Let alone Ye Kong, even Yue Minghui was scared silly. He didn't expect to attract such a huge monster. It was so huge that his flying sword couldn't even compare to a corner of its teeth.
Finally, Ye Kong opened his mouth, "According to the plan, the top four belong to me, and the bottom one belongs to you."
"F * ck your grandmother!" The extremely depressed Yue Minghui finally burst out with vulgarities and cursed, "You have no spirit of loyalty. Even ten of me can't beat it. This is a Kun Peng!"
While they were talking, the Kun Peng didn't want to waste any time. It opened its black hole-like mouth, and two rows of mountain-like teeth bit towards the two of them.
Looking at the deep blood-red hole, Ye Kong's vision was filled with blood. The damp, fishy smell was almost suffocating.
"What should we do?" Yue Minghui was so shocked that he couldn't move.
"Nothing! The plan has changed, retreat! "Ye Kong shouted. He rode his flying sword and madly fled. Yue Minghui followed closely behind.
Under the bright moon, two small black dots were fleeing at high speed. Behind them were the huge teeth of the Kun Peng, making a soul-stirring crunching sound!
"In the northern ocean, there is a fish named Kun. The Kun is so big that I don't know how many thousands of miles long it can transform into a bird named Peng. The back of the Peng is thousands of miles long. When it flies in anger, its wings are like the clouds in the sky …" Yue Minghui was really a bit too elegant. At this time, he could even quote ancient books to explain the Kun Peng.
"I know, the Kun Peng Demon King is the leader of those shrimp soldiers and crab generals. Don't recite poems, hurry up and release your Flying Ark!"
"Yes, yes!" Yue Minghui heard this and quickly released the Flying Ark. This Flying Ark was a treasure of the Hehuan Sect. Its flying speed was much faster than the flying sword.
"Ai, I don't have any spirit stones left!" Yue Minghui sighed. He grabbed a handful of spirit stones and threw them into the mouth of the dragon statue on the control panel. The Flying Ark immediately turned into a stream of light and fled.
After running for an unknown period of time, the two of them burst into laughter. Escaping from the jaws of such a huge demonic beast really made people rejoice. That kind of feeling came from the heart and could not be stopped. Moreover, after experiencing the dangers together, the friendship between the two had deepened considerably.
Yue Minghui finally told Ye Kong the truth.
"Actually, I'm looking for the Condensing Chalcedony for a woman." Yue Minghui said as he took out a bead from his storage bag.
The pearl was completely white and was just the right size to hold it in one hand. Looking at it again, he saw that there was actually a beautiful woman with snow-white hair in the pearl.
"Weiyang, this is my new good brother, Cloud Talisman Sect's Li Heizi. Isn't he very dark?" Yue Minghui said to the bead.
What was surprising was that the woman could actually speak. She smiled and said, "It's very dark, but very sturdy."
Only then did Ye Kong notice that he was only wearing underpants, which was rather indecent. He hurriedly ran out of the door and changed into a Cloud Talisman Sect uniform before walking in.
"Greetings, Senior Sister Weiyang." Ye Kong came in and bowed. It was obvious that Yue Minghui and Weiyang in the bead were a couple with a story.
Weiyang smiled at Ye Kong and said, "Hello, Junior Brother Li. It's a pity that Senior Sister doesn't even have a greeting gift in her current state."
Yue Minghui smiled and said, "Weiyang, you don't have to worry about this. Junior Brother Li is richer than us."
Ye Kong was depressed. "Senior Brother Yue, this is your fault. I really don't have a single Spirit Stone in my storage bag. You are clearly richer than me … Besides, a greeting gift is a gift from a senior to a junior. It has nothing to do with wealth."
Yue Minghui was speechless and could only say, "Then I'll owe it to you. Senior Brother, I'm also in a difficult situation now. Do you think I can't give you this Flying Ark or the Dharma artifact I use?"
Ye Kong chuckled and said, "Look at what Senior Brother is saying. Even if you give it to me, I can't accept it …"
Just as Yue Minghui heaved a sigh of relief, he heard a certain someone say, "Senior Brother just picked up a total of 18 Flying Fish Swords. Why don't you give me that one."
So this kid was still thinking about this matter. Yue Minghui almost vomited blood. "You … You, you! Are you still human? You can even count how many I picked up. Aiya, you're really a genius! "
Weiyang, who was in the bead, covered her mouth and laughed as she watched them bicker.
Ye Kong actually didn't really want the sword. After playing around for a while, he gave up and asked, "May I ask what is Senior Sister Weiyang's current state? How did you end up like this? "
Yue Minghui gave a long sigh and said, "It's all my fault. Although our All Pleasure Sect has a bad reputation in the outside world, it's not like what the outside world says. Male cultivators are lustful and female cultivators are promiscuous … In fact, our All Pleasure Sect is extremely loyal to our lovers. A cultivator can only have one partner in their lifetime. Weiyang is my partner. "
"Oh, so it's like this." In the past, Ye Kong didn't have a good impression of the All Pleasure Sect. The outside world said that the All Pleasure Sect's women were promiscuous and the men were lustful. They all used a secret technique to absorb the essence of others to cultivate.
"Of course it's like this." Yue Minghui said angrily, "The outside world's rumors are all nonsense. Who can stand out and say that he was plucked?" Yue Minghui sighed and said, "It's only because our All Pleasure Sect's cultivation technique is unique. The men learn to be handsome and elegant while the women learn to be gentle and soft like water. Their eyes are filled with endless affection. That's why people misunderstand us. They think that our All Pleasure Sect cultivators use our eyes and actions to seduce them. In fact, they don't even take a piss to look at themselves. Seduce them? Dream on! "
Ye Kong thought that this All Pleasure Sect wasn't bad. In the future, he could send his wives there to cultivate. He could make them all flirtatious, flirtatious, and incomparably loyal to him. Hehe, wouldn't that be great?
But thinking about it, he couldn't do it. All Pleasure Sect advocated monogamy. If he waited for his wives to finish cultivating and they returned, they would force him to only marry one of them … wouldn't that be a huge loss?
Also, All Pleasure Sect's women liked handsome and elegant men, but he himself was very vulgar. No, no, this idea wouldn't do.
As expected, All Pleasure Sect's women hated their lovers being vulgar. When Wei Yang heard Yue Minghui's vulgar words, she said angrily, "Senior-apprentice Brother ~"
Yue Minghui smiled and said, "Wei Yang, don't be angry. It's not that Minghui is vulgar, it's that Junior-apprentice Brother Li is a boorish person. If I speak to him in elegant language, he won't understand at all."
Ye Kong fainted. F * ck your ancestors, I may be a boorish person, but I'm also cultured! I'm not so boorish that I can't even understand human language, right? But forget it, since this brat is trying to please his wife, I'll just endure it. I won't compete with you … but those eighteen flying fish swords, hehe.
"I didn't think that All Pleasure Sect advocated monogamy. I wonder how senior-apprentice sister Wei Yang ended up like this?" Ye Kong asked again.
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