Since he had doubts, he naturally had to investigate. Ang Lee looked at Yu Chaoen in front of him and asked curiously, "The Bureau of Fish Supervision has been talking for a long time. Tell me about yourself! Do you also want to find a young woman to be your food partner? "
Yu Chaoen was slightly taken aback when he heard this. He then replied casually, "In front of Assistant Minister Li, I don't dare to lie. In this world, who likes to be alone and lonely? However, I am just a person who has been cleansed. Even if someone is willing to be my food partner, it won't be sincere. Therefore, why should I waste my energy? So be it. I'll be alone for the rest of my life. "
After he finished speaking, his eyes were filled with loneliness. He seemed a little unhappy. There was no trace of the excitement from before.
It was obvious that as a eunuch, Yu Chaoen still had some inferiority complex. It was just that it was not obvious usually. His usual carefree attitude was just to cover up his real vulnerability.
Seeing this, Ang Lee comforted him, "The Bureau of Fish Supervision has not even tried. How can you be sure that the other party is not sincere?"
"Women have desires too. I am a cleansed person. If I can't satisfy them and bring them the happiness they want, how can I get their heart?"
Yu Chaoen replied calmly. It seemed that although he was not capable, he was still an expert in this field. When he was in the palace, he must have seen many erotic scenes. Perhaps he had peeked at the Emperor's concubines. Or perhaps he had read the forbidden books in the palace, such as erotic pictures.
In short, not having the ability did not mean that he did not understand. Moreover, it was not an ordinary understanding, but a very clear understanding. He understood very well that if he could not satisfy a woman, he could not make her happy. In this way, it would be difficult to obtain a woman's sincerity. If he could not obtain her sincerity and make her happy, then what was the difference between finding a woman and living alone?
It was like the old man in the future. Although he had a lot of money, he knew that the woman would not truly like him. She was just looking for money. Therefore, it was better to be alone. Some old men who did not know themselves would often be deprived of everything after marrying a young and beautiful woman. After their property was forcibly taken, they would have nothing left. For example, after nominally collecting the certificate and becoming a legal partner, the old man would be chased out of the house or could only live in the kennel in front of the house. The house and money in the house would be taken by the young girl. The old man was old and weak. He could not fight back even if he wanted to. After all, these vicious people were the best at disguising themselves. In front of the officials, they could treat each other with respect. However, after the officials left, they would immediately change their faces and chase the old man into the straw shed.
Yu Chaoen was still very young. He was not an old man who was old and weak. Naturally, he did not have to worry about this. Moreover, he would not worry that finding a woman to eat would make him suffer. However, if he could not obtain a woman's heart, and he did not have the ability to obtain a woman's body, then he would find someone to come back. Was it just to talk? For him, there did not seem to be much difference between talking to a woman and talking to a man, or talking to a eunuch. In this way, it was better not to have a woman. Anyway, everyone knew that he was a eunuch. If he did not want a woman, others would not gossip. Unlike the older men in the future, if they did not marry, others would gossip. They would even speculate whether this man had a physiological problem. Otherwise, why did he not marry a wife?
At this moment, Ang Lee suddenly admired Yu Chaoen. At least, he was not a person who occupied the latrine. Since he could not satisfy a woman, then he should not marry, so as not to delay her happiness.
However, the defect of a eunuch was just a small object. In the face of the powerful technology of the later generations, this small defect was nothing at all. It could be easily made up for.
Even in ancient times, there were various substitutes for instruments. However, wood, stone, and jade were too low-grade. The gap between them and real people was too big. Therefore, they could never replace real people. The difference in taste was not ordinary. Therefore, even if the eunuch prepared instruments made of jade, it was difficult to satisfy a woman.
However, if an advanced machine that was softer and more flexible was used, then it could completely replace a real person. In fact, since the machine could last indefinitely, it would be even better than a real person. According to Li An's memory, as long as a fake was made real enough and worn on a real person's body, then the fake could be passed off as the real thing.
For example, in many sports competitions, some people were afraid of being found out during the urine test because they drank stimulants. Therefore, when they participated in the urine test, they used fake instruments to avoid the test because some of the fake instruments were very delicate, just like real human organs. Whether it was the color, size, or softness, they were exactly the same. Therefore, it was very likely to avoid the test.
Therefore, women in civilized society were very happy. Even if they found an old man who had lost his ability, as long as the old man was rich, then the woman could be satisfied. After all, advanced instruments could be customized. They could be as big, hard, and flexible as they wanted. There was even a temperature function and a rotation function that a real person could not have. No matter how high a woman's requirements were, she could obtain great satisfaction. The pleasure she obtained was far beyond that of a real person.
In the era of the Tang dynasty, there were naturally no such advanced instruments. However, rubber had been manufactured long ago. Therefore, as long as Ang Lee spent a little effort in research and development, it was not difficult to make instruments that were comparable to real people. Moreover, they could be developed according to different needs to meet the needs of different people.
"Haha! Bureau of Fish Supervision, if you can make a naked man satisfy all the needs of a woman and completely make a woman happy, then can you win a woman's heart? "
Ang Lee asked with a smile.
Yu Chaoen was suddenly happy at first, but then his spirit dimmed. He said with a smile, "I know what Assistant Minister Li means. However, things that have been cut off can't grow back. Those hard things are still far from real people. Can Assistant Minister Li invent something that can be passed off as a real thing? That's not very possible!"
After saying that, Yu Chaoen seemed to be a little surprised again.
Ang Lee nodded and said, "That's right. Since I said so, of course, I can make a lot of things that are much better than those on the market. However, it needs time to study whether it can really pass off as a real thing or not. In fact, it also depends on the person. Some people have experienced a lot and naturally can't hide it. But women who have never experienced it may not be able to tell the difference."
"Unexpectedly, there is such a good thing. But I don't know what it is made of. It can pass off as a real thing. Could it be made of animals?"
Yu Chaoen asked curiously. His eyes were full of joy. If there was really such a powerful instrument, then he could be free for once. He could find a palace maid and eat together. You and I will be happy, and everyone will be happy. Moreover, there would be no worry about pregnancy, so there would be no exposure. "Animals are not animals.
It will rot after being cut off. Even if it doesn't rot, it will be useless. In fact, it is a new material. It is lighter than wood, smoother than jade, and more flexible than bronze. Moreover, its shape and color can be made to be the same as a real person. If you don't distinguish it carefully, you really can't find it. The most valuable thing is that it can have a built-in battery. In this way, it can even have a temperature. It won't be as cold as jade, and it can give people a real feeling. "
Ang Lee introduced the situation truthfully.
The reason why he suddenly thought of inventing health care products was that he felt that the group of eunuchs was too pitiful. It was difficult for them to get the love of women in their lives. They were lonely all their lives. Even if they had the opportunity to eat together with palace maids, they could not get their hearts. After all, eunuchs could not satisfy women. Even if they used jade, it was fake at first glance. It had no great effect at all, and it was easy to hurt palace maids. However, with the high-tech rubber material products, coupled with the battery technology, and the magic tools such as aloe vera lubricant, this special group of eunuchs could also obtain the happy life they wanted.
Ang Lee was a good man, a very good man. Naturally, he did not want to see the group of eunuchs be lonely all their lives. He also felt sad for the palace maids in the palace. These biologically normal women had to spend their best years deep in the palace. Because they could not be satisfied during the long night, many of the palace maids would be perverted, and then a series of palace fights would occur. If the eunuchs could satisfy the palace maids and let them truly experience the joy of being women, their mood would be much better, and naturally, they would not have the mind to fight against each other.
In other words, by doing so, Ang Lee was not only doing the eunuchs a great favor, but also doing the palace maids a great favor, so that they could be favored by the eunuchs during the long night deep in the palace, so that they would not be lonely. This was of great help to improve their quality of life. Even those unfavored concubines could use these utensils to satisfy themselves. After all, these utensils were objects and not living people. Therefore, there was no problem of immorality. Even if the Emperor knew, nothing would happen. Since ancient times, the Emperor would even reward his concubines with some utensils in order to tell her that he would not favor her in the future and let her play with the utensils at night.
There were many women deep in the palace, and most of them could not be satisfied with love. Therefore, there were many resentful women. In order to relieve a little of loneliness, special utensils of various materials could be seen everywhere in the palace. Unfortunately, these utensils were too stiff and could not be compared with the Dragon Root of a man. Therefore, the effect was very poor. It was like a hungry man eating grass and leaves every day to satisfy his hunger. So, how could he satisfy his appetite?
The high-tech gadget that Ang Lee was going to invent could definitely beat all the erotic utensils in this era. It could be called the king of erotic utensils. As long as it could be launched, it would certainly gain a large market, especially in the palace where the demand was relatively high. There would certainly be many high-ranking customers.
Even ordinary families had the same demand for this product. For example, some businessmen went out for a long time, leaving their beautiful wives and concubines alone in an empty room for months or even years. There were also families where the husband died early, leaving the wife to raise the children alone. Thus, they could not get any comfort. Of course, the more serious situation was that the husband had erectile dysfunction, or his body was too weak to satisfy his beautiful wife. Under such circumstances, buying a few utensils to liven things up was also a very good lubricant to adjust the relationship between husband and wife.
In short, Ang Lee felt that his invention of these utensils was a good thing to benefit the people. It was definitely not an evil thing. It was a good thing that could be affirmed. It could solve too many problems of disharmony in this world, and thus be beneficial to the perfection of the whole society.
Ang Lee described the utensils that he was going to invent as if they were gods. Yu Chaoen was stunned. This little eunuch who had been castrated since childhood actually longed to be a normal person. The reason why he became a eunuch was naturally because his family was poor and did not have the ability to support him. Thus, he could only be castrated first, and then sent to the palace to serve the nobles.
In other words, almost all the eunuchs were castrated because their families were hungry and cold when they were young, and there was no way to fill their stomachs. Finally, they sent their young children to the palace.
Every eunuch who worked in the palace should more or less wish to be a normal man. Even if it was only occasionally, it was okay. There were very few eunuchs whose biggest wish was to be able to regrow their lower body after they gained power. This was their biggest wish. But it was obviously impossible.
In many dynasties in history, this unrealistic idea of eunuchs was taken advantage of by some people with ulterior motives. They would tell eunuchs that as long as they ate the brains of young girls, their lower body would have a chance to regrow. These eunuchs believed it, and thus all the children in the world were frightened. All the parents in the world were worried and afraid. So everyone hated eunuchs and regarded them as devils.
What was lost was lost, and it was impossible to regrow it. The only feasible way to make up for this regret was to replace it with materials such as rubber and make a fake one for oneself. In this way, not only could one show off his masculinity, but he could even be more powerful than ordinary men. At least, this utensil had an unlimited time and would never be soft. It could greatly satisfy women with great desires.
"Assistant Minister Li, how long will it take to make this utensil that you mentioned? I really want to try it. Moreover, this utensil will be in great demand, especially in the palace. Many palace maids use wood, and the effect is very poor."
Yu Chaoen asked in a low voice.
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