Chapter 184
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"Holy sh * t … Demons are not that intelligent to begin with, and you're the product of incestuous marriage. Just how retarded are you?" Jiang Fei muttered to himself.
"Little monster, what are you?" Dhakasoron asked as he tilted his head and poked Jiang Fei with his finger.
"Me? I'm a human adventurer! "Jiang Fei said to Dhakasoron as he dodged the finger that was thicker than a human's thigh.
"Human? Adventurer? What's that? Does it taste good? "Dhakasoron asked, confused.
"It doesn't taste good! It doesn't taste good at all! "Jiang Fei quickly shook his head, afraid that the giant would grab him and eat him like an appetizer.
"I don't believe you! I want to try it! I'm sick of eating dog legs every day! "Dhakasoron said as he threw the giant leg on his back to the side and tried to grab Jiang Fei.
"Holy sh * t! This guy really is an extremely retarded glutton! He wants to eat everything he sees! "Jiang Fei's heart skipped a beat. If this guy really made a move, Jiang Fei would not be able to handle it.
"Wait!" Jiang Fei shouted when he saw that Dhakasoron's hand was about to reach him.
"Hmm? What's wrong? "Dhakasoron actually stopped and looked at Jiang Fei curiously.
"You can't eat me! I know your dad! "Jiang Fei blurted out nonsense in a moment of desperation.
"Huh? You really know my father? "Dhakasoron's huge face was right in front of Jiang Fei.
"Your father is Ulysses, isn't he?" Jiang Fei said. Jiang Fei had already found out about Dhakasoron's identity from the mysterious ring.
"Ah! You really know my father?! " When Dhakasoron heard Ulysses' name, he immediately believed Jiang Fei's words. He was even less vigilant than a kindergartener.
"Yeah! Yeah! I'm your father's good friend. You should call me uncle! "Jiang Fei said playfully. He was taking advantage of Dhakasoron's mental state.
"Hello, uncle!" Dhakasoron was very obedient.
"Good boy!" Jiang Fei nodded. Then, he started to think about how to trick Dhakasoron so that he could escape.
"Uncle, let me try what you taste like!" In the end, this mentally retarded child's obsession with eating exceeded his understanding of the word "uncle"!
"F * ck you!" Seeing that Dhakasoron had raised his hand again, Jiang Fei started to panic.
"Hold on!" Jiang Fei shouted.
"Ah?" Dhakasoron was stunned and stopped!
"I have something even more delicious!" Jiang Fei had an idea in his mind. He had come up with an evil plan!
"What good stuff?" Dhakasoron asked dumbly.
"Just you wait!" Jiang Fei said as he took out a head-sized orb from the Spatial Ring.
Goblin Destruction Device (Engineering Device, Ancient Legacy)
Use: After 30 seconds, deals a total of 100,000,000 damage to all targets within a 1,000-meter radius. The closer the target was to the destruction device, the higher the damage!
Inscription: My dear enemies, live eternally in the raging fire with me!
Remarks: This is one of the greatest masterpieces of Ancient Goblin technology. It is installed in the center of a Goblin city as a last resort against the enemy. When the Goblin city is breached, the powerless Ancient Goblins will detonate the destruction device in the center of the city, taking the enemy down with them!
"F * ck! I was just trying to trick you. I didn't expect you to insist on eating me. Don't blame me for being cruel! "Jiang Fei muttered to himself. This Dhakasoron had almost 90,000,000 Health Points. It would not be a waste to blow him up with a nuclear bomb!
"What's this?" Dhakasoron asked dumbly.
"It's delicious!" Jiang Fei laughed.
"Oh! Can I eat it? "Dhakasoron was almost drooling.
"Yes, it's for you!" Jiang Fei nodded.
"Then hurry up and give it to me! I want to eat it now! "Dhakasoron said eagerly.
"This is good stuff. You can't just eat it casually. You have to give it to the smart ones!" Jiang Fei shook his head.
"I'm smart! My dad always praises me! "Dhakasoron said seriously.
"Alright! Let me tell you something! You can't chew this candy. You have to keep it in your mouth. It won't taste good at first, but after a while, it'll be very sweet! "Jiang Fei had completely turned into a strange uncle trying to trick children.
"Okay! I'll remember that! "Dhakasoron nodded vigorously.
"Here you go!" Jiang Fei activated the Gnome Destroyer before handing it over to Jiang Fei.
"Okay! Okay! I promise I won't chew it! "Dhakasoron carefully used two fingers to pinch the Gnome Destructive Device into his mouth.
"You can't chew it!" Jiang Fei was afraid that the big guy would destroy the Gnome Destructive Device.
"Wuuu … I won't chew it …" Dhakasoron mumbled.
"Come on! Good boy, say goodbye! " Jiang Fei saw that Dhakasoron had kept the device in his mouth and did not destroy it. He was slightly happy.
"Why?" Dhakasoron asked, confused.
"Cut the crap and tell me. If you don't, it'll be too late!" Jiang Fei urged.
"Okay! Goodbye! "Dhakasoron said obediently.
* Boom! *
As soon as Dhakasoron finished speaking, the Gnome Destructive Device's 30-second countdown ended.
A dazzling white light flashed, then suddenly shrank. Then, an even more dazzling white light filled Jiang Fei's eyes. The entire world seemed to be filled with white light. Jiang Fei could not see anything, nor could he hear any sound!
"Ding!"
A golden light flashed. Jiang Fei's Immunity Aegis had been activated. Just the shockwave of the explosion was enough to kill Jiang Fei. If not for the Immunity effect of the Blazing Hammer, Jiang Fei would have been blown to smithereens.
The violent explosion came and went quickly. In a short two seconds, Jiang Fei's vision returned. The entire valley was no longer there.
At that moment, Jiang Fei was in a huge pit. His feet were very wet. Some places had already seeped out of the ground. Not far from Jiang Fei was Dhakasoron's huge corpse. Its head had been completely blown off.
Jiang Fei rubbed his eyes and checked his battle log.
"Ding! You have eliminated Dhakasoron. Obtained 1,785 Experience Points! "
"Ding! You have eliminated Dhakasoron. Obtained 3,400 gold coins! "
"Ding! Congratulations Player Verdure Glider for reaching Level 31! Obtained 5 Undistributed Attribute Points! "
"Ding! Congratulations Player Verdure Glider for reaching Level 32! Obtained 5 Undistributed Attribute Points! "
"Ding! You have eliminated Elite Demon Guard. Obtained 11500 Experience Points! "
"Ding! You have eliminated Demon Sorcerer! Obtained 17500 Experience Points! "
"Ding! You have eliminated Demon Warrior! Obtained 13700 Experience Points! "
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"Ding! Congratulations Player Verdure Glider for reaching Level 33! Obtained 5 Undistributed Attribute Points! "
"Ding! You have eliminated Demon Stalker. Obtained 27500 Experience Points! "
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Not only did the Gnome Destructive Device kill Dhakasoron, but it also killed all the monsters within a kilometer of the small valley. In an instant, a large amount of Experience Points flowed into Jiang Fei's account.
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