And Luo Binghe didn't lock him up in chains, blindfold and gag him, strip him naked and torture him, as described in the strange novels his sister loved to read in his previous life. Contentment is happiness, adapt to the circumstances.
If Shen Qingqiu would comfort himself like this, then his brain must have gone into shit. He wasn't a Stockholm syndrome patient, deeply grateful to be fattened up a bit. A happy life must be created by oneself, not by others' charity, understand?!
Seeing this, Shen Qingqiu felt delighted for a moment, but it was also like being pricked by a needle. Perhaps it was because he had never spoken so harshly and mercilessly to anyone before.
That hand was slender and clean, not like it belonged to a demon young master who had already taken countless lives, but more like a hand born to pluck the strings of a zither, to burn incense and bathe snow. It slid across his cheek, faintly brushing past his skin.
Luo Binghe stared at him for a moment, then said, "What do you want?"
Shen Qingqiu said, "When I asked this question, I seem to have told you that becoming strong is to protect, not to plunder and kill."
System: 【The System will provide you with a comprehensive, humanized online service 24 hours a day.】
The process of blood flowing back to Luo Binghe's face was extremely slow. He said, "Shizun once asked me if I wanted to become strong."
Shen Qingqiu was concentrating when suddenly, several maids outside the room said respectfully, "My lord."
The maid tilted her head and asked with a giggle, "What's wrong, Master Shen, does it not taste good?"
On the other side, Shang Qinghua snickered and rubbed his hands, clicking his tongue and sighing, "Aiya, I really, I never would have thought … … the plot would skew like this. Amazing, amazing. "
His fingers unconsciously gripped Xin Mo's hilt tighter and tighter, his knuckles turning white. Not only were his pupils red, but his eyes were also faintly red. "Didn't Shizun also lie to me? You said you didn't agree with placing too much importance on racial differences, but in the blink of an eye, you don't admit it. After Hua Yue Cheng's death, in these five years, I tried to summon the soul hundreds and thousands of times. Every time I tried, I failed, and I tried again and again, but I was never discouraged. Even so, I never doubted that Shizun disliked me to this extent. Now that he has returned and is standing in front of me, he coldly watches me go crazy and act stupid. "
Fuck, it's already finished downloading, and the coolness has been fucking deducted by 3000. He was going to give a bad review!
He really wanted to say to Luo Binghe: What's the point?
Shang Qinghua continued, "Actually, I had no choice. In my original setting, Tianlang-Jun's blood was purer than Brother Bing's, his martial arts was higher than Brother Bing's, he became famous earlier than Brother Bing, his persona was better than Brother Bing's, he was extraordinary, and he had a sad and moving past. It was very Jack Sue, right? What if the readers feel that Brother Bing's limelight has been stolen and protest against me? You know that Brother Bing's fans are very fierce. They fight fiercely, and their rewards are also very fierce. "
As he laughed, his expression gradually turned gloomy. He closed the distance between the two of them. "But if I say that I only remember Shizun, and don't hold a grudge against him. They probably won't believe me anyway. "
After exchanging a few blows, the two of them became entangled in a fight. They rolled down the bamboo bed, rolling along the way. White sparks exploded in all directions. Spiritual Qi and Devil Qi became chaotic and flew everywhere. Shen Qingqiu had been acting cool for too long. He didn't even know how long it had been since he had such a rough and violent fight. At the height of the fight, Shen Qingqiu suddenly reacted.
Shen Qingqiu gave him an affectionate middle finger and lowered his head to wipe his sword. Shang Qinghua gave him a thumbs up. "Actually, you don't have to be so pessimistic. You have quite a future, quite a future. This golden thigh is thick, strong, and reliable! "
After a moment of silence, it was still Luo Binghe who spoke first. "These days, it seems that Shizun hasn't rested at all."
Shen Qingqiu inexplicably felt a bit of pent-up anger.
When he reached the end, his voice became a bit unsteady. His tone also gradually rose, seeming both angry and angry. "Of course Shizun has a lot of reason to accuse me of being the Devil Incarnate right now, that I bring disaster to the common people. But why is it that when I haven't done anything, I'm also being shunned like a snake or a scorpion? You lied to me twice, and I also lied to you twice. Isn't that very fair? "
Shen Qingqiu snarled. "You actually sold me out. Where's our friendship? Where's the feeling of being from the same hometown?! "
But thinking about it from another angle, perhaps he could use the father to restrain the son? Shen Qingqiu immediately extinguished this dangerous thought. He had no idea how much he was worth, whether it was good or evil, and delusively wanted to use him. In the end, he might not even know how he died. So the conclusion was still the same for ten thousand years: Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky Ju Chou really was a genius of a generation with excellent literary skills!
No, this was a cultivation novel, hand-to-hand combat my ass! Not using a cannon, was he an idiot!?
Shen Qingqiu felt the shadow cast by his figure grow a bit larger. He hurriedly said, "Calm down." If you want to talk, say it nicely, don't change your face, don't get so close!
Shen Qingqiu sighed from the bottom of his heart. "Luo Binghe, right now I really don't know which of your words are true and which are false. So, don't say these things. "
Shang Qinghua said, "Actually, it's not a big deal if it's full of potholes, right? The main thing is that it's fine as long as everyone is happy. The girls that should be pushed have been pushed, and the trash that should be killed has been killed. Writing lines that everyone might not be that interested in again is strenuous and unrewarding. I want to make a living. If I subscribe to a big dive, I won't have any food to eat, melon bro. "
The Luo Binghe in the dream was really much cuter. Although the male lead was still that male lead, he was pitiful and delicate, and his face wasn't bad. Even a straight man like Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but feel pity. It was just that the more pity he felt at the time, the more his face would hurt afterward. He had even said that the Jinlan City incident wasn't his doing. Shen Qingqiu had originally believed ninety percent of it, but now he didn't dare to believe even ten percent.
Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky was having a good time chopping out the outline, but the System strictly and responsibly demanded that Shen Qingqiu fill in all the holes he had unscrupulously dug!
Shen Qingqiu observed his strength and the way he circulated his energy. He knew in his heart that this definitely wasn't an ordinary errand boy. The demons that Luo Binghe had found were probably all chosen from the various great demon races' excellent sources of soldiers. Letting these experts do odd jobs for him was really a reckless waste of resources.
The manservant's attitude was very warm and respectful. It didn't seem like he was talking to someone who was under house arrest. He smiled. "They're planting bamboo here."
"Master Shen, why did you come out?"
Shen Qingqiu hugged his head. "Speak. I can handle it. "
Luo Binghe sneered. "Shizun probably hasn't seen me truly hold a grudge."
He clenched his fists and forced a fierce smile. "So, if I catch you this time, Shizun can forget about ever running away!"
Luo Binghe: "I'll run if I drink, I'll run if I don't drink. It's the same no matter what. It's better not to make Shizun hate me even more."
Then it landed on his throat.
He didn't dare to randomly guess Luo Binghe's thoughts anymore. As it turned out, he was completely wrong every single time!
Shen Qingqiu said, "Then what are you going to do? Let me drink again? "
"What does Shizun think I'll do to you?"
Luo Binghe didn't seem to have expected Shen Qingqiu to say this at all. His face paled.
Shang Qinghua: "Why are you asking about Bing-ge's father?"
… Damn, so this beautiful demon with a fresh and fragrant breath was a carrion lover. Shen Qingqiu had long since seen that this girl wiped the table and swept the floor every day. Shen Qingqiu thought that her strength was more suited to wielding a pair of broad axes and killing enemies like chopping melons and vegetables. And it was very likely that she had originally been in this position.
After the Devil Incarnate left, Shen Qingqiu knocked on the System. "2.0, are you there?"
Not saying? If he didn't say, he wouldn't be able to taste it?
It turned out that his skin contact just now was to probe the suppressed Heavenly Demon blood in Shen Qingqiu's body.
Failing to brainwash himself, Shen Qingqiu exerted some strength in his hand. The pages of the book cracked, and at the same time, an even louder sound of bamboo splitting came from outside the window. He raised the curtain and saw a bunch of demon manservants busying about. He stuck his head out and asked, "What are you guys doing?"
Shen Qingqiu still hadn't reacted to what was going on when he heard a thud and pain in his back. When he came to, the two of them had already rolled onto the bed.
How sharp was Luo Binghe? He took another step forward.
Shen Qingqiu: "Eh, the position is complete enough. Forget about humanizing. What are the various values now? "
His knee abruptly shot up, but Luo Binghe grabbed it with one hand and pressed it to the side of his body.
He said it so naturally and shamelessly that Shen Qingqiu was shocked. In a moment of inattention, Shang Qinghua had already stepped forward and sat down at the table. He slammed the longsword in his hand down on the table. "Let's not talk about this. I've come under orders to deliver something. "
Luo Binghe was busy allying with the northern frontier demons in Mobei-Jun's territory, and Sha Hualing seemed to have officially begun her great cause of swindling her father — — literally. In short, Luo Binghe had a lot of targets to kill and rope in recently. He was afraid that his affairs were too complicated and he couldn't get away, so he hadn't appeared yet.
The system hummed and shyly began to download the upgrade package. Shen Qingqiu thought about it and suddenly asked, "Right, what's this system tool called again?"
Hearing this, Shen Qingqiu's hairs all stood up. With Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky's pissy personality, it would be strange if he added any normal settings for him!
… … It's been a long time since I've slept on this bamboo bed. It's so fucking hot! Shen Qingqiu cursed. "Are you rebelling?!"
Shen Qingqiu still had a lot of affection for it, so with the sword in hand, he immediately stopped beating Shang Qinghua. Pulling out the sword, it was still pure white and bright, slender and elegant, forged flawlessly. Overflowing with spiritual energy, there wasn't a single crack.
"Shizun, please stay here for now. If you want, you can walk around the underground palace as you please. "Luo Binghe said." I've left people outside, they won't enter the room. If there's anything you need, just summon them. "
Luo Binghe said indifferently, "No. You're wrong. Not everything Shizun teaches is correct. Only by becoming the strongest can you firmly grasp the people you want in the palm of your hand. I finally know that waiting for Shizun to come over is no good. "
Shifting his gaze, Shen Qingqiu said, "The coolness is so high, can I exchange it for something?"
In short, if Luo Binghe continued to not come find him like this, wouldn't this kind of life be the "idle away, waiting for death, and enjoying the rest of his days" life that he had always yearned for?
Luo Binghe said in a low voice, "Shizun, you've always been able to stay calm, but I can't."
Shen Qingqiu said sincerely, "I can't guess."
"En. You should know this kind of plant from the human realm. It's not easy to grow in the demon realm, but Jun Shang insisted on growing it here, so everyone could only think of a way. "
Like putting on a stage play, setting up the stage and props, keeping the people in captivity, pretending that nothing had happened, continuing to play the daily little play of master and disciple loving each other in the dream?
One moment acting spoiled and pitiful, making his sympathy overflow. The next, slapping his face and telling him it was all an act. True and false, he wasn't so perceptive as to be able to see through to the finest detail what Luo Binghe was really thinking in his heart, how much was true and how much was fake.
When this voice came in, Shang Qinghua's expression changed greatly. Jumping three feet high, he charged towards the back door, as if his butt was on fire. "That person of yours has come. We'll talk about it later, ah no, later! "
But he still couldn't help being nervous, his heart taut into a string, his knuckles curling, his eyelids twitching.
Shen Qingqiu fixed his eyes on it again, his hand already caressing it. It was that sword that had been broken into several pieces along with the spiritual energy that had dispersed when he had self-destructed. The ill-fated Xiu Ya sword.
That maid said, "Aiyo, I don't dare say that. If I said it, Jun Shang would kill me. "
If it was a few days earlier, Shen Qingqiu definitely wouldn't be able to avoid it, taking three steps back for one step forward. But now, he actually didn't want to do this kind of action again. That way, he would look like a woman from a good family being held hostage by a thug, too hypocritical. Even if he was like a dragon swimming in shallow water or a tiger falling to level ground (his face was incomparably large), he still hoped that he could maintain that last bit of elegance and caution, so that he wouldn't be completely unsightly.
Luo Binghe's eyelashes drooped slightly, and he stood for a while, as if he had made a great decision, then said stiffly, "Although I was deceiving Shizun somewhat in the dream before. But the feelings I revealed at that time weren't fake. "
He didn't know if it was an illusion, but this hand just happened to press down on an important vein on Shen Qingqiu's neck. Shen Qingqiu's Adam's apple moved imperceptibly.
Shang Qinghua: "The middle of the thigh is even better. The middle of the thigh is a man's most important part. "
But Luo Binghe withdrew his hand. When he opened his mouth again, it was impossible to see whether he was happy, angry, sad, or happy. "My blood, no longer obeys the call."
Luo Binghe's three vital points were all restrained, but his gaze was dazzling, not the slightest bit fearful of the sharp blade on his neck. One hand grasping Shen Qingqiu's wrist, the other pushing against the ground. A great force attacked, and his body was about to flip again. How could Shen Qingqiu let him do as he wished? The hilt of the Xiu Ya sword pierced his acupuncture point.
Luo Binghe stretched out his right hand. Shen Qingqiu didn't move, but his gaze couldn't help but stick to his fingertips, following them all the way.
Shen Qingqiu was startled. "Bamboo?"
Luo Binghe's blood rushed up, his face slightly red. He raised his eyelids and said coldly, "Shizun only cares about being angry that I lied to you, but if I didn't do this, I'm afraid I still wouldn't be able to say a word to you right now."
Luo Binghe nodded. Shen Qingqiu's courage was suddenly born, and he said straightforwardly, "I want to see you as little as possible. Not seeing you is the best. "
The maid giggled. "How could that be? I only know how to kill and eat raw, or wait for the meat to rot before eating. I don't know this kind of human cooking method, with fire and a bunch of firewood, rice, oil, and salt. It's so troublesome."
System: 【Scene Pushing Hands Deluxe Set Edition.】
He put down his chopsticks and probed, "Did this girl make it?"
F * ck me!
In front of others, he didn't give Shen Qingqiu any face, but in private, he suddenly became polite and refined. Shen Qingqiu only felt that it was hard to explain.
Shen Qingqiu said, "Nothing, I just thought it was strange that the male protagonist's father didn't make a big deal out of it. You should know that you can write a million words with an extra wife, so with an extra father, you can definitely continue for another three years. "
Shen Qingqiu said, "Very thoughtful."
Shen Qingqiu put down the pair of chopsticks and picked them up again. As the saying goes, one's hands are short, and one's mouth is soft after eating. Shen Qingqiu very much doubted that after this meal, he would still be able to confidently be dissatisfied with Luo Binghe. But after all, the person who cooked was too familiar with his taste and eating habits. As he doubted and doubted, he unknowingly ate all the dishes …
Don't go! Shen Qingqiu stretched out his Erkang hand. Screw your "let's talk about it later"! Being stuck in this kind of place was even more unbearable than "a witness on his deathbed says' the murderer is actually … is … 'and then spits out a mouthful of blood and dies on the spot"!
If it weren't for the fact that the Xiu Ya sword had just returned to his hands and he couldn't bear to use it to do dirty things, Shen Qingqiu really wanted to cut off a lump in the middle of his thigh. Not in the mood to jest, he straightened his face and asked, "Since confessing is lenient, then let me ask you, this character Tianlang-Jun, did you make any settings?"
Shen Qingqiu suddenly felt his mood brighten a little. "Okay, level up."
Shen Qingqiu facepalmed. Listening to Airplane Juju being so frank, he began to worry. If Tianlang-Jun was really released, could Luo Binghe beat him?
After painfully sending a bunch of complaints and spam messages to the system, Shen Qingqiu began his life of house arrest.
As he was still depressed, Luo Binghe took a step closer to him.
Shen Qingqiu said, "Fuck your golden thigh. In any case, it's still a thigh. Where did I go to hug it? In the middle of the thigh! "
Shang Qinghua stammered, "I don't know if it's important or not, but there's a part that's related to you … to be precise, it's related to Shen Jiu. I was too embarrassed to say it before … "
Luo Binghe pursed his lips and didn't speak. Shen Qingqiu was just about to kick him away when suddenly his hair stood on end from head to toe. Suddenly, a hand reached into his inner shirt from the bottom of his robe.
Shang Qinghua began to passionately talk about his writing philosophy. "I have a lot of ideas for this character of Shen Qingqiu. I hope to make him into a round three-dimensional character. He's scum, he's wretched, but he also has scum reasons and a side that isn't scum. But the readers don't really buy it. When I first started writing about him, they started fighting in the book review section. So when I saw that the direction of the wind wasn't right, I immediately changed him into a vulgar slut. But in fact, he … "
The fork in the underground palace didn't affect Luo Binghe's speed in the slightest. After going around and around for a while, the view suddenly became clear. Most of the buildings in the Demon Realm were entrenched underground, dug into the ground, and didn't see the sun, moon, or stars all year round. But this area actually had a hole in the ground at the top, letting the sun shine directly down, adding a lot of people.
The maid took away the food, covered her mouth, and left with a sly smile. Not long after she left, the curtain was raised, and a person walked in unsteadily. Shen Qingqiu saw that face clearly, and his courage grew, and he met it with a critical strike. "Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky, I'll fuck you — —"
Speaking of rest, Shen Qingqiu thought of dreams. Speaking of dreams, he couldn't help but think of the various embarrassing actions he had taken to comfort Luo Binghe in his dreams. Shen Qingqiu rubbed his nose and said, "If I can stop dreaming, rest is also good."
System: 【System tools can be upgraded.】
The taste was very good, very good. It was because it was too good, so good that it was extremely familiar. Shen Qingqiu hadn't tasted it in many years, so he couldn't eat it anymore.
Pushing the door open, the layout of the room was very familiar, actually very similar to the bamboo house at Qing Jing Peak.
The curtain was raised, and Luo Binghe walked in with his head down. Shen Qingqiu immediately put on a calm expression. Because he had been interrupted in a very important and serious discussion, his expression wasn't very good. Luo Binghe's gaze first fell on the Xiu Ya sword in his hand, and then moved up.
Shen Qingqiu tried hard not to think of the latter possibility.
Shen Qingqiu's voice didn't change. "Then who did it?"
Shang Qinghua's spirit rose. "You really have good eyes, as expected of my loyal reader. Let me tell you, I originally planned to expand the framework and write it, setting Bing-ge's dad as the BOSS. In the end, as I was writing, the computer crashed once, and I lost the outline, so a lot of the details are unclear. And at the time, didn't the book review section all say that they wanted to see another line, Bing-ge bravely charging into the Hundred Flowers Formation, you know. A whole hundred holy flower tribe elves who have never seen a man since birth, all of them virgins. Melon bro, do you know how painful it was to write my Hundred Flower Buds Bloom Together, and you still spit on me … … "
It really came at a bad time!
The gap between the two worlds was connected by a spacious stone corridor. Pairs of torches stretched forward endlessly, and in the deepest part was a dense darkness. Looking at the style of the murals on both sides of the stone corridor, as well as the heavy atmosphere of yin qi, one could tell that this was Luo Binghe's base camp in the demon world.
That wasn't all. For the first two days, Shen Qingqiu had no mood or appetite, and on the third day, he lost interest in continuing to abstain from eating. The fair-skinned, beautiful, big-breasted demon girl maid reserved and said a few words to him, then ordered a meal. Without moving his chopsticks twice, he couldn't eat anymore.
"… …" Shen Qingqiu finally knew how he got so many holes. "So you went to write a harem line. The other, more serious line, Bing-ge's dad's line, you might as well just be full of holes like this?"
Shen Qingqiu said, "Anything is fine?"
Luo Binghe said, "It seems that in these few short days, Shizun had another fortuitous encounter."
Shang Qinghua sincerely said, "It doesn't matter. In any case, the one you're interested in isn't me. "
Bullshit!
After the gap was sealed, Luo Binghe no longer continued to clamp down on Shen Qingqiu, and slowly loosened his hand. Shen Qingqiu straightened his body, patted his sleeves, and didn't say a word.
Very good. After a bit of effort (effort) from him, this common stallion novel's B points finally rose somewhat. Even though "a little more to complain about" wasn't a good evaluation, it was still better than "Rolling Thunder" by half a coin. The rage points weren't as heaven-defying as he imagined, but the heartbreak points were so high that Shen Qingqiu felt like he was being pricked by a needle.
System: 【B point 1330, 《Proud Immortal Demon Way》 has successfully removed the "Rolling Thunder" label, and obtained the "a little more to complain about" medal. Please continue to work hard, I await the unveiling of your next mysterious medal. Coolness 3840, rage points 1500, heartbreak points 4500. Still needs to work hard.】
Shen Qingqiu: "The male lead of the stallion novel you wrote has become a gay, shouldn't you be angry?"
… … Or maybe it was because Shen Qingqiu said those harsh words that day that shattered his glass heart to the ground, and he didn't dare to appear.
Shen Qingqiu decisively closed the upgrade download window.
He immediately raised his hand, gathered a handful of spiritual energy, and sent an earth-shattering punch at Luo Binghe's lower abdomen.
Shang Qinghua promptly raised his hand to block, and a sword that hadn't been unsheathed moved horizontally in the middle, dispelling the attack. He said: "Hey, hey, hey, don't, please don't. Big Boss Shen, you can't casually fuck people right now. If you fuck me, I won't have a good ending, but don't expect that person to let you off easy. "
Shang Qinghua said: "Where's the friendship between you and me, haven't we always been love-hate each other? Ah, don't do this to me, it really hurts … … What else can I do if I don't sell it? That's Luo Binghe we're talking about, even if I don't sell it to you, he'll more or less guess it. Why do I have to get beaten up for no reason? This is meaningless, I choose to confess and be lenient. "
Shen Qingqiu madly cursed in his heart a hundred times. He didn't want to be twisted into a position where his legs were spread wide under someone else's body! His upper body immediately rushed up, using Duan Qiaojin, and with a twist of his waist, he flipped over and pressed Luo Binghe under his body. Xiu Ya was unsheathed three inches, the glistening cold against Luo Binghe's throat. It was the first time in Shen Qingqiu's life that someone had pushed him, and he was also pushed into a rage. He grinned nastily: "Trying to force yourself on your Shizun? Hm? How filial! "It was true that he was under someone else's control, but don't expect him to put on an obedient posture!
Even though he felt that his calculations were accurate, Shen Qingqiu still couldn't help but say sincerely: "You really hold a grudge."
Shen Qingqiu slapped the table: "Tell me honestly, list out all the things you've set up before, but changed the outline midway. Pick out the important things first! "
The two of them had nothing to say, and they looked straight ahead. One in front, one behind, their footsteps were silent, and the atmosphere was stiff and cold.
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