Shang Qingyun's face was a little twisted as she said, "I really don't remember the details. I only remember that nineteen years ago, a little fatty … stood in front of me. Snowflakes were falling and the cold wind was blowing … Then, I realized that the top of the little fatty's head was already empty. At that time, my eyesight was not good, so I thought … the snowflakes that fell on the little fatty's head did not melt. When I took a closer look, I realized that he was already bald …"
The smile on Jiang Zhangbin's face suddenly froze. "Brother Shang … you …"
"Hahahaha … I'm kidding, kidding."
Shang Qingyun laughed loudly. She finally made a joke of Jiang Zhangbin. She was in a good mood and spoke more.
"I booked a small restaurant in front. It's a place that I often go to. The food is not bad."
Jiang Zhangbin pointed forward and sighed. "Brother Shang, I … I'm such a high-ranking official. It's uncomfortable to go to those high-end places. I can't even take a photo. Sigh … Besides, it's even more uncomfortable to eat for free! Am I, Jiang Zhangbin, the kind of person who can't afford to eat cheap food? "
Shang Qingyun's face was calm. She did not comment.
"Besides, I'm such a high-ranking official. How can I eat for free? Those people are just looking down on me. "
Jiang Zhangbin snorted and patted his chest. "I'm a model of righteousness, a model of self-restraint, and a model of honesty and integrity!"
"Sigh." Shang Qingyun sighed.
She felt that this guy was really talkative.
"So, I just asked someone to book this roadside farmhouse …"
Jiang Zhangbin whispered into Shang Qingyun's ear. "… This restaurant is actually opened by my brother-in-law's brother-in-law. Hehehe … Brother Shang, please take care of me in the future."
Shang Qingyun was instantly annoyed. She reached out and poked him a few times. She did not know whether to laugh or cry. "After all this time, you were waiting for me here?"
"Don't worry about eating here."
As they spoke, they had already arrived at the small restaurant. Jiang Zhangbin pushed open the door and walked in. He said in a hoarse voice, "Liuzi! Liuzi! How are the dishes? "
"They're ready. They've been ready for a long time."
A young man wearing an apron ran out with a smile. "Brother Jiang, I've been preparing this meal for three days!"
"Bullsh * t! Three days ago, I didn't even know that I was coming here to eat. Besides, how can the ingredients you prepared three days ago still be fresh? "
Jiang Zhangbin mercilessly exposed him, "Don't try this on me, you brat! I'm telling you, if the dishes tonight taste bad, I'll revoke your license! "
"Oh my … Since you're here, of course it's delicious."
The young man laughed and said, "If it doesn't taste good, you don't have to revoke my license. You can just kill me and leave them some food to eat!"
"Brat, you only know how to smooth talk!"
Jiang Zhangbin laughed and said, "Let's go to the room. Today, your Brother Jiang is rich and overbearing. I will directly book this small restaurant of yours. Don't receive any other guests. Let me tell you, both of us are experts. If we get drunk and go crazy, the others won't be able to withstand our punches and kicks. This is the truth, don't take it lightly!"
"Alright."
The young man quickly agreed, "Brother Jiang, since you're here, of course I have to serve you wholeheartedly. As for the others … who are they? I don't know you, hahahaha … "
"Get lost! Hurry up and cook! You only know how to be obedient. "
Jiang Zhangbin laughed and scolded.
Shang Qingyun said indifferently, "No wonder no one comes to eat in this restaurant. So, you booked the whole place?"
"I must book the whole place if I want to treat Brother Shang to a drink!" Jiang Zhangbin patted his chest and laughed, "But I'm also considered a big shot … Hehe, hehe …"
"Immoral!"
Shang Qingyun finally couldn't help but laugh and scold him. She followed Jiang Zhangbin into the room.
In fact, the moment Jiang Zhangbin entered the room … he vaguely felt that he seemed to have forgotten something important.
But what exactly did he forget?
Before Jiang Zhangbin could think about it, Shang Qingyun had already entered. Jiang Zhangbin didn't have time to think about what he had forgotten. He began to serve her attentively to ensure that he didn't reveal any flaws.
But that inexplicable feeling in his heart was still lingering.
"What exactly … did I forget?"
After three rounds of wine and five dishes.
Jiang Zhangbin suddenly remembered. He slapped his thigh and said involuntarily, "It's bad, it's bad!"
Shang Qingyun couldn't help but feel puzzled. She looked up and asked, "What's bad?"
Jiang Zhangbin's face was full of regret. He sighed and said, "It's bad."
He finally remembered what he had forgotten. Previously, in order to be safe, he had asked the old principal to take a look at his Qi, hoping to have a rough estimate of the results of this battle. The old principal recommended Zuo Xiaoduo and was full of praise for him.
And he had been so busy gathering the manpower for this battle that he didn't even have time to eat. He had forgotten to ask Zuo Xiaoduo to take a look at his Qi and physiognomy …
The old principal had clearly reminded him of this several times!
He actually forgot!
But now, he was facing Shang Qingyun. At this time, the arrow was already nocked on the bow. How could he not release it? It was too late.
"I only thought about drinking and forgot that I still have something to deal with in the station …"
Jiang Zhangbin forced a smile, "But it's already so late. I can only forget about it. I'll deal with it tomorrow. Come, Brother Shang, let's have another round."
But he was still sighing in his heart.
What should he do about this?
Suddenly, he felt uneasy …
…
Just as Shang Qingyun and Jiang Zhangbin began to drink, Zuo Xiaoduo's family also started to eat.
"Sister Nian, did you remind Teacher Mu?"
"Yes, I did. I said it several times."
"Well, that's good. Although the unexpected disaster is not light, as long as we avoid it in advance, we can turn the misfortune into a blessing."
Zuo Xiaoduo grabbed a steamed bun and chewed like a hungry ghost. In the blink of an eye, Wu Yuting had only picked up some food with her chopsticks. She didn't even have time to swallow it. Zuo Changlu was still savoring the taste of the wine in his throat. Zuo Xiaoduo had already eaten twelve steamed buns!
Zuo Xiao Nian's eyes curved into crescents, and he only had one thought in his mind.
Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting looked at each other, speechless. They could only sigh softly.
"In the future, the two of us will be professional pig farmers."
Wu Yuting brought over another bowl of steamed buns for her son, shaking her head and sighing.
"Yuting, you think too highly of pigs."
Zuo Changlu squinted. "Pigs, how can they eat so much?!"
"Haha …"
Zuo Xiaonian finally couldn't help laughing out loud.
And at this moment …
Zuo Xiaoduo's expression suddenly changed. His legs were tightly clamped together, and his entire body was unnaturally stiff. His eyes were bulging out, and his two hands were pressing down on the table. The steamed bun in his mouth was so big that his cheeks were like a toad. He couldn't even chew.
"What's wrong?"
Wu Yuting was shocked when she saw this and blurted out.
Zuo Xiaoduo's expression was very strange. His brows were tightly knitted. He seemed to want to say something, but his mouth was full of steamed buns. He couldn't speak for a long time.
"This … this isn't … sudden diarrhea, is it?"
Wu Yuting was surprised and then said, "Zuo Xiaoduo, I'm telling you, if you really have diarrhea, go to the toilet quickly … Don't disgust people at the dinner table."
Zuo Xiaonian became more and more overjoyed. She was about to laugh.
Zuo Xiaoduo maintained this strange posture for a full half a minute. Finally, he relaxed a little. He chewed the steamed bun in his mouth and swallowed it with difficulty.
Then he said, "What a trap … That nuisance came suddenly again without any warning. How can I be on guard?"
Wu Yuting and Zuo Xiaonian's faces immediately became interesting when they heard this.
Zuo Xiaonian's face was red, but it wasn't appropriate to hit him at this moment. She could only roll her eyes and look at them one by one. She said, "Are you … controlling your Genuine Qi to not break through the Bridge of Heaven and Earth? Are you stimulating your Dantian? "
"Yes … Ah …"
That feeling was still coming in waves. Zuo Xiaoduo was already having a hard time holding on, but he was still very hungry. He could only grab the steamed bun and chew it slowly. One steamed bun could be eaten in more than 20 seconds!
This eating speed was still very fast for ordinary people, but for Zuo Xiaoduo, it was definitely the slowest eating speed in his history of eating. It was definitely the first time!
"How many times has it been?" Zuo Xiaonian asked curiously.
"I don't remember the exact number, but it has been more than ten times …"
Zuo Xiaoduo looked at his arm. He could feel that his Dantian had turned into a balloon that could explode at any time. All the meridians in his body seemed to be swollen. However, from the outside, there was still nothing strange about it.
"More than ten times …" Zuo Xiaonian said thoughtfully.
"Sister, how many times did you hold it in at that time?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked as he struggled with the Genuine Qi in his body and ate.
"At that time, I …"
Zuo Xiaonian rolled her eyes and said, "Many, many times. I don't remember the exact number. Who would remember that for no reason?"
"Many, many times …"
Zuo Xiaoduo instinctively understood that it was far more than the number of times he was doing now. He couldn't help but work harder.
I'm already so far behind Nian Mai. If I can't even surpass her in this, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with her in the future.
Teacher Qin had repeatedly said that the more Innate Meridians Unblocking, the better it would be for the body, and the more foundation one would accumulate!
As he thought of this, an inexplicable force suddenly appeared and suppressed all the agitated Spiritual Qi back into his Dantian.
The moment this torment came to an end, Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly felt relaxed. He grabbed the steamed bun again and ate it crazily. His eating speed was even faster than before.
Zuo Xiaonian's eyes were curved as she held a bowl of porridge. She was eating the porridge one spoonful at a time. A few strands of hair fell down, reflecting on her delicate and almost transparent cheeks.
She stared at the porridge and thought to herself, I'm not going to tell him that I only suppressed it seven or eight times in total … Let this kid hold it in. Anyway, the longer he holds it in, the better …
… … …
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