Zuo Xiaoduo almost burst out laughing.
The two of them were too amusing. What kind of occasion was this? Why were they acting out an all-out brawl?
He couldn't help but cheer instinctively, "Come on! Come on! "
With a slurping sound, he actually whistled.
"Cough cough!"
Grandma Shi coughed.
In fact, Li Chenglong and Xiang Bing also realized what was going on in an instant. They stopped their fists in time before they could hit the ground.
Xiang Bing instantly realized it and stood up awkwardly. She lifted her butt from Li Chenglong's waist and hurriedly pulled Li Chenglong up. She lowered her head and said, "Just now, maybe, I drank too much … I … cough cough cough … I'm not like this usually … cough cough cough …"
Even her neck was red as she spoke. She became more and more uneasy.
So awkward!
She couldn't hold it in in front of her parents-in-law … It was really embarrassing.
Xiang Bing felt that she didn't know where to put her hands. If there was a hole on the ground, she would definitely jump in.
"Hahaha …"
Li Chenglong's mother stood up and pulled Xiang Bing's hand to her side. She laughed so hard that her eyes couldn't be seen. "Daughter, don't be shy. We're all like this. When your uncle and I were just engaged, it was even more intense than you. Haha … Come and sit."
Mrs. Li simply hugged Xiang Bing in her arms and moved the chair closer.
"Cheng Long has been naughty and stubborn since he was young. He's always been stubborn. I really hope that you can control him …" Mrs. Li laughed.
"Yes, auntie, I … I'm just a little hot-tempered sometimes. Most of the time, I'm still good …"
Xiang Bing lowered her head and explained embarrassedly. However, the more she explained, the less confident she became. "Cough cough … I … I'm also a lady from a respectable family … cough cough …"
"Squeak ~ ~ ~" Zuo Xiaoduo whistled.
It made Xiang Bing and Li Chenglong glare at him angrily. This bastard, how dare he ruin the show at this time!
"It's okay, it's okay."
Zuo Xiaoduo giggled and said, "Auntie, you don't know this, but your son is known as the Iron and Steel Hierarch in school. He specializes in hitting female students' chests. Every time he hits them, they'll collapse. Every time he hits them, they'll collapse. This daughter-in-law of yours has collapsed many times. Aiyaya, it's so tragic …"
"It's fortunate that he held back his punch. Otherwise, it would have collapsed …"
Xiang Bing said angrily, "You're the one who collapsed many times! You're the one who's collapsed! "
Everyone was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.
Mrs. Li was naturally aware of her son's glorious deeds. After all, the name of the Iron and Steel Hierarch had already spread like wildfire on the Internet. His name had spread far and wide!
"You can't casually hit women in the future!"
Mrs. Li lectured Li Chenglong, "Especially Lil Bing, you can't hit her, do you understand? How could they fight every day when they were just a couple? You're such a troublemaker! "
Li Chenglong's head drooped as he repeatedly agreed.
He thought to himself, 'If you don't let me hit her, then I'll be the one getting hit every day … That's too much of a loss.
But you're not in front of me, so you won't see it even if I hit her. I'll hit her again when you're gone! '
The two families had a good meal together.
In the middle of it, Zuo Changlu's phone seemed to have gone crazy. Ding ding, ding ding, ding … There were endless messages.
Mrs. Li was curious. "Brother Zuo is so busy."
Zuo Changlu chuckled. "It's just a small matter. Don't worry about him."
Zuo Xiaoduo secretly glanced at the phone. Wu Yuting had already picked it up. He only had time to see a few names from the messages.
"Hu Zai, Fish Roe, Big Dumb, Big Guy, Big Mixed Hair …"
Zuo Xiaoduo almost choked.
Dad's friends, what kind of names are these? They're not even as good as my Xiao Duo Yu!
"Mom, you have to investigate carefully. Why are there so many messages, and the names are so random. Maybe Dad has a mistress outside …"
Zuo Xiaoduo urged, "Mom, you have to be careful of your midlife crisis. I've noticed that Dad has been a little dishonest recently … Look at these names, they're not normal. Maybe they're the names of his close female friends … "
"You're even trying to sow discord between your parents?"
Wu Yuting directly pinched Zuo Xiaoduo's ear and twisted it. "I'm the one who set these names!"
As Zuo Xiaoduo cried out in pain and begged for mercy, Wu Yuting said to Zuo Xiaonian seriously, "Nian Er, you have to keep an eye on this frisky monkey in the future. Your dad saw this kid's face today. He's very lucky with women … If you don't keep an eye on him, this kid might have a few more mistresses …"
Zuo Xiaoduo was dumbfounded.
Mom, that's my line! You made a cameo …
Zuo Xiaonian believed it and nodded repeatedly. "Dad, Mom, don't worry. I'll definitely keep an eye on him and won't let him have the chance to cross the line!"
As she said that, she glared fiercely at Zuo Xiaoduo. She thought to herself, His luck with women is very good? I knew it long ago!
This little dog should be tied up with a rope!
Mistress? You're going crazy thinking about it!
Zuo Xiaoduo was extremely aggrieved.
He failed to sow discord between his parents, and instead, he was sow discord by his parents. This was really karma, karma …
A night of fun passed in the blink of an eye.
Morning came as expected.
Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian, who had been cultivating in the Tower of Annihilation for a week, walked out of the Tower of Annihilation in high spirits.
They saw that Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting had already packed up and were ready to set off.
Seeing the two of them coming out of the Tower of Annihilation, both of them had a meaningful look on their faces.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed, feeling like she had been caught red-handed in bed. She hurriedly grabbed Wu Yuting's arm and shook it. She said hurriedly, "Mom, don't worry. I didn't let him touch me."
"Pfft …"
Wu Yuting immediately spat out a mouthful of saliva.
Zuo Changlu's expression became more and more strange.
It was a blatant admission of guilt!
You might as well not have said that!
Zuo Xiaonian, who realized that she had said something wrong, felt like her face was on fire. She whimpered, covered her face, and rushed into the bathroom.
Wu Yuting pulled a long face and said to Zuo Xiaoduo, "You brat, come here!"
Zuo Xiaoduo walked over with an innocent look.
"Give me your hand."
Zuo Xiaoduo instinctively shrank back, but was caught by Wu Yuting. She put his right hand in front of her nose and sniffed. She snorted and said, "You can't go any further!"
Zuo Xiaoduo looked reluctant. "Mom, I really didn't do anything."
"As if I'll believe you!"
Wu Yuting looked at him with disdain. I'd rather believe that your father doesn't have a mistress than believe that you're honest!
She sighed in her heart.
Little Nianer, your image of an ice beauty is so natural. You don't have to deliberately put up an imposing manner to anyone. Why is it that you have no resistance when facing Xiao Duo?
…
The family of four walked until they were about to reach the stadium. The blush on Zuo Xiaonian's face finally faded a little.
Zuo Xiaoduo had been calm the whole time. His face said, "I'm not guilty. I really didn't do anything." He was calm and collected, talking cheerfully and wittily.
Zuo Xiaonian couldn't help but admire him when she saw him.
How could this brat be so thick-skinned?
You clearly … Humph!
You're taking advantage of me, son of a bitch …
They arrived at the stadium.
At this time, there was already melodious music in the stadium. It kept ringing, sprinkling in all directions …
Zuo Xiaoduo took out his number one card, which was his personal card. After passing the security check, he walked forward with his parents. At the entrance of the passage, a receptionist checked the card and guided them.
After a few turns, their eyes suddenly lit up.
In front of them was a huge stage.
Zuo Xiaoduo's number one card was on the third floor, the second row, right in the middle.
Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help but feel puzzled. His family's position was not bad, but why was he not in the first row, but in the second row?
Logically speaking, his number one card should be in the first row.
However, now was not the time to think about this. Together with his parents and Zuo Xiaonian, he walked over and sat down.
Li Chenglong came with him, and he was given number two. Zuo Xiaoduo originally thought that the two families would be next to each other. However, after looking for a long time, he couldn't find a number two table. After wandering around for a while, he found a number two card table about ten tables away.
Both of them were confused.
This seating arrangement was really awesome. The table next to number one wasn't number two. There was actually such an arrangement. This was really an eye-opener!
When the family of four sat down, Zuo Xiaoduo saw that his familiar classmates had also arrived with their parents, and each of them went to find their own table.
Zuo Xiaoduo felt a little strange about the current situation. He quietly exchanged a look with Li Chenglong.
Li Chenglong instantly understood and immediately sent a telepathic message, "What's the situation?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said, "Check the seating arrangements of the other classes. If possible, confirm the seating arrangements of the other grades as well."
Li Chenglong nodded and immediately took out his mobile phone to send a message to Gao Qiaoer.
Smart people talk, stupid people kick. Zuo Xiaoduo boasted that he was smart, but Li Chenglong was not stupid. With an elite like Gao Qiaoer, there was no need for him to investigate one by one.
Everyone had their own specialties. Not long after, all the pictures were clearly sent to Li Chenglong's mobile phone, along with a detailed introduction.
"The situation in other places is normal. It's different from here. Well, I should say that it's only different here."
Li Chenglong sent the pictures to Zuo Xiaoduo and then sent a telepathic message to point out the key point.
Zuo Xiaoduo's expression did not change, but his heart was in his mouth. He secretly sent a telepathic message to Li Chenglong and Zuo Xiaonian, "If there's any change, take your parents and leave immediately. Don't pay attention to anything else."
Zuo Xiaonian and Li Chenglong nodded slightly, indicating that they understood.
"By the way, when you're free, tell the people in our class that if anyone is close to my table, they should think of a way to increase the distance between them and my table. If they get caught in the crossfire, they might die." Zuo Xiaoduo sent a telepathic message to Li Chenglong again.
"Okay."
Zuo Xiaoduo looked at the four tables around him. His table was tightly surrounded from all four directions. For a moment, he could not help but feel anxious.
'What the f * ck? Are they trying to deal with me?
Aren't they thinking too highly of me? '
While his heart was in turmoil, he could not help but touch the Nine-Nine Kitty Hammer in his ring. Then, he checked all the hidden weapons in it that had not been used for a long time.
He was determined in his heart.
'Whoever dares to stab me, I'll use the Nine-Nine Kitty Hammer and smash all four tables into meat patties!
'I don't care who you are!'
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