Jack's leg was as flexible as rubber and could be lengthened or shortened at will. Just like a basketball or a football, it had a strong defence against blunt weapons, but was very afraid of stabs and stabs.
Under the slash of '+ 7 West', Sheyan easily severed the left leg of the enemy with a swipe of his saber.
After the slash, a large amount of yellow-green liquid sprayed out from the end of Jack's severed leg. It was very violent and crazy!
If one had to make an analogy, it was like a high-pressure faucet on a fire truck that was spraying water. After being cut in half, the liquid sprayed out fiercely in all directions. The two halves of the faucet twisted and twitched violently on the ground.
Although Jack's body was quite flexible, it was impossible for him to be completely fine after losing a leg. He immediately lost his balance and staggered, almost falling to the ground.
Sheyan immediately grabbed an old guitar and threw it at Jack's head. The chords on the old guitar suddenly rang out and broke into several pieces. Jack's chin was also hit. Although he fell forward, his head was still raised.
Sheyan pounced forward and viciously smashed his elbow into the guy's head from top to bottom. Then, without giving the guy any chance to retaliate, Sheyan pulled out 'Ambition' and fired a shot at the guy's head!
With a loud bang, the light blue smoke of the gunpowder swirled around. Although the smell was quite choking, Sheyan felt an indescribable sense of familiarity. After Jack was shot, his head immediately exploded like a balloon, splashing Sheyan's face with his blood.
Strangely, the liquid and secretions produced after the explosion had an indescribable sweetness to it. It wasn't as disgusting as Sheyan had imagined.
Jack, who had his head blown off, was stunned for a long time. After a while, the severed part of his neck squirmed strangely for a while, and then a fist-sized sarcoma-like object grew out.
After the 'sarcoma' came into contact with the air, it grew rapidly. In the end, like a sprout growing into a big tree, it successfully grew out another head. This new head was exactly the same as Jack's old head, except it was wet, as if it was drenched with glue.
Sheyan pressed the muzzle of the gun against his head and said indifferently.
"Mr. Jack, I know that it's very painful to be shot in the head, and it takes a lot of energy to regenerate a head, so don't give me a reason to pull the trigger."
Jack gasped for breath, gritting his teeth as he flexed his facial muscles. Then, he shouted angrily, "Hey, hey!
"I really don't have any imported goods here (referring to weapons imported from other planets)! Because we just received a notice last night that a group of outsiders reeking of blood would arrive on Earth, I made several big deals in less than twenty-four hours and cleared out the three years' backlog. Damn it, why didn't I keep one for myself? "
"We received a notice last night …." Sheyan muttered, "It seems that someone triggered a hidden mission in this world last night, so it triggered the follow-up storyline. So we've also suffered, and the difficulty has increased! So the idiot who was just killed by the Zerg aliens is the first sacrifice? "
"Damn it! Don't you believe that I don't have that thing??? If I did, I'd definitely take it out, aim it at your head, and pull the trigger. You rotten protoprotein, dirty nucleic acid, hurry up and let me go. I'm a registered taxpayer with the Space Administration, and I pay my taxes on time. "
Jack roared angrily. He struggled fiercely, and his eyes were bloodshot with anger.
Sheyan turned his head and frowned.
"How can I make him quiet down?"
Jinkuang, who was being consulted, immediately answered in high spirits.
"That's easy! Just stuff his mouth first …. "
Sheyan immediately grabbed a towel and stuffed it in.
"Then, take off his clothes."
Sheyan tore off Jack's clothes. The naked body under the clothes was no different from the rest of the Americans. Although he was thin, he still had chest hair, and one or two tattoos that were so faint that they were almost invisible.
"Then, take off his pants."
"…. Now's not the time to play!" Sheyan roared gloomily.
"I'm not playing with you!" Jinkuang snickered.
Sheyan, "…. Fine, I'll take it off!"
Jack roared angrily again. This was the normal reaction of 99% of men when their pants were taken off by someone of the same sex. Sheyan could barely hold him down, so he simply aimed at Jack's head and shot him again. And so, the world became quiet — before Jack's head grew out again.
"What do we do now?" Sheyan fiercely wiped the green goo off his face.
Jinkuang shrugged.
"Reach out and hold his * * *."
Sheyan, "…. What the f * * k!"
Then, he laughed angrily. "Am I going to masturbate for him next?"
Jinkuang sighed, then lunged forward and grabbed the thing that Jack used to urinate, and pulled it up. Sheyan was stunned. It turned out that under Jinkuang's action, Jack's stomach seemed to have been unzipped, revealing the contents inside.
There were no bloody internal organs in the stomach, but a large crystal-like thing. The inside of the large "crystal" was like a human's "three rooms and one living room", forming a considerable number of partitions. An alien the size of a fist was looking over with two long antennae. The two eyes on the antennae were glaring angrily at Sheyan. The body of the unlucky Jack looked no different from a French snail with its shell peeled off.
Sheyan flicked the transparent 'crystal' with his finger as he laughed heartily.
"My dear Jack, you'd better do whatever I tell you to do now, or something very tragic may happen."
Jack intertwined his two antennae, then swung a baseball bat at Sheyan, full of contempt.
Sheyan sighed, then snapped his fingers at Jinkuang, who was already eager to give it a try ….
*****
About half an hour later, Jack's panicked face appeared on the surveillance video of the Men in Black's headquarters.
"I'd like to apply for Backup Number III! I repeat, I'd like to apply for Backup Number III! "
The on-duty officer yawned lazily. The so-called Reinforcement No.3 was similar to the trivial things like car accidents and neighborhood quarrels in the real world. Even the 110 didn't want to go there. However, Jack's terrible and panicked voice kept hovering in the air like a nightmare. Only then did the on-duty officer impatiently reply, "What's the matter?"
"Okay, please state your reason."
Jack said with a sullen face.
"A young man just rushed into my shop and asked me to put all my valuables and money into the pocket he brought with him. My business hasn't been doing well recently, so in his disappointment, he, he shot me in the head …. Then he fainted while my head was growing out. "
The guard on duty asked impatiently.
"So, has he been subdued by you now?"
Mr. Jack said bitterly, "That's right.
"I've tied him to a chair next to me, and he won't wake up anytime soon."
The guard on duty yawned again and underlined Category VI on the form next to him. This represented the lightest contact incident.
"Jack, if you can send him to our headquarters …."
"I don't have time! I've heard enough of your verbal thanks. "
"Very well, then in 20 minutes at most, our Men in Black agent …. Mr. G will be at your service. The memory of the robber who shot you in the head will be erased, and he will be sentenced to 17 years in federal prison for attempted murder. His sentence will not be commuted or released on bail. This is operator No. 6 at your service. If you're satisfied with my service, please press 1 + pound key. If you have any doubts about my service or want to complain, please press 1 + pound key …. "
*****
Listening to the monotonous voice coming out of the phone, Mr. Jack glared at Sheyan with hatred in his eyes.
"If it weren't for the fact that I don't have any good feelings towards the Men in Black, I would never make this call. Never!"
Sheyan flicked him away with a finger. He turned to Jinkuang and said.
"What do you think about what I'm going to do next?"
Jinkuang took out a worn-out fly swatter, and very straightforwardly pressed down on Mr. Jack, who was crawling and trying to escape. He then said in a serious tone, "Mr. Jack...
He said seriously, "You have to think carefully. This is the world of the Men in Black. If you attack the Men in Black agent, Mr. G, it's likely to be a provocation against the order of this world! It's like killing people in your world. Killing ordinary people and killing policemen and sentinels will definitely be treated differently. The former will be classified as an internal conflict of the people, while the latter may be the target of anti-social and anti-regime measures! "
Sheyan was silent for a while before he said.
"I know what you're saying, but I know one thing even better! If I don't attack Mr. G, then the mission of challenging the boundary is almost destined to fail. And failure means death for me, who still has to complete the Bloody World challenge! "
"If I attack him, then I have at least a 50% chance of passing the boundary challenge. Even if I'll be hunted down by the whole of New York or even the United States, I'll still have a chance to live! This f * cking world!! I have no choice at all! "
By the time he reached the end of his speech, Sheyan was already gnashing his teeth in anger!
Jinkuang, on the other hand, applauded with a sinister smile.
"Not bad, not bad. It's very exciting. Now that you've set your goal, don't hesitate. Do it!"
*****
I'm a natural airhead. Once again, I've forgotten to post …!!!
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