meat, and we can eat until we're full. Isn't that great? "
Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan were trembling with anger. If it weren't for Ye Rou, they would have thrown the black leather gloves on their hands at Fang Yan and fought with him. They knew they couldn't defeat Ye Rou.
When did you ever say that this was an inhumane thing to do?
Weren't you the one who said you wanted to hunt birds the most? You were the commander-in-chief of the operation, and we were all your lackeys, okay?
What's so delicious about birds? Who was the one who thought they tasted good and dragged us out to hunt birds?
You should be careful when you speak!
Hearing Fang Yan's words, Ye Rou's eyes lit up again. She said, "Hunt wild rabbits?"
"—"
Everyone looked at Ye Rou carefully, for fear that she would ask for something else.
Li Xiaotian and the others didn't have to answer, but Fang Yan had to. After all, Ye Rou was his guest.
He looked at Ye Rou with a smile and said, "Yes. Many pheasants and rabbits come out to play after it snows. The snow is too deep, so they are not as agile as before. Especially the rabbits, whose legs are short, can't jump out of the snow holes once they fall into. We used to go up the mountain to catch them. After catching them, we can make dry-fried chicken or dry-fried rabbit with extra seasonings and chilli. We eat them with a mouthful of wine and a piece of meat, sweating profusely. "
"Can we catch them now?" Ye Rou pretended not to see the painful expressions of Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan and asked.
Fang Yan looked back at Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan, and the others in a friendly manner, and said, "It should be — okay?"
Ye Rou waved her hand and said straightforwardly, "Let's go hunt wild rabbits."
Therefore, Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan, and the others looked even more miserable.
Li Xiaotian pulled Fang Yan's arm aside and said in a low voice, "Brother, please do us a favor and let us go. You went to pick up girls, and we followed you. Besides, when we catch some wild chickens and hares later, Miss Ye will become soft-hearted and ask us to release all the wild animals. What will we eat then? I've only eaten two birds for the whole day. I'm so hungry after being tortured by you guys. You guys have fun, shall we go back first? "
"I want to let you go, but as you can see, this matter is not up to me." Fang Yan smiled helplessly. "But I can promise you that I won't let go of any pheasants or hares that we catch later. If she dares to do such a thing again, I'll slap her. How dare she?"
Li Xiaotian stared at Fang Yan with disdain and said, "You have to be able to beat her first. You were beaten up by her, who would believe you?"
"That was before. Now she's no match for me at all. When I'm in a bad mood, I drag her out and beat her up. She doesn't even dare to fight back. Hurry, tell the brothers to prepare and show this inexperienced girl the strength of our Swallow Fort 'Pretty Men Team'. "
Pretty Men Team was the name of the bird-hunting team led by Fang Yan. At that time, there was an idol drama called "Meteor Garden" that was very popular. They got inspiration from this drama, so they chose this name.
Originally, they wanted to copy the F4 group and call themselves F11. But as more and more members joined, they couldn't be F11 today and F12 tomorrow. That would be inconvenient for them to spread their fame.
They had no choice but to change their name. The first eleven people who joined were pretty men, but those who joined later were not pretty men? It was not good for the unity of the team.
"We really can't let them go this time." Li Xiaotian said worriedly. They had no sense of team honor at all.
"We definitely won't let them go."
"Then let's go." Li Xiaotian said, resigned to his fate. "I hope we didn't work for nothing this time."
Ruan Jing, who was sent away by Fang Yan to get the lotus leaf chili sauce, returned. He raised the big bag in his hand excitedly and said, "I've brought everything you wanted. Where are the birds?"
Fang Yan glanced at him and said embarrassedly, "Ruan Jing — um, please go back and get a pot."
"— —"
A rabbit and a chicken were cut into pieces and stir-fried in the big pot. Spices and handfuls of red chili were added, then shredded ginger and scallions were sprinkled over. When the meat broth in the pot was bubbling, the lid was lifted and the chopsticks were used to eat.
Hot and spicy, then a big mouthful of the Shaodaozi brewed by a small workshop in Swallow Fort. Even a god wouldn't trade that taste.
Men always wanted to get beautiful women drunk when they met them. Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan, and the others were no exception.
However, Ye Rou's eyes became brighter and brighter as she drank, while Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan, and the others became dumbfounded.
Fang Yan didn't bother to remind them. He just ate the meat and drank the wine. When he was full, Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan, and the others had already fallen asleep in the snow.
Ruan Jing looked at Ye Rou in surprise as if he had seen a ghost.
Sigh, he went back and got a barrel of Shaodaozi. Now the barrel was empty. Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan, and the others drank five liters, while Ye Rou drank four to five liters.
Does this woman have a limit to her alcohol tolerance?
"You —" Ruan Jing looked at Fang Yan and said, "Why didn't you remind me?"
"I did," Fang Yan said, feeling wronged.
"Why did you remind me?"
"I didn't even dare to drink with her," Fang Yan said. "You won't die if you don't ask for it."
Puff —
Ruan Jing also threw up on the ground. He didn't know whether it was because he had drunk too much or because of Fang Yan's anger. Originally, he also wanted to beat Ye Rou with Zhu Zidan and the others, but he stopped when he found the situation was not right. So he ended up half dead.
Leaving the drunkards to Ruan Jing, Fang Yan accompanied Ye Rou back to the village. "Did you play like this before?" Ye Rou asked.
"Yes." Fang Yan nodded. "There are many games. You only saw the tip of the iceberg today. "
"It seems — you had a good life before?" Ye Rou said with emotion. Compared with Fang Yan, there was nothing to say about her childhood.
"It was okay. Before I met you — "Fang Yan realized he said something wrong. He quickly changed the topic and said," Is the game good today? If you want to eat, we can come over anytime. "
"It tastes good." Ye Rou nodded and said. "Before you met me — what about after you met me?"
"Before I met you, my life was very happy. After I met you, my life is very fulfilling. "Fang Yan said seriously. "Fulfilling is one level higher than being happy. Life can't be silly and happy all the time. Fulfilling makes one's life complete. "
"Do you really think so?" Ye Rou glanced at Fang Yan and asked. She didn't believe Fang Yan's nonsense.
"Of course." Fang Yan nodded very seriously. "If I didn't meet you, would I have the heart of Tai Chi? Why don't Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan have it? "
Ye Rou wanted to hit him again. She said in a low voice, "That's because they don't practice Tai Chi —"
"That's why I said they will never have the heart of Tai Chi." Fang Yan said with a smile. "If I didn't have the heart of Tai Chi, how could I defeat Qianye Military Department? How could I become the inspirational role model that every parent chooses to teach their children? How could I become the idol in the eyes of countless boys and girls in Swallow Dock? "
"—"
When Fang Yan was bragging about himself, he met Bai Xiu and Phoenix who were strolling in the snow.
Bai Xiu and Phoenix walked over from the opposite bank of the stone river. Bai Xiu's hair was still loose and he was wearing a white robe. The difference was that he was wearing black cloth shoes today instead of running barefoot in the snow like last time. Phoenix was wearing a purple windbreaker, high-heeled leather boots, and a plush hat on her head. She looked arrogant and charming. It seemed that she had dressed up carefully.
It was unknown what Bai Xiu said, but the phoenix giggled and looked very happy.
When their eyes met, the four of them stopped.
Phoenix looked at Fang Yan, while Bai Xiu looked at Ye Rou thoughtfully.
"Are you guys … dating?" Phoenix asked Fang Yan.
"Guess?" Fang Yan said. He didn't dare to say yes and didn't want to say no, so he could only use this kind of rhetorical question.
After all, he couldn't act like a loser in front of his first love.
Phoenix looked Fang Yan up and down, then looked at Ye Rou and said with a smile, "I guess not."
"Why not?"
"No reason," Phoenix said. "It just feels … it doesn't feel like you guys are a couple."
"Haha —" Fang Yan sneered. He put his hand around Ye Rou's waist and said, "Do I need to prove anything to you?"
In the TV series that Fang Yan watched, this kind of plot often appeared. In order to get revenge on her ex-boyfriend, the female lead would bring a man who was better or more affectionate than her ex-boyfriend to a party. At the party, the ex-boyfriend would snort at the female lead's behavior and say, "Don't use such a cheap trick to deceive me, I won't fall for it. There's no relationship between you two. You brought him here just to make me angry, right?" Then, in a rage, the female lead would rush up to hug and kiss the male lead.
Of course, the female lead would usually kiss the male lead in the TV series.
Fang Yan felt that he was the "female lead" who accidentally met his first love. So, he wanted to use another woman to prove that even if you don't want me, there's someone else who wants me. And now, the person who wants me is better, prettier, and more violent than you.
"Do I need to prove anything to you?" Fang Yan said.
As he spoke, he put his hand around Ye Rou's waist as he wished.
It had to be said that Ye Rou's waist was very thin. Of course, she was thin, so her waist was naturally not fat.
The most important thing was that it felt very good. There was no excess fat, and it wouldn't be shriveled into a pile of bones.
Oily and smooth, soft and tender —
Among the women he had touched, she could be ranked in the top three. Of course, Fang Yan had only touched three women in total.
Why is my nose bleeding? What's going on?
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