It was a quarter to noon on Planet Slo. There were only fifteen minutes left until the deadline announced by General Quake.
At this time, in the hangar of Quake's underground base, thousands of soldiers in beige military uniforms had lined up neatly and were ready to set off.
However, before they set off, General Quake had to personally go on stage to give a speech to boost everyone's morale.
[Squeak squeak — Deng deng deng deng —]
Before Quake appeared on stage, a rhythmic piece of music played on a huge screen on one side of the hangar.
Two seconds after the music started, Quake, who was dressed in military uniform and had an ambiguous smile on his face, appeared on the screen.
[Work hard, no problem for you.] He smiled at the camera and said.
[You also need to have hobbies.] The scene changed. Quake tore a police officer in half with his bare hands. Blood splattered everywhere.
[Happy family, no problem.] The scene changed to a scene of him sitting on a sofa with many beautiful women and cute children.
[Leave some space for yourself.] The scene flashed, and Quake was the only living person left on the sofa. He was still sitting among a pile of bones of women and children, laughing loudly.
[Join Quake's Army, no problem.]
[There's also annual salary and benefits.]
Here, a few close-up shots of Quake's Army's equipment, resources, sergeants in formation, and Quake himself were shown.
[Planet Slo's strongest illegal armed force — Quake's Army.]
Quake turned his face to the side, held a military badge with his face printed on it, and said to the camera, [I am Quake, and this is my army.]
[If you want to learn more, please log on to the following website.]
[There's also a Quake Memorial Badge to receive ~]
The above … was the recruitment video for Quake's Army. In this base, this video would be played every now and then.
The moment the video ended, Quake himself walked up to the high platform of the hangar. The big screen just happened to switch to real-time mode, and the camera was aimed at the general's face.
"Uh-huh … Soldiers." Quake cleared his throat, spoke into the microphone in front of him, and went straight to the point. "The time for the decisive battle has arrived!"
"Yeah! Long live the general! "
"Long live Quake!"
"Quake, I love you!"
"Please try dating me!"
The sergeants below (all men, without exception) were clamoring, and their morale was extremely high. But for some reason, there were some strange noises mixed in …
A few seconds later, Quake waved his hand, indicating that the people below could keep quiet.
After the audience returned to silence, Quake continued, "This operation will be the beginning of our Quake Army's unification of the Milky Way." He clenched his fist with one hand and said loudly, "First, it's to dominate Slo Planet, and then …" He hesitated for a moment. "It's … uh … the next planet."
Obviously, the general's strategy had to stop here. Before this goal was achieved, it would be very difficult for him to plan the next one …
However, his subordinates did not care about this. They still responded to the general's declaration with great enthusiasm.
Right at this moment, suddenly …
Boom — — A loud sound rang out.
In an instant, the earth quaked and the mountains shook.
Almost everyone in the underground base staggered and fell to the ground. Only Quake himself remained standing.
"What's going on?!" Quake's reaction was quite extraordinary. After a moment of panic, he shouted into the communicator he carried with him, "Headquarters, respond quickly! Report the current situation! "
After a moment of silence, accompanied by noisy interference, a response came from the communicator, "Re … Reporting to the general, we were attacked by a missile just now!" The voice paused for a moment, then said, "At present, the surface camouflage has been completely destroyed, and the power supply facilities are in a semi-paralyzed state. However, the emergency power supply should be able to last for about a quarter of a universe."
"Bastard!" Quake cursed, "How did we get hit by a missile? Didn't the base's missile defense system activate? "
"General … our system seems to have … seems to have a problem …" The other party replied.
"What?" Quake said, "At a time like this?" He paused for half a second. "Wait … does this mean that the system has always been in a malfunctioning state?"
"No ~ No ~" At this time, the interference in the communicator disappeared, and the person speaking was replaced by another person. That person said in a languid tone, "Your ground defense and camouflage systems were still functioning normally until two universes ago. Unfortunately …"
"Who are you?" Quake's expression changed. "Who's talking to me?"
"Haha …" The person on the other side of the communicator laughed evilly.
The next second, the face of an earthling appeared on the big screen behind Quake.
"Good afternoon, everyone." Feng Bujue spoke to everyone in Quake's military base through the big screen and the broadcast system. "Your humble servant … is a city-level hero from the Universe Superhero Alliance — Poker Man."
"You …" Quake turned around and looked at the screen. "How did you …"
"… How did I hack your system?" Feng Bujue interrupted. "Heh … It's much simpler than I thought." He smiled and said, "Like all computer users who have turned on anti-virus software but still get infected by viruses, your problem isn't that your firewall isn't advanced enough, but that you're too stupid."
When he said this, a picture of a seductress appeared on the big screen. She looked naked, but several key parts were mosaiced. At the bottom of the picture, the words "Click here to watch the uncorrected version for free" were displayed.
"We used such an advertising pop-up window to successfully bypass your firewall." Several seconds later, the screen switched back to the close-up of Feng Bujue's face. "By the way … at 12 am, at your base, there were at least forty devices of various models that were connected to the internet, and they were doing some kind of entertainment for the time being. More than half of them clicked on this virus-laden pop-up window after seeing this picture. It only took us five minutes to create. "
"Damn it …" The veins on Quake's head bulged as he gritted his teeth. "How dare you use such a despicable method …"
"Is this a despicable problem? You can only blame yourselves for being too naive. "Feng Bujue said," On Earth, even elementary school students wouldn't click on this kind of pop-up window. "
"No matter who you are, if you think a few missiles can defeat me, you're wrong!" Quake did not continue to talk about this topic with Feng Bujue. Instead, he said, "Destroying one or two bases like this is nothing at all. I still have fourteen similar ones …"
"Okay, okay …" Feng Bujue interrupted Quake's self-disclosure with a very quick and compassionate tone. "Please don't take the initiative to reveal any more information to me …" Brother Bujue could not help but feel a sense of guilt when competing with an alien with such a poor EQ. "You even gave me the specific number … It seems that … you've built one in every country in the Slo Federation …"
"Wh … What …" Quake turned pale with fright and took half a step back. "Who the hell are you … You can even deduce this kind of thing …"
Feng Bujue slapped himself in the face. "It doesn't take much to deduce this kind of thing … Besides, I was just guessing, but your reaction directly confirmed my guess."
"Ah!" Quake pretended to have a sudden realization. Then, he became angry. "How dare you trick me!"
"Trick you? What the f * ck do I want to trick you? I … "Feng Bujue seemed to want to respond, but the pain in his balls (I think this word is a good way to describe the degree of pain in his balls) stopped him from doing so." Okay, okay … I was wrong. " He went back to the topic. "Anyway … I have something more important to tell you, and that is …"
Brother Jue raised his hand and pointed up with his finger. "The impact you felt just now was just a test shot. The real blow will come in …" He turned his head and looked out of the camera. "Uh … in three seconds."
"Ah!" Quake screamed immediately.
The Kui Ke Army soldiers who heard the broadcast or were watching the screen with him also screamed in unison.
But now, it was too late for them to do anything.
Before the screams of these people died down, the second round … the official round of missile bombardment had arrived.
Within one minute, the underground base of Quake's army was reduced to ruins and scorched earth from the inside out. The fuel, mechs, weapons and ammunition stored in the base were all amplified by the explosion.
…
"It's like snatching a lollipop from a child." When the attack was over, Feng Bujue stood up from the control panel of the Slo Alliance's command center and muttered.
At this moment, behind Brother Jue stood six heroes with complicated expressions on their faces.
They all looked at the Poker Man with a strange look in their eyes. They all had the same question in their minds – is this guy really a hero? Are you sure he's not a spy sent by a supervillain?
"What's wrong?" Brother Jue looked at them and asked.
"Uh …" Dr. Biubiu replied. "I really didn't expect … that General Quake, who has been fighting against us for so many years, would … so easily …"
"Yeah, when you look back after you've done a lot of things … you'll find that it's not that difficult." Feng Bujue continued.
In fact, Brother Jue's strategy was not complicated. He just contacted the government of Slo Lei and told them the coordinates, time, and method of the missile strike. Then, he asked Dr. Biubiu to write an implant program that could shut down the enemy's defense system (for the doctor, this was a piece of cake and could be done in a few minutes). After that, he asked the Temptress for a photo and asked the doctor to use this photo to create an advertising pop-up virus program.
The problem was … a plan of this level was not something the people of Slo Lei could come up with. Because their general logic went like this … Although they knew the location of Quake's army base, they had a missile defense system, so there was no need to think about missile attacks. Although they could write a program to shut down the enemy's defense system, they had a firewall, so there was no need to think about cracking the invasion. And so on …
As for advertising pop-up windows, phishing software, bundling programs, and so on, even though it was something that could be easily done technically, they just couldn't come up with such ideas.
As an experienced and knowledgeable earthling (objectively speaking, earthlings have indeed seen many terrible things that people from other planets can't even imagine), Feng Bujue had already read some information about the people of Slo Lei on the spaceship. After coming to the Slo Alliance, he listened to the story of General Quake, and through communicating with the heroes, he had a rough grasp of the personality and behavior patterns of the people of Slo Lei. Therefore, he planned a battle like this.
"Oh, right." At this time, Feng Bujue thought of something and said, "Are there any other super criminals on your planet that are difficult to deal with? Since I'm already here, I might as well take care of all of them."
When he said this, his tone and demeanor were very similar to the kind of "big brother from a relative's family who was a few years older than me, didn't have much contact with me, and didn't even know his full name, but was very good at playing games."
During the holidays, this kind of person would appear at your house, with a domineering, disdainful, or narcissistic look in their eyes. In the name of playing games with you, they would easily clear all kinds of action games that you couldn't beat, and point out all kinds of mistakes and shortcomings while you were playing. Then, they would check the progress of all the RPG games you played, comment on your team, reveal the plot and ending of the game, and explain the hidden items, gameplay, or bugs.
In the simple, happy, and childhood years before the Internet was popularized … we were kneecapped by this kind of person again and again.
Even today, in this era where you can see the complete game walkthroughs just by typing on the keyboard, these guys' lofty image hasn't changed at all. Because after I read the walkthroughs, I felt even more strongly that … the people who could explore or memorize this information back then were really amazing.
"Well … there is." Dr. Biubiu stuttered. "But are you sure you want to …"
"Let me take a look at their information first." Feng Bujue interrupted the man, but his tone was still polite.
When the heroes of the Slo Alliance heard this, they were at a loss. After a few seconds, they turned their heads to look at Hardbody … This planetary level hero had been left aside for a long time. He was supposed to be the real protagonist of this operation, but unexpectedly, Brother Jue planned in the shadows and nipped a C-level crisis in the bud. This made Hardbody lose the opportunity to perform.
"Uh … since Poker Man said so …" Hardbody knew that the five looked over, waiting for him to make the decision. After all, he was the highest-level hero here. "I don't think there's anything wrong with it." He paused. "In this cosmic year, I haven't booked any other missions. I'll stay here and take charge. If there are any emergencies, I can deal with them in time."
With Hardbody's words, the five heroes of the Slo Alliance had nothing to worry about.
Dr. Biubiu immediately said, "Okay, Poker Man, wait a minute, I'll transfer the data to you."
"Thank you." Feng Bujue responded and turned to Hardbody. "Senior Hardbody, can I trouble you to go back to the spaceship and report the results of the mission to the Alliance? It's more convenient for us to report directly than to feed back the information from here. "
"Uh … Okay." Hardbody hesitated for half a second and said, "Speaking of which … we might be able to break the C-level crisis handling record this time …" As he said this, he turned and walked out.
"Wait." At this time, the policeman stepped forward and said to Hardbody, "I think … it's better to be cautious."
"You mean …" Hardbody said in a deep voice.
"Let's check the scene first and see the specific situation with our own eyes. It's not too late to report later." The policeman said.
"That's right." Backflipper also followed. "I'll go with you."
"I'll come too." The Disfigured Man's hoarse voice followed.
So, the few of them boarded the spaceship together with Hardbody and went to the scene to confirm the results. Feng Bujue stayed in the command center of the Slo Alliance to check the information brought up by Dr. Biubiu. The Temptress was responsible for communication and negotiation with the federal governments to stabilize the global situation after the incident.
It seemed that everything was proceeding in an orderly manner, but …
…
At the same time, in the East 20th District.
On the scorched earth, a big hand broke out of the ground, followed by an arm, a shoulder, a head, a torso …
Thirty seconds later, General Quake, who was covered in bruises and battered, crawled out of the ground.
As mentioned previously, Quake had a strong body that was different from ordinary people (the people of Slo), and he also had superpowers. Therefore, even though he was buried alive in the ruins of the underground base, he was still alive.
Relying on his amazing strength and will to survive, and under the protection of his superpowers, Quake dug all the way up and finally returned to the surface after a few minutes.
"Haa … haa … bastard …" The first two things Quake did when he saw the light of day again were to gasp for breath and curse. "One day … I will make you pay."
"Heh … the sorrowful cry of a defeated dog." Suddenly, a voice came from not far behind Quake.
Quake was shocked when he heard this because part of his superpower was perception. If someone came within a radius of ten meters of him, he would definitely be able to sense it. But at this moment, he was completely unable to sense the owner of this voice.
"Who is it?" Quake endured the pain in his body, hurriedly stood up, and suddenly turned his head.
What he saw was a humanoid creature with a mummified appearance and a body that was emitting a faint golden red glow standing in front of him.
"You went through so much trouble to dig me out of the ground, but you don't know who I am?" The creature asked back.
"You … you are …" Quake realized something, and then he began to tremble unconsciously.
"That's right." The creature finished his words. "It's me." He paused for a moment. "Although I have been imprisoned in 'that', I am very clear about what happened outside." He shook his head. "I have to say, you are very stupid …"
Hearing this, a trace of anger flashed in Quake's eyes, but he did not interrupt because an indescribable sense of fear made him unable to open his mouth.
"I am not some frozen animal. The equipment you prepared and the so-called 'awakening program' are purely superfluous." The creature opened his arms. "As you can see, you only need to use weapons to forcibly destroy 'that' and let me out. After all … I am immortal and indestructible … "
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