Everything on TV was a lie!
This was Fang Yan's profound experience.
In the past, when he watched TV, once the hero transformed into Super Saiyan, he would clench his fists and shout, and with a strong shake of his body, his coat and pants would fly off. Only a pair of sexy and delicate boxer briefs were left on his body.
In fact, that was not the case at all. Think about it, when you used your strength to shake off your pants, didn't you first tear your underwear? If the underwear didn't tear, how could your body's Ki blow up the clothes outside the underwear?
I've only heard of hitting a cow across a mountain, but I've never heard of hitting long pants with underwear, right?
So, you can shake off your coat, but it's very unrealistic to want to shake off your pants and keep your underwear.
It was also Fang Yan's first time doing this kind of thing, and he didn't have much experience, so the price he paid was heavy.
Originally, the audience on the viewing platform couldn't see the battle on the top of the mountain. Even if they used binoculars, they could only occasionally see one or two figures. When Fang Yan and Chiba Hiroto were fighting, they wouldn't deliberately run to the edge of the cliff to let them see a few more glances. How could a guy who didn't buy a ticket enjoy such VIP benefits?
However, Fang Yan and Chiba Hiroto were fighting naked on the edge of the mountain, which was a feast for the eyes of the guys who were anxiously watching with binoculars.
A Fatso with a cigarette in his mouth widened his eyes, raised his binoculars and said, "Damn, the fight is too f * cking intense, even their clothes are off —"
The senior fujoshi next to him snatched away the binoculars of Fatso's boyfriend, raised it to look at the valley, and her whole body began to tremble with excitement. "They really beat their clothes off, they really beat their clothes off — — The one in the back took off his pants, and I can see his butt — — his figure is not bad. Do you think the two of them are having an affair? The love between the God of Swords and the Grandmaster of Tai Chi, just thinking about it makes me so excited — — "
There were even more direct women who waved their fists and shouted, "Together, together, together —"
Many years later, when Fang Yingying told his son about the battle between the King of Taiji, Fang Yan, and the Japanese Sword God, Chiba Hashirama, he would still describe it in a heavy and hoarse voice, "It was a tough fight, your grandmaster's clothes were all gone."
But, when you say this, can you not look so wretched and smile so lewdly? You'll give the kids bad associations, okay?
Otherwise, why would your fat son anxiously ask whether grandmaster and that Japanese Sword God lived happily ever after you finished telling the story? " Your son has become like this, and as a father, you have to take full responsibility, okay?
Of course, Fang Yan didn't have the time to think about how much trouble exposing his butt would bring to his life.
He was working hard, strenuously, fiercely, and relentlessly attacking the Thousand Leaves Military Department.
Bang!
Chiba Hashirama's body rose rapidly, and he jumped high to the top of the mountain with the help of a protruding boulder.
Fang Yan also jumped high into the sky in a super cool posture. When he saw Ye Wen, Phoenix Chiba Xun, and countless people in the dark staring at his lower body, he couldn't help but lower his head — —
Damn, it's so embarrassing!
There's a reaction!
Fang Yan consecutively used dozens of Thousand Jin Weight on himself, adding up to several tens of thousands of Jin. Only then did he manage to press his body down with lightning speed.
So, in the eyes of the people on the mountain top, this was the scene: the naked Fang Yan jumped up from the valley like a monkey, and the naked Fang Yan jumped down like a monkey — —
Fang Yingying looked up at the starry sky, sighed softly and said, "Junior Martial Uncle doesn't like women, is the Fang family going to have no descendants?"
Fang Haohan covered his butt nervously and said, "Junior Martial Uncle peeped on me bathing — —"
"Junior Martial Uncle took me to Shihezi Reservoir to catch crayfish, and he tricked me into taking off all my clothes — — I was still young at that time, and I didn't have any awareness of defense."
Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan looked at each other, and they saw despair and sadness in each other's eyes. Their virginity had long been tarnished, and they could no longer be pure and beautiful men.
When Fang Yan jumped up again, he had a skirt around his waist. It was the pants he used to swing the leaf sword, and he had an idea to change it into this.
Of course, because he used too much force when he took off his pants, his clothes were already torn to pieces, so his skirt looked like a tattered tassel skirt, full of passion and exotic charm.
When Fang Yan punched Chiba Hiroshi, his skirt would be lifted up high, revealing his sexy and plump buttocks.
When Fang Yan quickly rushed towards Chiba Hiroshi, his skirt would be blown up by the wind, revealing his sexy and straight black hairy thighs.
When Fang Yan kicked Chiba Hiroshi, his skirt would also be lifted up by the whistling night wind, revealing — — Holy shit, he still has a reaction.
Every attack represented another exposure, this scene was so beautiful that many people didn't dare to look at it for too long.
Of course, Fang Yan's sacrifice was also effective.
Boom — —
He punched Chiba Hiroshi and sent him flying.
Pa!
He slapped Chiba Hiroshi until he vomited blood.
Dong — —
He was kicked in the crotch by Chiba Hiroshi.
Fang Yan sucked in a breath of cold air in pain. This old man had planned for so long just for this attack, right?
When Chiba Hiroshi was once again knocked to the ground by Fang Yan and his body hit the big stone, he completely lost the interest and motivation to fight.
He leaned against the rock and looked at Fang Yan, who was standing in front of him, and said, "You have won this battle."
"I know." Fang Yan nodded and said. "Can you stand up and let's fight for a while? Ten minutes? Five minutes is fine. How about three minutes? Believe me, I'm very fast. Come, let me help you up — — "
Chiba Hiroshi looked at Fang Yan with a puzzled look and said, "You have already won. I admit defeat in public, and your name will spread to Hua Xia, Japan, and even the entire Asian martial arts world — — why do you still want to fight? "
Fang Yan was very angry and said, "I don't want to fight, but can I not fight? If you lie here and don't move, how can I slap you to death? Get up and let's fight again. You pretend to punch me, and then I will smash your head with one punch — — "
Chiba Hiroshi smiled silently and said, "You want to kill me?"
"Isn't that obvious?" Fang Yan scolded. "You see that I'm young, promising, and knowledgeable, so you want to kill me to get rid of a terrifying and dangerous opponent for the Japanese. You have lived for so many years, eaten and drank, and played with everything you want. Not counting the illegitimate children, you even have two children — — can't you let me kill you with one slap?"
"You're better than me at this point." Chiba Hiroshi said. "I wanted to kill you, and I showed my murderous intent from the beginning. You wanted to kill me, and you only showed a little bit of murderous intent now. "
"Bullsh * t murderous intent. I just wanted to save my life from the beginning, okay? I only wanted to defeat you after I saved my life, okay? I only wanted to kill you after I defeated you, okay? You wanted to kill me from the beginning, but I went through a complicated mental journey and emotional change — — you won't understand even if I tell you. Anyway, you have to stand up immediately and let me slap you to death. "
Chiba Hiroshi laughed wildly. He laughed until his voice was hoarse, and he couldn't breathe.
He clutched his chest and coughed violently, and bright red blood flowed from the corner of his mouth. His internal organs had been injured by Fang Yan, and his body was severely damaged.
Just now, when Fang Yan knocked him out of the canyon, he had already lost his fighting spirit. The reason why he still fought with Fang Yan for so long was that he was unwilling to accept defeat. He couldn't accept it. He couldn't accept being defeated by a young man from Huaxia.
In other words, his road to conquering Hua Xia had ended here.
But as soon as he took a step forward, his foot was chopped off. Such an encounter made people feel extremely sad and sad.
"I understand. I understand. " Chiba Hiroshi laughed until tears came out of his eyes. He looked at Fang Yan and said, "You are really an interesting person. Only such a person can understand the real Martial Arts — Martial Arts is the human nature. As long as people live with spirit, they can reach the peak of Martial Arts."
"Until now, I didn't understand. I didn't know what my biggest flaw was. I focused on comprehending the sword and didn't care about the world, but it also meant that I closed the door to myself and the world. Only by entering the world can I understand the world. Only by understanding the world can I feel the seven emotions and six desires of the sword — — My emotions are not lacking in ruthlessness or lightness, but they lack a sense of humanity. I didn't lose unjustly, I didn't lose unjustly. "
The old guy lay there and talked for a long time. Fang Yan was not willing to listen to him anymore.
He stood in front of Chiba Hiroshi with his hands on his waist and bare upper body and thighs. He said impatiently, "Are you going to get up or not? Don't think that I can't kill you because you are like this. I am a cruel and merciless guy — — If you don't believe me, you can ask around. Children can stop crying at night just by mentioning my name. "
Whoosh!
Chiba Hiroshi flicked his finger, and a small stone flew toward Fang Yan's crotch.
Crack!
With the sound of cloth ripping, the small cloth skirt around Fang Huohuo's waist came off and was blown away by the wind.
Fang Yan stood where he was for a few seconds, and then he grinned.
"You started it this time — —"
Fang Yan dashed forward with his bare buttocks. He punched and kicked Chiba Shinobu, who was lying on the ground. Cloud Piercing Palm, Cloud Collapsing Fist, Monkey Plucking Peach, Black Tiger Gouging Heart, Beast Somersault 360 Degrees Tokyo Tower
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