When the martial artist saw a beautiful woman talking to him in a soft voice, his bones melted for a moment.
He finally realized that the person in front of him was also a cultivator with good strength, but he still said lecherously, "This beautiful woman, the spruce forest is quite far, and you're going the wrong way. You should've started from the east gate. From here, you'll have to take a long detour."
As he spoke, he pointed in a direction and said, "It's over there."
The beautiful woman gently brushed her hair, bringing with her a fragrant wind that made people daydream. She smiled sweetly, revealing a dimple, and said flirtatiously, "Is that so … Ai, but since I've already taken the wrong path, I'll just make the best of it. Either way, I'll still be able to get there if I take a detour. En, I can also pick some sungrass along the way. There are gains and losses, so it's not a wasted trip."
"Then, beautiful woman, be careful."
"Thank you for telling me, big brother. When I come back, I'll definitely treat big brother to wine."
The beautiful woman gave him a flirtatious look and took out her pass. The martial artist went up to look at the beautiful woman's name with an intoxicated expression.
"Kong Piao Yun."
The beautiful woman had already left for a long time, but the martial artist was still sighing. "Good name, good name. It's really poetic … This chest, this butt, this waist, this face, this skin, these long legs, this hair … this twisting, tsk tsk tsk … ai … "
The last sigh was obviously lamenting that he didn't have a chance.
The so-called treat to wine and so on, everyone knew that it was just a polite sentence. If you took it seriously, you'd lose!
…
In the wilderness, the beautiful woman rushed out 400 miles like a wisp of smoke. At this moment, she was already in a rocky mountain. She hurriedly found a hole and went in. It seemed that she needed to pee …
After going in, the beautiful woman sighed faintly.
"F * ck! Twisting my butt makes my waist hurt. It's not easy to be a man, but it's even harder to be a woman … It's just that twisting my butt every day will strain my waist muscles … "
After saying this, he stretched out his hand and pulled out his beautiful hair, revealing a shiny bald head.
She waved her hand again and again, and dense True Inner Force spread out, gathering all the fragrance that overflowed from her body. Then, she buried it all together with her clothes until she was naked. Then, she changed her clothes.
She grabbed the two oversized steamed buns that she had stuffed in front of her chest and took a bite.
"F * ck, it smells like perfume. I can't eat it. It's such a waste. You have to know that it's food on the plate. Sigh, I can only throw it away …"
Then, he buried it underground as well.
Zuo Xiaoduo, who had put on a pair of specially-made boots made of star beast skin, instantly regained his image as the handsome and elegant Class Monitor Zuo. However, the most eye-catching part of him was still his shiny bald head.
Zuo Xiaoduo thought for a while and took out seventeen or eighteen wigs from the space ring. Finally, he chose a three-seventy hairpiece and carefully placed it on his scalp. He smoothed it with his hands and took out a small mirror to look at himself.
"I'm not looking at his looks, I'm looking at his physiognomy. Oh my god, he's so handsome!"
However, his expression immediately turned gloomy.
Dark clouds covered his face.
"There's a big chest bra!" Zuo Xiaoduo clicked his tongue. "However, from the looks of it, there is no danger. Who knows, he might have turned the misfortune into a blessing. He might have gotten something from falling off the cliff. Suppressing his Embryonic Breath for three hundred times and leveling up his Jindan essence for three hundred times is not the end …"
He took out his cell phone and turned it on.
Instantly, a series of notifications came in.
From top to bottom, they were.
Gao Qiaoer: Be careful!
Wu Qing: Be careful.
Gao Zhiyun: Be careful.
Mrs. Gao: Don't go out!
Wu Yi: Be careful.
Zuo Xiaoduo focused his gaze.
'So many people are reminding me … It seems that the news of me going out is so affecting.'
At the same time, he was feeling emotional and a little conflicted.
'Apart from Vice Principal Gao and Mrs. Gao, the others … I'd rather they didn't remind me. You're making me feel very uncomfortable …'
Speaking of which, this was the most difficult thing to deal with in the Jianghu. He had a grudge against this family but was on friendly terms with someone in this family. Moreover, that person had helped him before …
This was very uncomfortable.
He might as well make it clear that they were enemies … What should he do now?
Zuo Xiaoduo was a little melancholy.
He continued to read.
Nian Nian Cat: Doggy, what are you doing?
Nian Nian Cat: Doggy, doggy, doggy!
Mother: Doggy? Do you miss your mother?
Father: I'll create a group later and try out the new function. If you're really busy, don't reply. Remember to mute your phone. Remember, when it's not absolutely safe, keep your cell phone in your space ring. Don't take it out.
Father invites you to join the group chat.
Confirm.
Mother: Doggy! Xiao Duo Yu! You're free to fly after going out, right? After calling me four or five times, there's no more news? Are you going to fly? Are you going to fly?
Father: I called you four or five times? When???
Mother: Go away!
Imperial Father: Damn it, we've only talked on the phone once, and I was the one who called you? You're really something! Father will remember this!
Obedient Xiao Duo Yu: Heh heh heh …
Mother: Heh heh what? Where are you?
Obedient Xiao Duo Yu: Class is going to start soon. I'm on my way to the classroom. Twenty-seven meters, thirty-one centimeters, ten millimeters to the classroom.
Mother: …
Father: …
Mother: Go to class. Check the group chat when you're free.
Obedient Xiao Duo Yu: Okay, Mom, I miss you so much. Muah muah, I want to kiss, hug, and raise you high …
Father: Rolling eyes emoji.
Mother: I'll make chive and vermicelli dumplings for you next time.
Obedient Xiao Duo Yu: Salivating emoji.
Mother: Go to class.
Obedient Xiao Duo Yu: I'll take my leave. Good luck to Father and Mother.
Father: Get lost!
Zuo Xiaoduo closed the group chat, muted the cell phone, and put it back into the ring. He felt more energetic.
Before he took action, Zuo Xiaoduo was able to chat with his parents for a while. He felt happy and calm.
Also, he was even more afraid of death!
I want to live. I want to live for a long time. I want to find all those bastards.
I also want to find medicine and countless treasures. Then, I'll become the richest man in the continent!
When I've earned enough money and become the world's number one expert, I'll deposit an astronomical amount of wealth in the bank. I'll live off the interest every day!
Then, I'll fight with Nian Nian on the bed every day!
If I lose, I'll give her a million.
If I win, I won't give it to her!
Hehehehe …
Then I should win every day. Wahahaha … I'll play for nothing!
Zuo Xiaoduo thought about it and couldn't help but laugh vulgarly.
"How about changing it to taking off a piece of clothing every time I lose … This way, it doesn't matter if I win or lose. It's all my gain … Hahaha …"
Zuo Xiaoduo narrowed his eyes as he imagined this scene. He felt his Flaming Sun Sutra suddenly erupt and all the heat was concentrated in his crotch area …
"When I get back, I'll try wearing steel plates. I heard that a cultivator's thing is much better than an ordinary person's. Mine is probably two or three times better. I think wearing steel plates will be a piece of cake!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was naturally happy to be able to talk to his parents through the air. However, it wasn't without regrets.
It was a pity that Nian Nian Cat didn't speak in the group chat. It seemed that she was quite busy. She only took the time to send him a message and then put her phone away.
"As an expert, I love to play with cats the most. I'll travel thousands of mountains and rivers, regardless of the wind and rain. I'll have two big hammers and a spiritual cat. I'll walk freely in the wilderness in search of spiritual herbs and spiritual herbs. When I become the strongest, I'll take over the bank …"
Zuo Xiaoduo muttered his grand dream and slipped into the dense forest. He began his first mission.
The meteorites in the sky were still falling like shooting stars. They smashed into the ground and dust filled the air.
Zuo Xiaoduo was currently in the Ironwood Forest in the north. Although it grew slowly, its vitality was especially strong. Meteorites that weren't especially large could not be smashed or broken.
What was even more special was that there were miraculously straight Ironwood Trees that had never been smashed by large rocks!
As a tree, this was the treatment of the Son of Heavenly Fate.
"North."
"Ironwood Forest."
"There's a high probability that Huanyang Grass exists. It's just that it grows underground. It's hard to find traces of it!"
Zuo Xiaoduo strolled in the Ironwood Forest. According to Li Chenglong's instructions, he carefully searched the ground, hoping to find some traces.
"Whoosh!"
Zuo Xiaoduo turned around and pinched a colorful snake with two fingers. This snake had a triangular head and looked very disgusting. Its forked tongue was very long. Even though it was pinched at seven inches, it still spat out a three-foot-long forked tongue that emitted a foul stench. There were also spikes on the forked tongue, which stabbed towards Zuo Xiaoduo's arm!
Obviously, this was a desperate counterattack. If Zuo Xiaoduo dodged or even threw it far away, it would be able to escape.
It was really vicious!
"You want to bite me?!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was furious. With a thought, the [Scorching Sun Divine Skill] was activated. His entire body instantly turned into a red-hot human-shaped iron block.
"Squeak ~ ~ ~"
The three-foot-long forked tongue coiled around Zuo Xiaoduo's arm like a pillar. Before it could do anything else, there was a sizzling sound and smoke rose.
The Rainbow Snake, which was known to never make a sound, let out a mournful cry. It quickly released its forked tongue, but it was already stuck to Zuo Xiaoduo's arm. Its entire forked tongue was covered with huge blisters!
One of its forked tongue was swollen. It was even thicker than the snake's body. It was dragged outside and could not be retracted.
The Rainbow Snake was scalded to the point of tears. What kind of monster was this!?
It had finally found a prey and wanted to take a bite out of it. In the end, the snake's head was almost completely cooked. Bubbles hung from the snake's head like a bell. Each bubble was slightly bigger than the snake's head. And on the snake's three feet long tongue, there were more than forty such bubbles!
At first glance, it looked like a bunch of grapes …
Zuo Xiaoduo swung his arm and threw the Rainbow Snake to the ground. "Today, I'll be merciful and let you live."
The snake ran away in panic.
Its four-foot-long body was dragging its three-foot-long tongue. After running a few meters, one of the blisters burst. The snake's entire body convulsed and curled up for a while. It was in so much pain that it rolled on the ground.
After running for a few more meters, another blister burst. After running for a few more meters …
After running for a few dozen meters, it was lying on the ground with its belly turned over. It only convulsed for a while before it stopped moving completely.
There was a rustling sound coming from the grass.
However, all of the Rainbow Snakes were scrambling to escape!
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