Fatty Dong yawned. He was very familiar with digging holes for the border generals and not burying them. Maybe it would take a few years for them to realize what had happened. If they wanted to scold this sinister and cunning fatty again, they would not have the heart to do so. However, Fatty Dong had always been honest with his wife. He explained, "If Changping was an official in the Southern Dynasty, it would be a good thing to be close to me. But if he went to the Imperial Tent and flirted with me again, His Majesty the Emperor wouldn't mind, but the Yelu and Murong families would gossip. It would not be a good thing after all. I might as well use a trick that could not fool the old fox but could fool many idiots. At least everyone's face would be okay. At the same time, I would let the north know that there was a young man in Flying Fox City who dared to compete with Fatty Dong. The position of Prince Chuan would be set in stone. You, ah. You've been spoiled by your father. You don't like to use your brain and are much more stupid than her. Wife, don't glare at me. I know that your eyes are beautiful. Back then, I was mesmerized by your gaze and lost my soul. Besides, it's good to be stupid. Everyone is as smart as her. As her husband, I am tired. It's better to be stupid. Let me give you an example. Let me say this first. It's just a big example. My husband and his brothers went to a brothel to drink wine. When he returned home, she smelled the wine and wanted him to kneel on a washboard. You, on the other hand, were happy with the rouge your husband bought. Tell me, which one do you think I like more? "
The woman smiled sweetly, but there was a murderous intent in her smile.
Fatty Dong slapped his own mouth. Therefore, the good show that was originally planned to fight dozens of rounds with Tantai Zhangping turned into the future Prince Chuan of the Bell being knocked off his horse by the flower stuck in cow dung.
When Fatty Dong entered the city, he sighed and said, "I'm sorry, Brother Changping. It's all your sister-in-law's fault for being in a bad mood."
The woman's expression did not change at all. She asked softly, "Husband, how do we find your niece next?"
Fatty Dong went out of the city gate. He used his hand to block the sunlight and said calmly, "Seal the city. Then scour the city. When you find me, you will leave the city. "
The woman said worriedly, "Husband, aren't you afraid of attracting criticism?"
Fatty Dong curled his lips and sneered: "If anyone is not convinced, then come and argue with me. I will slowly reason with them. If I can't win, then I will crush them with my cavalry."
The two bodyguards behind him were closer. When they heard the general's words, they smiled knowingly. That's right. Our General Dong didn't have any ink in his stomach, but he liked to pretend to be cultured and reasonable with others. Most of the time, when he couldn't argue with others, he would jump and curse. If he still couldn't vent his anger, he would get physical. The officials of the Southern Dynasty hated this shameless bastard. Especially during the Spring Festival, General Dong, whose calligraphy was distorted like an earthworm, still insisted on showing off his talent. He went through doors and doors and shamelessly asked those Southern Dynasty mansions to hang the Spring Festival couplets he wrote. He knew nothing and made a fool of himself. Once, the Supervisor and the Observer of the Southern Dynasty played tricks. One said that the wind blew away the Spring Festival couplets, while the other said that the couplets were ruined by setting off firecrackers. In the end, the next day, Fatty Dong carried two Spring Festival couplets on his shoulders and went to hang them on the doors of two powerful military officials. He personally glued them with porridge and soup and said with a smile that this time the couplets wouldn't be blown away by the wind or blown away by the firecrackers. In the vast Western Capital, where there were as many influential officials as there were dogs, only General Huang Songpu dared to directly block this fatty outside the door. The gatekeeper pointed to a stone tablet at the door. It clearly stated that Dong Zhuo was not allowed to come within 50 steps of the mansion. In the Northern Mang and Southern Dynasties, perhaps other than the border soldiers, only Great General Liu Gui was close to this repulsive fatty. In the end, Great General Liu Gui had the intention of betrothing his granddaughter to him two years ago, but the fatty used the fact that he had a fierce wife as an excuse. In the end, he married the Mountain Lord's only daughter a few days later. It was rumored that the old General Liu Gui was so furious that his hair stood on end, nearly donning his armor and mounting his horse to slaughter this black-bellied fatty.
The woman said softly, "If you knew this would happen, why didn't you personally escort sister-in-law and niece to Liucheng?"
Fatty Dong said gloomily, "That sister-in-law doesn't seem like a woman who can stay a widow for Brother Tao. I've never been close to her, so why would I want to see her? Right after Brother Tao died, she wrote to me to ask for a list of official titles for her son. I have a strange temper. If you ask for it, I won't give it to you. If you don't ask for it, I don't mind helping you pave the way. Brother Tao only has one son. If she raises him, sooner or later he'll become a playboy who eats, drinks, and plays. He's not promising at all. If it were up to me, he would've been thrown into my army. If he could survive and become a member of the crow's nest, he'd have your uncle Dong Zhuo's wealth, and he'd have a bright future. But would that woman be willing to do that? Wouldn't she be worried to death and stab me in the back? That nephew's temperament doesn't follow Brother Tao's, but his mother's. Therefore, I only like Young Man Wu. I, Dong Zhuo, swore that I wouldn't visit Old Corporal Wu until I became a first-class general or minister in Beimang. "
Fatty Dong snorted coldly, "As long as I find Young Man Wu, I'll make sure that my youngest daughter can live more freely than any princess or infanta. Whoever dares to bully her must be tired of living!"
The woman rubbed her black hair and said softly, "From the news, it's a young man with a saber who's traveling in Dragon Waist State who kidnapped Young Man Wu. When you meet him, how are you going to deal with him?"
Fatty Dong's expression eased a little, and he said with a smile, "I don't care who he is or what his identity is. As long as he doesn't let Young Man Wu down, as long as he dares to ask, I'll dare to pay him."
The woman from Bubing Mountain said with a smile, "That's what I like about my husband."
Fatty Dong laughed and said, "Wife, I like a lot of things about you."
The woman, who was born to live at the top of Jianghu and enjoyed the scenery, was born to be indifferent to the world. Only to Fatty Dong, who was her nemesis, she threw a coquettish glance that only showed her true love.
Fatty Dong squinted his eyes and looked at the city. He didn't like this Flying Fox City. It was too effeminate and annoying.
When the cavalry entered the city, they didn't go straight to the mayor's mansion. Instead, they symbolically circled the city and passed by a restaurant in the northeast corner. The woman suddenly turned her head and looked at the window upstairs.
Fatty Dong wondered, "What's the matter?"
The woman thought for a while and shook her head.
Fatty Dong thought that there was a playboy who coveted his wife and didn't take it seriously. If it was a normal day, he could beat him to death. But now, he really didn't have the mood to do so. He only brought 100 cavalry, and he couldn't look for Young Man Wu all over the city like a headless fly. In the end, he still needed the help of the government.
Dong Zhuo exhaled a long breath and said softly, "Young Man Wu, wait for Uncle Dong for a while."
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F * ck, that damn Win8 system, it made me lose two thousand words of my manuscript. This one should have been six thousand words!
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