Hsu Fengnian was just about to go to the Mute Sword Maniac to learn about the so-called sword energy when he heard a pig-like wail that sounded like a pig being slaughtered, accompanied by a mournful cry that sounded like the death of one's parents. Hsu Fengnian turned around with a smile and saw a big meatball rolling and crawling over. He quickly used the Winter Embroidery Scabbard to block the momentum of the meatball that weighed 150 kilograms. Only Chu Lushan, this fat weirdo, dared to act so shamelessly and seductively in front of His Royal Highness.
Seeing the dark-skinned Hsu Fengnian, the fat man nicknamed Lu Qiu 'er struggled to squat at the feet of the Crown Prince with snot and tears. His white and fat hands held the Winter Embroidery Scabbard as he sobbed.
Hsu Fengnian liked to see Lu Qiu 'er's exaggerated actions the most. He was happy every time he saw it. As for whether it was real or fake, as long as the "Xu" Royal Banner didn't fall, it couldn't be any more real.
Hsu Fengnian pulled out the scabbard and patted the dignified General Long Wu's cheeks. "Get up and talk. You're a third-rank Secondary class general. I've never heard of you kneeling to your parents before me. However, I've heard that you vent your anger on your parents for no reason. By the way, Lu Qiu 'er, have you finished the task that Xu Xiao gave you? "
Chu Lushan didn't bother to wipe off the buckets of sweat that he had crawled out of Wudang. He struggled to get up, the fat on his body trembling. He really didn't know how his maidservants and concubines could withstand the pressure of 150 kilograms of fat. The round fat ball smiled flatteringly and said, "It's almost done. There are people watching over the rest. There won't be any loopholes. Lu Qiu 'er's parents are two disrespectful old people. They only gave birth to me and did a good deed. Why should I kneel? On the other hand, His Royal Highness is wise and powerful. He monopolizes the world and is talented. Today, he has achieved great success in his saber practice. He is a master of both the pen and the sword. He is willing to kneel to Your Highness even if he dies. Your Highness, this mountain is really not a place for people to stay. Lu Qiu 'er boldly invites Your Highness back to the mansion. Hey, Lu Qiu' er went out to do some work this time and found a pair of lovely Twin Lotus flowers on One Stock in Gangnam-do for Your Highness. They are only in their prime, but they are as plump as a beautiful woman. Your Highness, you can pick them! "
Hsu Fengnian's face was gloomy......
Chu Lushan, who did not know how he had angered His Royal Highness, suddenly thought of the old servant with missing front teeth. Among the Nine Sabers, Sword Two seemed to be called Twin Lotus Flowers on One Stock. The fat man quickly slapped himself twice. He used a lot of strength and was not careless at all. His whole face was red as braised meat. He said regretfully, "This lowly one deserves to die!"
Hsu Fengnian put his arm around Chu Lushan's shoulder and laughed. "Look, the relationship between us brothers has become estranged, hasn't it? I was just trying to scare you, and you took it seriously? You deserve to be slapped. "
Lu Qiu 'er nodded vigorously and slapped herself twice. The slapping sounds were unusually loud. She had definitely used all the strength she had last night to drink milk. Chu Lushan was notorious in Liang Land. He had truly reached the level of innumerable crimes. One of them was that as long as he heard that a beautiful woman had given birth to a child, he would kidnap her and bring her to his mansion to drink milk. If the milk was good, the result would be good. After eating and drinking, she would be rewarded with silver taels. If the milk was bad, her breasts would be cut off.
This kind of jackal had always been a dog in Liang Prince's mansion. But this dog had followed the Great Pillar State to the north and south. It had once carried Xu Xiao on the battlefield and blocked a full eleven swords. Therefore, when Xu Xiao was conferred the title of Queen, he had promised his adopted son Chu Lushan that he could commit eleven capital crimes and not die.
The other adopted sons had their own factions, but they all despised Chu Lushan. For example, Yuan Zuozong had never looked at this fat man properly, let alone the butcher Chen Zhibao who had even said that he would light Lu Qiu 'er's body up as a sky lantern in the future.
Hsu Fengnian brought Chu Lushan to the Elephant Washing Pool. It was immediately cool. Looking at Yuanqiu carefully squatting down and splashing some water on her face, Hsu Fengnian asked with a smile, "You didn't come all the way up the mountain just to howl a few times in front of me, right?"
Chu Lushan raised his head and smiled, "There are some interesting news recently. I was afraid that Your Highness would be lonely on the mountain, so I wanted to tell you to relieve your boredom."
Hsu Fengnian was interested, "Lu Qiu 'er is still the warmest. Quickly tell me."
Chu Lushan sat down on a stone and said with a smile of exultation, "The first is that a young genius swordsman named Wu Liuding appeared in the Wu family's sword tomb. He left the sword tomb at the age of twenty and went down the mountain to challenge the world's famous swordsmen. So far, he has not been defeated. He will soon reach the Yue King's Sword Pool. There will be a good show soon. This man surnamed Wu's swordsmanship is very good. He walked from the north to the south with a single sword. Although he has never fought with a Level One master, there are six or seven masters who died under his sword who have been famous for decades. However, Lu Qiu 'er thinks that no matter how powerful his sword is, it is like an embroidery needle compared to Your Highness' saber. "
Hsu Fengnian smiled and did not comment. He signaled with his eyes for Lu Qiu 'er to continue.
Lu Qiu 'er wiped the water droplets on his face that were warmed by his body temperature as soon as he came out of the pool. He continued, "The next two things are related to Second Commandery Princess. Two years ago, Second Commandery Princess was the invigilator of the Shangyin Academy. She gave a five-character quatrain to a scholar from Western Shu and said that it was unbearable to look at. The scholar was not convinced and asked who in the world could look good in poetry. Your Highness, do you know what Second Commandery Princess said? Second Commandery Princess's comments almost angered all the literary and famous scholars in the dynasty! She commented that Song Qimen's poetry was dispirited and full of lewdness in the boudoir and the feelings of visiting prostitutes. She commented that Grand Secretary Yuan Jiang, Shen Haitang, Zhang Jiao and the like were weak in technique and thought, fishing for fame. Overall, their talent was not high and their interest was not high. They were far from being called great poets. She commented that the great poet of Shangyin Academy, Yan Jidao's short chapter, Xiao Ling, was pure music of nature and could not be seen through human effort. Even Second Commandery Princess's teacher, Su Huang, did not escape the disaster. He was commented that he was full of emotion and less of reality. For example, although the beauty from a poor family was extremely beautiful, she lacked the bearing of wealth and honor. In the end, the scholar who was arrogant because of his talent was dumbfounded and had no more arrogance. He could only quietly ask the First Ci Deity, Li Fujian, what should he do. Who would have thought that Second Commandery Princess still commented that the poem could only be read as unreadable, could not be called a poem and could not be sung. As for the rest of the people under Li Fujian, they could not even read it. "
Chu Lushan was panting as he spoke, but he was in high spirits. It was strange to say that Xu Zhihu, one of the two women of the Pillar State, hated Lu Qiu 'er to the core and wished that he could beat her to death. On the contrary, Xu Weixiong, who had an outstanding reputation, did not have much dislike for this fatty. As for his younger brother, Hsu Fengnian, who was hanging out with Chu Lushan, he had never asked about it.
Hsu Fengnian laughed and said, "This is great. The scholars in the world will be mad and stomping their feet."
Lu Qiu 'er laughed and said, "Your Highness is wise. Once this comment was out of the Academy, the world will be full of curses. On this trip, I will chop off the ten fingers of a guy who dared to write an article accusing Second Commandery Princess of being arrogant and overconfident."
Hsu Fengnian intentionally skipped this topic and asked, "The last one?"
Chu Lushan's face was fierce, "A young man came out of nowhere and ran to Shangyin Academy. He wanted to play chess with Second Commandery Princess, saying that he wanted to learn from the ancients and play ten rounds of chess."
Hsu Fengnian was surprised, "My second sister agreed?"
Chu Lushan, whose eyebrows were full of murderous intent, sighed and said helplessly, "Second Commandery Princess agreed. They played ten rounds in ten days, five wins and five losses."
Hsu Fengnian smiled and asked, "I guess it's still the twelve chessboards and not the nineteen that my second sister created?"
Chu Lushan nodded.
Hsu Fengnian understood and said, "This means that no matter how good that person is at chess, he is not qualified to play with my sister on the nineteen chessboards."
Chu Lushan, who was in the shape of Maitreya, withdrew his murderous intent and immediately became complacent.
Hsu Fengnian smiled and said, "After hearing your words, I remember one thing. My second sister doesn't like me to practice the knife. I have to go down the mountain and flatter her."
Lu Qiu 'er's eyes narrowed into slits and she seemed to be very happy.
Hsu Fengnian stood up and said, "I still have to practice the knife. When you go down the mountain, go to the vegetable garden and pick two cucumbers to try. Fatty like you can't live without meat. You can only live long if you eat vegetables occasionally."
Chu Lushan hurriedly stood up, his face full of gratitude.
Hsu Fengnian took off his clothes and placed the Embroidered Winter Saber on the shore. He jumped into the deep pool like a fish.
Chu Lushan picked two cucumbers, one in each hand, no more and no less. After walking for the time it takes to burn a stick of incense, he met up with the imperial bodyguards and slowly went down the mountain. He went up the mountain by the main road that led to the Black Tortoise Dangxing Memorial Arch. When he went down the mountain, he chose the Southern Divine Path, where pilgrims went up the mountain to offer incense. The path was more than twenty miles long, with peaks like bamboo shoots and rivers like silk. Chu Lushan was silent and even ate the bottom of the cucumber into his stomach. The imperial bodyguard commander was a strong general who killed people like scything flax. He had a good relationship with the master and servant of this adopted son of the Great Pillar State. He half-jokingly said that the general was in such a good mood that he was even interested in cucumbers. Chu Lushan didn't say anything and slapped him. The force was heavy and extremely vicious, knocking out several of the general's teeth. The general swallowed the blood and teeth in his stomach and knelt on the ground, trembling in fear.
Lu Qiu 'er, who was laughing at His Royal Highness's teasing and even slapping, was expressionless. She walked on the mountain path and didn't even look at the terrified commander. She only looked back at the towering Lotus Peak and said softly, "I'm really not suited to be on the mountain."
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