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Chapter 182

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"That's what you're after?" This time, even Cold-Blooded Five couldn't help but speak up. She really couldn't stand it anymore, how could there be such a pursuit.

However, Ye Lang felt that Cold-Blooded Five felt that his pursuit was not enough, and that he needed to add a little more.

Thus, he thought for a moment and said, "Then add a few more points. It would be best if you could be a tyrant. If you could take liberties with innocent women in broad daylight, that would be even better …"

"Bam!" Cold-Blooded Five fiercely knocked on Ye Lang. This could also be considered a conditioned reflex.

"Why did you hit me!" Ye Lang rubbed his head, looking as if he was in pain. This made Little Ling, who was at the side, feel heartbroken. She kept blowing on Ye Lang's head.

"Huff huff …"

"Ahh …" Ye Lang was blown over and fell to the ground.

"Why are you blowing on me!"

"Oh, I'm sorry …" Little Ling immediately apologized.

"It's best if you die. You don't learn good things at such a young age, and you actually want to take liberties with innocent women. You deserve to be beaten!" Cold-Blooded Five knocked on Ye Lang again. However, she seemed to have forgotten that she was not much older than Ye Lang. Perhaps, she might even be a little younger than him.

"How is it not good to take liberties with innocent women? I often take liberties with fat women and the others, but they don't get angry. They only laugh and say that I'm too funny." Ye Lang rubbed his head and said.

"How did you take advantage of them?" Cold-Blooded Five asked curiously. There was actually someone who liked to be taken advantage of. What kind of situation was this?

"I was just telling them a joke. They laughed and were taken advantage of by me." Ye Lang said.

"... This is called flirting?" Cold-Blooded Five was a little speechless. This was clearly a tease.

"Isn't it? When I visited a brothel in the past, a girl told me that. "Ye Lang replied.

"What?!" Brothel, you still go to the brothel? "Cold-Blooded Five's face darkened.

"Yeah, I've already been there when I was five!" Ye Lang began to talk about his impressive history.

"Five years old …"

… ….

After a series of questions and answers, Cold-Blooded Five and Little Ling finally understood that this little fool was indeed an idiot!



After a few days, Ye Lang and Cold-Blooded Five still showed no signs of recovering. The two of them still lived as usual, but now that everyone knew about their situation, there was no need to hide from everyone anymore. At least in this cold-blooded group, there was no need to hide.

As for going outside, he still had to be careful not to be seen by others. But now that he had Little Ling to cover for him and help keep an eye on Ye Lang, it was much easier.

And in these few days, Cold-Blooded Seven would often come to see Ye Lang. Of course, this visit was not with good intentions, she was here to mess with Ye Lang, but every time, she would fail.

This made her feel very strange. Not only her, even Cold-Blooded Five and Little Ling felt that it was strange. Sometimes, they didn't have time to take care of him, and Cold-Blooded Seven took advantage of them.

Logically speaking, at that time, Ye Lang was in a situation where no one was protecting him. He himself was slow and didn't realize it. In other words, Cold-Blooded Seven could do whatever he wanted.

But strangely enough, Cold-Blooded Seven just couldn't mess with Ye Lang, and would often be messed with by himself!

For example, once, she put a trap on the ground. Ye Lang clearly walked over, but the trap didn't work. She tried it herself and fell for it.

This was not what made her the most angry. After that, when Ye Lang found out about her, he would always say some "sarcastic words" …

"Cold-Blooded Seven, what are you playing at? Why did you tie yourself up?"

"Cold-Blooded Seven, why are you digging into the ground? Is there a treasure down there …"

"Cold-Blooded Seven …"

These strange phenomena made people think that Ye Lang was deliberately pretending to be crazy. If they wanted to mess with him, they would be messed with by him!

However, they didn't know that Ye Lang had been sheltered by the Goddess of Luck since he was young. He would magically overcome difficulties, and those who wanted to mess with him would often be unlucky!



And these days, Little Ling had been looking forward to Ye Lang using alchemy or researching. In the end, she was disappointed. Ye Lang was just playing around.

This was not because Ye Lang was guarding against Little Ling, but because his alchemy experiments had already ended, and there was no alchemy that interested him, so naturally, he wouldn't do anything.

And what made Little Ling even more disappointed was what happened next — —

"What, you want this little fool to carry out a mission?" Cold-Blooded Five and Little Ling brought Ye Lang to a regular meeting of the Thirteen Cold-Blooded Eagles.

Previously, the two of them were still wondering why they would bring Ye Lang to such a regular meeting.

It shouldn't be because of Cold-Blooded Five. Even if she was with Ye Lang all day, it didn't mean that they couldn't be separated. Ye Lang could let him play by the side and find someone to watch over him.

Both Cold-Blooded Five and Little Ling had thought of this, so they could more or less think of this result, but it still surprised them.

"Yes, since he is in our Cold-Blooded Group, he should need to carry out a mission!" Cold-Blooded Two said.

"But how do you expect him to carry out a mission in his current state?" Cold-Blooded Five said coldly. This might be the meeting she had spoken the most, but it wasn't for herself.

Perhaps, if it was her, she wouldn't even need to say anything and would directly carry out the mission!

"His current appearance is actually easier to deal with. Don't forget, back then, he left Cold-Blooded Seven at a loss!" Cold-Blooded Two didn't think much of it and said slowly.

"Then I'll go!" Cold-Blooded Five said. "I'm the same, as small as him!"

"If you want to go this time, it's fine. You can help, but Cold-Blooded One Thousand and One, he has to go." Cold-Blooded Two said.

"Why?" Cold-Blooded Five blurted out, but she seemed to have guessed something immediately. It should be that …

"Because this mission requires a puppet, and only he can control it!" Cold-Blooded Two said.

Sure enough, the only thing that needed Ye Lang right now was this puppet. Otherwise, the cold-blooded group would never think of using a little guy like him to carry out some mission.

"What mission is it?" Cold-Blooded Five very straightforwardly did not bother about whether or not Ye Lang would go on a mission. She only wanted to know the danger level of this mission, and whether it would pose a danger to Ye Lang.

"Assassinate Princess Long Ji!" Cold-Blooded Two frowned and said.

If it was in the past, Cold-Blooded Five wouldn't have asked why. She would only pack her things and then assassinate Princess Long Ji!

But now, she needed to ask clearly, "Why do you want to kill Princess Long Ji? She is the princess of our empire, not the enemy of the empire!"

"That's right, Princess Long Ji, although she is a little stronger and is not on good terms with the prince's faction, our cold-blooded group has never interfered in the battles of the royal family. Why did you assassinate Princess Long Ji this time?" Cold-Blooded Seven was also puzzled. Normally, she would also ask like this, not to help Ye Lang.

Right now, she wished that Ye Lang would die quickly. She hoped that Princess Long Ji would discover this little ant and trample him to death!

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