Zuo Changlu and Lei Changtian were already familiar with the process. Wu Yuting and Bai Yunduo followed suit and quickly got into the zone. Only Zuo Xiaonian's cultivation level was not high enough to pull the camera over and create a sense of déjà vu. Even if her eyesight was good enough, she did not have the corresponding spatial ability. She was about to miss the opportunity …
She was extremely anxious.
Hence, she hugged her mother's arm and begged Wu Yuting, "Mom, you have to send me the full video later."
"Go away! Close your eyes! What are you looking at? That's not good stuff! "
"I don't want to! Little Doggy is having fun now. I don't care anymore … "
"…" Wu Yuting was speechless for a moment.
"In the future, during the New Year … Aren't fireworks banned everywhere? In the future, during the New Year … I'll let Little Doggy go up and make some fireworks. It'll definitely be popular and praised by everyone … "Zuo Xiaonian suddenly had an idea.
"Let your husband make fireworks in the sky naked?" Wu Yuting was surprised.
"You can do it in our yard …"
"Naked?"
"… Why don't you make a hole in your pants?"
"You're a girl. Can you be more shameless?"
"No!"
"…"
On the other side.
Bai Yunduo's face was red, but she was still very strong and resolute. She took out her cell phone and started filming. This kind of situation might not happen again in millions of years, let alone once in a thousand years.
It was very likely that this would be the only time in history.
It would be a pity to miss this opportunity to preserve the video footage …
Seeing everyone's reaction, Zuo Xiaoduo, who was in mid-air, only had one thought.
"Luckily, Li Chenglong and the others didn't come to watch me break through …"
"Otherwise, how can I still have the face to be their boss …"
On the ground, Bai, Jiu, and Xiao were jumping up and down and looking up.
The three little ones were exclaiming, "Wow, Mommy is so awesome …"
"Yeah, Mommy is so awesome. Mommy can actually say something nice … I'm so jealous …"
"I'm so jealous …"
"I'm so jealous …"
…
After confirming that the lens was focused, Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting looked at each other and began to communicate telepathically.
"This isn't normal … What's going on?"
"The Ten Heavenly Tribulations are jointly controlled by the Heavenly Daos of the Nine Clans. Each of them is responsible for one cycle … Which cycle of the Heavenly Daos is responsible for this cycle? So far, there is no malicious intent at all … "
"Yes, the so-called Heavenly Lightning Strike was purely because they were indignant at the little dog's arrogant provocation and specially created a large-scale social death scene … As for the danger, there was not the slightest bit. Even the Heavenly Lightning Strike was helping the little dog … Which clan's Heavenly Dao master is this, to actually release such great kindness?"
"How is it possible … to have such complete consciousness? Isn't it too human-like? "
"Yes, it seems to be a game."
"I'm guessing we'll have to go through this eight more times …" Zuo Changlu was still paying attention to the recording to confirm the situation.
"That's for sure."
"Until now, only the Ancient Dragon Phoenix Tribulation hasn't made a move … It seems that the Dragon Phoenix Tribulation will complete the last Heavenly Tribulation … However, the Dragon Phoenix is famous for not showing mercy. Since they're here to join in the fun, there must be a reason."
"So …"
"It's fine to lose a little face … The little dog also needs such a lesson. Besides, there are no outsiders … It's just a naked butt and spraying some fireworks or something …"
"But if the last Heavenly Tribulation falls into the hands of the Dragon Phoenix, it will inevitably become a life and death tribulation. It's not optimistic!"
Wu Yuting sighed and said, "No matter how worried we are now, we can't interfere. We can only hope that the Dragon Phoenix Fate of Duo and Nian Nian will be able to make the last Dragon Phoenix Tribulation show some mercy …"
Zuo Changlu nodded and didn't say anything else.
In fact, he and Wu Yuting knew very well that this was impossible!
What kind of existence was the Heavenly Tribulation?
How could there be such a thing as showing mercy?
Right now, the husband and wife no longer held out any hope for Zuo Xiaoduo's so-called perfect Heavenly Tribulation. They only hoped that the Heavenly Dao would allow him to pass through this situation, or even … as long as he could survive, it would be fine!
"What do you think is the probability of Duo Duo surviving the Heavenly Tribulation?" Wu Yuting was still worried.
"90%." Zuo Changlu said very calmly.
His voice was firm.
His expression was calm.
This sentence, these two words, were like a powerful reassuring pill.
Wu Yuting immediately felt relieved.
Her husband would never be too sure of his words.
Generally, when he said 80%, it basically meant 100% certainty. As for 90%, it was even more foolproof. There would be no so-called accidents!
Zuo Changlu calmly continued to record, but in fact, he had already made preparations in case there was no other way.
If the situation was really worrisome and Duo Duo couldn't make it, he would use the Sky-Stealing Sun-Swapping Technique and sacrifice one of the Minister's doppelgangers in exchange for Duo Duo Duo!
Although this would cause Zuo Xiaoduo's Great Dao to be damaged, and he would never be able to reach the peak in his lifetime. It would even be difficult for him to take another step forward. At the same time, it would also cause his strength to drop by one level. But … it was much better than having his soul scattered.
Only by staying alive would there be a future to speak of!
That was why he made this promise.
Because he knew that if he didn't say this, Wu Yuting would definitely do it when the time came. And his wife's cultivation was much weaker than his own …
So … I'll do it when the time comes!
Zuo Changlu thought calmly and looked at the Heavenly Tribulation with full confidence.
As a husband, as a father, if I have to do this, then who else but me!
In the sky …
Bolts of tribulation lightning continued to strike down, one after another!
Zuo Xiaoduo naturally maintained his naked state as he spun in circles in the sky and set off fireworks.
The worst time was when his stomach was three times bigger than the most bloated period before. It was to the extent that he directly floated more than eight hundred meters in the sky. Under the watchful eyes of the ten tribulation eyes, he floated back and forth …
This was too much. Zuo Xiaoduo felt that he was going to explode from anger!
Most of the time, he was like a small jet filled with dye, flying back and forth under the clouds …
Sometimes, his butt would spray rainbows as he rushed forward …
After rushing to a certain distance, the front of his lower body would spray rainbows, and then he would retreat … and then halfway back, his mouth would start spraying rainbows as well. There was also a recoil, or perhaps a forward recoil …
After two rounds, the only place left to spray was the buttocks …
He flew as he sprayed rainbows …
There was even a kind of feeling: Buzz buzz buzz, buzz buzz buzz, I'm a happy little bee … my ass!
Zuo Xiaoduo could feel that all around him, there was resentment from the Nine Great Heavenly Dao. They were all looking at him gloatingly.
Who asked you to be cheap!
Kid, are you still cheap?
Are you still smug?
It's been so long, there hasn't been anything that dared to provoke the Heavenly Dao in such a cheap way. Now, there's actually someone like you. Isn't it fun to play with you … Don't I care about my reputation?
Zuo Xiaoduo felt this resentment very clearly and very clearly. It was within reach and close at hand.
He didn't know if others could feel it when they were going through the tribulation, but he could clearly feel it.
Although he could feel it, Zuo Xiaoduo didn't dare to let out a fart now!
Cough … No, he was farting non-stop now. He was really bootlicking … and it was a continuous stream of bootlicking.
In short, he didn't dare to show even the slightest bit of dissatisfaction.
He really knew.
It turned out that the Heavens … really did have emotions!
Mama Mia … This is too scary!
You should've said that you had emotions earlier. You should've said that you had feelings earlier. How would I dare to provoke you? I would've definitely tried to please you and flatter you. Even if it was bootlicking and bootlicking, I wouldn't have hesitated …
Yes, what I'm doing now is really bootlicking, but it's not the same as what I'm saying!
He was getting closer and closer to the tribulation clouds.
Countless thoughts began to surround Zuo Xiaoduo.
Zuo Xiaoduo could clearly sense that several consciousnesses were even conversing with him.
"Are you going to be wild again? Why aren't you being wild anymore? "
"Show me one more time!"
"Provoke me. Can't you do it? Aren't you cheap? Where's your ability? "
"Do you believe that I'll strike your penis so hard that it won't grow back forever? Tell me if you don't believe me. "
"Little kid, I can't do anything to you. I'll f * ck your ass until it blossoms and blossoms. I'll teach you a lesson …"
"It's rare to see someone so cocky since the beginning of time. Don't be scared. You can continue to do this in the future. Today's show was very good. You can continue to do this in the future …"
"Take it easy, you guys …"
"I can't stand this cheap look!"
"I can't stand it either!"
"Me too …"
"Me too …"
"Cheap people will be punished by the heavens! Haven't you heard of this before? "
Zuo Xiao Duo trembled, but his stiff body couldn't do anything else. He couldn't even beg for mercy. He could only try his best to show an expression of begging for mercy in his eyes … ….
However, those cowering little eyes, those pitiful little eyes, those innocent little eyes, those ignorant of the world …
Pure, innocent, bright, ignorant, adorable …
All kinds of expressions were vividly displayed in Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes.
"This guy is still acting. Does he really think that this little trick will work … Let's do it again …"
Zuo Xiaoduo now felt that he had been reduced to a toy. Yes, a toy of the Heavenly Axiom.
However, on second thought, he could not help but feel smug and proud.
Since ancient times, who could become a toy of the Heavenly Axiom? Could the Heavenly Axiom casually play with him? What a joke! That required great luck! Great courage! Great achievements!
Could Li Chenglong do it? Could Long Yusheng do it? Wanli Xiu, Yu Moyan, and the others … A bunch of trash!
Only I, Zuo Xiaoduo!
Creation of the Heavens and Earth!
Since the beginning of time!
Unprecedented and unparalleled!
I am proud!
The Heavenly Axiom's consciousness was puzzled.
"This guy is actually arrogant. He's already like this. His butt is already blooming, and he can still be so smug …"
"I really don't know where he got his arrogance from."
"Come, come, come, let's do it again … Let him show off … Let me think carefully, why is he so proud …"
…
Finally, it was the last one.
The unprecedented nine-colored lightning tribulation struck a total of ninety-nine times …
Zuo Xiaoduo flew into the sky like a pig's urine bubble that was as thin as a cicada's wings …
…
[It's the last day of the double. I beg for monthly votes. Brothers of Qidian and Reading, do your best. There's more in the afternoon.]
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