"Feng Bujue, Level 57
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"Huanhuan, Huanhuan … Welcome … to … Thriller Lele Lele … Garden."
Not long after he chose the script, the familiar opening speech came. But this time, the voice that read the opening speech was a slightly harsh digitalized voice that seemed to be simulated by software, and it sounded like it was speaking in a creepy way.
[Download complete. You are currently in Solo Survival Mode (Normal).]
"A scenario introduction is provided in this mode, and there is a chance of triggering hidden side missions and special world-building.
"Reward for clearing the scenario: Randomly draw a piece of excellent equipment.
"Playing the scenario introduction soon. The game will start immediately after that."
Thriller Paradise had been open for almost a year. Based on the players' experience, ninety-nine percent of the time, the reward for clearing a Normal Solo Dungeon would be one of the following:
One, an excellent quality equipment (with a chance of appearing 'suitable for current level' or 'usable').
Two, one to two random puzzle cards.
Three, a skill.
Four, extra EXP or Skill Points that match the difficulty.
Five, extra Game Coins.
Even though the game had been updated several times over the past year, and the Dream Company had been adjusting the frequency of certain missions in real time. For example, when most of the players in the server did not need to level up, the EXP reward would be decreased; when the exchange rate needed to be controlled, the Game Coins would be increased; when there were too many items in the Thriller Box, the Skill Points would be increased. Overall, the reward for clearing a Normal Solo Dungeon was not that special. Therefore, Brother Jue's reward for clearing the scenario was quite normal.
"This place is the focus of the whole world."
Not long after that, with the narration of a male voice in a 'reciting tone', the introductory cinematic started to play. Feng Bujue lost control of his body and entered 'viewing mode'.
At the beginning of the screen was a strange DNA sequence and some images that could only be observed with a microscope.
"Hmm … Could this be the scenario for the X-Men?" Before Feng Bujue heard the first sentence, he reacted quickly.
[This is the frontier of agricultural technology.]
"Huh?" However, the second sentence of the narrator made Brother Jue feel that something was amiss.
[Here lies the Jinkela Production Base, one of the top 500 companies in the world …]
"What the f * ck?" When the first half of the third sentence came out, Brother Jue was completely shocked.
At the same time, the CG also changed to match the narration. First, it cut into a few shots of the big city, and then suddenly inserted a very low-quality slideshow of a towering skyscraper.
[… United States San Diego International Agricultural Group] (For your personal safety, please do not search for this company online)
"Hey! Feng Bujue screamed in his heart, but that didn't stop the voice-over from continuing.
[This place is surrounded by forests and heavily guarded by 5,000 special forces. Every president of the United States of America would visit this place personally when they took office.]
[This place … supports American agriculture, leads the development of American agriculture, and influences the world's agriculture … Fly ~ higher, go ~ further!]
While the voice-over recited these shameful and questionable sentences, the CG also maintained its previous style. Many images were obviously stolen from various unrelated sources, and coupled with the narration, such as special forces, presidents, research institutes … Everything.
[United States San Diego International Agricultural Group President Count William enjoys the same honor as the President of the United States of America. In the past presidential elections, whoever San Diego supports will become the most powerful presidential candidate.]
"Oh my God …" After the initial shock, Feng Bujue soon entered a different state, and that was the content that he was listening to.
[A small atomic bomb changed the situation of the entire World War II …]
"Hmm … Knowledge in geography, politics, physics, history, and so on … No … common sense … They are all so lacking that it makes one feel joy and pity … That is indeed a skill." Brother Jue had entered his mocking mode when he heard this.
[A golden grain of Jinkela accelerated the development of global agriculture.]
[Jinkela is the top secret of the United States, along with nuclear weapons. It is a nuclear weapon that changed the agricultural situation of a country. Its importance is self-evident!]
"Without a doubt … The person who wrote this is the nuclear weapon of the advertising industry … I admit defeat."
[Jinkela, the essence of 80 natural rare minerals; Jinkela, large-scale computer targeted production, precision extraction at 30,000 degrees Celsius; One kilogram of Jinkela raw material costs up to 5 million USD …]
"The word 'value' should be added at the end of the raw material. This script is really worrying … But, if … there really is a refined material that can withstand high temperatures 20 times higher than the melting point of titanium alloy without being vaporized, then the cost per kilogram would be reasonable."
[The amount of resources refined each year is limited. Jinkela, zero waste, zero loss, and zero evaporation of fertilizers; Jinkela, activates nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium deposited in the soil 2 meters below the surface …]
"Wait a minute … There's no more meaning to the phrase 'limited in quantity' after the contextual twist. The content after has nothing to do with this sentence, then why is the first half of the sentence added here? "Feng Bujue was confused by the novelist's occupational disease.
[Jinkela, the world's farmers gain the most with the least investment; Jinkela, the agricultural modernization of 68 countries five years ahead of schedule.]
"So, the key to agricultural modernization is all in fertilizers …"
[Every day, from the Holy Land Yago International Agricultural Group … 3,000 special trains, 1,000 cargo ships, and 500 airplanes loaded with Jinkela are sent to 129 countries around the world.]
"Let's not talk about whether the railways, docks, and airports in 129 countries can handle the unloading needs of your special trains, freighters, and planes … Let's talk about the shipment volume … Were you kidding me when you said 'limited quantity'?"
"Technology is the primary productive force that drives economic development …"
"A company using 3,000 special trains, 1,000 cargo ships, and 500 airplanes to transport goods that cost 5 million USD per kilogram every day, and it's a 'full load' … Is the world's economy still necessary for development?"
"Fertilizer mixed with Jinkela, one bag can replace two bags of fertilizer! Fertilizer mixed with Jinkela, the yield of wheat per mu is 1,800 USD! "
"America, Holy Land Yago. America · Shengdiyage ~ "
When the last sentence was read, the narrator purposely used an English accent to read the last two words, as if it was very classy.
“SHENGDIYAGE？ SanDiego？” Feng Bujue only knew two places that could be translated into Holy Land Yago. One was San Diego, California, and the other was the capital of Chile. "And it's written as Shengdiyage, pronounced as God Crushes Dogs?"
Just as Brother Jue's sarcasm was getting stronger and stronger, the introduction ended there.
After watching this weird opening cinematic that felt like it was an advertisement that was forced to make the viewers feel superior, Feng Bujue regained the ability to move.
"Ah … The teleportation point is inside the forest?" Brother Jue, who stood still, scanned his surroundings as usual.
The tall trees, the dense vegetation, the undulating terrain, and the low cries of birds and beasts … all of these indicated that this was not a park or something like that.
"Main quest triggered."
The main quest for this scenario came very quickly. In less than ten seconds, the announcement appeared in Feng Bujue's ears.
He opened the mission tab and saw a clear mission instruction. "Explore the forest and find and infiltrate the headquarters of America's Holy Land Yago International Agriculture Group."
"Ha … ha ha …" Feng Bujue laughed drily and mumbled to himself, "Is that so … In other words, in the countless parallel universes, there is a Jinkela universe with a setting that is even more ridiculous than a joke?" He shrugged. "Needless to say, there are at least five thousand special forces in this forest."
He was right …
Just as he finished speaking, a series of "da da da" sounds were heard.
In that second, at least three assault rifles fired at Feng Bujue from three different directions.
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