It turned out that the Golden Apple could imbue a silly cat with intelligence, but not knowledge. When a cat had the intelligence of a human but retained the cognition of a cat, the collision of the two worldviews could produce a spark that would blind a dog's eyes. After the silly cat found out that it could handle the toilet problem and did not even need the cat litter anymore, a shocking fact hit its half-baked mind:
I don't need the cat litter anymore.
So the "poop scooper" lost its meaning of existence from then on.
Hao Ren was dying.
This miraculous three-stage deduction scared the idiot out of his wits.
The silly cat wiped her tears and hugged Hao Ren's trousers as she cried. If it was an ordinary cat, it would not have such a reaction. Because their intelligence and emotional complexity were doomed to not have so many feelings for their owner. Ordinary people would not have such a reaction either, because any human with a little bit of common sense would not think that the "poop scooper" was serious. However, an ordinary cat demon took it seriously and became seriously sad. Her feelings were just complex enough to understand the intimate relationship between her owner and herself, and her cognition was just simple enough to not understand what humans did for a living.
After understanding Rollie's logic, Hao Ren did not know whether to laugh or cry. His first reaction was to grab the silly cat by the neck and swing her around twice, but after a moment of hesitation, he pressed her head and slowly explained, trying to make the silly cat understand how complex humans were, and changing cat litter was just a trivial part of human life. Life was definitely not made up of "preparing food for Lord Meow" and "changing cat litter for Lord Meow"!
The more Hao Ren spoke, the more he felt like he was seriously explaining this kind of f * cking problem to a cat. The question was illogical from beginning to end, and every word was exuding a maddening sense of humor, but he had to hold back his laughter!
Rollie finally calmed down and looked at Hao Ren suspiciously. "You're not lying to me, are you? You really won't die? "
Hao Ren was almost exhausted. "How could I die? When will your worldview become normal?"
"I don't know what worldview is, but Big Cat's daily life is to feed me and clean my toilet." The cat girl blinked her eyes, and her tail finally softened. "Big Cat, do you really do other things?"
"Damn it, how can my colorful daily life be condensed into two parts in a cat's eyes?" Hao Ren covered his head, feeling that his life value had been challenged. "Who can understand the worldview of cats? Explain it to me."
Everyone around immediately backed away, saying that it was better not to talk about such a topic.
Hao Ren pulled the cat girl up and wiped the tears on her face. The cat girl stared nervously. "Poop scooper, are you sure you're not going to die?"
Hao Ren did not know whether to laugh or cry. "I'm not going to die, I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die.
The cat girl nodded with relief. "Oh, okay. Give me some dried fish."
Hao Ren: "... Is there nothing else in your mind?!"
"And dried fish."
"Fish is not allowed at home." Hao Ren glared at the silly cat and took out a ham sausage from his Dimensional Pocket and stuffed it into her hand. "Take this... Hey, tear the packaging! You can't eat it directly! "
The silly cat bit the sausage and stuffed it with the plastic packaging. "Why is there such a hard thing on the outside?"
Hao Ren sighed and helped the cat maiden to remove the wrapping on the sausages. "Of course, I usually do it for you. Now that you have your own hands, you have to solve these problems yourself. Also, you have to learn how to use chopsticks. You can't bury your face in the bowl every time you eat. "
The silly cat ate the sausage and suddenly thought of something. "Poop scooper, you don't want me anymore? Then I can go out to eat. Just let me come back to sleep at night... "
Hao Ren put his hands on his hips. He felt that the silly cat was annoying, but he just could not get angry. "Who said I don't want you anymore? I'm just saying that you have to learn to live with your current body. Your current body can do a lot of things that I used to do for you."
The cat girl nodded as if she understood. Hao Ren did not know how much she understood, but she looked relieved. Cats were really sensitive creatures. It was just a moment of carelessness from her family, but she had caused a lot of trouble by herself.
Hao Ren looked at the silly cat's confused expression and said, "Also, I have to say, you have to change the way you call me. I thought it would not affect you at first, but now look at your messed up worldview. "
"I don't understand." The cat girl swallowed the sausage. "I'm Rollie. Good. You're poop scooper. Good. It's not good to change."
As she spoke, she rubbed her head against Hao Ren's arm and made a snoring sound. "Rollie is with the poop scooper. She's full and not cold, so she's fine too."
Hao Ren held the silly cat's head and pushed her away. He felt that the cat was not as stubborn and lazy as she usually was. In fact, she was a very simple person. No matter how complicated a cat was, it was still simpler than humans. It was just her nature that occasionally annoyed people. But after getting familiar with her nature and being able to communicate with her language, anyone would notice her simple nature.
After all, she only had a head full of dried fish — or at most, dried fish.
Hao Ren thought for a long time and finally came up with a new name that Rollie could accept. She had also used this name earlier. "You might as well call me Big Cat... At least it's better than poop scooper."
"There are too many big cats." The cat girl blinked. "I can't tell them apart."
Hao Ren was at his wit's end.
But the cat girl thought for a while and came up with a solution. "You're Big Boss Cat."
Hao Ren was interested. "What do you mean?"
"The most powerful big cat." The cat girl's eyes lit up. "Because you're good at foraging!"
Hao Ren thought for a while and realized that it was because he was responsible for buying groceries and carrying food back home. In a cat's world view, if he could achieve this result every time he foraged, he would be the king of cats.
When he finally solved the cat problem, Hao Ren let out a long sigh. He turned around and saw Vivian and the others looking at him with a weird expression. He shrugged. "I'm at my wit's end. Education has to be done step by step. She can't remember so many meaningless names at once."
"But 'big cat' is not much better." Vivian covered her face. "We will all be big cats in the future."
Lily squinted at Vivian. "You should be grateful. I'm a big dumb cat from the beginning. I haven't said it yet."
Everyone was impressed by the girl's generosity.
At this time, the MDT suddenly flew out of nowhere and bumped into Hao Ren. "Still messing around with the cat?"
"Just done." Hao Ren reached out to catch the MDT. "What's up?"
"Let's go to the spaceship. There's some progress on the cultivation tank in the lab."
Hao Ren was surprised. "The Seed of Origin has been created?"
"You wish. It's just a few organs."
But even a few organs were enough to make people happy. Hao Ren was ready to go to the spaceship to check it out. But someone was more excited than him: Y'lisabet had just done two big questions under her father's supervision. She passed by the living room and heard the word "spaceship". She cheered. "I want to go too! I want to go too!"
Hao Ren waved his hand. "Let's go together. See what the organs of the Seed of Origin look like."
Vivian frowned. "Why do you sound so weird when you say it... Wait, let's finish breakfast first! We haven't had breakfast yet! "
After the meal, they left Rollie at home to look after the house. They also instructed Big Beardy, who was meditating at the back of the house, to keep an eye on Rollie to prevent the silly cat from running out on her own. After that, they teleported to Kuiper Station.
The Petrachelys was still faithfully carrying out its master's remote command. It had grown the first batch of tissue samples in its lab. These tissue samples were grown from the cells that Hao Ren took out from the "Divine Sarcophagus".
When the group arrived at the spaceship's laboratory, they saw the slowly moving, weird-looking … organs in the huge crystal container.
If they were indeed the organs of the Seed of Origin.
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