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Chapter 113

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"I'm robbing the horses. If you know what's good for you, get off the horses and scram. Otherwise, I'll take your lives!"

While the city guards were still confused as to why Ye Lang and the others had rushed over, Ye Lang raised a saber from god knows where and shouted like a bandit.

"…"

F * ck me. Are we trying to capture him or is he trying to rob us? Is it this kid who doesn't understand the situation, or am I?

Also, is he really here to rob the horses?

"Hehe, since you guys want to die, I'll grant your wish!" Ye Lang took out a basketball-sized object. No one knew what was inside but he threw it over.

Run …

At first, the city guards thought of dodging it. Everyone knew that the object in Ye Lang's hand could be very perverted.

However, after a while, everyone realized that the object did not have any reaction. After spinning a few rounds on the ground, it stopped!

“?? What the hell is that? "Everyone's attention was focused on it. However, they did not approach it and maintained their distance.

Ye Lang smiled. This was the effect he wanted. He quickly drew a small alchemy formation in the air with one hand and imprinted it on the object.

"Dad, Grandpa, close your eyes!"

Although they did not know what Ye Lang was doing, Ye Yi and his son immediately closed their eyes. After they closed their eyes, they felt a strong light flash in front of them!

"Ah!"

"Ah!"

In an instant, screams filled the ears of Ye Yi and his son. They were waiting for Ye Lang's words to open their eyes.

"It's done. We're robbing the horses!"

Ye Lang's voice rang out. When Ye Yi and his companion opened their eyes, they saw that the city guards in front of them were all covering their eyes, looking like they were in great pain. Some were still on their horses, while others had fallen to the ground!

Obviously, the object that Ye Lang had thrown was a flash grenade. With a flash grenade the size of a basketball, those who were staring at it could only be said that they were lucky not to be blinded. They would definitely be temporarily blinded.

Some people felt that it was strange. Since a flash grenade was used, wouldn't the horses suffer as well? Wouldn't that be useless?

Wrong, the horses would never suffer because the military horses would cover their eyes so that the horses would be fearless!

As for the people behind them, none of them got hurt because of Zhen Xiaoyan's warning. When Zhen Xiaoyan saw that thing, she already knew what Ye Lang was going to do.

Ye Lang had once prepared this thing for her to use. He wanted to create some dazzling tricks for his talented girl, Wushuang. He had also used it to tease her, so she clearly knew its use.

Things were much easier now. Ye Yi and Ye Chengtian quickly cleaned up the group of "blind people". Together with the others, the solution was to get one horse each.

Originally, they wanted to take turns riding two horses each, but they were stopped by Ye Lang because Ye Lang had a way to keep the horses' strength, so there was no need!

"That …"

When everyone mounted their horses and prepared to gallop away, Ye Lang once again stopped in his tracks and did not move!

"Ye Lang, what's wrong with you now? Did you think of a way to escape? "Ye Yi asked Ye Lang expectantly from the back of his horse, holding the reins in his hand.

Just when everyone was looking forward to Ye Lang's surprising idea, Ye Lang said something that almost made everyone fall off their horses.

"That … I … don't know how to ride a horse!" Ye Lang scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

"Ah!?"

Everyone's mouths were wide open. They could not believe what they had just heard. The kid in front of them seemed to know everything, but he did not even know the most basic thing.

One had to know that in this continent, horses were the most common means of transportation. No matter who it was, they all knew a little bit of horsemanship. Even the noble ladies knew a little bit!

"Why are you looking at me? Have you never seen such a handsome person before?" Ye Lang raised his head and said arrogantly.

"Son, are you serious or just joking? Do you really not know how to ride a horse?" Although Ye Chengtian wanted to smack Ye Lang's arrogant head, he knew that he did not have the time.

"I really don't know how to ride a horse. How can I still joke at a time like this?" Ye Lang shrugged and said helplessly, "If you guys are good at horsemanship, just bring me along."

"You come with me!" Ye Lanyu, Zhen Xiaoyan, and the Seventh Princess said almost at the same time.

Faced with such a choice, an ordinary person would be very happy. Who would not feel happy when three young and beautiful girls were riding with you? However, after feeling happy, they would face the pain of choosing. Who should they choose?

If they chose one, the other two would feel uncomfortable. However, they could only choose one in this situation. What should they do?

These were problems that many people would find troublesome, but Ye Lang did not have a headache. He treated them all equally and did not choose any of the three!

"No! I don't believe in your horsemanship. I still believe in Dad. Dad, let's go into battle. We'll cover the rear later! "Ye Lang jumped onto Ye Chengtian's horse and rode backwards.

That's right, riding backwards!

"Hey, son, why are you riding backwards? What if you fall?" Ye Chengtian frowned.

"Don't worry. I don't know how to ride a horse, but I won't be stupid enough to fall! It's convenient for me to cover the rear and observe the rear. Those in front, go quickly. We'll cover the rear! "Ye Lang said indifferently.

The most important thing now was to escape, so everyone did not continue. They all began —

"Hyah!"

With a loud shout, he squeezed his legs and the horse under him galloped away!

The group of people galloped away, and there were still many people chasing after them. However, because they had a means of transportation like military horses, it was difficult for the pursuers to surround them.

"Son, why don't you know how to ride a horse?" While galloping, Ye Chengtian could not help but ask. He was very bothered by this. Think about it, he was a general who had led thousands of troops into battle. If his own son did not know how to ride a horse, where would he put his face?

"What do you mean why? I've never had the chance to ride a horse, so of course I don't know how to ride one!" Ye Lang replied indifferently. He took out his "binoculars" to observe the pursuers.

"No chance —"

Everyone suddenly remembered that Ye Lang had either been fetched by horse carriages since he was young, or walked by himself and then called a horse carriage. He really did not have the chance to ride a horse!

Not only that, there was another very important reason. In the past, with Ye Lang's clumsy personality, no one would let him ride a horse. Hu Niu would never let him ride a horse!

Later on, Ye Lang recovered, but he was still in a daze. Everyone was afraid that if he became dazed while riding a horse, then wouldn't the "carriage crash" and he die immediately?

At the same time, as a prodigal, why would he need to ride a horse? Of course, he would use a horse carriage instead of walking. That was more suitable for his identity as a prodigal.

Thus, Ye Lang said proudly, "I want to enjoy myself in a luxurious carriage. I will definitely not ride a horse!"

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