Soon, the Queen Mother recalled that it had only been a month or two since she had given away the immortal peach pit.
Immortal peaches … had grown out just like that?
Weren't they supposed to ripen once every three thousand years?
When did they become so precocious?
Li Nianfan picked up Little Fox from his arms and placed her in front of him. He pulled her tail and shook it.
The little fox looked at Li Nianfan innocently. It even blinked its eyes and spread its arms, pretending that it didn't know anything.
However, its mouth was slightly pouted. It was clearly hiding something.
"Although the peach is good, don't eat the pit." Li Nianfan put his hand in front of the little fox's mouth and said, "Hurry up and spit it out. If you eat it, a peach tree will grow in your stomach."
A peach tree can grow in my stomach?
The little fox's eyes instantly lit up. Then, without any hesitation, it shrunk its neck and swallowed the peach pit with a gulp.
Then, it looked expectant.
Hehehe, I'll have an endless supply of peaches in my stomach in the future. I'm so happy.
"Uh …"
Li Nianfan rubbed his head helplessly. It was obvious that he couldn't fish it out. It was just a peach pit, so it wasn't a big problem. He could only put the little fox down.
He looked at the Jade Emperor and the others. Seeing that they still wanted more, he smiled and said, "Xiao Bai, bring some more peaches and some other fruit platters."
After a pause, he said helplessly, "Sorry, there's only one peach tree now. There aren't enough peaches. Everyone, make do with it. When the other peach trees are planted, we'll definitely let everyone have their fill."
Everyone waved their hands and said sincerely, "We won't make do, we won't make do. Lord Sage, you're too kind."
Since when did spiritual roots and immortal fruits have to be 'made do' to describe them?
Also … what kind of experience was eating immortal peaches? Was there such a thing?
It was impossible to guard against the adjectives of experts.
Li Nianfan took the painting he drew and spread it out in front of everyone. He asked curiously, "Oh right, since you guys fought with the Kun Peng, what does it look like? Does my painting look like it?"
"This …"
The Jade Emperor and the others looked at Li Nianfan's painting and were troubled.
After thinking for a while, they decided to tell the truth and said, "Lord Sage, our cultivation is limited. When we fought with the Kun Peng, we couldn't force it to reveal its true form. Since the Chaos Era, the Kun Peng has rarely revealed its true form............."
Even so, they were sure that it was the Kun Peng in the painting. How could the expert make a mistake in the painting?
..............................
Furthermore … just from the aura, the Kun Peng in the painting was much more unfathomable. The Kun Peng Demon Master was no match for it!
..............................
Then, he looked at the inscription at the corner of the painting and said, "I remember. I haven't finished inscribing. Little Daji, help me grind the ink."
"Yes, Young Master." Daji smiled. It had been a long time since she helped Young Master grind the ink. She felt warm and familiar.
Is he … going to continue inscribing?
The Jade Emperor and the others felt their hearts skip a beat. They held their breaths at the same time.
They couldn't help but look at the four words on the painting. "Fish in the North."
What would be written next?
It felt like a judgment. How was the expert going to deal with the Kun Peng Demon Master?
I'm looking forward to it. I'm so nervous!
Li Nianfan picked up the brush and looked at the Kun Peng in the painting. His eyes revealed a trace of displeasure.
This Kun Peng caused Little Daji and the others to be in such a sorry state. It even caused his friends to be injured. His painting was in vain.
'I admit that you're awesome. But do you think you can do whatever you want? Luckily, I can't defeat you. Otherwise … I would definitely stew you into a pot of soup for Little Daji to vent her anger! '
At that moment, the wind stopped and the clouds stopped. Everyone could sense the change in Li Nianfan's state of mind. His vast aura was even scarier than the wrath of the heavens. It was as if he could decide the life and death of anything in the world with a single thought!
They were so nervous that they almost suffocated. The atmosphere was so heavy that it almost froze.
The expert was obviously … unhappy!
Suddenly, a smile appeared on Li Nianfan's face. He knew how to fill in the words behind Darknorth Fisher.
He originally wanted to write the complete Wanderer. After all, it was a masterpiece. But now, he wasn't in the mood. He changed it directly!
He put down the brush and wrote after Fish in the North.
"Fish in the North. Its name is Kun. The Kun was so big that it couldn't be stewed in a pot. It transformed into a bird. Its name is Peng. The Peng was so big that it required two barbecue grills. One was specially made, and the other was slightly spicy!"
The brush moved like dragons and snakes. Probably because he was unhappy, his strokes were a little rough. But … there was a hint of murderous intent. Everyone looked at it and felt their hearts skip a beat.
Everyone looked carefully at the words on the paper. Suddenly, the corners of their mouths twitched and they took in a breath of cold air.
This sentence was completely literal. It wasn't profound at all. It didn't have any deep meaning. It could be summed up in five words — I want to eat the Kun Peng.
As the sentence appeared on the painting, the painting changed in everyone's eyes.
The calm seawater started to churn. Bubbles started to jump on the surface of the water, as if it was boiling.
Water vapor. It was still endless water vapor.
However … the water vapor was completely different from before. It was no longer warm and cold. Instead, it carried waves of heat. Everyone felt a burning sensation. An extreme sense of uneasiness emerged from the bottom of their hearts.
He was angry. The expert was definitely angry!
At this moment, the ocean was no longer an ocean. It had turned into a huge pot. The thing that was boiling in the pot was the Kun Peng!
"Moo —"
The familiar sound rang in everyone's ears again. But this time, it didn't have a sense of majesty. Instead, it had a sense of panic and helplessness.
Whether it was the big fish in the ocean or the Kun Peng in the sky, because of the existence of this sentence, everything changed. It felt as if they were struggling to escape!
It was as if they were making a final protest before becoming soup.
"Alright."
Li Nianfan looked at his work with satisfaction. He smiled and said, "This d * mn Kun Peng. I even drew a picture for it. Now, I feel better."
It couldn't be helped that he couldn't defeat it. However, he could still make fun of it.
The Jade Emperor immediately said, "Don't worry, Lord Saint. If there's a chance, we will definitely destroy the Kun Peng!"
"It's easier said than done to kill such an experienced expert." Li Nianfan shook his head and said, "Your Majesty, I appreciate your kindness. You don't have to do this. After all, safety comes first."
"This piece of calligraphy was just casually written. It's not elegant at all. The painting is useless. I'm sorry for making a fool of myself."
As he said that, Li Nianfan rolled up the painting and threw it into the wastepaper basket.
Then, they chatted for a while. The Jade Emperor and the others stood up and left.
When they walked out of the courtyard, the Jade Emperor and the Empress of the West looked at each other. However, they sighed at the same time. Their faces were bitter.
The Jade Emperor shook his head and said shamefully, "We didn't catch the Kun Peng. This is our negligence!"
Ao Cheng comforted him, "Your Majesty, you can't say that. The Kun Peng's cultivation is indeed high. The expert didn't mean to blame us."
"The expert's displeasure is the biggest blame! We … didn't help the expert! "
The Empress of the West could understand the Jade Emperor's feelings. She said in a heavy tone, "The Heavenly Palace has been greatly helped by the expert. The Jade Emperor and I were able to escape, and the Heavenly Palace was rebuilt. Without the expert, who knows what this world would be like? We couldn't even do such a small thing."
Her voice was full of self-reproach.
To the expert, the Kun Peng was just an ant. They had let an ant annoy the expert. This was a dereliction of duty, a serious dereliction of duty!
"Hurry up and fix it." The Jade Emperor's eyes darkened. He said, "The expert first said that he wanted to see what the Kun Peng's body looked like. Then, he wrote a poem. It's obvious that he wants to drink the Kun Peng soup. Let's not waste any time. It's time to help the expert!"
The Empress of the West nodded. "Your Majesty, you're right. There's a fish in the north. That should be where the Kun Peng is. The expert's hint is so obvious. If we don't do it well, we won't have the face to see the expert anymore!"
"The expert has helped us so much. He even let us taste things that we didn't even dare to dream of. Now that he wants to drink the Kun Peng soup, I'll do my best to fight for it even if I die!"
Ao Cheng's tone was firm. He paused and continued, "The North Sea should be in the direction of the North Sea. The East Sea Dragon Tribe will rush over at any time!"
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