"Aha!" Feng Bujue yelled. "I get it now!"
Hearing that, everyone turned to look. They realized that Brother Jue was squatting on the other side of the altar. It was unclear what he was looking at.
"There's no time to waste. Come over here," Feng Bujue said loudly.
Uncle Worthless's group had not found any valuable clues in the past five minutes, so when they heard Brother Jue say that, they gathered without hesitation.
It did not take long for the four of them to stand behind him.
"I found two obvious hints …" Feng Bujue pointed at a stone slab that protruded before him. "Look closer, there are two pictures here."
As he spoke, he reached out his right hand and placed his palm on the stone slab.
At that moment, the originally gray stone glowed with light, causing some orange patterns to appear to form two miniature murals.
"The picture on the left is quite obvious." Feng Bujue pointed at the pattern as he explained. "Look, it's a picture of a group of people peeing on the altar and giving the middle finger."
"You're right …" Atobe was covered in cold sweat. "What the hell is this?"
"This probably means that we have to desecrate the altar." Feng Bujue replied. "The details shouldn't be limited to the content of the picture. In any case, we only need to use some nasty method to provoke the god to make him show himself."
"Sounds like your specialty …" Hong Hu commented.
"Indeed, I am very good at this … but don't rush to make a decision because there is a second solution." Feng Bujue then moved his hand to the picture on the right. "This picture is rather abstract. It took me some time to understand it," he explained. "Look … the one sitting on the altar, at first glance, it looks like a sea anemone, but it's actually a woman, or to be more precise, a young girl."
"Then … this means that we have to find a young girl to be the sacrifice?" Unrestrained Pegasus asked.
"Correct." Feng Bujue nodded. At the same time, he pulled his hand back and stood up.
"It's too filthy! Let me crush this despicable god with my iron fist of justice! "Unconstrained Heavenly Steed swore.
"Killing him is a must. After all, the mission requires us to do so. However …" Feng Bujue paused for a moment and glanced at everyone meaningfully. "We can choose how to summon him …"
"The method of summoning might affect the difficulty of the boss battle …" Hong Hu speculated.
"I think so too." Uncle Worthless said, "But … we don't have any female players in our team. I'm afraid we can only choose the first option …"
His words stopped here, because at this moment, he felt a burning gaze on him.
"Brother Feng … What do you want to do …" Uncle Worthless suddenly became nervous.
Brother Jue stared at Uncle Worthless with a perverted look in his eyes. "Brother Worthless, do you still remember … the magical seal Risende gave you?"
After his reminder, everyone remembered.
"Yeah, there's such a trick!" Hong Hu added.
Atobe muttered, "Is it the camouflage ability?"
Unconstrained Heavenly Steed did not express his opinion. He looked at Uncle Worthless with a wide smile.
"You guys should know when to stop …" Uncle Worthless replied expressionlessly.
"You said it yourself. If we have no other choice, we can only choose the first summoning method." Feng Bujue put on a serious face again. "This means that using the method of desecrating the altar to summon the boss is not a good idea …" He paused before adding, "But now … it's not like we have no other choice, right?"
"I'd rather increase the difficulty of the boss battle …" Uncle Worthless replied. "I'll take responsibility for any loss."
Feng Bujue walked forward to pat Uncle Worthless on his shoulder and said with sincerity, "As a professional player … you have to put the team first …"
"Your dirty eyes that were filled with anticipation once again betrayed you …" Uncle Worthless pushed Brother Jue's hand away.
"Fine then …" Feng Bujue shrugged. "Since you're so against something as exciting as disguising yourself as a girl …" As he spoke, he took a step forward and stepped onto the altar. "We have no choice but to use the first method."
"What are you doing? Are you going to do a striptease?" Atobe narrowed his eyes. "If you are, please give me a heads-up so that I can gouge out my own eyes."
"Sigh … So be it, a girl it is." Uncle Worthless sighed and walked onto the altar. "Get down …" He pushed Brother Jue, and the latter used the momentum to leap back to the surface.
"Oh! A feminine version of Uncle Worthless … Suddenly, I'm looking forward to it. "Atobe's eyes widened with excitement.
"Humph … A bunch of perverts …" Hong Hu pushed his glasses up and scoffed.
"Yu Long, your hands that are shaking from excitement have already betrayed you." Imaginative Horse, who stood behind Hong Hu, mocked him.
"Xingshi, your eyes that are as wide as bells have betrayed you as well …" Feng Bujue turned around to mock Brother Ma.
"Actually, he's normally like this as well …" Atobe used both of his hands to gesture at his face. "He's always been like this …"
Hum!
While they were bickering, Uncle Worthless placed his hand on his shoulder and activated the talisman.
Suddenly, there was a flash of white light, and what appeared before the players was …
(After some consideration, I decided to skip this part of the description.)
"Urgh …" The four players turned around at the same time and vomited on the ground behind them.
"So, this is a scam …" When Uncle Worthless said that, his voice did not change at all. "Thankfully, there's no mirror. I don't want to end up like you."
"That … that happened …" Feng Bujue showed a serious expression that he had not seen before. "This appearance that transcends the sky … no, transcends the dimension … is really … Urgh …"
Imaginative Horse gasped for air. "Damn it … As a hero, it's wrong to judge a book by its cover, but …"
"It's because you bunch of perverts raised my expectations that I … Ah …" Ambitionist's vomit almost sprayed out from his esophagus onto the ground.
"This has nothing to do with the expectation, right?" Atobe used the gap between vomiting to roar. "Even Feng Bujue vomited!"
"Hey! What are you talking about … "Feng Bujue replied." Do I represent the bottom line of human decency? "
"Ha … You reap what you sow." Uncle Worthless laughed. "Alright, the quest time is limited. Stop messing around and prepare to fight the boss." Then, he slowly sat down and lay down on the altar. "Now, I only need to lie down, right?"
"Urgh …" When the four heard the word 'lie down', images flashed across their minds. Even though they did not look at Uncle Worthless, they could not help but vomit again.
"Hahahaha …" Suddenly, a burst of hearty laughter drifted over.
The voice was magnetic, thick, and distant.
Following the laughter, all the light stones in the hall glowed brightly. The light was so blinding that the players could not open their eyes. Only Uncle Worthless, who was wearing sunglasses, saw Waldron's entrance. A tear in time and space opened above the altar, and a human figure slowly descended from it.
Waldron was an elf man with sharp ears. He wore a light green robe, boots, and a hood. He carried a banjo on his back, and he looked like a bard. His appearance could only be described as' beautiful '. His brows were like a painting, and his aura was as majestic as a mountain. His every movement had the gentleness and elegance of a woman, but it did not lose the strength and coldness of a man.
It had to be said that compared to Uncle Worthless, who was lying on the altar, he formed an extreme contrast …
A few seconds later, the light around them dimmed, and the other four players opened their eyes to look back. By then, the tear in time and space had disappeared, and only Waldron's figure was left floating in the air.
The boss's first line after his appearance was …
"Hehe … My believers, very good. You've sent me another cute girl. I can't wait to play a song for her … Come, let me see your face, my dear young master … Ah!!!"
The magnetic, thick, and distant voice let out a scream that could only be heard when a chicken was being slaughtered.
"Ah! Ah!" Waldron could not believe his eyes. When he instinctively moved his eyes away, he could not help but look again. Therefore, he screamed twice more.
"What kind of reaction is this?" Atobe looked at the boss with pity.
Feng Bujue added, "This is … the feeling of being kicked in the balls every time you look at him …"
"You, you, you …" Waldron did not know what to say. Before he could form a sentence, he could not hold it in anymore …
The next second, Waldron dropped from the air and ran to the corner of the room. He leaned against the wall and started to vomit …
"Now's the time!" Feng Bujue took out the cleaver and ordered.
"Okay!" Atobe, Hong Hu, and Flying Horse answered in unison and rushed forward.
The four made use of the fact that the god's body and mind were in a half-collapsed state … and they killed the boss in one round of attacks.
…
Five minutes later …
"Ah … He seems to have returned," Uncle Worthless said.
The four who were facing away from him heard that and turned around.
"God …" Atobe wiped his sweat. "Thankfully, the duration of this' disguise 'is not that long."
At this time, they had already completed the previous main quest, [Use the altar in the Sacrificial Hall to summon and defeat the God of Wandering, Walkerr within 15 minutes]. The system notification had already sounded, but the next quest had not yet been refreshed.
"Phew …" Feng Bujue also gave a long sigh. "This is the easiest boss I've ever killed …"
"By the way … you were a bit too harsh earlier, weren't you?" Flying Horse glanced at the broken body in the corner and said, "Did you think he was a piece of meat? If not for the system's protection, even the few of us would have been injured by you. "
"You're right … I did think he was a piece of meat." Feng Bujue's answer was always so surprising. "Now … the food is ready."
"Are you saying that you don't feel well without human flesh, Siji?" Atobe added.
"Huh?" Feng Bujue turned around with a roguish expression and raised one of his arms to point at Waldron's body. "Is this a human? This is a god, okay? Even if we take a step back, this is still a fairy. "
"It feels weird to be a fairy …" Atobe replied.
"Tsk … You don't feel weird after eating pigs and chickens?" Feng Bujue scoffed. "You feel pity after seeing a humanoid creature? How can you face the creatures that you've turned into feces over the years? If you're so capable, why don't you switch to eating mushrooms for the rest of your life? "
"Why mushrooms? Even if you want to be a vegetarian, there are many choices …" Atobe said.
"Yes, with cucumber, eggplant, and carrot, it'll be perfect." Feng Bujue raised his brow.
"Don't cross the line …" Atobe seemed to hear the hidden meaning in that sentence, and he added with annoyance, "This kind of double trap is more than enough for you to be reported!"
"In any case, I have to eat this time. It's your choice to go hungry." Feng Bujue was too lazy to continue the discussion. He turned around and walked toward Waldron's body. "The next mission is coming soon. I need to use this time to cook some meat. That way, I can eat part of it and save the rest."
"This is crazy …" Looking at his Brother Jue's back, Uncle Worthless grumbled.
"A beast with a human face …" Unrestrained Pegasus added.
"How cruel …" Hong Hu added.
The three of them chatted among themselves as they followed Feng Bujue …
"Hey! In the end, he still followed! " Atobe was slapped in the face by these people, but after he complained, hesitation appeared on his face.
In the end … under the urging of hunger, he joined in as well …
…
Moments later, a delicious aroma filled the hall.
The juices dripped from the meat and splashed on the fire, creating a sizzling sound.
"Hmm … The branches of the Tree of Ridicule are indeed good at burning. Just two or three branches stacked together can maintain this fire for a long time." Feng Bujue chatted with his teammates.
At that moment, Brother Jue was holding the cleaver horizontally. Using the blade as a plate, he grilled a piece of meat that was cut from the rib.
"I know you want to lighten the atmosphere, but I think … it's better for us to remain silent …" Hong Hu added. He was also using an arrow. (Hong Hu had a few physical arrows in his inventory. They were consumables similar to special bullets.) He was grilling a piece of meat.
"Haha … At this point, are you still conflicted?" Feng Bujue sounded like a brothel owner. "From the moment you guys gathered here to pick out the meat, you should have realized …" He shrugged. "Ah … But I can understand you … Everything is like that. It's easy to go from one to two, but going from zero to one is as hard as climbing the heavens."
"That tone of yours that sounds like a drug dealer and your eyes that look like you're trying to force a woman into prostitution … That is so helpful." Ambitionist added another sarcastic remark to mock Brother Jue.
Actually, he was in a relatively good mood …
Uncle Worthless, Unrestrained Pegasus, and Atobe did not want to say anything.
Just as the curious atmosphere was getting more and more intense, the system notification came. [Main Mission has been updated.]
Pass through the corridor behind the altar in one hour and arrive at the Crystal Maze. "
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