"Monsters! Insults don't work on me! " After Unrestrained Pegasus saw the strange trees, he was no longer afraid. He yelled, "Take this! Pegasus Meteor Punch! "
Before he finished speaking, hundreds of silver white fist lights shot forward like numerous meteors, hitting the trees.
But … it was useless.
"Hahaha …" The Trees of Ridicule that were hit by the meteor punch started to laugh. They were not only unharmed, they even mocked Unrestrained Pegasus's attack. "Your punch is just like my little sister! Hahaha … "
"Damn it …" Brony's anger was ignited, and he raised his fists to attack again.
"Save your energy." Feng Bujue walked to his side and used a calm tone to advise him. He reached out to press on his shoulder. "They are not afraid of your attack. In fact, they are baiting you into attacking."
"So … these trees are masochists?" Atobe added.
"If that is a joke, then it is not a joke," Hong Hu said. "But if it is a deduction … then it is too unreliable."
Feng Bujue added, "Obviously, these trees are trying to delay our journey." He looked around. "They keep spouting trash talk to provoke us, to bait us into attacking." His gaze returned to Unrestrained Pegasus. "And your attack will only waste your energy and time. You will not get anything in return."
"Oh …" Brony nodded. "You have a point." He relaxed. "I understand. I have to ignore these monsters and stay calm."
"That's the spirit." Feng Bujue turned to Atobe. "Continue to clear the path."
Hearing that, Atobe turned to move forward.
While the players were conversing, the insults from the Trees of Ridicule were still echoing. Now that the five had resumed their journey, the insults from the trees intensified. However, they had decided to ignore them and try their best not to mind the content of those insults. They picked up their pace and moved forward with their heads lowered. They soon reached the heart of the Mocking Forest.
The trees there were thicker and denser. The vines were like tentacles that blocked the players' path. At that moment, Atobe's Trash Talker Tree Spirit Must Die could finally be put into use.
"Ah! Ah! Do you know what you're doing? Bastard! "When the axe chopped the vines, the strange trees kept groaning and cursing.
"I know." Atobe showed no mercy. He waved the axe with a carefree expression. "Why else would I be so happy doing it?" He revealed the expression of a member of the Chaotic Evil Faction, smirking as he slashed at the vines blocking his way.
Right then, Feng Bujue, who was following behind Atobe, seemed to be reminded of something. He turned back to ask, "By the way, Uncle Worthless, do you mind lending me a fire?"
Uncle Worthless took out a lighter from his pocket and tossed it to Brother Jue.
"Thanks." Feng Bujue raised his hand to catch the lighter. Then he picked up a small twig from the ground and tried to light the twig up.
"What are they doing?" Unconstrained Sky Steed asked.
"Testing the fuel," Feng Bujue replied.
"Oh …" Hong Hu understood the meaning of that sentence immediately. "Good idea."
"What are you guys talking about?" Unconstrained Sky Steed asked with confusion.
"He wants to test how long the branches can burn," Hong Hu explained. "A tree that can survive Pegasus Meteor Punch has to be special."
"So, that's why …" Uncle Worthless understood. "If the branches of the Tree of Mocking are indeed flammable and can burn for a long time, then we can collect some now to prepare for an emergency."
"Yes, you're right." Hong Hu said. "From the basic setting of this scenario, we have to start a fire to heat up food sooner or later, so it's important to plan ahead."
While they were talking, Feng Bujue had made some progress. "Aha! I knew it can be lit. "He spent some time and finally managed to ignite the branch in his hand.
Brother Jue tossed the lighter back to Uncle Worthless and quickly took out the catapult from his inventory. He floated the burning branch before the catapult. "Now … let's see how long this thing can burn."
"Hey! You * sshole! " A Tree of Ridicule next to him interrupted loudly. "Do you think doing this can change the outcome of your certain death? You are an idiot who thinks he's so smart! Your brain is as small as a mole's wedding utensils! You are a maggot that wriggles in the crevice of stupidity and arrogance! What you're doing is meaningless! It's as useless as translating the book 'How to Learn German' into German! "
"Haha …" Feng Bujue smiled at the tree. "What's wrong? Why are you so agitated? Did I just happen to be burning your (Beep —)? "
"You * sshole, come over here if you dare. Let's fight one-on-one!" the Tree of Mocking roared.
"I'm not coming over." Feng Bujue responded with a smirk. "Come and hit me if you dare, idiot."
"Hey, hey … You're persuading us to ignore these trees while you're having fun with them?" Hong Hu said. "After successfully collecting a lot of trash talk, you're ready to apply what you've learned?"
"Cut the crap … Yulong, you will die in front of me sooner or later, and your last line will be 'Since I was born, why was I born?'"
"You're suddenly coming at me? Are you crazy? "
"I'm bored anyway," Feng Bujue replied with a shrug.
After a while, Brother Jue leaned closer to look at the branch that was enveloped in flames. "Hmm … as I expected, even after burning for so long, the size of the branch shows no sign of shrinking, and there is no ash left behind." As he spoke, he released the button of the catapult and let the branch fall to the ground. He then stepped on it a few times. "Hmm … Very good. It's much easier to extinguish than to ignite."
He put away the catapult and said, "It's really a safe and flame-resistant material. It's a pleasant surprise. If the little match girl had a box of matches made of this wood, the story wouldn't have ended in tragedy. " He paused for a second, as if he had thought of something. "Oh, of course … If her father was a pervert, then a few years later, the story would still be …"
"Hey! You should know when to stop! "Ambitionist yelled and interrupted," Are you going to talk about something that will make you hot again? You're always thinking about something, aren't you? "
"Ah … I don't understand what you're talking about at all," Flying Pegasus said with a puzzled look. "But I feel that you two have a good relationship."
"Nonsense!" Hong Hu replied. "This person is not on my friend list at all."
"Hey! Guys. " Suddenly, Atobe spoke. He stopped moving and turned back to give his teammates a look. "Looks like we're in trouble …"
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