Chapter 802
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"Don't be impulsive! Prince! " The girl clamped down on Prince's shoulders from behind. "He's just a primary school kid."
"This kind of kid …" Prince said stubbornly. "Let me kill him while he's still in primary school …"
"This line sounds familiar," Feng Bujue said with a smile. "I've heard it at least ten times …"
Of course, he meant that he had heard it "at least ten times" in real life.
Prince was clamped down by the girl and couldn't move an inch, but he still waved his hands at Brother Jue without giving up. "How did such an uncute kid live to this age?!"
"Hmm … I've heard this line at least a hundred times …" Feng Bujue said calmly.
"I'm going to kill you!" Prince continued to clamor.
"This line … Countless times …" Brother Jue rubbed his chin and said, "If I could get a dollar every time someone said this to me, I would be a millionaire now."
…
Three minutes later …
"Hah … Hah …" Prince knelt down again. "I can't … I have no energy left."
"You're a little weak." Feng Bujue looked at him condescendingly.
Xiaoye didn't look tired at all. She didn't seem to be out of breath. "I guess it's because I'm hungry."
"Tsk … How dare you stop me as my companion …" Prince turned around and stared at the girl. "I can't eat school lunch … No matter how I think about it, it's all your fault."
"So it's all my fault …" The girl immediately complained.
"If that's the case …" Prince's face suddenly became gloomy. "There's no other way … I'm going to frame you with a groundless crime and sentence you to life imprisonment …"
"It seems like he suddenly realized his identity as the Prince Regent …" The girl looked a little flustered.
"I know … I'll punish him with the crime of 'giving someone else's dog a random name'," Prince said after thinking for a few seconds.
"Speaking of which … when I went to the Sui Kingdom, I did give the crown prince a name like 'Love Poo Poo Poo Ball'," the girl replied.
"Hmm …" Feng Bujue looked at the duo who were like a pair of teasing partners (a special relationship that existed in The Wonderful Story of the World's Teasing Life. In this universe, forming a "teasing pair" was a life event more important than marriage) and thought to himself, "This is harder than I thought … Prince has been abused by his sister too much. If I want to deal a serious blow to his spirit and force him to leave … I seem to have to do something more ruthless."
…
The second class …
"Haha ~ Art class ~ I feel like it will be very interesting." Because it was an art class, Prince's interest returned, and his mood became better.
"Teacher." As soon as class started, Feng Bujue raised his hand and complained, "Prince didn't bring paints and brushes."
Before he could finish his words, the entire class turned to look at him.
"It's this brat again …" Prince, who was at a loss, glared at his Brother Bujue angrily.
"Ah ~ I can't help it …" The art teacher showed an impatient look. "Prince, you can borrow from the other students."
"Uh … okay …" Prince replied awkwardly.
But … Prince was sitting against the wall. In front of him was an empty seat. On his right was the wall, and on his left was Feng Bujue …
"Sister, did you bring any?" Prince turned around and asked the girl.
At this time, the girl just happened to take some paints and brushes from Xiong Ji. "I didn't bring any, but Xiong Ji Kun, who is sitting next to me, lent me some."
"Sister …" Prince's expression changed slightly, and he wanted to say something.
But the girl interrupted him and said, "I don't even have enough for myself. You should borrow from someone else, Prince."
"What!" Prince's expression became serious, and he said sternly, "As a black warrior of the 'Ink Squad,' is this really okay?"
"I don't remember joining that strange group …" the girl said coldly.
"The Red Warrior has high hopes for you!" The Crown Prince was still talking nonsense with a deadpan expression.
"Who is the red warrior?" the girl asked in surprise.
"The red warrior is a fish that can swim thousands of miles in a day even in ink." Prince quickly replied.
"Even if you talk nonsense, I don't have any extra painting tools to lend you …" the girl was too lazy to complain.
Thus, Prince's gaze helplessly shifted … to Feng Bujue.
"Hehehe …" Brother Jue met Crown Prince's gaze with a wicked gaze. "… Not lending it to you."
"This bastard!" Prince jumped up from his seat. "I won't let you get away with this!"
The girl once again clamped down on him, "Hey … the teacher is still in the classroom!"
"Don't stop me!" Prince leaned forward. "I'm going to use my ultimate skill, 'Flying Regent Poseidon Attack' to end him!"
"Oh … sounds like a good skill …" Feng Bujue said. "If possible, I really want to see it with my own eyes."
"Eh? Do you really think so? "Prince was delighted.
"I'm just kidding." Feng Bujue's tone suddenly became cold. "Just from the name of the skill, I know it's bad."
"Ah … How dare you!" Prince was going crazy. "I'm going to squeeze your blood out to make ink!"
Feng Bujue shrugged and replied, "It's paint …"
…
The third class …
"Huhuhu … Music is my strong suit …" Prince came to the music classroom and immediately picked up a guitar.
"I feel like there's no point in humiliating this guy … He's definitely a natural idiot …" Feng Bujue looked at him from afar and muttered in a low voice. "Was my strategy wrong from the beginning …"
"La la la ~ The girl and the fishbone are a pair of good friends ~" Prince held his guitar and started singing. "The inside of the pillow is full of fishbones ~ Ah … Hahahaha …"
His lyrics were silly and cute, and his guitar did not produce a normal melody. In short, he just pretended as if nothing had happened and continued to complain.
"Hey, uncle." Brother Jue pondered for a moment and walked over. "I think … you should stop now …"
"Ah, it's you again." Prince lowered his head and looked at his Brother Jue. "What do you want this time?"
"Nothing." Feng Bujue continued. "I just want to ask you a question."
"Hmph … A kid is still a kid." Prince smiled proudly. "Say it, if there's anything you don't understand, you can ask me as a lord … No … as a regent. That's right."
"Uncle, you … You came to the elementary school on a whim to organize an experience day or something. You seem to have a lot of free time …"
At this moment, Feng Bujue used the ultimate skill that was ridiculed as a forbidden skill.
If this skill did not work, he would have to give up …
"Don't you have anything else to do? Like … see your girlfriend? "
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