What should he do after coming back from The Plane of Dreams? Immediately make a plan of action? Write a report? Study history? Consult that unreliable goddess about life? It turned out that it was all nonsense. In the movies, the heroes who saved the world and went to the White House to attend the conference were all lies. In fact, the first thing that Hao Ren and the others did after coming back from saving the world was to go back to their rooms and sleep for nearly a day and a night. When he woke up, Hao Ren pondered over the calendar for a long time before he figured out what day it was...
After figuring out what day it was, Hao Ren yawned and threw his head back on the bed, ready to sleep for a while more. But this time, as soon as he lay down, he heard a flapping sound next to him, and then something jumped on his chest. The next second, a wet and cold tail began to flap on his face. Hao Ren opened his eyes and found that the little mermaid had turned her head to look at him.
The child continued to be cheerful. Of course, she was not tired. She spent most of her time in The Plane of Dreams sleeping in the Dimensional Pocket. Occasionally, she would come out for a breath of fresh air and play for a while. She did not encounter any dangerous things. Later, Hao Ren wondered why he brought Lil Pea to The Plane of Dreams, but he soon felt relieved. With the child's talent for seeking death, it was the most important thing to bring her along...
Hao Ren got up and cleaned up. He carried Lil Pea and her pot out of the house and saw Vivian cleaning the room. Lily was sitting opposite Rollie, listening to the holy sermon. The stupid black and white cat had been having fun outside for a few days. Its fur was dirty, but it had gained a lot of weight out of nowhere. Hao Ren wondered where it went to have fun. Looking at such a plain daily scene, Hao Ren was a little dazed. He was still immersed in the previous catastrophe of the First Born. The soul-stirring scene left a deep impression on him. He looked at the daily scene in front of him and felt a little out of place.
"Are you awake?" Vivian glanced at Hao Ren and pouted at the table. "The food isn't cold yet. Hurry up and eat. You're the only one left."
Hao Ren nodded and sat down at the table. He looked at the familiar bowls and chopsticks in front of him and smelled the familiar smell of Earth's food. Only then did he completely throw away the feeling of incongruity. He drank two mouthfuls of porridge to refresh himself. When he grabbed a steamed bun, he suddenly felt something and looked in the direction of Lily. "Lily!"
Lily looked up, and Hao Ren threw the bun at her. The next scene was wonderful: Lily jumped instinctively, spun around, and opened her mouth to catch the bun. However, Rollie was faster than her. In a flash, the bun was gone, leaving Lily staring at the bun in the cat's mouth.
Vivian stared at Lily with one hand on her waist and the other on her waist. "Look at you. It's one thing for you to jump up and grab the food, but you're fighting with a cat! It's one thing for you to fight with a cat, but you can't even win! This is your family's secret move! "
Lily blinked. She was still puzzled. "Why does Mr. Landlord's cat look like a dog …"
"By the way, what are the four masters doing?" Hao Ren finished his breakfast in a few mouthfuls. Only then did he remember that there were four more people in the house, but the four ascetics were nowhere to be seen. He finally remembered his job as the guardian of the otherworldlings. He felt that he should look for the four ascetics to educate them about life on this planet.
After all, in the foreseeable future, the four ascetics would not be able to go back.
He still remembered that when he returned home the night before yesterday, he had briefly explained to the four ascetics about life on this planet. At least, he let them know how to use the toilet and water pipes. The four ascetics went straight to The Plane of Dreams from Kuiper Station after they were picked up from the little green men planet. They had just arrived on Earth. He then arranged for the four of them to stay in the last two empty rooms upstairs, just enough for two men and two women. Hao Ren wondered if they were used to living here.
"They should be at the back of the house." Vivian frowned. "They went out early in the morning. They said they were not used to staying in the room and wanted to practice in nature."
"Practice?" Hao Ren was stunned. He could not understand how this had anything to do with practice. "They're not planning to build a temple behind the house, are they? The real estate bureau doesn't allow that!"
"Why don't you see for yourself?" Vivian came over to clean up the dishes and threw Hao Ren's chopsticks into Lil Pea's pot. "I always felt that they were not very compatible with life here. I prepared a lot of food for them in the morning, but they just took a few steamed buns to the bathroom to get some cold water and ran out …"
Hao Ren could roughly guess what was going on. He quickly went out of the back door to look for the four masters. As mentioned before, Hao Ren's big house was located at the border of the Southern Suburbs. It was the most remote one. Behind the house was a wilderness. Hao Ren wondered what the four ascetics were planning to do in the wilderness. Not long after he pushed the door open, he saw three people, including Big Beardy. The three ascetics had cleared an open space in the wilderness. They were still wearing the same old gray robes, sitting on the ground with their eyes closed. There was a bonfire in the middle of the three — it looked like they were trying to survive in the wilderness...
Hao Ren went over and saw two nuns with Big Beardy. He had no idea what the young ascetic was doing. He went up to Big Beardy and sat down next to him. "What are you doing here?"
"Meditating and meditating." Big Beardy opened his eyes and nodded at Hao Ren with a smile. "Have you eaten?"
Hao Ren was stunned. He thought that this greeting was quite down to earth. "Err … Yes. Why aren't you in the house? Didn't we prepare a room for you? "
"The condition of the room is too good. It's not suitable for us to meditate." The older nun shook her head. "We can't let ourselves indulge in a comfortable environment. It will weaken the strength of our mind. When we are on a mission, we can adapt to the situation. But now that we are starting a normal life, we have to be careful to stay poor. "
Hao Ren looked at the empty wilderness around him. It was freezing cold now. It was close to the end of the year. The wilderness was naturally desolate. There were not even many wild rabbits running around in this area all year round. He did not know whether to laugh or cry. "You're not planning to live in this wilderness, are you?"
"That's exactly what I intend to do." Big Beardy nodded with a serious face. "We are planning to build a wooden house in this wilderness. Firstly, we will cultivate and live in it. Secondly, we will worship the Goddess in it. Isn't it a good thing to let the glory of the Goddess continue in this world?"
Hao Ren felt that he could not understand the way these people thought. "Are you really going to do that?! Let's not talk about other things … Where are you going to get the wood to build the house? "
Big Beardy finally frowned when he heard this. "You're right. We just walked around and found that there are few trees in this area. There's not much stone either. It's indeed a little difficult to build a house. But we just saw a lot of trees in the north … "
Hao Ren thought for a moment and almost jumped up. "That's a windbreak! Don't cut it! "
"Looks like we still have a lot to learn here," the young nun muttered in a hoarse voice. She then looked at Big Beardy. "Why don't we dig a hole in the ground? We can imitate the ascetic monks of the Geyi Sect from a thousand years ago … "
The older nun also suggested, "Or we can go to the tower we saw in the south to cultivate? The base of the tower is a pile of iron shelves. It can block the wind by wrapping it with leather cloth. It's just that it's a little close to the crowd. And I don't know if the owner of the tower is easy to talk to … "
Hao Ren thought for a moment and reminded them with cold sweat on his forehead. "… Don't. That's a television tower …"
Big Beardy nodded solemnly. "Looks like we can only dig a hole in the ground. When he comes back, we'll start working. By the way, you don't forbid digging in the barren land, do you? There are some areas where digging is not allowed. We have to report it to the local lord. "
Hao Ren's cold sweat was about to spread to his feet. He found that he had underestimated the strange lifestyle of these ascetics. They came to Earth to challenge their lives. In all fairness, he felt that he could not change the beliefs of these fanatics. So, he had to make a tactful suggestion. "I don't mind if you insist on survival in the wild. But can we delay for a few days? You see, you don't even know the rules here. You almost went to cut down the windbreak just now. You might bring a lot of trouble to others. How about you wait until you understand the rules here before you plan to survive in the wild? "
Big Beardy thought for a moment and felt that it made sense. "That's good too. We'll disturb you at night and practice here during the day. This place is vast. It's really a good place. "
The other two nuns nodded in agreement. Then, they each took out a steamed bun and roasted it by the campfire. It turned out that they still insisted on the rule of 'meditation before eating'. They had not eaten yet. Hao Ren looked at the steamed bun in their hands. He thought about his daily diet and felt even more guilty. "You're eating this?"
Big Beardy smiled with satisfaction. "That's good."
Hao Ren thought about how he and his friends lived in a good house and ate good food while the four ascetics challenged nature in the barren land. He felt that if this news got out, it would at least be reposted 500 times on Weibo. So, he tried to persuade them again. "You'll starve to death if you do this …"
Before he could finish his words, he saw the young cultivator who had disappeared earlier suddenly return, holding a wild rabbit in his hand …
Big Beardy jumped up and took the rabbit. With the help of magic, he removed the hair and let the blood flow in an instant. Then, he smeared some spices on the rabbit's leg and prepared to roast it on the campfire. He asked, "What did you say?"
Hao Ren said, "… Nothing …"
The food he ate was even better than what he ate!
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