Truth be told, Hao Ren thought that he was quite open-minded. Since the birth of the vampires and the postal service on Earth, no one had ever thought of putting their bats in a parcel.
Hao Ren and Vivian discussed the details and quickly finalized the whole process. They would stuff the bats into express parcels and send them to all parts of Asia and Europe using the super convenient postal service. The recipient was whatever. Anyway, with the help of the MDT, it would be a piece of cake to find any place on this planet. At the very least, they could get the MDT to hack into the express delivery system. When the bat parcels arrived at their destination, no one would sign for it. At that time, the summoned creatures would have to find a way to break out of their shells and look for them. Of course, Vivian would try her best to fill in the names of her "old friends", but it was hard to say how many parcels would be delivered directly to them. After all, decades had passed. Even if those hermits did not move away, it was unlikely that they would still use their old contact information.
As long as the bats could hitch a ride with the express delivery.
Of course, these bat parcels had to be disguised and packaged. Fortunately, they quickly found all kinds of suitable materials: Hao Ren found a lot of paper boxes and wide-mouthed glass bottles in the corner of the basement warehouse. They came from Lily's endless snack consumption: canned food and chocolate. It was said that dogs should not eat chocolate, but Lily was not afraid of cold or raw food. The snack packaging that she had accumulated in the past few months shocked Hao Ren. Hao Ren was also curious about why these things were piled up in the small warehouse next to Vivian's. "Why do you keep these things? Didn't you throw them away when you took out the rubbish? "
Vivian nodded matter-of-factly. "Of course I keep them to sell as scrap. They add up to almost ten dollars. That's two pounds of eggs."
Hao Ren was stunned. He thought that the vampire maiden was used to living a poor life. Nowadays, there were not many people like her who could collect a few months worth of junk and sell it as scrap. But it was clear that Vivian could not save money. If she did not spend every penny as soon as possible, she would soon lose it...
Looking at the poor man beside him, Hao Ren couldn't help but make a man's promise from the bottom of his heart, "Don't worry, I'll take good care of you."
Vivian was touched. "I can cook for you for the rest of your life!"
Hao Ren: "…" This guy was too easy to bribe!
The two of them carried the bottles and boxes to Vivian's table and started to seal the bats. The wide-mouthed cans were more than enough for the bats to fit inside. Hao Ren held one of the cans and stared at the little bat. The little bat stared at him with its beady black eyes, which made him want to find something to talk about. "Will it suffocate if I seal it like this?"
"No, my bats are biologically 'dead' from the very beginning," Vivian waved her hand. "I'm not afraid of being tortured as a specimen."
Hao Ren shook the can and said, "Ugh … I feel sorry for it to be sealed inside. Look, it's staring at me."
The little bat in the bottle turned its head away awkwardly. Vivian's voice came from the side. "I'm the one staring at you. I'm just curious about what it feels like to see the world through a glass bottle …"
Hao Ren then remembered that the bats were Vivian's avatars. Putting them in the bottle would at most give Vivian a strange angle of view. There was nothing pitiful about it at all. This was a behavior that only otherworldlings would get used to, and it was easy for normal humans to ignore it.
The bats consumed most of the glass bottles. These cans were more useful than selling them as junk. Lily's raging appetite finally had a positive side effect. However, when they were sealing the bottles, Hao Ren suddenly thought of a problem. "Wait, do you think these things can pass the security check? Especially if they're living things. I'm afraid it'll be troublesome to send them through international express delivery. "
Vivian had never used such 'expensive' things before, so she did not even think of this. "What should we do?"
Hao Ren frowned and thought for a moment. Suddenly, he clapped his hands. "Didn't you say that they are 'dead'? Let's disguise them as specimens and send them out as handicrafts …"
Vivian felt that this idea was feasible. She went to the warehouse and found a lot of cardboard and wire. After inquiring about what a bat specimen should look like, she let the little bats stick to the cardboard. These summoned creatures did not breathe or have a heartbeat, so they could completely imitate an inanimate object. They really did look like specimens.
Hao Ren was satisfied. "This is just right. We can write them as handicrafts when we send them out."
Vivian looked at the bats that were pinned to the paper. She suddenly blushed and turned her head away. "This posture is so embarrassing..."
Hao Ren was speechless.
It was not easy to understand the worldview of an outsider.
"Speaking of which, there won't be any problems with these things, right?" Hao Ren thought for a moment and was still a little worried. "Especially since we have to send them overseas. Let's not talk about whether the humans will be able to find out. Will the demon hunters monitor this channel?"
"Well, there's a risk, but I've applied an aura elimination and energy transfer effect on each bottle. Unless a demon hunter is lucky enough to open the package and see what's inside, they won't be exposed."
Hao Ren was relieved. He then carried the two big boxes of bottles and jars back to the living room with Vivian. Becky could not wait to go shopping. When she saw them, she almost teleported over. "When are we going to … Ah, what are you doing?"
"Let's go to the courier company and send these things out." Hao Ren put the boxes on the coffee table and then pulled Rollie aside. "Oh right, Hilda, are you coming?"
Hilda was sitting on the sofa in a daze. She slowly shook her head. "No, I don't need anything else."
"Shopping? Want to buy something? " Only then did Vivian notice a large group of people in the living room. They were all dressed like they were ready to go out and squander. Hao Ren nodded at her. "Well, you can come along too. It's time to buy something for you."
Vivian did not know what Hao Ren was planning. Seeing that he did not want to say anything, she just nodded slightly. "Thank you in advance."
The vampire maiden was no longer as distant as when she first moved in. She did not try to reject Hao Ren's kindness because she knew that even if she tried to be brave, she did not have the money …
In the end, other than Hilda who was still in a daze at home and Lil Pea who could not go out, Hao Ren and his group of abnormal tenants all went out noisily. Y 'zaks and Lily, who were the strongest among them, volunteered to carry the two big boxes and walked in front. Hao Ren muttered thoughtfully behind them. "I suddenly remembered that we need a car at least. After all, we're a force. I've even started learning to pilot a spaceship. Do we still have to take the bus?"
Teleportation was useful, but the dizziness that came with each teleportation was not something that people liked. Also, teleportation around such a densely populated city could easily cause trouble. So, as long as Hao Ren and his group did not go far, they were used to regular transportation.
Nangong Wuyue thought for a moment and said, "It's convenient to have a car, but who knows how to drive?"
Hao Ren patted his chest and volunteered. "I can even pilot a spaceship soon!"
"Which is on the right, the accelerator or the brake?"
Hao Ren was speechless.
"So, don't be cocky if you're not a professional." Nangong Wuyue twitched her mouth. "I learned to drive a long time ago, but … At that time, cars with internal combustion engines had only been around for a few years. You can guess my driving level."
Hao Ren did some calculations and was shocked to find that Nangong Wuyue should be driving an internal combustion engine car around the year 1900. If she dared to go on the road now, it would not be a problem of being a road killer — she could even be a road killer!
He looked around and found that none of them could drive. Needless to say, Y 'zaks and Becky, Nangong Wuyue was a road killer whose driving license had expired a hundred years ago. Lily's husky personality would definitely not be a driver. Vivian was out of the question: a private car was a dream for her. She could barely afford to take the bus …
Finally, Hao Ren poked the magical MDT and said, "Do you think the organization can solve the transportation problem for this short-distance mission? Preferably with an autopilot … "
"Can you not be so pretentious? If you want to take advantage of me, just say so. "The MDT buzzed twice in Hao Ren's pocket." But I can try to help you apply. It just so happens that Madam Raven gave you a mission to monitor the unusual creatures on Earth. That's the reason. "
Now, Hao Ren could look forward to his next month's salary.
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