Me first?
Zuo Changlu couldn't help but think of his relationship with Lei Changtian.
He thought, "How about I call you big brother, and you call me father?"
But no matter what, he didn't dare to say this out loud.
If he said it out loud, the Demon King and Donghuang would go crazy … This is the Demon Palace.
He had to be steady!
Zuo Changlu pondered for a moment and said, "Xiao Duo once told me about an unofficial history book. A certain sect's Junior Brother was humorous and absurd by nature, and he had a childish temper. One day, he forced his Martial Nephew to become sworn brothers with him, and they had no choice but to agree. After that, the Martial Nephew said to his own Martial Nephew, 'Martial Uncle is naive and unrestrained, and doesn't care about worldly seniority. It's common for people to be in disarray in the Jianghu, but because of fate, let's talk about our own … I think it's the same for the current situation, but because of fate … let's talk about our own …"
Strictly speaking, Zuo Zhanglu's words seemed to be reasonable. However, he really didn't have any confidence in them.
But as he said before, the most important thing was the situation. If the other party was willing to compromise, then speaking without confidence was also a myth!
The Demon King rubbed his palms and laughed, "Not bad, not bad. Good idea. Let's talk about our own, it's good. The Jianghu has always been in disarray, not caring about worldly seniority is the right thing to do."
"We are all people who have transcended the world, how can we be bound by it … Haha, good."
Donghuang stopped studying the wine cup and raised his head, "It's good to talk about our own, but how exactly?"
The Demon King said straightforwardly, "Xiao Duo and Little Nian are Ya Qiong's second parents, of course they are of the same generation as us. This can't be messed up! "
"Big brother is right."
Donghuang nodded, his face red, "This is Ya Qiong's fate, and also everyone's fate."
"We and the Left Minister … cough cough cough, we have been friends for a long time, and we have heard of his name, so also … this …" The Demon King stuttered as he spoke.
Even if he was the Emperor of a generation, he still couldn't speak smoothly.
You and his son are of the same generation.
Then, he would treat her father as an equal?
Everyone's approval was one thing, but how they declared it was another.
Donghuang sighed in his heart when he saw his elder brother in a difficult position. However, his face immediately revealed a look of generosity as he slapped his thigh and laughed heartily, "We are all at the peak of our respective races. Of course, we are peers! What's there to hide, right? "
It had to be said that a veteran was indeed a veteran.
His Majesty Donghuang could play the role of a sovereign overlooking the world, he could also play the role of a commander-in-chief, he could also play the role of a benevolent elder, and he could also play the role of a strategist …
Now, when he played this kind of second-rate character, he was astonishingly lifelike, and his acting was so good that it was almost bone-piercing!
In short, all the embarrassing things were done by Donghuang.
Whatever Big Brother can't do, I'll do it. It's that simple!
Demon Emperor Di Jun heaved a sigh of relief. He gave Donghuang a look of approval and said, "Although Second Brother is usually like this, what you said now is really right. I think so too."
Donghuang lowered his head and rolled his eyes. He thought to himself, What can I say wrong? This is something you can't say out loud …
Besides, what do you mean I'm usually like this? Am I the kind of person who is usually like this? Isn't it all because of you?
If it wasn't for Big Sister, I wouldn't have bothered with you!
However, I've accompanied you, Big Brother, to act for my whole life. Up until today, I've tried every role …
My acting career, up until now, can be considered flat in every field.
In every field, there's a Best Actor trophy!
Isn't this what it means to say that life is like a drama, and drama is like life?
Is it easy for me?
With a brother like you, I'll be like this for the rest of my life. What can I do if I don't accept my fate?
On the other side, Zuo Changlu also clapped his hands and laughed. "Great minds think alike. I think so too."
For a moment, the three old men were all grinning from ear to ear, as if they had put down their worries.
It's settled!
Demon Emperor's brain also became flexible. He said, "For Yaqiong, it's not hard to distinguish. Right? Xihe and I are his parents. Xiao Duo and Xiao Nian are his parents. Second Brother is naturally his uncle. As for Brother Zuo and Sister-in-law … cough cough … Brother … Brother … Brother Zuo and Sister-in-law …"
Demon Emperor paused. He wanted to say Brother Zuo and Sister-in-law.
However, when he thought about how he had just pulled her down from the position of an elder and then called her Sister-in-law, it seemed that he had the intention to push his luck. It didn't make sense.
He couldn't even get past him, let alone others!
Therefore, he changed his words to Sister-in-law at the last minute …
He still wanted to continue. "… Cough cough cough. Yes, Brother Zuo and Sister-in-law are naturally his grandparents. Let's talk about our own matters. The Jianghu is chaotic, and fate brings us together."
"That's right. There is no conflict at all. No conflict."
Demon Emperor Dijun waved his hands and used gestures to increase the persuasiveness of his words. He tried his best to explain. "He is Yaqiong and Seventh Brother here. He is Xiao over there … There is no problem!"
"Yaqiong is the Seventh Prince of the Demon Clan. Xiao is the successor of the Astral Souls. They are not the same thing. They can't be regarded as the same person. There is no problem with your words. "Demon Emperor slapped his thigh.
Zuo Changlu and Donghuang Taiyi looked serious. "Yes, there is no problem!"
"There is no conflict at all."
On the other side, Zuo Xiao Duo and Zuo Xiao Nian were dumbfounded as they looked at the three old men whose faces were as thick as the city walls. They were flattering each other as if they were bathing in the spring breeze.
They heard that the identities of the two of them were arranged in various ways. As the direct parties, they were not even qualified to speak.
On the other side, Xihe and Wu Yuting covered their faces. They felt too ashamed to face anyone …
The words made no sense … The group of men in a remote corner flattered each other and explained to each other. There was nothing wrong with it!
It was like three people discussing mathematics together.
One said, "One plus one equals nine! There is no problem with that, right? "
The other two agreed at the same time. "There is no problem with that. One plus one equals nine. There is no problem with that!"
Xihe was embarrassed because of Demon Emperor Dijun. He had almost lost his mind because of this issue. It was too embarrassing. Besides, he felt that it was not right to forcefully suppress his seniority … But he had to do it …
On the other hand, Wu Yuting's dilemma had a different feeling.
Because she thought of her own family.
Zuo Changlu and Lei Changtian were sworn brothers. Zuo Changlu was the eldest.
As Lei Changtian's daughter, she was married to Zuo Changlu, her father's eldest.
Therefore, Zuo Changlu called Lei Changtian Second Brother. Sometimes, he would also call him Father-in-law.
However, Lei Changtian still called Zuo Changlu Eldest Brother. He had never called him son-in-law … because he did not dare.
In other words, she was originally one generation younger. However, because she married the wrong person, she was promoted by one generation.
This was only the problem of her own generation.
After having a son and daughter, it was even more chaotic.
A son was both a son and a son-in-law. A daughter was both a daughter and a daughter-in-law.
If it was her, she was both a mother-in-law and a mother-in-law. Zuo Changlu was also a father-in-law and a father-in-law.
That was not all.
Who asked her adopted daughter to marry her biological son? Since she did not let the fertile water flow to an outsider's field, she had to accept the remaining bits and pieces willingly!
In the future, she would also shoulder the burden of her grandparents.
Until now …
Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian were fiercely promoted by the Demon Emperor couple. The Demon Emperor lowered his status to be friends with Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian. However, the Demon Emperor and her husband were also friends of the same generation. Her son was suddenly promoted to the same generation as her?
Do you want my son to call me sister-in-law when he sees me with this move of yours, Demon Emperor Jun?
Wu Yuting felt that her brain was about to explode from thinking. However, the more she thought, the more confused she became. She could not understand.
They were a family of four, so how could the seniority be so messed up?
Moreover, it was the kind of mess … that she could not understand even after thinking for a long time!
She had to admit that this matter was really troublesome.
If she brought her own father into this, her father would call her husband Eldest Brother, and her son would call her sister-in-law. In that case, the little dog and his grandfather could also call each other brothers?
Wouldn't this be even messier than a mess …
Well, if her father, that old man, took things too hard and forcefully became sworn brothers with Xiao Duo's little friend, would the story that Changlu mentioned just now happen? Oh my god …
A certain God of Creation expressed that this relationship was not clear and forced everyone to tacitly stop mentioning the issue of seniority.
Then, everyone really stopped mentioning the issue of seniority!
Since this matter had already been settled, in order to avoid awkwardness, they would try their best to avoid meeting each other in the future.
Thinking about it carefully, this was not a big deal. As long as she deliberately wanted to avoid him, she could guarantee that he would never see her again in this lifetime after today's parting!
Thinking about it further, in order to avoid awkwardness when meeting each other, it was to avoid a summit meeting between the demon race and the human race. I'm afraid that the friction between the demon race and the human race would be much smaller because of this. Even if there were incidents, they would be minimized to the greatest extent.
Since the knot in their hearts had been resolved, the Demon Emperor and Demon Empress set up a banquet. Donghuang accompanied everyone to drink, and there were exactly eight people present.
Demon Emperor Jun, Donghuang, Tai Yi, Demon Empress Xi He, Zuo Changlu, Wu Yuting, Zuo Xiaoduo, Zuo Xiaonian, and Xiao. Brackets: Seventh Prince Ya Qiong.
The person in charge of turning around and pouring the tea and wine was no longer Zuo Xiaoduo. It was everyone's junior, Xiao's turn.
Everyone mentioned his seniority, except for Xiaoxiao.
When Xiao walked to Zuo Xiaoduo's side with the wine jug, he stammered a few times and did not know how to greet him for a moment.
After all, he had now regained his memories, his rationality, and his brain. He was no longer that ignorant little Three-legged Golden Crow. Naturally, he knew that he could not call Zuo Xiaoduo 'mother' anymore …
But to suddenly call him 'father' … it seemed too sudden and too deliberate!
Zuo Xiaoduo rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't you call me 'mother'?"
The dignified Seventh Prince's face turned red because of one sentence, and he almost covered his face and ran away.
Demon Emperor Donghuang, Zuo Changlu, and the others were stunned, but suddenly burst into laughter. The remaining awkwardness from before disappeared.
Zuo Changlu said gently, "When you grow up and become sensible, you should call him 'father' instead. How can you call a man 'mother'? "
Xiao was relieved and hurriedly changed his words.
Zuo Xiaoduo agreed readily. He drank a cup of wine together with Zuo Xiaonian, who was blushing after being called 'mother'. He said emotionally, "It's not easy. It's really not easy to be a mother for so many years … Cough, the taste is wonderful. Let's discuss when we can make you a younger brother."
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[The Zuo family's seniority made me sweat. God knows how it turned out like this … This author is really a genius …]
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