[AD 299X …]
[A nuclear war destroyed the civilization on this planet.]
After completing the loading process, it was naturally followed by the introduction of the scenario.
But … the first two sentences of the introduction were filled with deja vu.
Ninety-eight percent of the world's population died in this war, and the remaining two percent of the survivors struggled to survive in the ruins and deserts filled with radiation pollution.
"Food, fresh water, a place to sleep peacefully … These things that were taken for granted have become luxuries that people fight for every day."
When the narration reached this point, the screen before the players was still dark, and only the white text slowly rose.
[In the end … this world that was abandoned by technology surrendered to violence.]
Just as the narration finished, the background music suddenly started.
[YOU _ ARE _ SHOCKED!]
"What the f * ck?" When the first line came out, Feng Bujue was shocked. "Fist of the North Star?" But he immediately denied this speculation. "That's not right … Isn't Fist of the North Star set at the end of the twentieth century? But this is 299X … "
Soon, accompanied by the intense background music, the narration continued and answered Brother Jue's question …
"On this land of the apocalypse, countless men with amazing fighting skills have appeared.
To fight for the position of the overlord of the apocalypse, they have written many epic battles on this Bunny Planet. "
"Huh?" Feng Bujue was shocked. "Bunny Planet?" After two seconds of shock, he thought to himself, This is not even Earth! Then what's the point of talking about XI? "
Just as he was complaining in his heart, the background music stopped abruptly. The next second, Brother Jue felt his eyes light up, and he gained control of his body.
Main mission triggered.
"Killed four members of the second Zombie Blade team."
Feng Bujue was just about to confirm the situation around him when the system notification came.
But thankfully … Based on the actual situation around him, there was nothing he needed to confirm.
Above their heads was the scorching sun. No matter which direction they looked, they could only see white sand dunes that stretched endlessly. As for his three teammates, they were not far away from him. The four of them were separated in four different directions, and the distance between them was about three meters.
Two seconds later, Xiao Tan turned around and asked in a tone that sounded like he did not know whether to laugh or cry, "Brother Jue … is this some kind of Fist of the North Star world?"
"No …" Feng Bujue replied thoughtfully, "After two and a quarter seconds of thinking, I realized something …"
"Oh?" Xiao Ling interrupted with interest. "What is it?"
"This is the main universe." Feng Bujue's answer and train of thought were too jumpy.
As soon as he said that, his three teammates all showed some doubts.
Not only them, all the viewers watching the livestream were confused as well.
"This …" Moments later, Ruo Yu took two steps toward Brother Jue and asked darkly, "How do you know?"
"The name of this semi-final is a very obvious hint," Feng Bujue replied. "The so-called 'Battle of the Four Worlds' is a hint that … all the scenarios in the semi-final will take place in the main universe."
"Huh?" Xiao Tan widened his eyes, and he still looked confused. "Four worlds … main universe … That's not the same thing, right?"
"The main universe of Thriller Paradise is roughly split into four worlds," Feng Bujue explained in a calm tone. "They are respectively governed by the Four Pillars of Divinity."
"Wait a minute." At that moment, Xiao Ling suddenly interrupted Brother Jue. "Captain … we are in the middle of a livestream. Many viewers are listening to you."
She stopped there and didn't go any further, but the subtext was already very obvious. "Is it really okay for you to disclose such valuable information so casually?"
"Actually, it's fine …" Feng Bujue shrugged. "But … you have a point." He smiled. "In any case … you just need to trust me. This is definitely the main universe. I'll tell you the details after this match."
"Hmm … It's not convenient for me to tell you now." At that moment, Xiao Tan narrowed his eyes and looked over Brother Jue's shoulder. "There seems to be a group of uninvited guests coming our way … and they don't look slow."
When he said that, Brother Jue, Ruo Yu, and Xiao Ling all turned to look in that direction. Even though the three of them had different eyesight limits, they all saw what was coming in their direction in less than three seconds.
"Whoa, the number of people … Oh, no … That's quite a number of rabbits," Feng Bujue said with a smile.
"The rabbit-shaped human setting is fine … but isn't this Mohawk hairstyle a bit too …" Xiao Ling also grumbled.
"Hmm … Not only the hairstyle, but the clothing is also very similar to that of the Fist of the North Star …" Xiao Tan said. "There are all kinds of huge, thorny metal accessories, oversized shoulder pads, hand guards, and knee pads, meaningless belts, underwear worn outside, and navel exposed …"
While the group of Rabbit-Aliens drove all sorts of strange motorcycles over, Brother Jue and the rest were constantly complaining about the appearance of the NPCs. Only Ruo Yu did not say a word. She just silently placed her hand on the sword at her waist.
"Yi — ha!"
"Hahahaha …"
"Lu lu lu lu lu …"
After a while, the rabbits finally came close. They let out strange cries as they surrounded the four people from the Underworld Frontline.
"Hmm … This kind of buildup …" Feng Bujue said with a pained expression. "Now that I think about it, it's a little embarrassing …"
A few meters away, Xiao Ling tugged on Xiao Tan's sleeve and asked softly, "Hey, I don't know much about Fist of the North Star, what will happen next?"
Xiao Tan turned his head and replied, "Uh … They will probably drive the motorcycles and circle around us, kicking up sand and dust. At the same time, they will keep screaming and making all kinds of perverted expressions that they think are scary."
"Huh?" Xiao Ling's mouth twitched. "What's the point?"
"Hmm …" Xiao Tan said again. "One is to set the atmosphere, and two is to stall for time …" He paused for half a second before adding, "Like this routine of mobsters appearing, it's just like the protagonist ripping off his clothes, the beautiful girl transforming, and the mecha combining … A long animation has to rely on this kind of detour."
Just as they were whispering, the rabbits around them gradually slowed down their motorcycles and stopped one after another.
When the dust settled a little, a two-meter-tall (not including ears and hair) Rabbit Planet alien with an unusually large body climbed out from the side of a sidecar (sidecar motorcycle, commonly known as "Biansan" or "Sidecar").
With a ferocious smile on his face, he took a few steps forward with heavy footsteps. As he walked, he muttered to himself, "Hehe … My luck today is really good. Four Earthlings … I can sell them for a good price in the market."
"Brother Rabbit …" One second later, Feng Bujue very consciously took up the role of the negotiator. He took two steps toward the burly Rabbitman and raised his head to say, "From what you're saying, it sounds like you're planning to capture the few of us and sell us off as commodities?"
"Hmm?" The rabbit looked at Brother Bujue condescendingly and contemptuously, then sneered. "Hmph … Since you've seen through it, why don't you just surrender?"
"Haha …" Feng Bujue revealed a smile that was as warm as the spring breeze. "I see …" He licked his lips. "By the way, I wonder what your name is and how I should address you?"
"Hmph …" The rabbit replied, "What? You're standing in my territory, and you haven't even heard of me, King Kakalu? "
The moment he said his slightly cute name, Xiao Ling almost laughed out loud, and Xiao Tan's face was also red. The audience watching the game (here, the audience fixed their view on the Underworld Frontline side) basically burst out laughing on the spot.
"King Kakalu, right?" Feng Bujue's expression did not change. He replied with a half-smile. "Before you capture and sell me, I have something to report to you."
"Oh? What is it? "A hint of curiosity flashed in Kakalu's rabbit eyes.
Feng Bujue's expression changed, and he replied seriously, "I'm not an ordinary earthling …" As he spoke, he moved his hand to his waist. "I'm a chef …"
"Huh?" Kakalu was stunned for a moment, and he looked back at his companions.
At this time, a tall and thin rabbit from the group of rabbits behind him who looked quite clever reminded, "King! He said he's a chef! "
"Oh ~" Kakalu nodded, then cast a disdainful look at Brother Bujue. "I thought you were going to say something …" He snorted coldly. "Hmph … Do you think you can be treated differently just because you have a skill? Ha! I'm sorry … We Bunny Planet people only eat carrots, and we like to eat them raw. The value of a chef here is no different from that of an ordinary laborer, or even worse … "
"That's not what I meant." Feng Bujue shook his head and continued.
"Then what are you trying to say?" Kakalu was a little impatient. He spoke faster, and his voice became louder.
"I just want you to know …" As Feng Bujue spoke, he took out [Bell's Daily Knife] from its scabbard. "I'm a man who can make rabbit meat taste like chicken."
For the next five seconds, except for the sound of the wind and sand, no one spoke …
This should be the silence after a cold joke …
Regardless of whether the surrounding rabbits understood or not, the three from the Hell Frontline understood, but they did not laugh.
"Hmm … I understand …" Five seconds later, Kakalu's face darkened, and he grinned. "You dare to trick me!"
In the blink of an eye!
As Kakalu shouted the second half of his sentence, he raised his fist.
The fist, which was as big as a casserole, smashed down on Feng Bujue's head from top to bottom … This fist was powerful and heavy, and wherever the fist passed, there was a whistling sound of wind.
Bang!
A second passed, and the yellow sand exploded.
Even though the punch did not land on Brother Jue, when it landed on the sand, it blasted out a semicircular hole about one meter deep.
"What? He dodged it? "When Kakalu retracted his fist, he was shocked.
"That's pretty good." Before the flying sand dispersed, Feng Bujue's voice sounded again. "Looks like brother Kakalu is also a fighter?"
"Hmph! Stupid earthling! " Before Kakalu could reply, a rabbit from the group spoke first. "Our King Kakalu is the successor of the 'Short Hair Godly Fist'! There are countless experts who have been defeated by him! "
Hearing the words' Short Hair Godly Fist ', Xiao Tan and Xiao Ling could not hold it in anymore. The two of them held their stomachs and laughed until their backs bent. If it was not for the fact that they had to guard against the attack that could come at any time, they really wanted to lie down and laugh for a while.
"Phew …" Feng Bujue took a deep breath and turned to his teammates. "Alright, alright, stop laughing. I will count to three, and I will fire a Rankyaku — Zhou Duan. The rest of you, take cover."
"Understood."
"Roger."
"Oh."
Xiao Ling, Xiao Tan and Ruo Yu all responded.
Then, Brother Jue started counting. "One … two …"
At this moment, the surrounding rabbits did not understand what this group of people wanted to do. They also did not understand what Brother Jue meant by 'Rankyaku – Zhou Duan', so they did not react at all.
But … Kakalu seemed to have sensed something.
"Three!" After the last count, Feng Bujue used the momentum to push himself up from the ground with one hand. He stood upside down and spread his feet horizontally. Using the strength from his waist, he spun his feet around like the propellers of a helicopter.
While he was charging up his skill, his three teammates either jumped or crawled. They all moved away from the level where Brother Jue's legs were at the same level as them.
Therefore, when the circular slash spread out, the people in Underworld Frontline were not affected.
But … the rabbits were miserable.
After this wave of Rankyaku, the rabbit-people soldiers surrounding the players were almost completely wiped out. They were either cut off from the chest or decapitated. Only a few of them who were especially short or just happened to be half squatting were still alive.
Among all the rabbit-people, only one person managed to dodge this attack with his own reflexes. That person (rabbit) was King Kakalu.
"Tch …" Two seconds later, when Kakalu crawled up from the ground, his face was pale. "So you are also a Striker … Damn it!"
"I don't dare to call myself a Striker." Feng Bujue stood up again and brushed the dust off his sleeves. "Like the Six Styles, Devil King Flame Kill Fist, Southern Holy Fist, Crane Fairy Style … I only learned a little bit of it. How can I be compared to you, the successor of the Short Hair Godly Fist?"
"Stop pretending!" No matter how stupid Kakalu was, he could tell that the opponent was mocking him. So … he immediately roared and used his killer move. "Die! Short Hair Hundred Splitting Fist! "
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