Fang Yan didn't wear his green shirt. His only green shirt was torn into pieces during the battle with Baili Lu.
He did carry a few bottles of liquor, which were gifts prepared by Lu Chaoge for the old drunkard. Of course, those things and some other gifts were packed in boxes, so Fang Yan couldn't bring them to the plane.
The only things he brought to the plane were his cell phone, wallet, ID, and two clowns.
"I think the stewardess is very beautiful. She has an oval face and fair skin —" Fang Haohan said with his eyes wide open.
"I like the oval face. When she smiles, there are two dimples. I want to jump into the dimples and get drunk —" Fang Yingying said with an intoxicated expression.
"You can't jump in with your fat body, right?" Fang Haohan kindly reminded him.
"Fang Haohan, do you know how to talk? How am I fat? I'm sturdy — do you know what sturdy is? "Fang Yingying was furious. He hated people calling him fat and accusing him of not being as handsome as Junior Martial Uncle Fang Yan.
"Even if you jump in —" Fang Haohan continued to stab him. "That's not getting drunk — it's smashing people to death —"
"Fang Haohan, our friendship ends here today."
"You stole Junior Martial Uncle's Twelve Techniques of the Jade Room —"
Fang Yingying was shocked and said with a pale face, "From tomorrow onwards, you are my big brother."
Fang Yan looked away from the Air Travel magazine in his hand and looked up at Fang Yingying, who was sneaking around. Fang Haohan said, "It's just a casual book. I stuffed it into my pocket when I left home — I don't understand, why are you two old virgins studying that kind of science?"
Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan looked at each other and lowered their heads in silence.
"What? Are you embarrassed to say it out loud? "
"Fang Yingying said —" Fang Haohan wanted to push Fang Yingying out again.
Fang Yingying had learned to be smart this time. If Fang Haohan betrayed him, it would be better to confess himself. He quickly said, "I think we have to be better than Junior Martial Uncle in one aspect. Junior Martial Uncle is too outstanding. We feel pressured around you. "
"And then?"
"We can be fat, we can be ugly, but we can't have no self-respect. We want to beat you once, we want to be ahead of you in one thing — "
"And then?"
"We want to end our virginity before you do."
"Innocence?" Fang Yan looked at Fang Yingying's bun face in shock and said, "You didn't have this when you were born, right?"
"Junior Martial Uncle, I'm talking about virginity — chaste virginity. Virgin. "Fang Yingying said with a red face.
"Virgin?" Fang Yan thought about it and slapped Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan's heads. He sneered and said, "I'm afraid your wishes are going to be in vain. I've been ahead of you for a long time. "
"You didn't." Fang Yingying clenched his teeth and said.
"You think I didn't? There are a lot of women who like me, you know — "
"This has nothing to do with you being a dorm boy." Fang Haohan stood firmly on Fang Yingying's side this time.
Fang Yan was a little exasperated and said, "If I say I'm not, then I'm not. Do I need to prove it to you? "
"Junior Martial Uncle, we've learned Bone Physiognomy —" Fang Yingying said carefully.
"Master taught us. We can tell with a glance whether someone has martial arts or not. We can also tell if someone is a dorm boy or not — "
"Why did the old drunkard teach you this? Could it be that your martial arts never improved? So you've always been studying these crooked methods — — go back and do the Plum Blossom Steps a hundred times. "
"— — Junior Martial Uncle, you win," Fang Yingying said with a sad face. "We admit defeat."
"Yes, we admit defeat," Fang Haohan agreed. "Then don't make us do the Plum Blossom Steps?"
"What do you mean by this? You have to admit defeat because you succumbed to violence? "
"We don't mean that. Not at all. "
"I don't care," Fang Yan said, annoyed.
Fang Yingying smiled and said, "I thought you wouldn't come back last night."
"What do you mean?" Fang Yan asked.
"We heard you talking to Miss Lu on the phone and asked her out for dinner tonight — — so Fang Haohan and I made a bet that you would stay at Miss Lu's house — —"
Fang Yan trembled with anger. He growled in a low voice, "You two idiots! What kind of person do you think I am?"
Seeing that Fang Yan was really angry, Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan apologized again and again, saying that Junior Martial Uncle had misunderstood them. They didn't mean it that way at all. They believed in Junior Martial Uncle's character. Even if all the men in the world did that kind of thing, Junior Martial Uncle would refuse without hesitation.
"They didn't even send me an invitation, how could I stay?"
"— —"
Thinking of what happened last night, Fang Yan felt a little sad.
How could there be such a person? Hugging and hugging, when they just entered the plot, you sent them to the door and said Happy New Year, see you next year — —
As a determined teacher, what Fang Yan hated the most was people who gave up halfway — — what great achievements would they have in the future?
Thinking of how he was going to be looked down upon by these two idiots, Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan, Fang Yan wanted to beat them up.
This year's snow came earlier than usual. When the plane landed at Yanjing International Airport, except for the runway that had been cleared, the ground was a vast expanse of white. The entire Yanjing International Airport was a black and white ink painting. The runway was black, and the snow-covered areas were white.
"I finally saw snow." Someone exclaimed in the rear cabin. That was the first time tourists from the south made a joyful cry when they saw snow.
A knowing smile appeared on Fang Yan's face. After leaving home for half a year, he finally came back.
Winter was winter when it snowed. He liked this world that was covered with ice and snow.
When the cabin door opened, Fang Yan left with Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan.
"Goodbye." The beautiful air stewardess bowed.
"The one with the oval face is prettier," Fang Yan said to Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan behind him, as if he had made the final decision. "Her breasts are fuller."
Speaking of the word fuller, he thought of something familiar. What was it?
Fang Yan was in a good mood and liked everything he saw.
Of course, there were also people he didn't like.
A group of people in black walked towards him, or rather, they walked towards where he was standing.
Fang Yan gave Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan a look, then the three martial nephews moved to the side of the aisle.
The aisle was narrow, and there were too many people on the other side. If they collided head-on, there was naturally no way they could pass. There had to be someone who moved aside.
Fang Yan was willing to be the person who moved aside. Didn't the public service announcements often say that when everyone takes a small step back, society takes a big step forward?
Unexpectedly, the group of people in black stopped in front of Fang Yan. The leader was a young man in a black suit. The man was very handsome and had exquisite facial features. He was the kind of handsome man who could be the captain or the image of any idol group.
The handsome man adjusted the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose and asked with a smile, "Fang Yan?"
His smile was very good-looking, as if it could melt the ice and snow of the outside world. Even the two air stewardesses who were standing at the door of the cabin were dazzled and forgot to say a sweet "goodbye" to the guests when they left.
The group of people in black blocked the aisle, and the guests who came out first did not dare to approach. The people in front did not dare to go, and the people behind could not go, so there was a lot of noise in the cabin. Many people did not know what was going on outside.
"It's me," Fang Yan said frankly. Since they had come to the door, it was impossible to hide his identity.
"Someone wants to see you," the handsome man said. "Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Mu Ying."
"Mu Ying?" Fang Yan's eyes narrowed. "The dragon in the sea, the tigress on the ground, and the eagle in the sky."
The handsome man habitually adjusted the glasses on the bridge of his nose again and said, "If I remember correctly, the person you're talking about is me. I don't think you're very busy right now, come with me."
"Sorry, I can't go with you," Fang Yan said with a smile. "When I got on the plane, my mom started to cook my favorite beef tendon. I'm in a hurry to go back for dinner. If I go back late, the meat will either be cooked or the bones will cool, and the taste will change. "
Mu Ying was not angry. He looked at Fang Yan and asked, "Are you seriously rejecting me?"
"Look at my face —" Fang Yan said. "Am I smiling?"
"The people I want to hire have never failed," Mu Ying said. He smiled again, revealing eight neat, snow-white teeth. Fang Yan sighed in his mind. It was a pity that this guy didn't become an actor to make little girls scream and cry. "Don't make it hard for me, and I won't make it hard for you, okay? We're both polite people. "
"You're making it hard for me by asking me to go with you, don't you realize that at all?" Fang Yan said with a serious expression. "I'm not one of those little girls who will willingly go back with you if you throw me a flirtatious look."
"Then how about going back with me?" a bright voice suddenly came from the back of the crowd.
The men in black parted as a group of women in black camouflage walked over. Their military boots clanked as they walked on the concrete floor. It was as if they were stepping on everyone's hearts, making it hard for them to breathe.
The leader was a voluptuous woman with a big silver ring on her ear. She strode up to Fang Yan, looked at him with a smile, and said, "Who would like such a pretty boy? You're a man of iron bones. Come back with me, okay? I'll buy you some candy. "
The woman's facial features were rough, but they didn't look ugly when put together. Instead, they gave her a strange sense of beauty. She was tall, strong, and voluptuous, like a beautiful aggressive heifer. Every man who saw her had a desire to conquer her.
Fang Yan looked at the pretty boy, Mu Ying, and then at the camouflaged woman who was standing in front of him, wanting to hold him in her arms and dote on him. He squinted his eyes and smiled, saying, "Both of you want me to go with you. It's really hard for me to choose. Why don't you two fight it out? I'll go with whoever wins."
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