In the Plaza of Holy Light, the soldiers and priests maintained order as they waited patiently for help. At the same time, the Datang Chamber of Commerce's booth became the best choice for them to pass the time.
With a large enough booth and loud enough sound, people standing far away could clearly see what was happening. The interesting program quickly attracted the attention of these people, and the name of the Great Tang Chamber of Commerce was inadvertently remembered by them.
"Oh oh oh! Put in more effort! Last question! "
"Last question! If you get it right, you'll be the champion! "
A burst of cheers came from not far away, and it piqued the curiosity of Eluri, who was comforting the patients.
She remembered that it was the Datang Chamber of Commerce's booth. Although she had never been there, Olga had told her about the Datang Chamber of Commerce, so she knew something about it.
But why was it so lively today?
"What's going on there?"
Hearing the Saintess suddenly talking to him, the guard was flattered. "Your Highness, that's the Datang Chamber of Commerce's booth. They're holding an event to celebrate the Glorious Ceremony. I think it's called 'I'm the Big Winner' …"
Eluri frowned, and she was even more curious.
Seeing the Saintess frowning, the guard's heart ached, and he subconsciously reached out to smooth her brows. But the next moment, he suddenly realized and withdrew his hand in shame.
What a filthy desire … The Saintess was so pure, how could he let his hands taint her purity?
Eluri suddenly smiled, because she saw Princess Aurelia.
The Saintess' smile had a strange magic, and it made the souls of the people around her sublimate, as if they were purified. A group of people fell to their knees in front of her.
The guards who were closer to her felt their hearts beat wildly, and they lowered their heads, not daring to look at the Saintess' face. They felt that it was blasphemy to look at the Saintess' face.
"… Then the last question, please listen to it … Hehe … Ahem, which part of a man is big, rough, and hard?"
After reading the question, Marlene couldn't help but laugh. Her face was flushed red.
His Lordship is really too … too bad. If I didn't know this question in advance, who would have thought of the answer!
Fiona and Tina, who were standing next to Tang En, blushed. Fortunately, Tang En had told them the answer before. Otherwise, they would definitely misunderstand.
On the other hand, Elsa and Elijah didn't understand this at all, so they didn't feel anything strange. Therefore, when they saw the people below roaring with laughter, the two girls were confused.
"Host, is it really appropriate for you to ask this question in front of so many people?"
The two contestants who were vying for the championship were in a bad mood. Their faces were bitter and they were unable to speak. The questions at the beginning were still normal. Why did the style suddenly change towards the end?
"Of course, these questions are the results of our careful selection. There's definitely no problem."
Carl held back his laughter. "The countdown starts now! Ten, nine, eight … "
"Alright! For the championship! I don't want my old face anymore! "
A contestant hit the button in front of him and shouted with his eyes closed, "It's D- O!"
"Oh …"
The ladies below the stage all covered their faces and giggled. The men also chuckled. After all, men were naturally immune to dirty jokes. There were many taverns that heard it, so of course, they wouldn't be embarrassed.
Aurelia, who had just come over, heard the contestant's answer and she was in a bad mood.
Aurelia stared at Tang En with a black face. This guy actually prepared this kind of question in this kind of situation … Is he really rotten inside?
After answering the question, the contestant breathed a sigh of relief. No matter what, winning the championship was the most important thing!
"Clang clang — Unfortunately, wrong answer!"
Karl chuckled. "Continue the countdown — seven, six —"
"What!? Wrong!? "
"Impossible! How can this answer be wrong? "
"It's big, thick, and hard. Of course, it's only D- O that women like!"
The ladies who were laughing were also stunned. The answer was wrong? How could it be?
Of course, women liked that kind of thing!
Although she was disgusted by Tang En's question, Aurelia was also stunned. From what she knew, the answer was definitely that!
But the answer was wrong?
The last two contestants who were vying for the championship were sweating profusely, especially the contestant who shouted the answer loudly. He was full of confidence, but in the end, he was defeated.
It was fine if the answer was right. Although it was a little embarrassing, at least he would be the champion. But if the answer was wrong, not only would he not be the champion, but he would also lose face. It was a big loss!
What was it? What was it?
"— — Three — — Two — — One! Time's up! "
Carl laughed and said, "Unfortunately, it seems that no one can guess the answer to this question. Do you choose to skip this question and continue to challenge the next question, or do you choose to give up the challenge and be the joint runner-up after hearing the answer?"
So the two contestants were in a dilemma again.
"Listen to the answer! Listen to the answer! Listen to the answer! "
Before they could make a choice, the audience below was not happy. They were anxious to hear the answer to the previous question.
Looking at the angry crowd, the two contestants panicked. If they chose not to listen to the answer and continued to challenge, they would probably be torn to pieces by the crowd later.
The two looked at each other and said, "Shall we give up?"
"I think so."
"We give up."
"You mean you want to hear the answer?"
The two nodded.
"Then, I'll tell you the answer."
Marlene said with a red face, "The question is: Which part of a man is big, thick, and hard? The answer to this question is — — "
She dragged out her words, which suddenly whetted the audience's appetite. Even Aurelia could not help but straighten her neck and hold her breath, waiting for the answer.
"The answer is — — rich, thick, and hard!"
As soon as the answer came out, there was an uproar.
"What a joke! Who can guess this kind of answer! "
"That's right! Obviously, D and O are the correct answers! "
Karl pressed his hands down and said, "Calm down, calm down … Actually, this is a question of benevolence and wisdom. Your thoughts are too dirty, that's why you thought of that kind of answer …"
"Shh — —"
The group of people looked at Karl with disdain.
"You don't believe me? Fine, I'll ask another question. If you don't guess correctly, it means that your thoughts are too dirty! "
Karl cleared his throat, looked at the script, and continued, "There is a thing on the human body that is made up of two pieces of meat. There is hair on the meat. If you keep digging between the two pieces of meat with your fingers, water will flow out. If you poke it with something hard, it will hurt and it will bleed. So, what is the answer?"
Karl smiled. Fortunately, the Lord was quick-witted. He knew that these people would definitely complain, so he prepared in advance. Otherwise, it would have been difficult to deal with.
"Eh — — he actually asked this kind of question!"
"Dirty!"
"Too erotic!"
The ladies could not stand it anymore. They covered their faces and wanted to leave, but the program was so exciting that they really did not want to leave. They could only force themselves to stay, and at the same time, they were curious about the answer.
What was it?
What could it be?
Even Princess Aurelia unconsciously frowned and thought.
If it were up to her, the answer could only be that thing, but Karl just said that the answer could not be that kind of answer …
Karl waved his hand and said, "Time's up! What's your answer? "
"It's that …"
"It can only be that, right?"
"Bao O, it can only be Bao O!"
The group of people nodded in agreement. Other than Bao O, they could not think of any other answer.
"You see, I said that your thoughts are too dirty."
Karl smiled and said, "The answer to this question is — — the eyes."
When the answer came out, everyone was dumbfounded. Although they felt that something was wrong, they were speechless.
That's right, the eyes were indeed two pieces of meat. There was hair on top and bottom. If you rubbed it, water would come out, and if you poked it, it would bleed …
But … why did they feel that something was wrong?
Karl took the opportunity to say, "That's why I said that everyone was too impatient. Think about it, today is a grand festival. How could the questions we asked on such an occasion be that kind of answer?"
That was true. Moreover, the Cathedral of Holy Light was not far ahead. If they kept asking dirty questions, wouldn't it be blasphemy?
Thus, the commotion in the crowd subsided for the time being.
Princess Aurelia was so angry that she almost laughed. This Karl was indeed a host recommended by that bastard. His skin was really thick!
If he did not want people to misunderstand, then he should not have asked such strange questions that would deliberately lead people to other places!
Asking these questions, it was obvious that he wanted people to misunderstand him!
Bad taste!
It was a truly evil taste!
It was indeed that guy's style. It seemed that he was really rotten inside!
"Then, unfortunately, I can only announce that there is no champion for this round of competition. The two of you are tied for first place. The prize is an ordinary air conditioner sponsored by the Datang Chamber of Commerce, worth 998 gold coins …"
Although they did not win the championship, the two of them were very excited to receive the prize of first place. Even if they did not use it, they could sell it and earn almost a thousand gold coins!
Perhaps it was not much in Alinx, but in other towns, this was equivalent to the income of many people for a few years!
"Now, we will begin to give out the prizes. The next round of competition will begin soon. Friends who are interested in participating, please sign up as soon as possible."
Hearing Karl's words, Aurelia's eyes turned and said to the guard captain beside her, "Follow me to sign up."
The guard captain was immediately dumbfounded.
It was fine if it was the commoners, but if it was the princess who was asked questions that could easily be misunderstood and answered wrongly …
The dignity of the royal family would be shattered like a certain person's moral integrity!
After receiving the news of the registration point, Tang En was also dumbfounded.
Princess Aurelia also came to join in the fun?
What kind of joke was this!
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