In the Holy Cathedral of Fire, the atmosphere became awkward again after the threat was resolved. It couldn't be helped. Who asked Tang En to be in such an awkward position?
The reason was that not only did Tang En get to enjoy the excellent ball, but he also enjoyed the beautiful scenery of the plains and forests.
Where else could he find such a good thing?
Coco, who was usually carefree but was now especially shy, almost jumped up. She was so embarrassed and angry that her tail stood up. "You clearly knew that we weren't wearing any clothes, but you didn't remind us. You just kept staring at us, right?!"
Tang En, who had gained an advantage, pretended to be stupid. "What are you talking about? There's too much smoke here. I can't see anything clearly. "
Coco shrieked. "You clearly saw everything, but you're still pretending. You're such a terrible person! Scum! You have to take responsibility! "
"Okay, I admit that I did see it."
"You're finally willing to admit it?! Have you decided to take responsibility?! "
"No, it's not a problem of responsibility … I just suddenly thought of a good idea for you."
Tang En rubbed his chin. "Since one person can't cover it, why don't the two of you hug each other? It'll perfectly block the view. "
That's right!
What he said was very reasonable!
Coco and Vanilla hugged each other without thinking.
Tang En's breathing stopped. He looked at the two cat girls hugging each other with satisfaction.
"What a beautiful sight, what a beautiful sight …"
"Oh no! We've been tricked! "
Vanilla's expression changed slightly. He immediately wanted to break free, but Coco refused to let go. "What are you doing?!"
"Are you stupid?!"
Vanilla panicked. "It's even worse if we do this! We're completely satisfying this guy's bad taste! "
The four perfectly round hemispheres were tightly pressed together. They were even squashed out of shape because they were hugging too tightly. Their fair skin rubbed against each other. One couldn't help but fantasize about what kind of heavenly experience it would be to be sandwiched in the middle …
Hiss …
Tang En trembled and suddenly came back to his senses.
Not good, this was really not good!
He actually felt like he had been successfully seduced by the two cat girls!
How could this be!
He was a man who had sworn to marry Aiguin, so how could he be tempted by two mere cat-eared girls?!
A well-tested man would never be tempted by cats, dogs, foxes, rabbits, and so on!
Elven girls, only elven girls were a man's life!
Tang En repeatedly muttered Aiguin's name in his heart. He finally cleared his mind and calmed down.
"The baptism is over? Put on your clothes. "
Tang En silently turned around and called back Nola, who was flying around happily in the sky.
She was just about to fly into a rage out of humiliation when that big pervert suddenly became serious. She actually felt a little uncomfortable.
"That's just how he is. You just have to get used to it."
Vanilla was already used to it. She struggled out of Coco's embrace and immediately went to put on her clothes.
Coco could only quickly put on her clothes.
After getting permission, Tang En turned around, his gaze rather calm. "The baptism is over just like that?"
"Although it was interrupted by the appearance of the aura of Chaos, it can be considered over for the time being."
Vanilla looked at Tang En expressionlessly. "It would have been perfect if nothing happened after that."
"No one wanted this to happen."
Like hell, you clearly wanted it to happen!
"Come to think of it …"
Coco sized up Tang En and said doubtfully, "How did you step into the Holy Cathedral of Fire?"
"Hmm?"
After the sudden situation ended, Coco and Vanilla realized that something was wrong.
"There's a Banishing Divine Word here. Those without permission or blessing can't enter. Even within the Fire God Vatican, only a few people can enter. How did you enter?"
Tang En shrugged. "Probably because I'm a little special?"
In any case, his body was a perfect body created by the Gods of the Divine Realm. It definitely did not lack Calomarif's power. The Banishing Divine Word of the Holy Cathedral of Fire was naturally ineffective against him.
"If you don't want to say it, then forget it."
Coco scoffed at this reason. She obviously did not believe him.
Special? Who in this world was not special? Everyone was unique, but there had never been anyone who could ignore the Divine Word Enchantment before.
"I can't help it if you don't believe me."
Tang En suddenly asked curiously, "Speaking of which, if the two of you were baptized naked here, would Calomarif see it clearly?"
Coco and Vanilla's expressions changed slightly. They scolded Tang En in unison, "Don't be rude to Lord Fire God! (x2) "
"Uh."
Coco said very seriously, "Lord Fire God is a God who controls the fate of Orcs and Warriors. How can he be as vulgar as you?"
"That's right."
Vanilla said calmly, "As a God, Lord Fire God can have any kind of maid he wants. Why would he need to peek at us? Tang En Majesty, please don't judge others by your own standards, okay? "
What do you know? This is called fun …
"If it were anyone else, we would have seen them as enemies just by insulting Lord Fire God," Coco said.
"But since it's Lord Tang En, we'll pretend we didn't hear it. Please don't say such rude things in the future."
"Warriors have nowhere to vent their energy. The God of War must be the same. Maybe he's staring at us from the Divine Realm and drooling … I'll take back my words for now."
Seeing the two cat girls glaring at him, Tang En could only shrug. However, he still suspected that Calomarif would peek at them …
"Smack!"
A ball of lava suddenly splashed out and hit Tang En in the face.
Coco, "…"
Vanilla, "…"
Tang En, "…"
"See," Coco said proudly, "I told you there would be divine punishment!"
Twain wiped off the hot magma and looked up at the sky. His gaze seemed to want to penetrate the void and meet the gaze of a certain existence in another space.
"What are you looking at, you bastard!"
A low voice suddenly exploded in Tang En's ears.
Tang En was shocked. "Who is it?!"
"Who do you think I am?!"
Tang En looked at the place where the voice came from. It was the altar of the Holy Cathedral of Fire!
Coco and Vanilla were stunned when they heard the voice.
"Calomarif?!"
Tang En sucked in a breath of hot air. "Are you crazy?! Nisclaire said you'll destroy the world barrier if you show up rashly — "
"F * ck the world barrier!"
Calomarif roared in exasperation. "My reputation is going to be ruined by you. How can I sit still?!"
"Huh?"
"You're the one who's peeping! Do you think I won't reveal what you did with the Arcane Eye?! "
'F * ck you, you already said it, okay?!'
Tang En said calmly, "What are you talking about? I don't understand at all. "
"F * ck you, don't play dumb with me! I don't understand how such an important mission can fall on a weakling like you! "
Tang En said without hesitation, "Don't think about it if you don't understand. I'm also curious."
"F * ck you, that's easy for you to say. Boy, I'm talking to you to tell you that I don't like peeping!"
"Oh? Is that so? "
Tang En said expressionlessly, "Then how did you know we were talking about you peeping?"
"You …"
Silence! He was silent!
Coco and Vanilla panicked. Oh great God of Fire! How can you be silent at a time like this?!
You should refute immediately!
Your silence will make our devout faith disappear!
"Because I can hear you through the altar!" Calomarif roared hysterically. "Because I can hear your voices through the altar! Do you understand?! I never peep! Not before! Not now! Not in the future! "
Your silence just now made your words unconvincing!
"There's another thing. What you did in Ellington was seen by Nisclare and the others. Everyone thinks that you should be on the right path. What you need to do next is to continue to expand this advantage and integrate the unique characteristics of the two civilizations to make up for the shortcomings of Prandal."
Tang En complained, "You make it sound easy. Do you know how tired I am? I wanted to go on strike several times, okay? "
Calomarif said coldly, "If you work hard, you may have the possibility of enjoying a long life. If you go on strike, you will only be destroyed with this world. You choose."
"Okay, okay, okay. You're all bosses. You have the final say. I'm just a poor wage earner. I accept my fate. But can you improve the welfare of the employees?"
Tang En took the opportunity to complain. "You caught me to save the world, but you didn't give me an encyclopedia. You don't even have information on climbing technology. You're all relying on the half-baked knowledge in my brain. The efficiency is too slow!"
"We've given you enough resources. It's up to you to use them flexibly."
Calomarif growled, "The future of this world depends on you — and you."
Calomarif suddenly said to Coco and Vanilla, "My saintesses, don't blame me for not giving you an enlightenment. The situation is too troublesome … It's so troublesome that I don't know how to explain it to you so that you can understand."
Very good, very honest.
Tang En dared to swear on his two lives of integrity that he had never heard of a god calling himself "Laozi" to his believers.
"It's really the great Lord Calomarif!"
Coco and Vanilla fell to their knees in front of the altar. Suddenly hearing the voice of the true god they believed in, they were so excited that tears streamed down their faces.
They directly ignored Calomarif's vulgar words.
F * ck, religious brainwashing is too scary.
Tang En pursed his lips. If he heard his own god calling himself "Laozi" every day, he would definitely change his faith.
"Anyway, don't kneel for now. I have something to tell you."
Calomarif went straight to the point. "The guy over there called Tang En is the messenger chosen by the gods of the divine realm to save the world. His actions represent my will … F * ck, talking like this is so tiring. In short, he is my incarnation. If you have anything to say, listen to him, understand?!"
Messenger?!
Coco and Vanilla stared at Tang En, dumbfounded.
Save the world?!
Him?!
Noticing Coco and Vanilla's suspicious gazes, Tang En couldn't help but roll his eyes. As expected, this world should be destroyed!
"Then I'll leave first —"
The expressionless Tang En stopped him. "Wait, don't go! You better explain it to me clearly! What do you mean by a weakling like me? "
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