The next day.
Early in the morning.
Li Nianfan sat in the courtyard, looking a little tired.
He looked at Huo Feng and Daji, feeling puzzled. He wanted to say something but stopped.
Did they take a bath together until midnight last night? When did their relationship become so good? He couldn't sleep well last night.
This morning, Huo Feng acted out of character and even chased after Daji to teach her how to brush her teeth.
The friendship between girls was always so inexplicable. Even Phoenix was no exception.
However, this made Li Nianfan excited. Daji and Huo Feng's friendship showed that big shots were easy to get along with. There was no harm in having a good relationship.
At present, the great war between immortals and demons was imminent. Danger was everywhere. It was better to get to know as many big shots as possible.
When the friendship arrived, he could shamelessly ask for protection. They would be embarrassed to refuse.
He was just a mortal. They could protect him with a slight lift of their hand.
Thinking of this, he began to draft "The Cultivation World's Thigh-Hugging Principles".
First, cater to their interests. Immortals were also human. They also had hobbies, such as writing, painting, playing the zither, and so on. He could still do these.
Second, he had a jack of all trades. That was cooking. Immortals were also human. They also had a desire for good food. He could start with cooking. Currently, he was successful in everything.
Third, look for potential stocks to invest. Li Nianfan understood the essence of this. After all, he didn't read so many books in his previous life for nothing. He believed that he was quite good at judging people.
Fourthly, when it comes to potential stocks with miserable backgrounds, such as those who have broken off their engagement, been crippled, or been betrayed, it's best to befriend them appropriately and get acquainted with them. Never get too close to them, and never become life and death brothers, because you'll always be the first to die.
Fifth, …
Li Nianfan wrote a lot. With the accumulation of so many books in his previous life, not only would it not seem lowly and abrupt, but it would also be more effective.
After organizing the initial "The Cultivation World's Thigh-Hugging Principles", Li Nianfan began to organize the second one.
This was a list called "The List of Thighs".
From top to bottom, they were arranged according to Li Nianfan's status.
Currently, Phoenix was undoubtedly ranked first, followed by the three people from Azure Valley, followed by Yao Mengji and Lin Mufeng …
Li Nianfan wrote down all the people he could get to know. Of course, there was also a line of intimacy at the end.
Of course, this was only what he thought.
Huo Feng's intimacy level was marked as 55% by him. It could only be said that they were working together, but not yet friends.
60% were friends, 70% were partners, 80% were confidants, and 90% were best friends.
The list went on until Li Nianfan added Nanna's name to it.
"I wonder how this little girl's cultivation is going. Don't forget about me, your brother. You have to work hard!"
Li Nianfan muttered to himself for a while. After thinking for a while, he added the name of the old tree in the Fallen Town.
In the future, these two books would be handed down from generation to generation. The value of the copyright … was immeasurable!
Li Nianfan was pleased for a while. He felt that he had found the direction of his life. He suddenly felt more at ease.
Once he was in a good mood, he was ready to go out for a walk.
He smiled and said, "Little Daji, let's go. We'll go to the Fallen Town. We'll also go to the Clear Moon Lake to see the magnificent scene of the fish tide!"
Daji was also happy with Li Nianfan. She nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I'll listen to you."
Li Nianfan walked to a small bucket. It was filled with leftover food and bones that he had eaten recently. He had processed them and turned them into highly nutritious fertilizer.
If he watered the plants, it would definitely make them grow.
Li Nianfan brought some fertilizers. He laughed and said, "Let's go!"
Huo Feng consciously turned into a little red bird and landed on Li Nianfan's shoulder.
In the courtyard house, Dahei looked at Li Nianfan's back view and suddenly fell into deep thought.
It suddenly opened its mouth and said, "Little White, I think I might be wrong."
Xiao Bai immediately turned on a new mode. Her voice was full of magnetism. "Expert Xiao Bai is online. Please tell me your confusion."
Dahei was full of grievances. "I always thought that Master has transcended the mortal world. There is no difference between immortals and mortals in his eyes. Similarly, there is no difference between men and women. Only now do I realize that the fox and the phoenix seem to be more favored, while I've been abandoned. If this isn't gender discrimination, then what is?"
Xiao Bai answered very fluently, "Scientific research has shown that regardless of gender, especially men, when there is a beautiful woman by their side, their happiness index will significantly increase. However, if they are with a single dog at this time, their happiness index will plummet. This is a theorem. After all, mood has nothing to do with cultivation."
Dahei said expectantly, "Then what if I reconstruct my physical body now?"
"Why do you have to go through so much trouble? Expert Xiao Bai is online." Xiao Bai's voice suddenly became very professional. She took out a pair of scissors in her hand. Click, click, click. "Come on, lie down. I guarantee high efficiency and painless."
…
Li Nianfan brought Daji back to the Fallen Town.
This place was still prosperous and full of peace.
He hoped that the war would not affect this place.
Sigh, isn't it good to live well? What's the point of fighting?
Li Nianfan was just complaining. In reality, no matter which world he was in, resources were limited. If he wanted more, he could only rely on fighting!
He passed through the city and walked towards the East Gate. The River Source Book.
When he arrived at the old locust tree that was struck by lightning, he was slightly stunned.
The thick branches of the old locust tree were all gone. Only half of the scorched roots were left standing on the ground.
There were also a few elders worshipping the old locust tree. Their eyes were filled with reminiscence and sorrow.
Li Nianfan hurriedly walked over. When he realized that the tender seedling that had just sprouted from the roots was still there, he instantly heaved a sigh of relief.
He asked, "Elders, has this tree trunk been cleared by someone?"
One of the elders said, "Yes, not long ago, a few immortals passed by. They saw that this old tree was very thick and had even been struck by lightning. They said that it was some kind of lightning strike tree. They excitedly chopped it down."
Another elder said excitedly, "I was there at that time. They controlled the flying sword and flew a few rounds in the air. They cut down the branches. It was amazing!"
"A few young immortals even wanted to pull the roots out, but the elders stopped them."
"If they really wanted to cut it down, I would be the first to disagree. An old tree meets spring, and a withered tree sprouts. They will suffer retribution if they cut it down!"
Instantly, the few elders started chatting noisily.
Li Nianfan smiled faintly and walked to the roots.
It was good that the withered branches were cut down. It was good for the growth of new seedlings. It saved a lot of effort.
He took out the fertilizer that he had prepared and sprinkled it around the little sapling. He carefully fiddled with it with his hands to ensure that the little sapling could grow better.
This little sapling was extremely green. It seemed to reflect light under the sunlight and was full of vitality.
"Old Tree, Old Tree, if you really have a spirit, you should quickly grow up. They are going to attack us soon. The Fallen Town still needs you to protect us."
Li Nianfan muttered as he watered it. "Even if you die, you are not willing to cause any damage to the town. I know that you have feelings for this town. I won't mention Li Nianfan's name. You don't have to thank me."
After doing all this, Li Nianfan reflected on it. When he felt that he had not missed anything, he clapped his hands and smiled. "Little Daji, let's go to the Clear Moon Lake!"
Although the old tree could not do it now, Li Nianfan would not let go of any possibility. This kind of thing could be done casually. Why should he be lazy when he could build a good relationship?
He would not discriminate against anyone because they were weak. When the time came, they could even carry him.
At the same time.
Lingyun Immortal Pavilion.
Lightning flashed in the sky. Then, a sword ray cut across the sky and headed straight for the pavilion.
It arrived in the blink of an eye!
His complexion was rosy, his eyes were deep, and he was in high spirits. His black robe allowed his aura to be fully released, and his entire body emitted a boundlessly sharp aura. As his long hair fluttered in the wind, they seemed like sharp swords that flickered with a cold light.
The disciples of the Lingyun Immortal Pavilion were in chaos. Fear filled their faces.
They realized that when they looked at the man in the black robe, they could feel the boundless sword aura surrounding them. Their hair stood on end, and they were very close to death.
They could not summon the slightest intention to fight back.
Lin Mufeng's expression changed drastically. He was extremely frightened. Without hesitation, he rushed into the inner hall. In the end, he spat out a mouthful of blood onto the Immortal's Stone Tablet.
Instantly, the Immortal's Stone Tablet lit up and emitted an extreme light.
He said solemnly, "Lingyun Immortal Pavilion's Pavilion Master, Lin Mufeng, humbly welcomes the Immortal."
He was panicking. He had always been friendly. Why would such a powerful enemy come knocking on his door? Could it be that he came to the wrong place?
Luckily, he had followed the expert and obtained a Immortal's Stone Tablet. He did not know if this Immortal was reliable.
Buzz buzz buzz!
The Immortal's Stone Tablet was transparent and emitted a special aura.
However, the Immortal did not arrive.
Lin Mufeng's forehead was covered in cold sweat. Just as he was about to spit out another mouthful of blood, he heard, "There's no need to summon me. I'm the owner of this Immortal's Stone Tablet!"
Buzz!
The light from the Stone Tablet shot out from the door and landed on the black-robed man.
Lin Mufeng was stunned. Then, he quickly said respectfully, "Junior Lin Mufeng greets the Immortal!"
The black-robed man was very excited. He quickly said, "Where's my precious disciple? Hurry up and let my disciple come out to see me! "
Lin Mufeng's scalp was numb. He braced himself and said, "Immortal, your disciple is not here."
"Impossible!" The black-robed man shouted. "To be able to obtain the inheritance from the Arcane Realm, one must at least have the Stainless Sword Body! I didn't expect such a Sword Body to exist in the mortal world. He was born to be my disciple! "
The black-robed man's eyes widened. "Speak, where is the person who obtained the inheritance?"
Lin Mufeng was about to cry. He smiled bitterly. "To be honest, it's me."
The black-robed man carefully sized up Lin Mufeng for a moment. "Bullsh * t! You don't even have the trashiest Sword Body, and you want to obtain my inheritance? "
He frowned and said coldly, "I've set up a total of ten tests. Ordinary people can't pass them, and even if they pass all ten tests, they have to at least possess the Stainless Sword Body to be qualified to pull out this sword of mine. Otherwise, they'll definitely die from the boundless Sword Qi piercing their hearts!"
"In order to find a satisfactory disciple, I've gone through a lot of trouble! There are very few masters in the world who are as conscientious as me! "
Lin Mufeng heard this and broke out in cold sweat. He was scared to death.
"This sword seems to have been pulled out by me. Fortunately, the expert reminded me to bring the lantern. Otherwise, wouldn't I have died long ago?
"Thanks to the expert, I actually managed to keep my life.
"With such a perverse trial, are you sure you're looking for a disciple?
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