Brian brought Eibron to the bathroom. Along the way, Eibron couldn't help but gasp in awe at the exquisite gadgets.
As a legendary hero, Eibron had seen far too many things. Whether it was the Capital of Magic, the City of Silver, the majestic floating island in the heart of the Megalosaurus, the dreamy emerald corolla, or the magnificent orc arena, he'd been there himself. He'd played with many magical gadgets, and very few things could surprise him.
However, Tang En was always able to see something interesting and practical. Even a simple design could be so convenient. Eibron found it fascinating, and his curiosity was piqued.
He'd never seen these things in the human kingdoms before. It was obvious that Tang En had made them himself.
It was no wonder he got along so well with the dwarves. Normal people wouldn't be able to resist their whims.
"Here."
Brian pushed open the door to the bathroom.
"Yes."
Eibron walked in and was dumbfounded.
After the ceramic was successfully fired, Tang En personally replaced all the toilets in the Lord's Manor with ceramic tiles. The toilets became very clean and tidy. Under the light yellow filter cover, the lights with constant illumination spells emitted a soft light at all times, making the toilets look very … modern.
Of course, to Eibron, this modern style was … ultra-modern. At the very least, he was dumbfounded.
"This … Where do we wash our hands and face?"
Brian gloated at Eibron's dumbfounded expression. He'd completely forgotten how he felt when he first saw the bathrooms.
"You don't even know how to wash your hands and face? How embarrassing!"
Brian's face was full of disdain. Just as he was about to tell Eibron what to do, he saw the toilet. An uncontrollable thought popped into his head. It was like a demon tempting him, and he couldn't resist it.
"Do you see that white pool over there? There's water in there. Of course we wash our hands and face there! "
Brian forcibly suppressed the guilt in his heart and glanced at the tiled wall, as if there was something beautiful on it.
"Oh …"
Eibron walked over and reached out his hand.
Brian stood on his tiptoes, his heart thumping wildly, and a gloating smile appeared on his face.
He was getting closer and closer. He was almost inside!
At this moment, Eibron's hands paused. He said in surprise, "This height is quite suitable for dwarves. Did Twain specially design this for you?"
Screw you!
The veins on Brian's forehead bulged as he blurted out, "Of course not! It's obviously designed for you! "
"Oh?"
Eibron was suspicious. "I've never been here before. Why would Tang En design a basin for me?"
"I was wrong. It's for dwarves as guests."
Brian hurriedly tried to salvage the situation. "Big brother, you are an honorary citizen of our Dwarf Kingdom."
"That's true, but …"
Eibron stared at Brian. "Why don't you look at me when you speak?"
"It's because you're too slow!"
Brian looked impatient. "Hurry up and wash up. Once you're done, we can go back and have our meal. Otherwise, they'll finish all the dishes!"
"Oh."
Eibron frowned. Maybe he was overthinking things. This was Tang En's territory. Brian wouldn't do anything rash, right?
Eibron relaxed. The clean, white basin in front of him put him in a good mood. The water was so clear that he could even see the reflection of his beard. It was said that this place used tap water. After a while, Eibron wiped his beard with the water and began to wash his face.
"Brian, why does the water look so clear? It smells weird."
Brian's whole body trembled, and he tried his best to hold back his laughter. Tears came out of the corners of his eyes. "It's the water, right? That's why big brother made the mint extract to cover up the smell …"
"Maybe … Why does your voice sound so weird?"
Eibron's head was blocked by the basin. He couldn't see Brian's expression, otherwise he would've realized something.
"I, I'm a little itchy. I, I'll go back first. You, after you're done, remember to pat some of the mint, mint extract on it …"
Brian shuddered as he left the bathroom. Then, he quickened his pace. He did not return to the dining hall. Instead, he rushed out of the mansion. And then …
"Ahahahahaha —"
Brian clutched his stomach as he lay on the ground and laughed wildly, hammering the ground with all his strength.
He dared to swear on his beard that today was the best day of his life!
Eibron, so what if you're a legendary hero? Aren't you still using the toilet bowl to wash your face and hands in front of me? Even your beard is — ahahahahahaha —
If it wasn't for the fact that Eibron hadn't activated his senses, he would've already buried Brian in the ground.
Brian laughed maniacally for a while before returning to the dining hall. Eibron had already returned.
Tang En was stunned for a moment. "Where did you go?"
"Oh, I went out for a walk."
Brian jumped onto the chair and slammed the table, shouting, "Hurry up and eat, I can't wait any longer. Oh right, where's the wine? I'm going to celebrate today! "
"Celebrate?"
"Oh, I'm talking about the success of the magic-powered drilling machine!"
Thank goodness I was smart enough!
Brian silently praised himself.
"That's true. It's definitely worth celebrating."
Tang En smiled as he took out a bottle of New Moon wine. "Since you brought it up, let's have a toast."
After sharing the wine, Tang En raised his glass.
"Cheers!"
"Cheers!"
"Cheers … Brian?"
Eibron looked at Brian suspiciously. Why did this guy keep his distance when they were clinking glasses? What's going on?
"Ahem! Cheers! "
Brian clinked glasses with Eibron, but still kept his distance.
During lunch, Brian ate heartily and drank happily. Eibron, who was beside him, also tasted the unique delicacies Tang En mentioned. It was indeed different from the food of the dwarves, and even different from the food of other humans. It had its own unique flavor.
The thing that Tang En called "chili" actually produced a wonderful effect when paired with food. After eating a mouthful of food and drinking a mouthful of wine, the taste was indescribably great!
After just one meal, Eibron fell in love with Tang En's food.
"Tang En, what's this magic-powered drilling machine you and Brian were talking about? Why are you so excited? "
"A magic-powered drilling machine? Ha, that's something that can change the mining industry … No, it's something that can change the world!"
Brian's face was red from drinking. His saliva was flying everywhere as he described the magic-powered drilling machine to Eibron. It was as if he was the one who invented it.
After listening to Brian's explanation, Eibron understood the magic-powered drilling machine's effects. His gaze sharpened.
"My friend, don't you know the consequences of mass production of this thing?"
"Of course we do."
Fiona smiled and said, "If the market is opened and all mines are equipped with magical drilling rigs, the output of ore will greatly increase, but the market demand will basically remain unchanged. So, the supply and demand relationship will soon change, from a shortage of supply to a surplus of demand. So, the price of ore will plummet, and the ore industry will suffer a huge blow."
Actually there was something Fiona didn't say. It was something Tang En told her, which was something Tang En cared about the most.
Of the Magic Crystal customers before, 90% of them were from the Star Moon Tower's Secret Spell Association in the City of Silver. The other 10% were scattered all over Prandal, being used by the nobles and royals who bought expensive magic equipment. Because the market was fixed, the value of Magic Crystals had always been stable. The value of Magic Crystal mines was ranked behind the various magic metal mines, so they were relatively cheap.
But this situation would soon be different. Because of the large amount of magic technology and the sale of magic equipment, large amounts of Magic Crystals would be consumed. This would increase the value of Magic Crystals and their price would increase. For Ellington who didn't have a Magic Crystal mine right now, the most important part was in the hands of others, which was a fatal factor.
So Tang En always wanted to control the Magic Crystal mines, the more the better. Didn't you see how Saudi Arabia got rich on earth?
"Since you're clear, then why are you still … …"
"What does that have to do with us?"
Tang En spread his hands and said with a smile, "We are now the buyers of the ores, not the producers. Of course it's better if the price is cheaper."
Eibron was speechless. He wasn't wrong to stand on the side of the dwarves, but Tang En wasn't wrong to stand on the side of him either.
So the conversation ended there.
Because they were happy, everyone was drunk, so much so that Twain had to go to the toilet to relieve himself.
Just as Tang En was whistling, Eibron pushed open the door to the washroom, swaying from side to side.
Tang En wasn't embarrassed and even greeted him, "Yo, you're going to the bathroom too?"
"Go, go to the bathroom!?"
The dizzy Eibron saw Tang En's movements and his face turned from red to white, then from white to green. He pointed at the toilet and said with trembling lips, "That, that's the bathroom!?"
Tang En pulled up his pants and went to the sink to wash his hands while replying, "That's right, that thing is called a toilet. What about it?"
"Ma, toilet. Go, go to the bathroom!"
Eibron trembled as he turned around, black smoke rising to the sky, "Pu! Lai! En! Father will kill you!!! "
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