(Important Note: All the names in this story have nothing to do with reality. There are no insinuations or reflections. If there are similarities, it is purely a spoof.)
Feng Bujue thought that the opening cinematic would end there, but … it had just reached its climax.
With a flash of the camera, the "introduction of the contestants" segment began.
The first to appear on screen was a middle-aged man in a light blue shirt and black trousers. He was Caucasian and looked very patriotic. He had short brown hair and a pair of black eyes. He also wore a pair of glasses.
[Contestant No. 1 – William Henry Bill Block III. A famous entrepreneur, philanthropist, and one of the best software engineers in the world.]
Following the narration of the narration, the overbearing and cool sound effects and subtitles were inserted, and the camera began to rotate 360 degrees around the contestants.
[He's a genius who does things his own way and is a maverick, but he's also a genius who's admired by tens of thousands. Will his IQ of more than 160 give him the upper hand on the island?]
"What I'm interested in is … How did you get someone with an IQ of more than 160 onto this island …" Feng Bujue complained in his mind.
The next second, the screen switched to the introduction of the second contestant.
It was also a Caucasian man who looked about 55 years old. He had gray hair and wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses. He was wearing an expensive dark blue suit with a shirt and tie inside and leather shoes on his feet.
[Contestant No. 2 – Warren Baxter. The world-renowned god of stocks, philanthropist, and investment master.]
Just like the previous contestants, the camera also rotated when he was introduced …
[He has a unique vision and is calm and experienced. His wisdom in investment is beyond the reach of the world. I don't know if this wisdom can make up for his lack of physical fitness and make him stand out among the ten contestants.]
"Hey hey … Is this okay? It's just a name change. The basic setting is exactly the same as some of the super famous people in real life …"
Brother Jue's nagging didn't change anything. The contestant introduction continued and the third person quickly appeared on screen.
This was a female contestant who was also Caucasian. She was wearing a pair of hot pants and an off-the-shoulder white T-shirt with a black vest. Her facial features were sharp, her figure was sexy, and she had shoulder-length chestnut hair.
[Contestant No. 3 — Lindsay Arhat. Hollywood's Queen of Hot Topics, Movie, Television, and Singing Star.]
[She became famous at a young age, and her life experience far exceeded that of her peers. She once dominated the film industry and led the fashion trend. She also had a lot of negative news and became a controversial figure. Her sexiness and personality made her the focus of the audience.]
"The viewers sure are vulgar …" Brother Jue thought to himself. "Speaking of which … the viewers who would watch a reality show like 'Man Seeking Poison', what kind of group are they?"
[Contestant No. 4 — Justin Buber. Singer, actress, internet celebrity.]
The fourth contestant was a Caucasian young man who looked to be less than 20 years old. His face was feminine like a woman's, and his dark blonde hair was curled upwards. His brown eyes revealed an innocent look. He wore a white cotton vest that revealed some tattoos. He wore a pair of hip-hop style trousers that were pulled low. On his feet was a pair of white sneakers.
[He is a teen idol who has quickly become popular in recent years. He is praised by his fans as an artist who is "handsome, has a clear and beautiful voice, has a talent for music and acting, and is overflowing with talent." Without a doubt, his high popularity and age advantage will be his most powerful weapons.]
"Haha …"
As Feng Bujue laughed in his heart, the fifth contestant came into his sight.
It was a balding middle-aged Caucasian man with a big belly. His eyebrows revealed a decisive temperament, and his slightly protruding chin was very distinctive. His attire … was a full tuxedo.
[Contestant No. 5 — Baron Solomon Screchet. He is a member of the world-famous financial family, the Screchet Family. He is an outstanding banker and financial scientist.]
"Hey, hey … What does' baron 'mean? He is a f * cking dead man … Not to mention, he is not a contemporary, and his nationality doesn't match either! "
[He has outstanding diplomatic skills. He speaks with exquisite words and is skillful in flattery. A banker who dealt with Solomon once said, "No one left him without feeling refreshed." This talent may also become the key to his victory.]
"I have serious doubts about this …" Feng Bujue said, "In a game where only one winner can be born, the relationship between people is nothing more than 'temporary mutual benefit.' As long as both parties understand this, even if they don't have any diplomatic skills, they can still reach an agreement with one or more people. "
As Brother Bujue thought about this, the screen cut to the sixth contestant.
Finally, there was a black man …
He was also dressed in a suit and tie, and he had a buzz cut. Judging from his face, he was about 50 years old. He was not handsome, and his skin color was not pure African. He was probably … mixed race, or a soy sauce dealer.
[Contestant No. 6 — Bellak Hussein Oguanhai. Lawyer, politician, former US President.]
"Hey!" Feng Bujue was shocked, "How did you catch this guy?! Is this show made by aliens?! "
[From a rebellious teenager, to a law professor, to the President of the United States … He is a legend who changed his destiny by relying on hard work. He is also the only celebrity who took the initiative to participate in this show. Please wait and see what his performance will be like.]
"Is a former president that lonely? Although I know that the President of the United States is very unpopular after he retired, and no one wants to assassinate him … But you don't have to look for trouble … "
Just as Brother Bujue was shocked by Oguanhai's appearance, another contestant came up …
[Contestant No. 7 — Osama Beep — Mohammed Beep — Awad Beep — F * ck. Born in a construction and industrial family, this season's mysterious contestant.]
"Mysterious my ass! Even the Shaolin monks know that you are the leader of Al Qaeda! You even added three silencers to your name, how sharp! "Brother Bujue looked at the thin Arabian bearded man on the screen and went completely crazy.
[He is handsome, has five beautiful and well-educated wives, more children than you can count with two hands, and more family assets than you can use to engage in various businesses …]
"What kind of career … Isn't it just a terrorist organization … And what kind of introduction is this … It's so different from Ao Guanhai's! This is a conspiracy by the US media! "
[Whether this mysterious contestant is a pampered person or an excellent soldier will soon be revealed …]
After the introduction of contestant No. 7, it was time for the eighth contestant.
[Contestant No. 8 — Ismail Gu. Graduated from the International Finance Department, handsome and noble second-generation son of a rich family.]
Accompanied by the narration, an Asian man appeared on the stage. He was similar to contestant No. 4. He was a handsome young man, but he was a few years older. He had peach-shaped bangs and wore a casual suit. He was handsome and slightly taller than contestant No. 4.
[He is a golden bachelor, the object of admiration of countless girls. Caught in a scandal, he was quickly forgiven by "all sectors of society." However, some relevant people around him, several government law enforcement agencies, and even some drug-related bills were questioned and criticized. With his excellent comprehensive ability, he is regarded as the most popular winner of this season.]
"Hmm … Compared to the average person, he is undoubtedly a winner with a fulfilling life …" Feng Bujue read. "But coming on the stage right after No. 7, he feels like an ordinary young man …"
[Contestant No. 9 — Stephen Carbon. An award-winning US best-selling author. He has written scripts, written columns, worked as a film director, producer, and actor.]
No. 9 was also a white man who looked to be in his forties. He looked as patriotic as Bill Geiger. He wore a long-sleeved t-shirt and suit pants.
[As one of the most influential writers of this generation, he is known as the "Master of Horror." Obviously, he is no stranger to thrilling things. The balance of intelligence and physique gives him considerable competitiveness in the game.]
"Carbon, is it?" If Feng Bujue could control his body, his expression would be twitching like a dead fish. "Can you be any more worthless?"
[Contestant No. 10 — John Winston Abscess. Rock star, the soul of the band Splinter, poet, social activist, and anti-war.]
The last contestant entered the stage. He was also Caucasian and looked to be in his thirties. He had light brown eyes and brown hair. He had a messy hairstyle and a large beard. He wore a vintage suit.
"Like many artists, Abscess has embarked on the path of drug abuse and does not care about it. He has created many legends in the music industry. Will he be able to create a legend in our show? "
"Just based on these ten incredible contestants … this show is already a legend …" Feng Bujue said. "Ah … whatever. Anyway, this introduction is about to end."
Indeed, this might be the longest script introduction Brother Jue had ever read, but … it was not over yet.
Bang!
With a burst of fire, the coolest scene in the opening cinematic appeared.
A muscular man in a wilderness survival suit appeared in the middle of the screen. The narrator then said, "And I … Bell Eat You Clam Moss will be the referee and host of this competition. I will supervise and guide the contestants to complete the challenge and lead them to victory. "
"Are you sure you don't treat these ten people as prey?"
"Now, everyone, please follow my footsteps and enter this ultimate game that will last for three days — Seeking Poison in the Wilderness!"
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