After a while, all the lights in the hall were extinguished at the command of the emcee.
Suddenly, there was a flash of light in the darkness. A seventeen-layer cake was pushed forward slowly under the light of the candles on the top. The entire hall was instantly filled with the fragrance of the cake.
"Poverty has indeed limited my imagination …"
Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help but mutter in his heart.
"So this is what they mean by 'simplified' or 'small scale' … Oh, it's too small, too simple."
"The cost of this cake alone is estimated to be enough to feed my family for two years …"
With everyone's blessings, Wanli Xiu puffed up her mouth and blew the cake. The people at her table were all helping to blow it out in an instant. The whole hall was filled with laughter, loud and clear.
The lights came on again, but it was much softer than before.
Dishes were served one after another, and the aroma filled the air.
On the stage, the official program had also started, and it was obviously more advanced than before.
The audience was drinking and chatting, and the stage was filled with singing and dancing.
Li Chenglong directly opened four bottles of wine and gave one to each of them. "Today is Xiu 'er's birthday, so it's an exception. Let's all drink."
"Okay, let's drink."
Zuo Xiaoduo's heart gradually calmed down as there was nothing for him to do.
It seemed that the so-called life and death gift was just a joke …
"Oh, Drunk Plum Blossom, not bad."
Zuo Xiaoduo poured a glass. Under the enthusiastic toasts of his three classmates, he raised his neck and blurted out, "Good wine!"
Poor Sir Xiao Duo had only drunk a few times in his life. This time, he drank a glass of Drunk Plum Blossom in one gulp. He didn't even have time to savor the taste of the wine before he felt as if there was a ball of fire rushing up from his stomach.
"This wine is really f * cking spicy."
Zuo Xiaoduo hurriedly ate, trying to suppress the smell of alcohol.
Yu Moyan, Li Zhangming, and Li Chenglong looked at each other and saw the treacherous smile on each other's faces.
Well, it turns out that Zuo doesn't know that Drunk Plum Blossom is soft when it enters the mouth … Of course, the three bottles of Drunk Plum Blossom are authentic, and the alcohol content is very low. What was in Zuo Xiaoduo's bottle was actually a strong liquor. It was Plum Blossom Dry White Wine with nearly 70% alcohol content!
Zuo, there was nothing he could do about it. We were only doing what we were asked to do. Who asked you to give up your reputation and not your money? You just had to perform for them …
"Don't drink too fast. Take it slow, take it slow." Li Chenglong winked at him and pretended to be kind as he comforted him.
He didn't want Zuo to get drunk before he could hold on. That would be terrible, and he wouldn't be able to do anything else.
The other two bad friends had a tacit understanding. They drank and ate while watching the show, returning to the normal flow of the banquet. As long as they could confirm that Zuo had not drunk much, today's matter would be easy to deal with!
Zuo Xiaoduo soon felt dizzy.
He kept shaking his head.
Li Chenglong was so scared that he quickly went to get a bottle of water for Zuo to sober up.
Please don't faint directly … It's not the time yet.
Fortunately, they never talked about drinking when they were together, and they never went out to eat or drink with Zuo. After all, they were busy cultivating, and they didn't have time to care about these trivial things.
Li Chenglong was thinking as he persuaded Zuo Xiaoduo to drink water.
When this matter is exposed … How should I shift the blame?
Should I let Li Zhangming or Yu Moyan take the blame? I have to choose the right person …
Otherwise, I can't avoid a beating.
Therefore, the swollen words started to slowly dig a hole for Li Zhangming and Yu Moyan …
Let's see who jumps in first, and who will be crushed to death …
Huh? Damn, Li Zhangming is also digging a hole for me. What is this guy thinking …
The two of them looked at each other.
After confirming that they were indeed on the same page, they blinked.
Two pairs of eyes turned to Yu Moyan at the same time.
Then, the two Li's worked together to trick Yu Moyan, who came from an ordinary family and didn't attend banquets, soon fell into the hole and couldn't climb out.
"Zuo! Let me toast you! "
"Zuo, let me toast you again!"
Li Zhangming and Li Chenglong looked at each other and smiled.
Success!
"Zuo, thank you for taking care of me all this time. Yu Moyan has improved a lot, and he also knows his mistakes. He knows that he was narrow-minded and short-sighted before. Let me toast you for guiding me. "
"From now on, I, Yu Moyan, will carry out the words' Moyan '. I will do my best to fulfill the wishes of the old principal. Let me toast you again. "
"It's a pleasure to be friends and brothers in this life. I'll drink, you can drink whatever you want. "
"…"
Li Chenglong didn't expect that after drinking, Yu Moyan's eloquence would be so good, and his alcohol tolerance was so high!
He toasted Zuo Xiaoduo five times in a row.
That cup was three taels of wine!
Even if Yu Moyan drank low-alcohol alcohol, his head was still dizzy.
Zuo Xiaoduo also felt that the atmosphere was good today. He was in a good mood and had feelings, so he naturally wanted to get drunk.
Of course … if he got drunk, he could avoid the embarrassing performance. Just now, it was just his imagination, so it couldn't be counted. Only when he got drunk could he avoid the disaster and not pursue the matter. This was Zuo Xiaoduo's real thought.
Of course, another point was that he had never gotten drunk in his life. He also wanted to taste the feeling of getting drunk …
— Master Zuo had drunk six times in his life, but he had never gotten drunk.
— Every time, he drank a sip with his father. It would be strange if he got drunk!
Here, they kept toasting each other, and it was very lively.
Master Zuo was completely relaxed. His eyes were blurred, and he put his arm around Li Chenglong's shoulder. He said sincerely, "Swollen! I really like to see you swollen all over … Come, let's drink. "
Li Chenglong drank this cup of wine with trepidation.
He then put his arm around Li Zhangming and said sincerely, "Sleep, sleep, you sleep all day long. It's a miracle that your cultivation increased. If you sleep forever … Won't you be invincible? Come, drink this cup! "
Li Zhangming cursed in his heart, "You're the one who will sleep forever and become invincible." He put on a sincere expression and drank it all.
Time flew by during such a happy time. Soon, most of the guests had left.
By the time Wanli Xiu and Long Yusheng came over, the four people at the table were already shaking their heads and had blurred eyes. The four of them were hugging each other like Siamese twins and pouring wine into each other's mouths. You toast me, I toast him, and he toast him …
"Damn!"
Long Yusheng's eyes widened. "They're so high!"
Most of the guests had left, and the artiste program had also ended.
Zuo Xiaoduo, who was already nine and a half minutes drunk, looked at the stage. It had ended …
Well, there were only … the last two tables left?
Then the program would be canceled, and it would be settled!
Master Zuo's heart relaxed. Once this last worry was put down, he couldn't help but feel dizzy.
"It's about time, right?" Wanli Xiu asked softly.
Li Zhangming nodded calmly. Beside him was Li Chenglong, who was calm and collected.
"Zuo, where's the program you prepared?" Wanli Xiu questioned, as if she had the pearl of wisdom in her hands.
"It's almost time to leave. When are you going to perform your program? I've been looking forward to it. "
Zuo Xiaoduo was almost absent-minded at this moment. He was dizzy and stunned. Damn, what's going on? Why are they asking about it now?
"What program? There's no one here. It's over. Why do you still want to perform? "
"Oh, Zuo, are you going to renege on your promise?"
Wanli Xiu said angrily, "I'm afraid that you don't know anything. I'm afraid that you'll embarrass yourself. That's why I waited until there's only one table left to ask you to perform. I just wanted you to show your sincerity … I didn't expect you to renege on your promise. Is there any justice in this? "
Zuo Xiaoduo was drunk. His brain was not as fast as usual. He said stubbornly, "Who … Who wants to renege on my promise? Who … Who's afraid of being embarrassed? "
"If you're not afraid of being embarrassed and don't intend to renege on your promise, where's the program you prepared?"
"The program … It's here …"
Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes rolled. He looked around the amusement park with his last bit of Qingming Festival.
Were there really not many people left?
As he thought about it, he felt emboldened. He stood up shakily. He was drunk. He said stubbornly, "You're lucky today … Listen to me sing a song for you. Humph, when have I, Master Zuo, ever gone back on my promise? "
"We want something more exciting. How can you just sing a song?"
Li Chenglong smiled evilly, "Zuo, can you do it or not? If you can't, just say no. We won't dare to make things difficult for you, boss! "
"Bullsh * t!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was furious, "Who can't do it? You can't do it! "
"Watch me. I'll give you a good performance. I'm a real actor. I'll give you a thrilling performance …"
Zuo Xiaoduo stumbled all the way to the stage and knocked over three chairs. Only then did he manage to get onto the stage with his hands and feet.
He was drunk to the point of losing consciousness. But he still looked down subconsciously.
He was sure that there were only a few of them left. He couldn't help but feel more relaxed.
"What music do you want? What song do you want to sing? "
Wanli Xiu asked.
Other than Yu Moyan, who was already drunk and snoring under the table, the others were already laughing their heads off.
Today's matter was originally discussed by everyone. They wanted to make Zuo look bad. They wanted to vent their frustrations from being beaten up by him every day.
They had secretly rehearsed for this for a few days. Some were the comedians, some were the supporting characters, some were fanning the flames, and some were egging him on …
Now it seemed that the effect was really awesome. It was satisfying to follow the will of heaven!
Now that they had successfully pushed this guy onto the stage, it didn't matter what program he performed next!
As long as they could watch him act like a monkey on the stage, it would be enough.
This was enough to comfort them for the rest of their lives. They would have no regrets in life!
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