Prerequisite: You like a girl very much and want to spend the rest of your life with her. She is the most important person in your heart.
Current situation: You've bumped into another girl in the hot spring. You've barely avoided the fate of being chopped into a boat, but now you've bumped into another girl. In the end, you've even bumped into the girl you secretly like.
Then question: How should I deal with the current situation to continue to maintain the affection level?
Tang En's way of dealing with it was … decisive and frank.
"I just came here."
Tang En cleverly skipped the process of fighting with Grandia, hinting to Aiguin that he came in after they left. Then he whispered, "Elsa is also inside. It's not convenient for me to go in."
"Not convenient? Why? "
Aiguin was a little puzzled. "The hot spring pool is so big. It's enough."
Dear, I'm kneeling to you! That's not the key to the problem!
Tang En did not know what Aiguin was thinking. Did she really not care that he was being honest with another woman?
In fact, Tang En guessed correctly.
Aiguin certainly did not mind. In her eyes, Tang En was her good friend. In addition, Tang En was now the king of the humans and had a queen. She did not think that he would have any feelings for her. It was precisely because she thought so simply that she did not have too many worries.
Back to the bathing matter, when the two of them fought against Enoch the Burier, she and Tang En had already been honest with each other. There was nothing to be embarrassed about. Therefore, at this moment, Aiguin stood in front of Tang En without any awkwardness. She smiled and said, "Since we've met, why don't we bathe together?"
Together!
Tang En's heart beat wildly. Bathing together with Aiguin! This was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
How could he refuse! How could he refuse!? But — but Elsa was inside!
"I … don't think it's convenient …"
Tang En smiled and said, "After all, it's not fair to Elsa …"
Elsa's mouth popped out of the water. She blushed and stuttered, "If … if it's Brother King, I … I don't mind …"
You don't mind? What the hell, little Elsa, what do you mean by this!? Don't speak carelessly. Otherwise, if you get misunderstood, your grandfather will hunt me down and kill me!
Although he wasn't afraid of them, he couldn't fight back. It was very awkward!
"There's no problem then."
Aiguín smiled as she pulled Tang En's hand and walked towards the hot spring. She muttered, "Grandia was here just now, but she soaked for too long and felt a little dizzy. I'll send her back first. Otherwise, we can all go together."
Together? Then wouldn't that little girl go crazy?
Tang En's body was extremely stiff. He even turned as he walked. His left hand was pulled by Aiguín, and it accidentally brushed past her smooth waist. Tang En's whole body quivered and his face turned red.
Heavens!
He didn't expect that his dream would come true so easily!
Gods! You still love me!
Tang En sincerely praised the gods in his heart. Then, he soaked in the hot spring with Aiguín. The distance between the two was very close. Under Tang En's deliberate control, he was almost stuck to Aiguín's side, but he also carefully maintained a little distance.
Aiguín didn't react. After she sat down, she started to focus on washing her blonde hair. Although her hair was spotless and very clean, she was still very patient.
Elsa had just made a bold statement. When she saw that Tang En had really returned, she immediately hugged her body shyly and squatted in the water. Only the area above her nose was exposed. When she breathed out, gurgling sounds could be heard.
Soaking in the hot spring with two beauties, one big and one small, is very awkward. What should I do? One of them is the goddess I have a crush on! Waiting online urgently!
"Let me tell a joke."
Tang En was quick-witted and immediately thought of a way to save the situation. "Let me ask you, who is the painter's husband?"
"The painter's husband?"
Aiguín and Elsa were both stunned. What kind of joke was this? There was no beginning or end, and there was no hint at all.
Aiguín said very honestly, "I don't know. Three Leaves should be the painter, but she doesn't have a husband."
Looking at Aiguín's innocent expression, Tang En already knew the answer. He said weakly, "… The painter's husband is an illustrator."
Elsa couldn't help but ask curiously, "Why?"
"Because … Because …"
Tang En was in despair. He didn't expect that he would have to explain why he came up with such a dirty joke.
How the f * ck was he going to explain this?
A simple-minded elven hero and an immature girl. How could he have the nerve to teach them about physiology and hygiene?
If they didn't understand these things, the joke wouldn't be funny at all!
"Ugh."
Tang En bitterly realized that even though he had been tested by the Internet for a long time, there wasn't a single normal joke in his mind. It was all dirty jokes!
If he were to tell it to the veterans, such as Laura and Haley, he would definitely get the best effect. However, if he were to tell it to Aiguín and Elsa, it would only cause an awkward silence.
Just as Tang En was wondering if he should come up with a real joke to liven up the atmosphere, Aiguín very considerately changed the topic and asked, "Tang En, why are you going to the Ronitan Kingdom? Are you going to solve the problem of the southern coast? "
"The southern coast?"
Tang En was stunned. "What's wrong with the southern coast?"
"You don't know?"
Aiguín looked at him a little strangely. "The spatial structure of the southern coast is very fragile, and small Chaos Gates often appear. The City of Silver has always been above the Ronitan Kingdom for this reason."
"Then what can I do if I go?"
Tang En smiled bitterly. "The problem there is very serious. It's useless to fix it."
Yes, the spatial structure of the southern coast was a problem left over from history. The second war of Chaos broke out there. The huge Chaos Gate opened there, and the Chaos Army spread across the entire world from there.
Although the war was won in the end, the aftereffects of the opening of the huge Chaos Gate made the space of the southern coast extremely fragile. Small and small Chaos Gates often appeared intermittently, and occasionally, medium-sized Chaos Gates would appear. The City of Silver was thus trapped here, unable to leave at all.
Jean had tried to repair the space here, but unfortunately, the spatial problem was too troublesome. Repairing a small area was useless, and it would soon be disturbed by the surrounding unstable space again. Unless the space of the entire southern coast could be completely repaired in one go, patching it bit by bit would be useless.
"I thought you were going to investigate the situation."
Aiguín was quite optimistic about Tang En. His power had a natural advantage against Chaos, but unfortunately, he still couldn't fully utilize the power of that flame.
Investigate? Tang En secretly glanced at the snow-white hemisphere half immersed in the hot spring. Compared to investigating the southern coast, I'm more interested in investigating the situation in the central mountain range.
Elsa, who was hiding at the side, looked at Aiguín enviously. The young girl was very envious of her skin and figure.
Yes, even though Aiguín's bun wasn't very big, it was still bigger than Elsa's. Coupled with the elf's naturally tall and slender figure and flawless white skin, it was a perfect combination. Even Elsa couldn't help but feel a rush of excitement, let alone Tang En.
"It's useless to investigate the situation. I heard Jean talk about the situation there before."
Tang En changed his position and secretly peeked at Aiguín from the corner of his eyes. Although Aiguín asked him to stay, he felt embarrassed to look at her openly.
Aiguín agreed. She gently pulled up her long hair, revealing her white neck. "Jean has made a lot of contributions to fight against Chaos. His character is very noble."
Tang En subconsciously said, "Yes, as white as snow …"
"Hmm?"
Tang En immediately withdrew his gaze. "I mean, his character is as white as the snow on top of the mountain."
"Indeed."
Aiguín nodded and suddenly said, "Say, if we combine the power of you, me, and Jean, can we work together to solve the problem of the southern coast?"
"The three of us?"
Tang En was a little embarrassed. "I don't know. I can't guarantee the result, but there should be some effect."
Jean and Aiguín were both legendary heroes, and their strength had reached the peak of the legendary realm. Although Tang En did not have legendary laws and domain power, he had infinite magic power. His true strength was immeasurable. If the three of them worked together, they might really be able to temporarily contain the situation on the southern coast, or at least not let it continue to deteriorate.
Aiguín was refreshed. She turned to Tang En and said, "Then it's settled. When we reach the Lonitant, after you've settled the matter on your side, we'll go to the City of Silver to find Jean and go to the southern coast together."
As a legendary hero and the agent of Nisclaire, her lifelong wish was to completely destroy Chaos. In order to realize this wish, she had been running around the Prandal. This time, she was very happy to see the hope of solving the problem from Tang En.
Tang En's breathing stagnated, and he swallowed with some difficulty. Dear, don't face me like this. I'm under a lot of pressure!
Not long after removing Angus' Partial Hardening, the Megalosaurus woke up uncontrollably again.
"No, no problem …"
"Great, thank you."
Aiguín smiled sweetly, and Tang En instantly felt that the whole night sky had become bright.
I can't! I can't take it anymore!
"I'll leave first!"
Tang En covered his crotch and fled the hot spring in a sorry state.
Elsa dared to pop her head out and asked curiously, "Sister Aiguín, what happened to King Bro?"
Aiguín looked blank. "I don't know."
You don't know?
Tang En was on the verge of tears. It was so late at night. Were they not going to let him sleep?
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