Note: The pirate song in this chapter is adapted from South Park S1307's Song of the Somali Pirates. If there is any similarity, it is not a coincidence.
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"Welcome to Thriller Paradise!"
A sonorous and powerful male voice that seemed to carry a hint of drunkenness spoke the opening remarks.
[Download complete. You are currently in Treasure Hunt mode.]
"This mode provides a scenario introduction, and there is a chance to trigger hidden side missions and special worldbuilding.
"Reward for clearing the scenario: A part of the treasure found.
"Additional reward for the mode: 300% EXP.
"Playing the scenario introduction soon. The game will start immediately after that."
At that point, the introductory cinematic started to play.
Once it started … dark clouds rolled, lightning flashed, wind howled, and giant waves rose to the sky.
The dark sky was like an enraged beast, and the dark sea was like an abyss.
At that moment, wind, thunder, water, and darkness … these four natural forces that were far beyond the power of man were mixed together to ravage a sailboat that was sailing on the sea.
"YOO ~ HOO ~ YOO ~ HOO ~"
Initially, there was only the sound of wind and thunder in the cinematic, but after a while … the voice from the other track became clearer and louder.
Feng Bujue soon recognized that … someone was singing (in English).
The singer had a hoarse voice. Using a unique voice that seemed to be in the final stages of laryngeal cancer, and in a slightly tipsy state, he sang a song that was wild and unruly, yet full of masculinity.
[We drink, we plunder, we do whatever we want (We drink _ and _ we _ pillage _ and _ we _ do _ what _ we _ please) …]
[We can get it all for free (And _ we _ get _ all _ we _ want _ for _ free)]
"We will take care of you first, and then we will steal your girl. We are the pirates of chaos (We'll kick your ass, Then we'll f * * k your ass, Chaos Pirates we)!
[Let's "Yo Ho Ho" (So _ with _ a _ yo _ ho _ ho) ~]
At this point, the voice paused for a second.
The next second, at least ten men replied in unison, "Yo ~ Ho ~ Ho ~ Ho ~"
Then the voice sang again. "Let's sing again (And with ye _ he _ hee ~) ~"
The crowd sang again. "Yee ~ Hee ~ Hee ~"
After interacting with each other for a while, he sang again with his hoarse voice: [We'll take _ to _ the _ Chaos _ Sea!]
"We brave the hurricane, we'll scare your balls, we're the pirates of chaos (We'll brave the squalls, And we'll roam your balls, Chaos Pirates we)!"
At this point, everyone added another sentence: [We are Chaos Pirates (Chaos _ Pirates _ We) ~]:
Then, the solo part of the song was over, and it turned into a chorus …
"We leave our hometown, we leave our mother, for plunder and revelry (We'll leave our homes and we'll leave our mudders to go on a pillaging spree) ~"
"We'll cut off your ears, break your toes, and make you drink our pee (We'll cut off your ears and break your toes and make you drink our pee) ~"
[If you sail into our waters, it's best if you listen to this decree first. (And _ if _ you _ sail _ in _ to _ our _ waters _ you _ best _ hear _ this _ decree) ~]
[We will take your boat and throw you into the sea ~ Because we are Chaos Pirates (We'll take your boat, Ander _ set _ yer _ as _ afloat, Chaos _ pirates _ we)!]
When Feng Bujue heard this, he felt that this discordant song was about to end …
He didn't expect that there would be more … And those guys wanted to play tricks.
Two seconds later, the lower-pitched pirates sang, "Let's do it together, YO ~ HO ~ HO ~"
Right on the heels of that, the pirates with high-pitched voices joined in: [YO ~ HO ~ HO ~]
The bass section sang again: "Cheat and cheat again (Ander _ a _ trick _ a _ little _ do) ~"
The higher-pitched voices sang again. "Cheat and cheat (And we'll cheat and cheat)!"
Finally, both sides sang again. "We'll happily smash your face, cut off your penis and feed it to the crocodiles. We're the pirates of chaos (We'll shoot you in the face with Glee, We'll cut off your penis and feed it to a crocodile, Chaos Pirates we)!"
After singing this line, finally … this crude, profanity-filled, violent, and intimidating "Pirate Song of Chaos" was over.
Unknowingly, the camera zoomed in from a distance to a close-up.
Just now, along with the pirates' singing, the CG gradually zoomed in. A long shot of the pirates "fighting" with the waves on the sea naturally played out and ended with the song.
When the last note of the song ended, the camera zoomed in through the door of the captain's cabin and stopped on a man.
The man in the black captain's suit looked to be in his early forties. He had a thick beard and a ferocious face. Even though he wasn't particularly burly and wasn't very tall, he always gave people the feeling that he was full of power. It was as though no matter how tall his opponent was, they wouldn't be able to withstand a single blow from him.
"The death of the Four Pillar Gods caused a disturbance in the Sea of Chaos."
At this moment, the real narration finally came online.
"The legendary pirate, Blackbeard, who should have stayed in the" dead "for a longer period of time, returned to this turbulent world ahead of time."
"Now, he has retrieved his ship, Queen Anna's Revenge, and led a large number of new crew members and a few of his old subordinates to embark on an expedition."
At this point, the camera zoomed in on the table in front of Blackbeard.
At this time, a nautical chart was spread out on the table. The paper of the chart was yellowed, and the writing on it was very blurry. However, various outlines and some obvious markings could still be made out.
"Pirates are free, but freedom doesn't mean that they are blind."
"The great Blackbeard has already made a set of plans for his future journey. Now, he needs to go to a place called Devil Chomp Island to look for a very important old subordinate. At the same time, he needs to find a treasure that he hid on the island."
Almost at the moment when the word "treasure" was uttered, Feng Bujue was released from "observation mode" and immediately regained the ability to move.
However, the situation that he was faced with next was …
"Hmm … The 'safe zone' after entering the dungeon is a little narrow …" Brother Jue only took five seconds to confirm one thing. He was hiding in a wooden wine barrel.
There was a hole in a wooden board not far from his face.
Not long after that, Feng Bujue saw a pirate who looked like a small fry through the hole. He saw … the man had a drunken smile on his face as he staggered step by step toward Feng Bujue, the 'wine barrel'.
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