Time passed bit by bit like the fine sand in an hourglass. In the blink of an eye, another half a year had passed.
Earth.
A plain that was almost desertified.
There was not much vegetation on this plain. As far as the eye could see, in addition to the rolling yellow sand, only clusters of towering stone pillars could be seen standing on the ground like guards, surrounded by some spherical sea thorns.
The environment on Earth was strange, and there were many deserts like this one with stone pillars growing all over it. When the wind blew, tumbleweeds fluttered in the yellow sand.
Because it was the only way to connect the two cities, many business groups and travelers would pass through here, which gave many desert bandits an opportunity. These bandits were generally in groups of three to five, and there would be dozens of them. They drove jeeps, carried broadswords and machine guns, and robbed merchants along the way.
Tuk tuk tuk, there was the sound of intense gunfire.
As thick smoke rose, a group of bandits succeeded again, and then returned to their nest in the car with satisfaction with the loot.
"Hehe, boss, this time the harvest is not bad, enough for us brothers to enjoy for a while." In a jeep, the bandit in the driver's seat said to the bandit leader next to him with a cigarette in his mouth.
The bandit leader also laughed, poured a mouthful of liquor into his mouth, and said carelessly: "Next, brothers, let us enjoy for a while, and then we will do something big."
"Follow the boss, you can't go wrong."
"Hehe, that gang of police is like trash, they want to catch us, it's simply a dream."
A group of brothers laughed and teased, robbing people's money, and playing with themselves. For people like them, as long as they go out to do a big job every month, then they can enjoy for a while, and the police can't do anything to them. This kind of life is not to mention how comfortable it is.
Just as this group of bandits was having fun, a few hundred meters away, among the stone pillars surrounded by several towering stone pillars, there was an empty and cool place. Compared to the heat outside, it was much cooler here.
At this time, a person dressed in cowboy clothing was lying flat in the shade. A gentle breeze blew over, blowing a curtain of beautiful golden hair. The person's face was covered by a cowboy hat, making it impossible to see the specific appearance. However, from the soft and slender curves, it should be a woman.
The rumbling sound of the jeep came from afar, and the ground trembled a bit. The blonde woman touched the brim of her hat and woke up. Then, she jumped up, and a pair of dark eyes sparkled like stars. She shouted with excitement, "After waiting for so long, the prey has finally come."
This blonde woman was none other than Blonde Launch.
Since returning to Earth, Blonde Launch had been wandering around alone. Along the way, she had a good time to relax. However, after a long time, the novelty gradually faded, and Blonde Launch had nothing to do. Until one day, she saw a scene of bandits robbing. For a moment, it was as if she was blessed, and Blonde Launch was finally enlightened.
Natural and unrestrained!
Delightful!
Unfettered and unrestrained!
This was the kind of life she wanted!
"My character should be born to be a bandit. As for being a good girl, leave it to my other self." Blonde Launch suddenly realized.
At this moment, she seemed to understand that God sent her to this world to be a bandit.
Of course, things like stealing or robbing a bank, Blonde Launch would not do it because it was too low-class. It would lower her status as a martial artist. If Shaya found out about it, she would inevitably be scolded.
Well, she was a little afraid of Shaya from the bottom of her heart. She wanted to be a wanderer walking on the edge of the Gobi Desert. This way, she would be cool and cool, and she would not be scolded by Shaya.
Since she had made up her mind, Blonde Launch quickly turned her attention to the Gobi Desert's business route. She would not make a move on the general business groups, so her target naturally shifted to those bandits.
Using evil to control evil, this could reflect her value! Blonde-haired Launch thought happily, so she walked out of the stone forest with a big hammer in her hand.
"Screech!" The Jeep suddenly braked, and the group of bandits in the car lost their balance and almost fell into a ball.
"Bastard, do you know how to drive?" The bandit boss shouted angrily at the driver.
The bandit who was driving held the steering wheel, pointed to the figure in front and said, "Boss, look, there is a woman blocking the way in front!"
"Huh?"
The bandits followed her line of sight and saw a golden-haired girl wearing a scarf walking towards them. Although their line of sight was a little unclear due to the sandstorm in the Gobi Desert, they could tell from the girl's graceful steps that she was definitely a beauty.
However, what made people feel a little strange was that the girl did not carry any luggage in her hand. Instead, she was holding a big hammer that was completely disproportionate to her body size.
"Wow, what a beautiful girl!"
"Boss, we are lucky this time." One of the bandits wiped their saliva and smiled obscenely.
"Go, go, go, this girl is mine." The bandit boss glared angrily and waved his hand. He drank a mouthful of liquor, then carried the machine gun and jumped out of the car.
When the rest of the bandits saw this, they also jumped out of the car. Six or seven desert bandits surrounded Blonde Launch together. They would never have thought that the little sheep in their eyes was actually a fierce big lion.
Before the bandits could speak, Blonde Launch had already shouted very boldly, "If you want to live, hand over all your belongings!"
The bandits were stunned and laughed. "Hahaha, boss, did you hear that? This little girl actually wants to rob us."
"She doesn't know that we are the professionals in this business!"
"I say, little girl, you should obediently go back and be our wife!"
These bandits laughed back and forth. They did not expect a delicate little girl to want to rob them. They were the bandits. Where did this little girl come from? Did she watch a few movies and came out to imitate them? She did not know the rules of survival at all.
However, this was also good. The few bandits smiled evilly and approached Blonde-haired Launch step by step.
When Blonde Launch saw this, she wrinkled her pretty nose. How could she not see the lewd look in these bandits' eyes? In her mind, a group of bandits that she killed in the mountain village when she was a child suddenly flashed in her mind. A cold killing intent suddenly flashed in her eyes.
"Reckless guy!" Blonde-haired Launch coldly snorted, grabbed the big iron hammer in her hand, and rushed forward. Her pretty figure suddenly disappeared from his line of sight.
The bandits' laughter stopped abruptly. They rubbed their eyes as if they had seen a ghost. How did a person suddenly disappear?
"Bang!" There was the sound of a hammer smashing down, followed by a heart-wrenching scream. They followed the scream and turned around, only to find that the golden-haired woman had appeared behind them. One of their companions had already been knocked unconscious by her hammer.
"Ah, what happened? Why did Benny faint?"
"Not good, we met a tough one!"
Seeing their companion fall inexplicably, these bandits suddenly felt a chill in their hearts. Their brain nerves suddenly tightened. They quickly picked up their weapons and aimed at the girl in front of them.
"Originally, I just wanted to rob a little money, but I don't know why when I saw your eyes, I couldn't help but want to kill you. Sure enough, I still hate bandits the most." Blonde Launch said arrogantly and walked forward step by step.
"Don't come over!"
Several bandits aimed their machine guns at Lanchi, but Lanchi did not move at all. She still walked forward as if nothing had happened.
"Quickly shoot and kill this woman!" The bandit leader panicked and his eyes flashed with anger. He quickly ordered, and his finger took the lead to press the trigger.
Tuk, tuk, tuk, a half-inch fire snake sprayed out from the barrel. If it was an ordinary person, they would have long been shot into a sieve by such an attack. But unfortunately, they encountered Lanchi. Blonde Launch's Battle Power of 200 was almost invincible on earth, so how could she be afraid of a few trifling bullets.
"Courting death!"
Lanchi said coldly. Her delicate face showed anger, and the big hammer in her hand danced. Bang, bang, bang, a series of metal knocking sounds could be heard. The dark red fire snake changed its direction, and countless bullets were ejected by the hammer.
Crackling, sparks splashed everywhere, and the ground instantly had countless small holes.
"Are you a human or a ghost?" The bandit's voice trembled.
At this moment, they were afraid.
Blonde Launch held the cowboy hat on her head, and her cold voice echoed in the air, suddenly pronouncing their death sentence. "You don't need to know so much. This old lady is very unhappy right now. Be obedient and go see the King of Hell."
"Brothers, let's fight with him!"
Since they couldn't avoid it, these bandits became ruthless and stirred up their blood. However, they didn't know what kind of person they were facing. With Blonde Launch's current strength, even if she faced the aging King Piccolo, she might still have the power to fight. These bandits were doomed to not have a good ending.
Sure enough, in the blink of an eye, a sparkling brilliance quickly shuttled through the air. Bang, bang, bang, a series of knocking sounds could be heard. The eyes of several bandits turned over and they directly fell to the ground, dead.
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